82. Fresh movie review | Horror Movies Coming August 2024
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82. Fresh movie review | Horror Movies Coming August 2024

In yet another horror movie about people eating people, Fresh, starring Daisy Edgar-Jones (Twisters) and Sebastian Stan (Captain America: The Winter Soldier), explores “the horrors of modern dating” when a woman is taken hostage by a seemingly perfect man, who is secretly a shill for the human meat trade.

Horror Movie Releases August 2024

AUGUST 2 - Trap, by M. Night Shyamalan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mps1HbpECIA

AUGUST 2 - #AMFAD: All My Friends Are Dead, starring Jojo Siwa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwONaI7UKq4

AUGUST 9 - Cuckoo starring Hunter Schaefer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owrlBlHpY0U

AUGUST 16 - Alien: Romulus, starring Devon Sawa: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTNMt84KT0k

AUGUST 23 - Strange Darling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2gHXeNXKxE

AUGUST 23 - Place of Bones: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IXER555bF_w

AUGUST 28 - Kizumonogatari: Koyomi Vamp

AUGUST 30 - AfrAId: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1fZD7EFJSk

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Hello.

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Hi!

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Happy Tuesday!

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Happy Tuesday!

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Welcome back to Killer Cuties Podcast.

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Yeah, that's us.

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Still.

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Yep.

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Nothing has changed in the two years we've been doing this.

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One and a half years.

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Yeah, I was like, don't say that.

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We're not quite there yet.

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82!

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This is our 82nd episode.

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That's craziness.

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Yeah.

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Anyway, enough about us.

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We're here to talk about Fresh.

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But first,

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This is our last episode of the month, so we're going to talk about upcoming horror movies for August.

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Alright, we're going to just, we're going to go every other one so you don't get sick of either one of us.

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kd, take it away.

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off.

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I'll kick us off.

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All right, August 2nd, we just talked about this movie, #AMFAD: All My Friends Are Dead, starring Jojo Siwa.

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A group of college friends rent an Airbnb for the biggest music festival of the year.

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A weekend of partying quickly takes a turn as the group is murdered one by one according to their sin.

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Hell yeah.

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Dream guest on my podcast.

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All right, August 9th, we have Cuckoo starring Hunter Schaefer.

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Gretchen leaves her home to live with her father who has just moved into a resort in the German Alps with his new family.

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Gretchen is plagued by strange noises and bloody visions until she discovers a shocking secret that also concerns her own family.

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Saw the trailer for

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I think that's actually our pick for August too.

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So you'll hear our thoughts.

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I'm sad I saw the trailer.

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I was forced to.

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Today.

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Before Longlegs yeah.

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but it looks good.

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Yeah, I'm excited.

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August 16th, we have Alien Romulus.

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While scavenging the deep ends of a derelict space station, a group of young space colonizers come face to face with the most terrifying life form in the universe.

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We also have Consumed on August 16th.

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Trapped between a madman played by Devon Sawa seeking revenge and a skin -stealing monster, a married couple must find the strength to fight and make it out of the woods

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Ugh, love Devon.

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I don't even know who that is.

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okay.

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the main character in Final Destination.

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Yeah, he's done quite a few horror movies.

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I think that's the only one we've watched of him, but more to come.

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August 23rd, we also have two coming out.

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First, have Strange Dar- Well, not first, because they both come out same day, but you know what I mean.

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Strange Darling.

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In Strange Darling, nothing is what it seems when a twisted one -night stand spirals into a serial killer's vicious murder spree.

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Interesting, I have seen posters for that one up at my local theater.

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And then we also have Place of Bones.

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On a remote ranch a mother, played by Heather Graham, and her daughter fight for survival when a wounded outlaw seeking refuge brings a notorious bank robber and his ruthless gang,

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all desperate to reclaim a stolen fortune right

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wait, well right to their doorstep in this action -packed horror -western.

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Who knows?

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Westerns are really making a comeback right now.

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They're making a lot of

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people love the West.

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I don't know why I live here.

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Live here, it's not that great.

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I think there's a difference between West Coast and the West, trademark.

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Yeah, yeah.

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All right, and I think this is the last one.

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August 28th, Kizumonogatari: Koyomi Vamp centers around a high school student who survives an encounter with a gorgeous yet helpless vampire.

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Very fun.

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Mm -hmm.

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Is it, I'm assuming it's Japanese.

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Okay.

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And then last one for me, August 30th, we have AfrAId stylized with a capital AI.

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If you can guess what it's about.

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Curtis, played by John Cho and his family are selected to test a revolutionary new home device, a digital family assistant called AIA.

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She learns the family's behavior and begins to anticipate their needs and she can make sure nothing and no

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gets in her family's way.

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It's smart house.

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Yay, Smart House!

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Smart House Horror Movie.

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my god, I'm so excited for that one.

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August

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30th.

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I did see...

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there was also a trailer for this before, Longlegs for me.

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So I did see the trailer.

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I'm not gonna lie, it doesn't look very good.

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It looks like another Blumhouse blunder to me, personally.

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But you never know.

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It is Blumhouse, yes.

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well.

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It's well within their right to put out terrible horror movies.

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It's what we've come to know and love them for.

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That's not true.

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Blumhouse does have some very good movies, I should say.

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Just lately, they've been testing my patience a little bit too much.

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Well, that's what you missed on Glee, I guess.

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That's what you're not gonna miss in August.

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There we go.

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Thank you.

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Alright, well, should we talk about Fresh?

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just a little recap, a little reminder.

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Fresh is a 2022 horror thriller comedy?

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Starring Sebastian Stan and Daisy Edgar-Jones about a woman on the dating scene who begins seeing and then is kidnapped by a man who slowly sells the flesh of his living captive

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victims.

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It is Mimi Cave's directorial debut and had a 20 million dollar budget It's got a 6.7 out of 10 on IMDb and a 67 % on Metacritic and then funny enough It has an 81 % critics and

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audience score on Rotten Tomatoes.

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Yeah, they agreed.

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Exactly.

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Yeah.

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It's never in the history been done before now.

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Yeah.

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I mean, you know what they say, everyone's a critic.

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That's true.

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Everyone who watched this movie was a critic.

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Yeah, and they agree.

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The real question is, do we?

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Let's get into it.

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No.

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Find out right now.

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I could tell by the way that you said the genres of this film that maybe you did not catch the comedic elements of it.

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No, I actually thought this movie was funny.

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But I didn't know if I was supposed to.

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Okay, good.

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It's very much a, like a dark comedy.

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It doesn't say that anywhere on the line.

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Does it not?

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No, it just calls it a horror action.

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Or a horror thriller.

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Not action.

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my gosh, it does.

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Weird.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I feel like it very much is a dark comedy.

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Yeah, it sure is.

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And I got it.

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Good.

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I was nervous when you said com-e-dy that maybe it was like a The Menu all over again where you just didn't.

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Yeah.

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No, see The Menu sucked.

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No.

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That's incorrect.

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Yeah.

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I say that every episode.

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Sebastian Stan is in this.

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People like thirst over him.

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I don't get it.

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I mean, he's good looking, but I think this movie's really turned me off of him.

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Okay, yeah, this is...

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Well, yeah, he's playing a

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pretty bad dude.

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Yeah, yeah, and the only other movie I've seen him in was like the Marvel movies where he's the Winter Soldier or whatever.

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He's in a suit.

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You don't see his face much.

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Okay, and you didn't like him in that or you did?

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Well, I mean, I couldn't tell it was him.

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He was in a suit.

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Yeah.

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And then this, it's like, fuck.

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Literally the only other thing I've seen him in is his episode of Hot Ones.

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yeah, you told me you were watching that.

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I have not seen him in any Marvel movie.

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I have seen him in this.

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I, Tonya.

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I did see him in I, Tonya.

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Yeah, I think he was in The Martian, which I did see that.

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I don't really remember him in it.

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He was in The Martian, was that the Matt Damon movie?

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I've seen that too.

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Apparently he was in Black Swan.

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I don't remember him in that either, but I've seen him in that.

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I'm just going through his IMDb right now.

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I've also seen him in the hit TV series Gossip Girl where he played Carter Baizen.

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I do remember him in that.

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He made a joke about that, I don't know if it was on his Hot Ones episode or in an interview or something, about how him and Penn, from You, were both on Gossip Girl and

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Gossip Girl just churns out serial killers.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And then I also saw him in The Covenant.

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Yeah, no, I didn't see that one.

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But I'm surprised.

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I'm very surprised by the number of movies he's been in that I just don't remember him.

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Yeah, yeah.

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You know what though?

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Maybe that means that he's like a good actor.

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Yeah, it really took us out of the experience.

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Or put us into the experience.

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It didn't, yeah.

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thinking that's Sebastian Stan the whole time we were in the movie.

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We're like, that's Carter Baizen.

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Yeah, there you go.

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now I'm gonna remember him.

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Now I will remember him thanks to this film.

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Yeah.

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Did you see how he prepped for this?

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How did he prep for it?

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He did a ton of research, studied murderers, serial killers, and he stumbled on this doctor named Dorothy Lewis, Dr.

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Dorothy Lewis, who specializes in the study of violent people and people with dissociative identity disorder.

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They actually met and she gave him pointers on how to act more like Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer and really draw on the relatable characteristics that made them

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able to secure their victims.

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So he was really committed to the bit.

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Yeah.

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Weird.

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gonna be honest, sometimes I just get a little annoyed because people are like, Ted Bundy, because he was so charming and hot.

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And I'm like, no, he pretended he was injured.

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And that's how he preyed on the sympathy of women.

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Yeah, but that's, I think that's, I mean, yeah, that's part of it.

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I don't think he was going around, like, I don't think people were like attracted to him, but he had some sort of charisma.

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uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

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Charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.

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Cunt.

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You heard it here first, Ted Bundy.

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Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted Bundy.

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No, we're not gonna say he had cunt.

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He did not.

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I was gonna say Ted, Ted Cunty.

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Ted Cunty.

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No.

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Absolutely not.

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Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

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You gotta, you know, I think that's he said in one interview that

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he liked the idea of it kind of starting out of like this really charming thing because that's how, like a lot of people when they think about abusive relationships, which is

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kind of a theme in this, right?

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Is that how do you ever fall for someone like that?

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And he's like, well, they don't show themselves immediately.

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Like it never starts like that, right?

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It starts as this charming person and then slowly but surely they show you that side of them.

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And obviously in this it's a little bit more abrupt, but.

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Yeah.

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But again, he was like, that's kind of what was relatable to him about it was that it is a very kind of real experience for a lot of people who have been in that type of

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relationship where it's like, yeah, it doesn't start.

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They don't start out like that, obviously, because then they wouldn't get the person.

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Mm -hmm.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Yeah.

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Except that first guy.

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Chad.

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The first date that she goes up.

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Yeah.

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my god.

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Yeah, yeah, that guy sucked.

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If someone, if I went out to a meal with someone on a date and I paid for my own meal, which I'm fine with, like I don't mind splitting the bill, right?

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Like that's, that's totally fine.

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I'm down with that.

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In fact, sometimes I prefer it.

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I don't want them thinking I owe them anything, right?

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Anyways, that's a personal note.

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But if I pay for my meal,

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and someone tries to take my leftovers home with them, I'm throwing hands, immediately.

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No questions fucking asked, they're getting hit in the face.

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Especially like Asian takeaway leftovers.

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Like that's fucking better the next day.

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my god.

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I just, you know, what's the quote from...

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I quote this one scene from Strangers with Candy all the time, but then no one gets it because I don't think people watch Strangers with Candy even though they should.

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Anyways, I'm not even gonna explain what that movie is about.

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You can just watch it.

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There's a scene where someone tries to like grab her food, the main character, and she like stabs with a fork.

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She's like, step into my chow zone one more time, you'll be pulling back a bloody stump.

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my god.

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Relatable.

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Relatable.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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God, that guy sucked.

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Fucking hated him.

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I love the ending.

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You up?

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Chad?

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Yeah, right?

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my god.

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I didn't make the connection that that was him.

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I just thought it was like one of the people that she had dated, but...

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that was Chad.

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Yep.

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Yeah.

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They built the entire house for the set.

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Built it.

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Which Mimi Cave said that she was really excited about.

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Like they had blueprints and everything, but she said she really enjoyed that because A, they didn't have ceilings so they could light it however they wanted.

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And then B, they could just like remove walls if they wanted a different camera angle.

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So she was like, it was just really cool to have that kind of freedom when shooting.

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That it was like a fully, fully made house just for them.

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Nice.

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Cute.

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The prop master was busy.

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Yeah.

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Did you hear that he worked directly with a chef?

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To make the human meals?

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Yeah, Chef came in to work directly with Prop Master to create props that were as realistic as possible.

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And then the Prop Master on Zoom calls would show what he created and take bites out of it to see how grossed out it made people, the cast and crew.

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And that's how he would gauge whether he was on the right track or not.

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I like that.

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Yeah, it's gross.

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Yeah, I read something that Mimi Cave had said that they wanted the food to be familiar, but still off -putting enough that it grosses you out when they actually start eating it.

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Yeah, like a raw meatball.

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That was terrible.

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I didn't like that.

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how did you feel about this?

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I mean, we don't have to get into like any ratings or anything, but I know you liked cannibals and then we watched Raw and you didn't like cannibals as much.

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And so I was wondering if maybe this was like a happy medium of like you do see them eating the people, but it's not people people looking in- except for when he peels the

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thing off the leg.

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But, you know.

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See that was my favorite part, that looked like charcuterie to me.

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Yeah, I didn't, I thought it did.

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yeah.

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Yeah, nice dry meat.

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Yeah, like dry aged.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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No, I think you're absolutely right.

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It was a very good happy medium.

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It was a perfect tone for people eating people.

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Yeah.

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Alright, yeah.

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Raw made me a little bit nervous, but I think we're back on track with the cannibalism.

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well, Raw's tone was extremely uncomfortable.

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This was less uncomfortable.

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Mm -hmm.

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So yeah, it was fun, happy romp time.

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Yeah, yeah, thanks for asking.

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Yeah, just wanted to gauge where we're at in case I add any more cannibalism to the list.

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Yeah, no, no, please do.

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Yeah, I do think that they really nailed the tone.

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It was like harrowing when it needed to be.

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It was also darkly comedic.

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I felt like the dialogue was very realistic in a lot of places, like as the girls are escaping from the house, the dialogue between the three of them was, I don't know why that

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struck me as like, that's exactly what I would

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say if I had one leg and was being carried outside by two people with a murderer behind me.

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I loved Penny just, you guys are so cute.

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Yeah, no exactly that's exactly what I'm talking about like you guys are cute exactly.

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Yeah I just, the tone really did it for me where The Menu couldn't do it and yeah I really liked it.

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The tone, not to spoil anything else.

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yeah, yeah.

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She hated the movie.

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Loved the tone.

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the tone.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I think Daisy Edgar-Jones, who plays Noa, said that Noa...

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But she had said that she liked the fact that the tone was going in between the darker moments and then the kind of comedic moments because she felt like when she had to do

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those more heavy scenes, like I think they said that the scene like right after...

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has her surgery, he takes a piece of her and she's recovering, was kind of the darkest moment for her to film.

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And she said that she liked that she didn't have to sit in that for too long, that as soon as that was done, they got to do scenes that were a little bit more light.

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Totally, totally.

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And it felt like everybody on the cast and crew had like a really good fun vibe relationship and they were able to like lean on each other during the darker things.

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So yeah, excellent point.

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Also, she's British.

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Did you know that?

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I did because I watched a bunch of interviews of her.

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Yeah, I didn't know that until after I watched this movie.

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And then I was like, This was her first time doing an American accent, too.

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She was in the Crawdad movie.

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Yeah, that was after this.

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What?

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No way.

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That movie came out like three years ago.

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They both came out in 2022, but she filmed this first.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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gonna say that's like a quintessential American accent in that movie

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Yeah, yeah.

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But no, she said that this was the first time that she had to do it, so.

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Yeah.

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real good at acting in movies where the boyfriends are ass.

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Well, relatable.

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Yeah, typecast.

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Is she typecast or is she just a woman?

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There it is.

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That's the question.

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The dress that she wore.

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The pink one.

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steamed between every take.

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Yeah.

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The dress was like the highest paid actor of the entire movie because it literally, they had to stop everything and steam it between every take.

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Interesting.

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Which makes me want to watch it again and see if I can find any wrinkles because like...

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Yeah, I used to love steaming clothes.

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I love steaming clothes, dude.

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I used to have to do it to dress the mannequins when I worked in retail, and it was my favorite.

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Yeah.

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Ugh.

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So satisfying.

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it's very satisfying.

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Because it works.

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It does.

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Ironing's not the same though.

00:21:13
Ironing works, but it's not as fun.

00:21:16
No.

00:21:17
Because ironing should work.

00:21:19
Steaming shouldn't work.

00:21:21
You know what I mean?

00:21:23
There's no reason that hot water should make clothes not wrinkly.

00:21:26
Also, that, but also, I think like ironing, you put the iron on and then lift it up and it's smooth.

00:21:33
Whereas steaming, like you go from the back and you watch it in real time unwrinkle.

00:21:40
Well, like you go from the inside of the clothing.

00:21:43
Like that's how you're supposed to steam.

00:21:44
Wow, I've never done that.

00:21:46
I just go for the front.

00:21:47
professional.

00:21:49
I'm kidding, but it's so that like if it like drips water or anything, it's on the front and it doesn't like create water marks.

00:21:55
So yeah, you're supposed to go like from inside the shirt and then like steam it so you get to like watch it in real time.

00:22:01
Just like.

00:22:01
You've watched me steam clothes and you didn't tell me to do that.

00:22:07
Yeah, you've, you have dead ass watched me steam a suit jacket.

00:22:11
Have I watched you or have I been in the same room while you were doing it?

00:22:16
Because that's two different things.

00:22:18
I don't pay, no.

00:22:24
I don't pay attention to anything.

00:22:27
That's the difference.

00:22:29
my god.

00:22:31
I feel a little betrayed that you didn't say, like that's not how you steam clothes.

00:22:34
I did not even know that I ever watched you steam clothes.

00:22:38
I guarantee that if you hadn't even told me that you got a haircut, I probably wouldn't have noticed.

00:22:43
I am the most unobservant person you will ever meet.

00:22:47
I didn't know that about you.

00:22:48
I'm so sorry.

00:22:50
I don't, I just, I'm trying to work on it.

00:22:54
We all have our flaws.

00:22:59
I don't ask questions.

00:23:01
You don't notice haircuts.

00:23:04
observe.

00:23:08
I don't look at the things I'm looking at.

00:23:12
I look and I don't process, you know what I mean?

00:23:15
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:16
Anyways,

00:23:20
Back to fresh, the title of the movie and like the intro credits don't appear until 33 minutes into the movie.

00:23:27
That threw me off.

00:23:29
That was so confusing.

00:23:30
So Mimi Cave did an interview and she was talking about how they kept trying to figure out like where to put them, where it like felt right.

00:23:38
And then it sort of just kind of naturally fell into that spot because they were like, that's when the big turn happens.

00:23:43
And it feels like you're almost watching a different movie at that point.

00:23:46
So that's why they put it there.

00:23:49
Because it happens like right after he drugs her.

00:23:52
Yeah, yeah.

00:23:53
It was like just long enough in the movie where I was like, that can't possibly be the end of the movie, is it?

00:24:01
And then just like early enough to be like, wow, that was like pretty late in the beginning of the movie.

00:24:09
Yeah.

00:24:10
Yeah, it really threw me out.

00:24:12
Yeah.

00:24:12
I will say that I genuinely, there were only two things that I knew were gonna happen.

00:24:19
Absolutely, unequivocally knew were gonna happen.

00:24:22
One, Sebastian Stan was gonna eat people.

00:24:25
I knew he was too good to be true.

00:24:27
Second, his dick was gonna get bit.

00:24:29
Yeah, I absolutely knew that was a setup.

00:24:33
But other than that, I didn't know, I didn't, like I didn't guess a lot of the twists.

00:24:37
Like the wife.

00:24:39
I think the wife reveal like was very well done.

00:24:44
Yeah.

00:24:45
Which also where I watched this movie both times, this is the second time I've seen it, but both times I watched it, it was just like my natural kind of assumption of that was

00:24:58
just that the wife was a former victim and like got out in a similar fashion of how Noa's doing it, right?

00:25:06
yeah, yeah.

00:25:07
And then I found like so many Reddit threads of people discussing her character and like all these different theories they had of her.

00:25:14
And I was like, my God, I didn't even think it was up for debate.

00:25:17
I thought we all knew.

00:25:19
But like some people think that she recruited Steve and gave her leg to him because he says it's like the ultimate sign of like letting someone in.

00:25:29
So some people think it was like consensually done.

00:25:31
Some people think she's the head honcho and like she's running stuff.

00:25:36
I mean, it felt like that at the end.

00:25:38
Definitely.

00:25:39
I guess I just pictured that as like her like just cleaning up the mess.

00:25:42
But like, why would that be her responsibility unless she was in charge?

00:25:46
Because she doesn't want to get caught.

00:25:48
She has to like explain this away.

00:25:50
Like you can't just let these people go.

00:25:53
Cause at this point she's been complicit.

00:25:56
And I think like my, I guess my idea was it was that she got out in a similar fashion to Noa, where like he took a liking to her and then she got pregnant cause they have kids

00:26:09
now.

00:26:09
And so I think part of it is like that Stockholm syndrome aspect.

00:26:13
And then part of it is like her

00:26:15
protecting her children, right?

00:26:17
And so that was my idea of like, at the end, like, yeah, she's not that sad when he dies because in the end, like, he was her abuser.

00:26:27
And then also, like, she has to clean it up because she's not gonna get caught.

00:26:30
She's been complicit.

00:26:32
But also she immediately says, put him on ice.

00:26:33
So who knows, she might be continuing that.

00:26:36
But yeah, some people took that as she was the head honcho.

00:26:38
And then one theory that I saw quite a few people have too is that she was actually

00:26:45
Sammy Akbari, who was another one of his victims that's shown.

00:26:50
But like, she was the one that wrote in the magazine, if you get this magazine, he likes you, keep going, stay strong.

00:26:56
But then when it like shows her picture, her face is kind of covered by her hair.

00:27:01
But he's also like a plastic surgeon and she was noticeably wearing a wig.

00:27:06
So people thought that maybe she'd-

00:27:09
was her and she made it out and Ann and Sammy are the same person.

00:27:13
That's, I mean, I thought about the Ann and Sammy thing.

00:27:16
I definitely thought that until I saw the picture and I was like, that's not.

00:27:20
Yeah, so some people were like, well, he's a plastic surgeon and obviously like he's not gonna let her look like herself was their theory.

00:27:28
But I don't know, I think I'm still on the she was just someone who got out or like former victim turned.

00:27:38
that's what I assumed at the end, by the end of the movie, that's what I had assumed was that she was a former victim that went a little too far, but.

00:27:46
She did have that air of like, I'm in charge about her towards the end.

00:27:51
So I could totally see how that, like where she started it all.

00:27:55
Yeah, I see how people arrived at that.

00:27:57
I guess to me it just still seems like she's just like, he's gone, like I have to clean this up now.

00:28:03
But.

00:28:04
Yeah.

00:28:06
Maybe she started the whole industry and like started with her own leg and then realized she had to find other people.

00:28:12
She couldn't do it.

00:28:13
She got this husband who could do it.

00:28:16
Well, that's what, yeah, some people said like his first taste was her leg.

00:28:21
And that was like her getting him into the thing.

00:28:24
Also, a lot of people were like, well, her leg was the like dried prosciutto meat that he was eating.

00:28:29
But that wouldn't make sense because it was her lower leg and that was an upper leg.

00:28:33
Yeah, no.

00:28:34
And like.

00:28:35
I think that was just like part of Melissa or Hope or someone.

00:28:41
Yeah.

00:28:45
Yeah.

00:28:49
Daisy, the actress who plays Noa, was like totally turned off of pate after filming this.

00:28:57
And then both Daisy and Sebastian were a little bit more selective about the meats that they ate after filming, which I totally understand.

00:29:06
But Mimi Cave, funny enough, has not eaten red meat since she was 10 years old.

00:29:12
So very weird for her to make a

00:29:14
The red meat movie.

00:29:17
Yeah, maybe she's like Steve, you know, he doesn't eat animals.

00:29:24
It just eats humans.

00:29:29
The animal.

00:29:32
Yeah, there's also I think it's like, I think it's implied not fully stated in the movie that the piece of breast meat that she eats is Molly's.

00:29:42
Yeah, definitely.

00:29:45
Yeah, I felt like that was fairly obvious, but I still found people debating whether or not that was true.

00:29:50
No, that is 100 % confirmed.

00:29:52
And I was like, that's why he said it like, does it taste familiar?

00:29:55
And like, she like grabs her chest at the end when they're in the fighting scene.

00:30:00
Yeah.

00:30:02
Yeah, I think that's pretty it.

00:30:04
But I did like someone had said, like, the three women escape either missing their breasts, ass or legs, which are the three parts that men like typically reduce women to.

00:30:15
So I thought that was a really interesting thing that I didn't really think about when I watched it.

00:30:19
Yeah.

00:30:20
Interesting, interesting.

00:30:22
That is what Mimi Cave said.

00:30:23
There were two things that really drew her to the project.

00:30:26
One is like the making women's body a commodity thing.

00:30:34
And then two, I forgot.

00:30:36
I forgot what the other one was.

00:30:38
But that was the important part.

00:30:40
dating and women in the dating scene, I think is what I read.

00:30:45
Those were the two central themes that she liked about it.

00:30:48
But I could be wrong.

00:30:49
Maybe that was Daisy who said that.

00:30:52
I don't remember.

00:30:54
Yeah, I think Daisy said that.

00:30:56
That's gonna bother me.

00:30:57
think it was Daisy that said, because she liked that it was about the commodification of women and then also how scary dating can be for women.

00:31:06
And kind of the commodification of dating, where it's like, we're just swiping left and right and having this idea of someone without actually knowing them.

00:31:15
Yes.

00:31:16
Yeah.

00:31:17
Which is really funny because I watched this on Hulu and immediately after the movie, it started playing The Bachelorette and I was like, my God, what a perfect little palette

00:31:27
cleanse.

00:31:27
I like it.

00:31:28
Yeah.

00:31:30
There was quite a bit of little like foreshadowing and stuff like that.

00:31:35
But my favorite bit is that when Noa and Steve/Brendan first meet, they're at the supermarket and the big sign behind Noa just says, fresh meats.

00:31:46
Yeah, during their "meat" cute, if you will.

00:31:51
Bleh.

00:31:53
Disgusting.

00:31:54
I will die on the hill though that cotton candy grapes are the best thing that's ever happened to agricultural engineering.

00:31:59
Yeah, I forgot that part was in this movie and I was like, my God, kd would love that.

00:32:03
I fucking love cotton candy grapes.

00:32:05
They're so good.

00:32:08
Absolutely.

00:32:09
Yeah, but, but-

00:32:11
But...

00:32:13
I am not eating a grape at the supermarket.

00:32:17
That's theft.

00:32:18
We've had this discussion.

00:32:20
Yeah.

00:32:21
I literally like.

00:32:22
also like you got upset because one of us ate a grape out of a thing that they were gonna buy anyway.

00:32:29
But, well, yeah, because you hadn't paid for it yet.

00:32:33
It's like going into this supermarket and opening up a soda and just drinking it while you're shopping.

00:32:38
Like, fucking pay for it first.

00:32:40
Would you do that?

00:32:42
Now I'm gonna...

00:32:44
my god.

00:32:50
Anyways.

00:32:50
I'm sorry that happened to you.

00:32:52
Thank you.

00:32:52
Yeah, that was really embarrassing.

00:32:54
I had all of my favorite people with me at my favorite grocery store and then one of them just eats a fucking grape in the middle of the produce section.

00:33:00
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

00:33:02
I hope she's listening to this.

00:33:05
No.

00:33:07
Yeah, except for me.

00:33:10
Yeah.

00:33:12
This is also the store that I went to.

00:33:14
I had a full blown panic attack, like posted on 15 different subreddits trying to figure out what it meant.

00:33:20
Do you know what I'm talking about?

00:33:22
No.

00:33:24
We're in, we walked to the grocery store with my kid in her stroller.

00:33:31
And we went through the, we shouldn't have done this, but we went through the store with my kid's stroller real quick.

00:33:37
And we bought like, I don't know, drinks and like Slim Jims or some shit.

00:33:42
But as we were leaving the store or as we were walking around the store, everywhere I would go, I heard code green bakery,

00:33:52
code green Starbucks, code green checkout, everywhere we would go.

00:33:57
And I was like, my God, they think we're stealing because we have the stroller.

00:34:00
I never wanted to go to that grocery store ever again.

00:34:02
Finally, finally I -

00:34:05
into grocery stores?

00:34:06
I feel like I see that all the time.

00:34:09
No, you don't bring a stroller in a grocery store.

00:34:11
You put the kid in the cart.

00:34:16
Anyway, finally I posted on the Safeway employee subreddit and they were like, code green just means take out the trash.

00:34:26
They were telling each department to take out their trash.

00:34:33
Yeah.

00:34:35
I'm not joking.

00:34:36
I was so worked up about that for weeks until I posted on every subreddit you could possibly think to post on.

00:34:44
Finally, somebody weeks after I even commented on it or posted it, that just means taking out the trash.

00:34:50
See, so you can take a stroller in.

00:34:52
I will never do it again.

00:34:54
I do go to that grocery store again though now.

00:34:57
Now that that mystery has been solved and they don't think I'm a stealer.

00:35:00
Yeah, I used to love Subway.

00:35:03
Subway, Safeway.

00:35:04
Safeway!

00:35:08
Why don't you love Safeway anymore?

00:35:10
Well, I just don't have one here.

00:35:12
I had one growing up in old Colorado, but we didn't have them in Iowa and we don't have them in LA.

00:35:21
It's a Southwest chain, I think.

00:35:24
Kroger supremacy, Vons supremacy.

00:35:26
I do have a Vons.

00:35:28
it's kind of like the same thing.

00:35:30
Yeah.

00:35:30
Jojo T.

00:35:31
Gibbs, who plays Molly.

00:36:00
Yes.

00:36:02
was gonna say I don't remember a scene like that.

00:36:04
Mm.

00:36:05
If I broke my heel for nothing?

00:36:06
No.

00:36:10
No thank you.

00:36:36
Yeah.

00:36:37
GPS from Molly, it's in the Portland area.

00:36:41
I guess it's the pin is set next to Plumper Pumpkin Patch and Tree Farm.

00:36:49
Yeah.

00:36:50
Portland's not.

00:36:53
I've never been.

00:36:54
Go to Seattle instead.

00:36:56
Okay, are there cannibals in Portland?

00:36:57
Among other things.

00:37:02
That's so sad.

00:37:04
Portland defenders, please let us know what it's like there.

00:37:07
Yeah, I liked outside of Portland, like just outside of Portland.

00:37:12
Yeah, but I didn't particularly like downtown.

00:37:14
Hmm, okay.

00:37:14
I've never been there.

00:37:15
I've never been to Seattle either.

00:37:17
Should go to Seattle, Seattle's great.

00:37:19
Yeah?

00:37:19
Alright, do you want to go to Seattle?

00:37:22
Okay.

00:37:22
going there in October.

00:37:23
You want to come?

00:37:24
What are you going for?

00:37:26
The Hans Zimmer concert.

00:37:28
I'm okay, thank you though.

00:37:31
You don't have to go to the concert, you can just come.

00:37:34
I'm getting a hotel room anyway, it's free.

00:37:37
Isn't there like that cow that you can pet or the pig or something at a market?

00:37:41
Did I make that up?

00:37:42
There are metal pigs at...

00:37:45
Pike Place Market.

00:37:46
Rachel the Piggy?

00:37:48
Is it a metal pig?

00:37:50
Yeah, Rachel the Piggy Bank.

00:37:53
Historical landmark.

00:37:54
I knew there was a something.

00:37:57
And Pike Place Market.

00:37:59
Yeah.

00:38:00
I knew there was a pig that you could pet.

00:38:02
Oh, there's more.

00:38:04
Rachel the pig, she's all over.

00:38:05
There's also like the iconic from the movie Free Willy, throwing of the fish.

00:38:13
I mean, it's in other movies too, but it's very prominently in the beginning of Free Willy where they like throw the fish.

00:38:19
Do you know what I'm talking about?

00:38:20
I've seen Free Willy exactly once and it was probably in like 1996.

00:38:25
Okay, well that's a problem.

00:38:27
Free Willy is a masterpiece.

00:38:30
But yeah, like the people that throw the fish, like that's a thing.

00:38:37
They also have, do you know what a monkfish is?

00:38:40
They have a monkfish there, but what you don't know is that it's attached to a string.

00:38:46
So when people like go and get close to it, and there's nobody standing anywhere near it, it's attached to a very long string.

00:38:52
When you go and like get real close to it to like look at it, they're like make it move and people scream and it's like this whole thing.

00:38:59
It's fun.

00:39:00
It is fun.

00:39:00
It's a good little fun time.

00:39:02
And then you can pet your pig.

00:39:03
There's a horror museum.

00:39:04
I've been there without you and I cried because you weren't there and I was really pissed.

00:39:07
Hahaha

00:39:08
I don't know if that's cute or sad.

00:39:12
And there's this soundproof, there's just like a little soundproof booth.

00:39:17
We're not even, whatever.

00:39:19
We're, yeah.

00:39:21
an episode if we don't go on a tangent?

00:39:23
there's this little soundproof booth that you sit in and it records you screaming and like takes a picture of you and it's a soundproof booth, right?

00:39:32
So you sit in it and you do your scream.

00:39:33
It's not fucking soundproof.

00:39:35
Dylan made me go in by myself because he didn't want to do it.

00:39:37
He didn't.

00:39:37
It was too loud and overwhelming.

00:39:40
And I it was soundproof.

00:39:43
I couldn't hear out.

00:39:44
They can hear you though.

00:39:45
Yeah, so I did my little thing.

00:39:47
I did my scream.

00:39:47
I put my whole pussy into it.

00:39:49
I have a picture of it.

00:39:50
It's terrible.

00:39:51
It's a terrible picture.

00:39:52
And because like the thing is, and then they like project all the pictures of all the people screaming and it was kind of cool.

00:39:58
And I just turned around after I did it.

00:40:00
I was so proud of myself and Dylan's fucking on his ass laughing.

00:40:04
I've never seen him laugh so hard.

00:40:06
Cause it was not, the whole fucking museum heard me scream.

00:40:09
They just tell people to go in there and scream, knowing that everybody's gonna see them hear it.

00:40:14
How did you not hear other people scream?

00:40:18
Was it like right when you walk in?

00:40:19
Okay, so they have that at, what is it?

00:40:23
I can't remember which museum it is.

00:40:25
I think it might be like Ripley's Believe It or Not or something.

00:40:28
There's a museum in Hollywood that you can go to.

00:40:31
Don't, but you can if you want to.

00:40:33
But like, I just don't.

00:40:35
Don't go to Hollywood if you come to LA.

00:40:36
But it's gross.

00:40:40
Anyways, when I first moved here and my family visited, we were like, yeah, let's go to all the touristy things.

00:40:45
As we went to this museum, when you first walk in the first room, there's this mirror set up and it's like, only so many people can touch their tongue to their nose and do all

00:40:57
these weird things with your face and you can try it here.

00:41:00
And so you're standing in front of this mirror like, trying to do all these weird things.

00:41:05
It's a fucking two way mirror or one way mirror, whatever.

00:41:09
So when you go into the next room, you can see people.

00:41:14
You realize immediately that people just stood there and watched you do that.

00:41:21
god, that's so fucking funny.

00:41:25
that's hilarious.

00:41:26
pretty sure they have it like playing in like a recording later on too, like you get later on and they have like a screen where people are doing.

00:41:34
It's so fucked up.

00:41:36
my god, that's hilarious.

00:41:37
It's pretty good.

00:41:40
Yeah.

00:41:41
What movie are we talking about?

00:41:43
Fresh!

00:41:45
Yeah.

00:41:47
People eating people.

00:41:49
Emergency.

00:41:52
I can't get that song outta my head.

00:41:54
I know I love it.

00:41:56
Do you have any other fun facts?

00:42:03
Yeah, I mean I do have one.

00:42:05
It sounded like, in an interview with the director, it sounded like anytime that somebody was eating, they were actually eating.

00:42:12
And there was a lot of eating, like typically in a movie, you're like chewing and spitting it out between takes.

00:42:20
But it sounded like they weren't like actually eating every time.

00:42:23
Yeah, you can't eat too many takes, otherwise it's too much food.

00:42:29
Yeah.

00:42:29
every fucking scene, somebody's eating something.

00:42:33
Well, yeah.

00:42:36
Or being eaten.

00:42:36
Yeah.

00:42:37
Should we rate it?

00:42:39
Let's!

00:42:41
How scary did you think it was?

00:42:45
One out of five.

00:42:47
Yeah, it's like a tone thing, right?

00:42:50
Like it's kind of like a, kind of a romp.

00:42:53
Yeah, how about you?

00:42:55
I mean, I gave it a 1 .5 because the tone, it was, because it was both, right?

00:43:03
It was a good mix of both.

00:43:06
Yeah.

00:43:07
Yeah.

00:43:08
Great.

00:43:08
sense I would rate a little higher than you.

00:43:11
Yeah.

00:43:14
How sexy did you think it was?

00:43:16
I mean, I gave it a two and a half, but I don't know why.

00:43:18
I know why.

00:43:19
Okay, well, tell the people.

00:43:22
It just the vibes man, you know?

00:43:24
just a vibe.

00:43:24
It was vibes, yeah.

00:43:26
It's just, you know.

00:43:28
Yeah, how do you explain that without sounding like a big ol' weirdo?

00:43:32
What'd you give it?

00:43:33
I gave it a 2 .5.

00:43:36
It's just vibes, man.

00:43:38
You know, it's just like, it's, there's something about it.

00:43:41
It's a little sexy.

00:43:44
Yeah.

00:43:46
Yeah, like part way through you're like,

00:43:48
would I fall for Steve?

00:43:51
Yeah.

00:43:51
Yep.

00:43:54
how?

00:43:55
No?

00:43:56
You wouldn't fall for him?

00:43:57
At first, yeah.

00:43:59
Yeah.

00:43:59
Not after the eating people thing.

00:44:02
That's...

00:44:02
Yeah, that's the point.

00:44:10
God, that's the whole, that's the point.

00:44:16
Yeah, okay, okay.

00:44:19
How fucked up did you think it was?

00:44:23
I gave it a 1 .5.

00:44:26
But I'm kind of leaning towards a two.

00:44:28
Only because I think the idea of being eaten while you're still alive is so...

00:44:32
That's fucked up.

00:44:34
I don't want to wake up and just like have limbs missing and know that someone's eating them.

00:44:39
Just kill me and then eat me.

00:44:41
That's fine.

00:44:42
But the keeping you alive part is what...

00:44:44
That's not fun.

00:44:46
Yeah, I agree.

00:44:49
I gave it a 2 .5.

00:44:51
I also didn't like that he assigned the people to the meat.

00:44:58
like when he's sending it out, he like puts, yeah.

00:45:01
not even just that, but telling her, this is Hope that you're eating.

00:45:05
Right, like he knows exactly who's who.

00:45:08
Yeah.

00:45:09
and here's this like shrine of all the people that I've eaten and like this is what they look like and you just ate her and I really did not like that.

00:45:16
Yeah.

00:45:16
That really bothered me, yeah.

00:45:17
Also, 30K for a meatball.

00:45:20
That's how much.

00:45:21
I've spent, I've had some really fucking good meatballs.

00:45:23
If I had 30K to spend.

00:45:25
spend it on a meatball?

00:45:26
But why?

00:45:27
When you could get it cheaper.

00:45:29
But also, also, or a person, he said, he said that if you're still alive, it costs more.

00:45:39
And that meatball was from a dead person.

00:45:42
So that's 30K on a dead person.

00:45:44
Yeah.

00:45:46
That's the other thing is like, they, like why can't you just say that they're alive?

00:45:51
What are you gonna prove it?

00:45:52
Well, I think it's like you can't serve someone a heart and be like, yeah, they're still alive.

00:45:58
Well, yeah, of course.

00:45:59
Yeah.

00:46:00
I feel like it's also like he said it's the 1 % of the 1 % right?

00:46:04
So my guess is that it's just a lot of like repeat customers like probably like a small circle of people.

00:46:11
So you know you get too many pieces of Melissa saying she's still alive you're gonna be like that doesn't check out buddy.

00:46:18
RIP Melissa.

00:46:19
Yeah.

00:46:20
Well.

00:46:21
Overall, what'd you think of Fresh?

00:46:22
I really liked it.

00:46:25
I gave it a four.

00:46:26
It was a pretty good movie.

00:46:27
Kind of slapped.

00:46:28
It was funny.

00:46:29
It was a little spooky.

00:46:32
I don't get the Sebastian Stan stanning, but like that's fine.

00:46:39
He did a great job.

00:46:42
I thought he did a really good job.

00:46:44
And he had a little Saltburn scene.

00:46:45
That was really fun for me.

00:46:46
We were just like dancing around and murdering stuff.

00:46:49
We love a dance mid -murder.

00:46:52
that was fun for me.

00:46:54
And it also had the same soundtrack vibes as Saltburn, so that did it for me a little bit.

00:47:01
Kind of like 80s poppy.

00:47:04
But yeah, I think I would have appreciated maybe a tiny bit more humor, but I really can't fault it too much for that because they did nail the tone almost exactly.

00:47:17
So yeah, I give it four.

00:47:18
You know what a 4 out of 5 is?

00:47:23
80%.

00:47:23
Critics and audiences both gave it 81%.

00:47:28
You give it 80%.

00:47:30
I give it 80%.

00:47:33
It's a 4 out of 5.

00:47:35
Crazy!

00:47:37
Yeah, I really do like this movie.

00:47:38
I think it's very much like a hidden gem.

00:47:41
Well, not even hidden.

00:47:42
It did really well on Hulu.

00:47:45
But I also think it's like not, you know, when something goes straight to Hulu, even last episode when you predicted it and you were like, it's a Hulu original.

00:47:52
Like, it can't be good.

00:47:54
I was like, it is.

00:47:58
No, because we filmed out of order.

00:48:02
No, you're fine.

00:48:05
but yeah, I didn't actually like mean that to happen.

00:48:07
That happened kind of accidentally because I moved Fresh around a little bit.

00:48:11
but yeah.

00:48:12
This was the better of the two Hulu originals, to be clear.

00:48:14
See, I really like them both, but yeah, I think it's, there definitely are some stinkers on there, but this one's a good one.

00:48:22
I'm kind of sad it didn't get like a theatrical release, but overall it's good.

00:48:28
I like that they did straddle like the two different tones very well.

00:48:35
It's obviously like an interesting story and I like that it's kind of fun and you can watch it and just have a good time, but you can also kind of think of like,

00:48:43
the deeper meaning of it and there's that as well.

00:48:46
It's not like super shallow.

00:48:49
I think my only complaint is I do feel like the third act is like a little bit too rushed.

00:48:56
I feel like the ending just kind of it's a lot happening all at once compared to the pacing of the rest of it.

00:49:04
It just felt a little, little too much.

00:49:06
But other than that, great film.

00:49:10
Big fan.

00:49:12
Fun ride.

00:49:13
wish they had gone a little bit more into is the wife.

00:49:15
I wish we had a little bit more clarity on exactly what was going on there, especially after having talked about it with you.

00:49:22
But yeah, no, totally agree.

00:49:23
Big fan.

00:49:24
Yeah.

00:49:25
The real question though, would you survive?

00:49:32
You get eaten.

00:49:34
Yeah, I think so.

00:49:35
Well, so here's the thing.

00:49:36
If it was Sebastian Stan, I mean, I could be bought, I'm not eating a grape at a grocery store.

00:49:43
I could be bought with cotton candy grapes, but I'm not eating it until you fucking pay for it.

00:49:47
Mm -hmm.

00:49:49
Also, I don't think I'm falling for Sebastian Stan.

00:49:52
He's not exactly my type.

00:49:54
So I don't think I ever go.

00:49:56
If I go, if I get captured.

00:50:26
Yep.

00:50:55
a favorite.

00:50:55
showing up, helping my friend, hearing gunshots and being like, bye.

00:51:00
I'm gonna call, I'm gonna call 911 and send them your way.

00:51:03
Cause I am fucking out of here.

00:51:05
That was one of my favorite moments.

00:51:09
It was not only very funny because that's obviously what we all want someone to do in a horror movie, but it was also just very necessary, I think, for the plot of, like, for the

00:51:20
women to save themselves.

00:51:21
You know what I mean?

00:51:22
That was kind of what it was pushing for.

00:51:25
And so I think, I don't know, I liked that moment a lot.

00:51:29
It was very like, Get Out, I think.

00:51:34
It reminded me of that a lot.

00:51:36
yeah.

00:51:37
I didn't think about that.

00:51:39
anyways, I'm Paul and I'm not going, I'm not doing that.

00:51:44
No, I'm not going away with someone I just met.

00:51:47
My husband and I were going on trips together like literally...

00:51:51
We're like two weeks into our relationship.

00:51:52
We went to fucking San Diego.

00:51:54
It was great.

00:51:54
We had a great time.

00:51:56
We lived to tell a tale.

00:51:57
a remote cabin, but also you're the exception, not the rule.

00:52:00
Yeah.

00:52:04
And just, it's just not me.

00:52:05
I'm sorry.

00:52:07
We can go to a well lit dinner.

00:52:14
Yeah.

00:52:15
Yeah.

00:52:16
And we can split the bill.

00:52:20
I'm on date two with Chad while she's getting eaten.

00:52:24
I'm kidding.

00:52:26
I'm kidding.

00:52:28
I don't know.

00:52:29
I would have left about two minutes into that date.

00:52:33
I would take a second date with him just to punch him in the face.

00:52:37
Yeah, that's fair.

00:52:38
Alright, well.

00:52:40
Great!

00:52:40
Do you want to predict next week's movies?

00:52:44
Two of them.

00:52:45
Two!

00:52:47
We're doing another OG/remake.

00:52:50
Hell yeah.

00:52:52
Amityville Horror.

00:52:53
Hit me.

00:52:54
What the fuck?

00:52:59
Amityville Horror is literally just Haunting on Hill House.

00:53:04
yeah!

00:53:05
It's about a house that's haunted.

00:53:08
It's in Amityville.

00:53:11
Actually, the town's haunted.

00:53:12
I changed my mind.

00:53:14
I didn't change my mind.

00:53:15
I'm right.

00:53:16
I just forgot.

00:53:18
The whole town's haunted.

00:53:19
It's called Amityville.

00:53:21
And a couple moves there and realize that they can't leave.

00:53:30
They're stuck there.

00:53:31
Yeah, they're stuck there and everybody there is dead.

00:53:35
and they just kind of like slowly find out that everybody there is dead.

00:53:39
And it's horrifying.

00:53:41
And the town's called Amityville.

00:53:43
And that's it.

00:53:46
Nebraska.

00:53:47
Yeah.

00:53:48
And do they, so they don't get out, they die?

00:53:53
No, they live.

00:53:55
They live.

00:53:55
Yeah.

00:53:56
Yeah.

00:53:57
Yeah.

00:53:58
No, they're dead too, you find out.

00:54:01
my god, they Sixth Sense us?

00:54:06
Yeah, huh.

00:54:07
That is the plot of Sixth Sense.

00:54:08
Well, yeah.

00:54:10
Yeah, everybody's dead.

00:54:12
The whole, everybody's dead.

00:54:15
Yep.

00:54:15
Whole time.

00:54:16
Cool.

00:54:16
What are the couple's names?

00:54:18
Darren and Molly.

00:54:22
Of course.

00:54:23
Darren and Molly.

00:54:24
Dead the whole time.

00:54:26
Cool.

00:54:30
Shot for shot.

00:54:33
Yeah, it was a perfect movie to start with, so they just shot for shot remade it and with like new fresh faces.

00:54:40
Do you know who's in the remake?

00:54:43
What fresh face?

00:55:10
I mean it...

00:55:14
Reynolds?

00:55:17
What the fuck?

00:55:18
Yeah, Ryan Reynolds is in the remake.

00:55:23
Wow, is it about a haunted town?

00:55:26
Is it about a haunted house?

00:55:28
Damn it.

00:55:29
it is in a town called Amityville, so.

00:55:34
It's in New York though.

00:55:35
Yeah, New York, not Nebraska.

00:55:38
My names are George and Kathy.

00:55:41
You got the N -E right?

00:55:43
Yeah.

00:55:43
they're like alphabetically right next to each other.

00:55:46
Kathy?

00:55:47
George and Kathy.

00:55:49
George and Kathy, those are really dumb names.

00:55:52
Well, it is based on real people, so.

00:55:56
Well, sorry to them, actually.

00:55:59
For their names, not for me saying they're stupid.

00:56:01
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:04
Wow, so it's based on a true story.

00:56:06
Like the Conjuring.

00:56:08
Not the Conjuring.

00:56:11
Is the Conjuring based on a real story?

00:56:12
It's, yeah.

00:56:15
I mean, if you believe in ghosts, then yeah, it's based on a true story.

00:56:20
Great, then the Amityville is based on a true story.

00:56:25
Yeah.

00:56:27
Aw, this makes me want to Ghost Adventures.

00:56:30
Let's do it.

00:56:32
Okay, yeah, okay, right now.

00:56:33
Every episode?

00:56:34
Right now?

00:56:36
Right now?

00:56:39
That's right.

00:56:41
Right now.

00:56:43
shit.

00:56:44
Well, thanks for joining us.

00:56:46
I don't think we talked about Fresh for more than about half of the episode, but that's okay.

00:56:52
We got to where we were somehow, so I feel like it's all related and relevant.

00:56:58
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00:57:08
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00:57:14
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00:57:18
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