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Horror News:
👻 Rachel Weisz Will Return With Brendan Fraser in the Mummy 4:
https://screenrant.com/the-mummy-4-brendan-fraser-return-rachel-weisz-retcon/
👻 Charli XCX Teaming Up With Takashi Miike to Be Possessed by a Spirit:
👻 Mike Flanagan to Work on Another Adaptation of Stephen King’s ‘The Mist’:
https://deadline.com/2026/02/stephen-king-the-mist-movie-mike-flanagan-warner-bros-1236714497/
👻 Alexandre Aja to Direct Sequel to ‘Under Paris’:
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/under-paris-2-netflix-alexandre-aja-1236497240/
👻 ‘Hungry’ First Look At Hippo Thriller:
https://deadline.com/2026/02/hungry-hippo-movie-madison-davenport-first-look-1236714096/
👻 Margaret Qualley to Star in ‘Possession’ Remake:
Upcoming Horror Movies for March:
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/browse/movies_coming_soon/genres:horror
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Last Night in Soho - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcVnFrxjPjI
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Happy Tuesday.
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Happy Tuesday.
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Happy almost March, also.
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Yeah, happy Album Swarch.
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Welcome back to the Killer Gutes Podcast.
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You sound so unsure starting this week.
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Oh, sorry.
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I couldn't tell if it started recording or not.
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Oh, yeah, I think we're live.
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Let us know in the comments if you can hear us.
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We're here today to talk about the dark and the wicked.
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But first...
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news and new movies.
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News and new movies.
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We didn't have enough new movies to fill the whole segment, so we got some news too.
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And there's good news.
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Yeah, we're chock full of it today.
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Kick us off, Katie!
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Okay, most exciting news for me.
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Well, I'm really excited about all three of these, but this one I'm most excited about this one definitely.
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Okay, the Mummy 4, which has confirmed stars Brendan Frater and Rachel Wise, has a release date.
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It is a long way away.
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Uh oh.
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20...
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29.
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Oh, okay.
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19, 2028.
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And now there are some rumors that this is going to be a direct sequel to Mummy 2, not Mummy 3, for which Rachel Weisz did not return.
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Great.
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So we're gonna just pretend like Mummy 3 didn't exist.
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love it.
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Let's get some new mummy timelines.
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This will be our...
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third.
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Yeah.
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Tom Cruise one, we don't really talk about that one, but.
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Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
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Well, and the originals.
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Well, yeah, that's the one.
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And then Tom cruises the two.
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And then this one will be the third timeline.
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well this will be the fourth timeline because this one has two timelines.
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And then there's the black and white one from a billion years ago.
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That's a separate time.
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because there's the timeline with Rachel Weisz being replaced, and then there's this new timeline.
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Yeah, that's the original timeline.
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And then this is the new one that's retconning three.
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so that's a different one.
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So that's just two from the original.
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And then the third is Tom Cruise.
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When you say original, do you mean original original or do you mean?
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like original...
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bread and freezer.
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So why aren't we including the original original as its own timeline?
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If we have to talk about Tom Cruise and we have to talk about the original.
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So then this will be the fourth.
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Thank you.
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you
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What's your first news?
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my god, wait, it'll be the fifth because Lee Cronin's The Mummy is coming out.
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This year.
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Oh my gosh, Mummy fans?
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You better get hype, because these next two years are for you.
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Yeah, guess that will, yeah, two and a half.
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Yeah.
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Ugh.
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Alright, first news for me.
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Production is slated to begin in Japan next month
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on Takashi Mika's new film starring pop star Charlie XCX.
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Yeah, she's joining Millie Alcock, Norman Reedus, Sho Kazamatsu, I know, star studded, and Kiko Mizuhara, are also already in the cast.
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It's still untitled, but it's gonna follow three best friends who meet up in Kyoto, Japan to rekindle their lifelong friendships.
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What's intended to be a carefree girls trip devolves into a nightmare when Charlie XCX's character gets possessed.
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So pretty crazy.
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She's dipping her toes into a film.
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Yeah, which we already caught her movie, The Moment, is maybe still out by the time this episode airs, but it was out in February, which was like a mockumentary.
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think she just played like a fictionalized version of herself.
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Yeah, I heard good things.
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And then she's also, I think, a producer for
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a Faces of Death remake that's coming out in April.
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Yeah, which...
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I don't know about that, but we'll see.
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I like her.
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Yeah, she seems fun.
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I really liked her music video Von Dutch.
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Mm-hmm.
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You've played that at my house, like, almost every time you've It's great.
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Listen.
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I unfortunately haven't listened to Br'et all the way through, but I want to because, oh, every song I've heard from it kind of slaps, so.
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Oh, really?
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Apple's fine.
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I like the the sympathy is a knife one.
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That one's good.
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Oh, no?
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I like it.
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I like her older stuff for sure.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And I like Von Dutch.
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Sometimes that's all you need.
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Yeah.
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Okay, next news for me.
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We're getting a new Stephen King adaptation from Mike Flanagan.
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Mm-hmm.
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It was just announced on February 10th.
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I'm not sure why we need this one because we already have a 2007 film and a 2017 TV series.
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It's The Mist.
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Interesting.
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Yeah, especially because Stephen King said that the ending of the movie was better than what he came up with in the novella.
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So I'd be interested to see what and also it's not like explicit whether or not this is a movie or a series.
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Hmm.
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I think it's a film, but that was not explicit.
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Deadline broke the news in an exclusive article and it was just like not super clear.
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uh But anyway, it'll be exciting to see what ending they pull.
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I mean, clearly he trusts him because he did Life of Chuck.
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Yeah.
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So clearly he can adapt, yeah, and then he'd carry.
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So I think, I honestly still haven't seen Life of Chuck, I want to, but I've heard good things too.
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So clearly Stephen King likes the way that he adapts, so.
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Which is fair, mean, Haunting of Hill House is an adaptation, and I feel like it's different from the original to be fresh, but still, like, so beautiful that it's, I don't
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know, I could talk for hours about that.
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And I did go see episode, like, five or something like that.
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That was really early on, yeah.
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Yeah, it's somewhere in there.
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If you keep scrolling...
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Oh, we did Midnight Mass first.
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my god, you're so right.
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that.
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monologue mass.
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Yeah, episode 56, Haunting and Philhouse.
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There you go.
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a whole year into the podcast.
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Yes, yeah, we were doing it to it.
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I guess so.
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My turn?
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Amazing.
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Netflix is officially moving forward with a sequel to Under Paris.
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So if you like sharks, this one's for you.
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They're bringing in, yeah, it's about a shark in the sea, I think.
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they're bringing in Alexandre Aja, who did mirrors, corals, and horns to take the reins.
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And it was...
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Yeah, we just talked about it.
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Sure is.
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But Crawl is also creature feature, so he knows what he's doing.
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Yeah, Under Paris was one of the most watched films of the year on Netflix when it released, so kind of a surprise hit.
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Berenice Bejo was the star and she's set to return, so I also haven't seen this movie.
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I'm just talking about things I haven't seen.
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But if you liked it...
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It's coming.
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No release date yet, but you know, when it does, I'll be sure to let you know.
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Yeah, we'll talk about it for sure.
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Speaking of creature feature, there is a new survival horror thriller movie coming out called Hungry.
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Can you guess what creature it features?
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Seriously.
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Hippo.
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Hungry, hungry hippos.
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It's right there.
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They gave it to me.
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yeah, yeah, they released a first look at the hippo and it kind of looks really fucking good.
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Oh.
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It is not.
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It looks very good.
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It doesn't look cheesy at all.
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I know.
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But the film stars Madison Davenport from Sharp Objects.
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It doesn't have a release date yet, but it's about a hippo that gets lost in the swamps of Louisiana and starts killing people as hippos are known to do.
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And today I kind of do this, but just I want to put it out there.
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are the hippos are the 10th most deadly animals to humans.
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Yeah.
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Do know what the number one is?
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Yeah, do you know what the number two is?
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No.
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snakes followed by dogs and then yeah dogs are a big one uh close behind dogs freshwater snails
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Interesting.
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Yeah.
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And then assassin bugs, cc flies, ascaris round worms, crocodiles kill a thousand a year, tapeworms 700, and then finally hippos and elephants technically tie at 500 a year.
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Hmm.
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Yeah, I knew hippos were like...
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Because they're fucking mean.
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It's not like an elephant where like an elephant's probably gonna be fine if you don't like...
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Provoke it or like come into its territory.
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No, a hippo sees you and it's like, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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Yeah, they're scary.
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they are.
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And they are deceivingly quick on their feet.
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my god, yeah, you look up those videos of them chasing boats.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I poop in my pants, like absolutely.
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I would be pissing and shit and crying, but there's no way.
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I'm genuinely really excited about this one.
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I was hoping that it would be set in Africa.
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Yeah, kind of interesting that it's not, but...
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Sure.
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like an escaped hippo.
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Like from a zoo or something.
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Which by the way, I saw a TikTok of this.
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It was, I don't know, I don't even, I probably shouldn't even bring it up.
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But I saw this TikTok of this guy who I follow a lot of like journalists or whatever and he was comparing two columns about the same incident that happened in 2011 where like
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a man released a bunch of animals from a zoo and there was just like lions like roaming around and there was like a children's football game or soccer game going on relatively
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nearby and like people got hurt and they had to kill all the animals.
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That's this reminds me of.
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Wow, what an uplifting story.
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Damn.
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Anyway, I'll find the two articles because one of them is actually very cool.
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It starts with the first the first line of the article is the horses knew first.
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Which is just like very like, oh, you know, exactly.
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Yeah.
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a mountain line that got...
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it wasn't loose.
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It was just around because I lived in Colorado.
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But when I was in elementary school, we all had to come in for recess because there was a sighting nearby, so we had to go in.
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Yeah.
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No injuries.
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But yeah, I lived.
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Did you have any really bad injuries at your school?
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Not in elementary school, not that I knew about.
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In high school, I will always vividly remember we were dissecting squid, I think.
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We did squid in that class and we did cats in that class.
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I'm pretty sure it was when we were doing the squid.
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I know the cats were really sad.
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uh And somebody was holding their scalpel just like out and another kid put his arms up for whatever reason and it went like all the way in his arm.
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It was terrible.
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It was terrible.
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and he was in shock.
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That's horrific.
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And also it reminded me, not in my grade, but in my sister's grade, there was a kid who was like running through his house and he tripped and he fell.
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Their dishwasher was open and they had knives in the dishwasher point up and he had to get surgery.
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He lived, but like he had like a huge...
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gash on his stomach where it fell.
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And like to this day, me and my sister put our knives face down because of that.
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I mean, I don't have kids running around, so I don't have to like worry about that, but you do, but.
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You could be running around, who knows?
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I know that when I'm loading the dishwasher I'm not running around my kitchen, that's crazy.
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But still, I still do it, just in case.
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Anyways, where the fuck are we?
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What's happening?
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All right, last news.
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I have last news.
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So tell it to us.
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I'm getting to it!
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me a minute!
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Alright, Margaret Qualley is in talks to star in the upcoming Possession remake and Smile franchise creator Parker Finn is attached to direct from a script that he wrote.
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So that's exciting.
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Great actress and he made some good movies, so great.
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Yeah, it's gonna be housed by Paramount, which is the same studio that did Smile and Smile 2.
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And apparently he's going to be writing, directing, and producing the film.
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Robert Pattinson was also said to be producing alongside Roy Lee, who did weapons.
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So just like a whole mess of people who did things that we like.
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Yeah, Twilight.
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Mm-hmm.
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But yeah, there's no...
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We haven't heard if Robert Pattinson's gonna be in it at all or if he's just producing, but apparently there were early conversations about him potentially appearing in the film,
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so we don't know if that's gonna happen or not.
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Interesting.
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But it sounds fun.
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Yeah.
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cool.
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Should we talk about movies, new movies, March new movies?
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Okay, I go first.
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay, amazing.
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I'll tell you about them.
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Here we go.
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Here are the horror movies coming out in March.
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Starting on March 6th, we have The Bride.
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We've talked about ad nauseum.
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In 1930s Chicago, a groundbreaking scientist brings a murdered young woman back to life to be a companion for Frankenstein's monster.
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What happens next is beyond what either of them could ever have imagined.
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incredible.
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Yeah.
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I think that one looks real.
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but maybe it's just me.
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I know some people are excited about it.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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feel like initially I was excited and that's faded a bit.
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So, I don't know.
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We'll see.
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Is it because I shit on it every opportunity I get?
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No.
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bad.
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uh Next also on March 6 we have Dolly, a young woman named Macy fights for survival after being abducted by a deranged monster-like figure.
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figure who wants to raise Macy as their child.
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It is described as a daring blend of new French extremity and 1970s American horror.
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Interesting.
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Yeah, I don't know that I know how to combine those two genres in my brain.
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No.
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That makes me think.
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Martyrs meets Halloween, which could be fun.
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Okay, that's interesting because I was thinking Raw meets Texas Chainsaw.
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Okay, yeah, both right, potentially.
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Both accurate to the prompt.
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Anyway, that's called Dolly.
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I don't know why.
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The next one on March 6th is Didn't Die.
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A podcast host struggles to maintain her dwindling audience amid the zombie apocalypse, but when her ex shows up with an orphaned baby,
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Priorities shift in order to battle the ever-mutating zombie threat.
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Oh.
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Not another zombie, baby.
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Yeah, that just sounds like Tusk meets Dead Don't Die.
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Because Tusk also has a podcaster and Dead Don't Die has a baby.
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That's it.
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What's dead don't die.
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Not Dead Don't Die.
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Was it the that we just watched?
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We bury the dead.
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You've never seen Dead Don't Die?
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No, we've had this conversation multiple times.
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That movie fucking slaps.
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It is so fucking funny.
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Yeah, I'll watch it eventually.
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my God, I love that movie.
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Great.
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But that's not what I talking about.
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March 13th, have Undertone, a paranormal podcast host becomes haunted by terrifying recordings mysteriously sent her way.
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Lots of podcasts happening.
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Yeah, I'm not gonna lie when I was looking up upcoming movies, I was like, did I?
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Like copy paste the same thing.
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So I was like, wait, why are there two podcasts?
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But this one actually has gotten like early good reviews, so.
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good.
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There was like another month that we were talking about all these podcasts and these coming out.
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I feel like December or January there were more podcast movies that came out.
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Probably.
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It's probably just that thing, you know, when like twin movies come out and it's just like the same idea but twice.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Last one for me also on March 13th, which is a Friday, by the way.
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Scared to death, Jasper, a young filmmaker stuck as a production assistant, sees his chance to direct by proposing filming behind the scenes of a real seance in an old haunted
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house as research for their horror movie Death House.
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The site was once a children's shelter shut down after five mysterious deaths in 1942.
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When the seance begins, the cast and crew are trapped inside and tormented by the spirits of the children and something far worse.
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I'm not sure why the 1942 detail was important other than that's around the time Pearl Harbor happened, but...
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Yeah, well, that's why.
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Yeah, Pearl Harbor was not a mystery.
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No.
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Fun that we are getting two Friday the 13th in a row though.
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That doesn't happen often, you know?
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It's cute little treat for people.
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Yeah, lots of tattoos happening.
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Yeah, some of them are doing like Friday the 13th through Friday the 13th, which is really nice.
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Oh, that's smart.
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I like that.
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Great, well, that's the first half of March.
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I'm gonna tell you about the second half of March.
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On the 20th, we're finally getting ready or not to, here I come.
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Moment, Oh, okay.
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Yeah.
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Moments after surviving an all-out attack from the LaDomas family, discovers she's reached the next level of the Nightmare Game, and this time with her estranged sister Faith at her
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side.
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That's Katherine Newton, by the way.
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I think everybody knows that by now, but whatever.
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Grace has one chance to survive, her sister alive, and claim the high seat of the council that controls, get this, the world.
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Four rival families are hunting her for the throne, and whoever wins rules it all.
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I'm not gonna hold you, the plot to this kinda sounds stupid, but the first one was so good and they're adding Sarah Michelle Geller so it's like a half, it's gonna be good,
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right?
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Like it can't be bad.
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It is weird that they're throwing in a sister though because the whole thing in the first movie was that she didn't have family and that's why she was so excited to be a part of
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this.
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but also, well, estranged, it does say specifically estranged sister, but also moments at, like she's on the staircase still and she gets thrown into level two.
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Yeah, the trailer shows her in the hospital and they abduct her from it.
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It's immediately after yes.
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Yeah, no break.
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That would be fun to watch.
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That would, yeah.
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All right, also on the 20th, we're getting Vampires of the Velvet Lounge.
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Deep in the American South, a back alley absinthe bar harbors a deadly secret.
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Countess Elizabeth Bathory and her glamorous coven of vampires keep their killer instincts sharp by preying on lonely singles through dating apps, seducing and slaughtering to
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preserve their youth.
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But when Elizabeth swipes right on the wrong profiles,
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The hunt spirals into chaos.
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That sounds fun!
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That's how it's either going to be so much fun or the dumbest movie you've ever seen in your life.
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I've been saying for years though that they need to make a vampire movie about Elizabeth Bathory.
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So that's kind of crazy.
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I didn't realize that was a real person.
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Yeah, she was, well, she's obviously not a vampire, but yeah, she is a real person.
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She killed a lot of people.
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But I've always thought because she would bathe in their blood.
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And I was like, that's kind of like the perfect setup for a vampire movie.
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Wow.
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oh
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I'm not saying they were hacking into my Siri data and listening into my ideas, but I'm kidding.
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All right.
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Last day, March 27th, we're getting two movies.
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First is They Will Kill You.
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A Woman Answers.
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blink twice.
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Alright, a woman answers a cryptic ad for a housekeeping job at a luxurious yet foreboding New York City high-rise.
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Upon arrival, she discovers residents have vanished without a trace for decades, feeling whispers of a satanic cult lurking in the shadows.
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I'm not gonna hold you.
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I tuned that out the second you started talking about that one.
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Great.
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She's really excited.
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All right, and then last but definitely not least because this is the one I'm most excited for next month, forbidden fruits.
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Mm-hmm.
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Free Eden employee Apple leads a secret witch cult with coworkers Cherry and Fig, new hire Pumpkin questions their sisterhood forcing them to confront inner darkness or meet violent
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ends.
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And this one's being produced by...
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Diabla Cody.
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It's giving.
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What's that show?
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One of the girls that's in it is in a show that feels like the same vibes, like the same universe.
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Riverdale?
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Oh no.
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Yeah, that, I don't, I hope not.
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I liked Riverdale.
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Okay.
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Should we talk about the movie now?
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I guess.
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I am looking forward to that one.
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gonna give like Jennifer's body Lisa Frankenstein vibes.
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Well yeah, that too.
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Great.
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Yeah.
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cause they have like the Neapolitan, like the...
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blonde redhead and the brunette thing happening.
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On Riverdale?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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and you've never seen her in video.
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I'm pretty sure I watched it all the way through and I do know what you're talking about because it's Lili Reinhart and then Camilla something and then the girl who's in the new
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Strangers movies so I know exactly what I'm talking about actually thank you very much and it stars Mr.
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Fantasy so
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you're right.
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Yeah.
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I know all about Riverdale.
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Thank you.
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He's hot when he's not, Mr.
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Fantasy.
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He's hot when he is, Mr.
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Fizz.
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That's one opinion.
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It's an opinion.
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I'm kidding, but there is, I think it's hilarious.
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Big fan of KJ Apa's Mr.
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Fantasy arc.
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Very funny.
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Right, now that it's been an hour, should we talk about The Dark and the Wicked?
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Sure, and it's probably for the best because there's only so much to talk about.
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Are you gonna give us a summary or?
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Oh great.
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Um, I just thought you would respond to that in some way or another.
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Oh, I don't know.
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I found a bit.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, not a ton, but enough.
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Um, okay, yeah, I'll give a summary now, right now.
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The Dark and the Wicked is a 2020 supernatural horror film starring Michael Abbott Jr.
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and Maren Ireland as a brother and sister who visit their childhood farmhouse to lament their father's gradual demise.
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However, darkness descends quickly with a sense of evil quickly consuming the entire family.
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It was directed by Brian Bertino, a la Strangers, speaking of, and had an unknown budget, couldn't find it.
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The box office data is also a little funny.
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but lands somewhere between $450 and $740 globally.
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Probably did not make back its budget if I had to guess, but maybe.
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Who's to say?
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It has a 6.1 out of 10 on IMDB, a 3.0 out of 5 on Litterbox, and a 91 % critics and 62 % audience score on Rotten Tomatoes for an almost 30 points spread.
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Nice.
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Yeah, this was supposed to have its premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival, but COVID, so that got canceled.
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And I think it just went straight to streaming, right?
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I don't think it was ever in theaters.
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I think it just went to shutter.
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That would, yeah.
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So that's why the box office numbers are non-existent.
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Mm-hmm.
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uh
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A shame.
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Yeah.
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But they did say that it was kind of, even though they filmed it before the pandemic, the cast was saying that it was almost kind of, it would have been perfect to film in the
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pandemic because they were completely isolated.
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They were just filming on Brian Bertino's family farm, away from everybody else.
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It's out in the middle of nowhere in Texas.
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So it was just like, they were like, we could have been quarantined here and done this during.
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the film and he said, you know, were about a year early, but.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, Brian Bertini was very adamant about filming on his family's farm.
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It was where he grew up.
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It was where he wrote the script to script to It was where he wrote the script and he incorporated some of his own experiences from childhood into the film
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Yikes.
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Yeah, not ideal.
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But it, it, it, what?
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What the fuck happened to him?
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eh I don't think it like literally, but it like, know, creaking in the house or like, yeah.
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Those kinds of things.
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another kind of like artsy, trauma as horror type of movie, so it makes sense that it was maybe an outlet for him for the not great parts of his childhood.
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Yeah.
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But also the furniture and the decor was already a part of the house, obviously, like that is his furniture and decor.
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uh And according to Michael Abbott, Jr., the film was lit very naturally and they just supplemented just lightly as needed.
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He did.
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He described it as a very like non-Hollywood production in terms of.
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Lighting.
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Mmm.
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I like that.
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Yeah, I also read an interview.
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They were like, yeah, we used most of the stuff that was just already in the barn or not the farm, the farm, not the barn.
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I mean the barn too, but you And the interviewer was like, what about the mannequin room?
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Was that there?
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And they clarified that the room was there, but the mannequins were brought in.
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So that was not thankfully already there.
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But yeah, I they just shipped in a ton of them and set them up.
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fun.
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Mm-hmm.
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The three-legged goat was actually a three-legged goat.
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It was a little amputee, so they just kind of like threw some blood on it to, you know, get the desired effect as it was a victim.
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But apparently it had a bigger trailer than both of the stars of the film, so it was treated very well.
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And they said that it got around really well and it was one of the highest jumpers of the herd.
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which they felt was quite impressive.
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Yeah.
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Go Target Jumpers.
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They are, yeah.
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Sandra Berkley plays the priest.
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Mm-hmm.
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And when that like rainy scene when Michael pulls up to the priest or whatever, Xander Berkeley had a really big spider dangling from his hat.
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Yeah.
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really would have added to the tension of the scene were it me.
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Yeah, he talks about that more in depth in an interview I read too.
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where he said it probably limited the choices they had in editing, because they were like, is this too on the nose?
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Is this too much?
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Because they didn't plan for it, it just happened.
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And he said it was like wriggling around really creepily.
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And he was like, I don't know how much of this we can actually put in, because it's going to feel like cheesy if we do.
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But he said that footage is out there somewhere.
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They were filming when it was happening.
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But I don't
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Non CGI spider.
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Mm-hmm.
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Speaking of filming, Michael Abbott Jr.
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explained in an interview the sort of like traditional concept in horror when you film in a triangle.
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So they shoot the same scene from three different angles, which helps sort of sell the scare.
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And he said that was a real shock to him because he was not used to spending an entire day.
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shooting the same scene over and over and over again.
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But it's because they're trying to get that uniform on three different cameras.
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Yeah, it's all got to match up.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, I know he has a big background in theater.
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In one of the interviews, Michael Abbott Jr.
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was talking about.
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I think Marin must also because he talks about, yeah, okay.
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Yeah.
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But yeah, he was talking especially about how like, it's just such a different vibe when you're doing a movie like this, which is a lot about, you know, closeups and subtleties
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and all of that.
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And he's like, you're definitely not playing to like the back row.
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It's gotta rein it in a little bit.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, he said this is his first horror movie and he was a huge fan of horror ah but was drawn to in this film the horror and psychological elements and how they sort of like
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overlapped.
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And he also loved how rich the characters were and how he felt like audiences could easily see themselves in those characters and the real gritty issues that they were dealing with.
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Yeah.
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I thought that was funny because then he also said, and I wanted to work with the guy that did the strangers.
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And I was like, I thought you don't like horror movies.
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Yeah.
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Did you even watch The Strangers, you fucking liar?
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Just kidding.
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Yeah, Michael Abba Jr.
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You fucking liar.
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Just kidding.
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I know he talked to you about one of the things that meant the most to him in terms of feedback was that he just saw a tweet from a man named Chad that said, I know, well, he
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said, come from a rural background and farmed until I was 30.
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And I love that they had a non exploitative portrayal of rural folk.
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My wife and I watched this last night.
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And we were just floored.
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We loved it.
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Bertino does no wrong.
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And I guess he just screenshot of it and sent it to Brian Bertino because he was like,
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That was really important to us when we were filming.
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We didn't want farmers to watch it and be like, they're handling that goat wrong or something like that.
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They really wanted to take care and make it feel like these people grew up on a farm and did this every day and knew what they were doing.
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So he said that was one of the things that a fan said about the movie that meant the most to him.
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Nice.
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One of the interviews I watched with Michael Abert Jr.
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the interviewer praised him for his ability to throw a goat.
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I thought that was really funny.
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He knew how to handle the goats, man.
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Mm-hmm.
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That would be devastating.
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have my parents have a flock of goats and I would be so sad if they would.
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mean, we had a baby goat.
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Get it once.
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That was really sad.
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But I can't imagine just coming outside to the entire flock.
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Sad.
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I know, yeah.
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They said they did a lot of, like that was a lot of practical effects obviously.
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I don't think they had that big of a budget for this movie.
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So they just killed a bunch of goats and no, I'm kidding.
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I'm just joking.
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You started yawning.
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I had to reel you back in somehow.
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fuck, I literally crashed out mid-yawn.
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No, they were fake.
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It was just a bunch of like fake goat parts that were kind of thrown about and then they did a little editing in post-production.
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yeah, he said they were very realistic looking.
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He said that they were enough to kind of get the emotion needed for that scene.
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But he talked a lot about the crew.
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He's like, this was definitely like a passion project that a lot of people went above and beyond for because I don't think they were working with a lot.
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So.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Speaking of the crew, I guess the makeup artist's truck got stuck in the mud one day and the gaffer had to rescue her with his...grippery equipment.
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It's kind of fun.
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What?
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grippery equipment.
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You know, his Dolly Grippery.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah.
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His grippers.
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Grabbed it with his toes and pulled him out.
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eh The other half of that fun fact, the guy that rescued her, Jesse Curl, is also the inventor of a grip called the Curl Grip.
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I could not find a damn thing.
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I was so interested in knowing about the Curl Grip and there's not a damn thing about it on the internet.
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Okay, well, people...
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Somebody who knows about grippers.
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Dolly Gribbery.
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Yeah.
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Post-haste.
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Post-haste, we need to know about this.
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I mean, I guess I could have gone one step further and searched for Jessie Curl, but I didn't do that.
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Damn it, Katie.
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Well, okay, so I'm just now realizing that his last name is Curl.
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I thought Curl was like describing the grip.
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Maybe it's Maybe it's Curl's Curl Grip.
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Yeah, maybe.
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And what I did find was like...
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dolly tracks that were like rounded, like curved, like a corner perhaps.
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That's what pulled up.
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And those are not as expensive as you would think.
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how much?
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I don't remember, but not as expensive as you would think.
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That was what struck me about it.
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well, it's probably not that expensive.
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great, okay.
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Well.
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If you're selling a crow-grave, us know.
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No, if you're buying them, just do it on the internet.
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But I do, but first, no, no, no, no, right now.
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No, no, this thing in.
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Check back again tomorrow, maybe.
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Hehehe.
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But yeah, no, tell me about the curl grip.
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If you know anything about the curl grip, tell us in the comments.
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Yeah.
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In one interview, Michael Abbot Jr., the liar was asked about...
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I'm sorry.
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The fucking liar.
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So who knows if this is even true?
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No, but he was asked about the scene where he's in bed and the light kind of flicks on.
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And he said that the cinematographer was just like standing on top of the bed, like over him, getting him from like top down.
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And he said...
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They were kind of asking if it was creepy to shoot because it's obviously like kind of a creepy scene in the movie.
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And he was like, honestly, the creepiest part was just that like I've never been in bed with that many people in the same room.
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That was just like such a weird feeling that he'd never had to experience before was being in bed with like a bunch of people surrounding him.
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And I thought that was kind of funny.
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That is kind of funny.
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Yeah.
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I think the most people I've ever had around me in bed was when I was getting an IV on my deathbed in Mexico.
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and everybody was around me playing card games and I wanted to die.
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And there was poop in the toilet.
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feel that there was poop in your poop.
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That was only four of us, right?
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Yeah, that's a lot of people!
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Yeah, I'm trying to think.
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No, I've had five people in a room while I was in a bed.
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of course it's just one more than I had.
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Oh, sorry.
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Sorry, I've been in bed with more people than you.
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It was just because we were on vacation and it was a hotel and it had two beds and a pullout.
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So there were six of us in the room.
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So five besides me.
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That's the only reason I know.
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Oh.
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at your house there have been more than that many people that have seen me in bed.
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That's so crazy.
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Let us know in the comments how many people have seen you in a bed.
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You're so right.
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Yeah, that's one, two, three, four, five, six.
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Is that seven other people or six other people?
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I have the picture right by my other desk.
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It's not helpful.
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I think it was six.
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Okay, that's one more than you.
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Well, no, because I was there too, so we're even.
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But we didn't all see you were in your little hidey hole.
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I went to bed before everybody else while you guys were watching Splinter.
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That's true, my bet is tucked away.
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But then it's less for you because me and Ren don't count.
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But everybody saw me in bed because I went to bed first.
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Yes.
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It was really important to me that I win.
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I need to text seven of my closest friends.
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Come look at me in bed.
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I'm gonna start snapping my group chats tonight.
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Yeah, our next episode of Killer Q's podcast is going to be recorded from a bed.
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you guys will all be our witnesses.
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Yes.
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My club at Junior and Marin Ireland previously played siblings.
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Mmm.
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In a 2016 film called In the Radiant City that Michael produced.
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Yeah, and apparently they kept in touch after that and they were they frequently chatted about wanting to work together again.
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And he also said that that really helped with their sibling reporting this movie, but there was another actress attached to this film and then the filming schedule had to be
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adjusted and the original actress was no longer available.
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So.
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Michael Abba Jr.
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recommended Marin and she didn't even have to audition hardly.
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They were just like, yeah, let's do it.
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I like it.
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me too.
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I wish that was how jobs happened.
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Sometimes it is.
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and realign that in today's age.
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Not for us.
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A lot of people in the movies get their job because they know somebody in the movie.
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I guess that's true.
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Pretty common, actually.
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nepotism.
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Yeah.
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I was literally, just, not just, but last month I finished Alison Stoner's memoir.
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And she was talking about that one of the movies she went to audition for.
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I guess she made it to like the top like two people and then they messaged and they're like, yeah, the producer's daughter is gonna do it.
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She's like, why did I even go through that?
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That's crazy.
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Eh, annoying.
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They, sorry.
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But yes, uh very Hollywood, man.
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Mm-hmm.
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I have one last fun fact.
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Oh sure, hit us.
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Hit me.
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stupid, but I think it's kind of funny.
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Specifically, Michael Abbot Jr.
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was asked in an interview if the character was named after him, and he had to clarify that no, was not.
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It was already Michael in the script before he was attached.
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where it was meant to be.
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uh
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Yeah, so if you were watching thinking, Michael, are you playing Michael?
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It was fate.
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I forgot his name was Michael in the movie.
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It sure is.
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I think that that fun fact would be much more fun if he had a more unique name.
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Yeah, of course.
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But it's still, it's a little fun.
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Yeah, just a little.
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Yeah, rank in the comments your favorite five times.
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Yeah, every single fact that we've told you about this movie, rank them from one to 25.
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highest overall ranking gets to kill the other one.
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I forfeit.
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okay, well, not as much fun now, but.
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You still get to kill me.
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I don't want to.
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was banking on you having really good fun facts.
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Well, should we rate it?
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Yeah, let's do it.
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Okay, unless you had something else to say.
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No, unfortunately there wasn't a lot about this movie.
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It's a little film.
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Straight to streaming little film.
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Yeah, worth talking about though.
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Yeah, people, I feel like talk about it on the line a lot, so was like, Katie should probably see this one.
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yeah, on the the Reddit especially.
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yeah, the Reddit goes crazy.
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Yeah, people love talking about it.
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oh
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uh Okay, how scary did you think it was?
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I give it a 1.5 because there is some atmospheric spooky tension moments.
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that are a little on the edge, it's also kind of supernatural, so that's where it kind of loses me a little bit.
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What about you?
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I gave it a 3.5.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it really fucked me up.
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I don't like when people are on ceilings.
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That really bothers me.
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And this ha- I just haven't felt this way about a film in a long time.
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It really freaked me out.
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And the jumpies were effective and they didn't rely a lot on sound, which was refreshing, but also terrifying.
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say as I was watching it I thought this is gonna scare Katie.
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Yeah, and the scariest scene was the light turning on.
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That really got me.
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And the mom being like suddenly, like people being suddenly in people's faces.
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And there was like no, I mean, I should have seen it coming by the fourth time it happened, but like there was no indication that they would be there.
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Got me every time.
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Yeah.
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That'll do it.
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How sexy did you think it was?
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I gave it a .5.
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Yeah.
00:46:12
Yeah, this would be really grimy.
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You know?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, not a film I would watch for any kind of a good time.
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Great.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Anything else to add?
00:46:28
No, I think that kind of sums it up.
00:46:30
Grimey is a very good word to describe this.
00:46:33
It's gritty.
00:46:35
It's and it's also just like about a family.
00:46:38
So there's not much there either.
00:46:39
It's just like, okay.
00:46:41
It's not even a couple.
00:46:42
It's just
00:46:44
Yeah, they could have been a couple.
00:46:47
I mean, if they weren't siblings.
00:46:48
mean, like the actors and the actress would play a good couple.
00:46:52
Yikes!
00:46:54
Hahaha!
00:46:58
Yeah, no, I get what you're oh
00:47:02
How fucked up did you think it was?
00:47:05
Don't piss me off.
00:47:07
I give it a 1.5.
00:47:09
Mainly for like...
00:47:11
the gore in the goats, you know?
00:47:13
Okay, yeah.
00:47:15
What did you give it?
00:47:16
I went between two and 2.5 but ultimately landed on a two.
00:47:21
Yeah, for the knitting needles and the chopping of fingers and the goat mask grave bonfire thing.
00:47:29
And the three legged goat made me sad.
00:47:32
Yeah, but he's doing okay.
00:47:33
He's the highest jumper, Katie.
00:47:36
Yeah.
00:47:37
highest jumpers.
00:47:39
Yeah, Jesus.
00:47:41
What did diminish his accomplishments?
00:47:43
How dare you?
00:47:44
Well...
00:47:45
I'm just being honest.
00:47:47
If he had that extra leg, he'd be soaring above those motherfuckers.
00:47:52
Yeah.
00:47:53
What?
00:47:53
Oh, Jesus.
00:47:55
my God.
00:47:58
Alright, overall, what did you think of The Dark and the Wicked?
00:48:03
This one really had me in the first half.
00:48:06
uh The family twist at the end was really heart-wrenching, but I think it was just like showed too much of the supernatural.
00:48:18
What was scary about the supernatural stuff in the first half was that you weren't really seeing it or you were just getting like brief little glimpses.
00:48:26
But then we started getting these like lingering shots and it was like they just didn't look good.
00:48:30
Like the like the
00:48:31
sister stabbing herself like that looks like such CGI.
00:48:34
It was just like, whatever.
00:48:37
They're just like for whatever reason, it just lost me a little bit in the second half.
00:48:41
But like that said, still very well acted, very atmospheric.
00:48:45
I love the like Southern Gothic vibes.
00:48:48
Beautiful like editing and like coloration and cinematography.
00:48:53
And I do think this is worth a watch.
00:48:56
I gave it a 3.5.
00:48:59
Okay, yeah, I like it.
00:49:03
Yeah, yeah.
00:49:04
How about you?
00:49:06
lot of what you said.
00:49:07
Yeah, I think first half is a little bit stronger than the second half.
00:49:11
Some of the special effects not there.
00:49:12
I know that's probably a budget issue, so I'm like a little forgiving on that, but it still kind of takes you out of it.
00:49:18
I think I can't really pinpoint why, but this is a movie that I like desperately want to like more than I do.
00:49:27
And I don't hate it.
00:49:29
I think there's a lot of great things in here, but like there's just something that doesn't
00:49:34
come together quite for me.
00:49:36
Yeah.
00:49:38
But yeah, overall I give it a three out of five.
00:49:40
It's kind of similar.
00:49:42
It's good.
00:49:42
I still would suggest it.
00:49:43
And I still think people should give it a try because I know there's some people who absolutely love it.
00:49:49
Yeah.
00:49:50
But yeah, I don't know, just something's not there for me.
00:49:53
And I wish I could articulate better what it is.
00:49:57
Well, and I agree with you where I really did want to like it a lot because critics love it.
00:50:02
Critics.
00:50:02
It's very high certified fresh, very high score in the 90s.
00:50:06
So I was prepared to like it more.
00:50:10
But it just.
00:50:12
Yeah, same.
00:50:14
I mean, even yeah, the audience reviews are lower on Rotten Tomatoes, but you hear about this movie all the time.
00:50:20
If you're in like horror spaces, people recommend it.
00:50:22
People say it's underrated.
00:50:23
And so I think like it was recommended to me so much that I was like, okay, like I'm going to go into this.
00:50:29
It's Brian Martino.
00:50:29
I love The Strangers.
00:50:30
Like, you know, it's going to be that kind of creepy slow burn thing.
00:50:34
And maybe that's why is because The Strangers is very realistic and we know
00:50:39
Yeah.
00:50:39
That's what scares me, whereas this like immediately kind of went into supernatural and I think I kind of got taken out of it a little bit where I was like, ah, Brian, no.
00:50:52
But yeah.
00:50:55
I might have even liked this one better than Strangers, which is a crime, I know.
00:50:59
I wasn't a huge fan of it.
00:51:02
That's okay, I'm pretty sure The Strangers is like rotten, not from tomatoes.
00:51:07
I'm pretty sure.
00:51:08
It's, yeah.
00:51:12
I think it's more of one of those movies that now is really well-beloved, but probably wasn't when it first came out.
00:51:19
It's still one of my favorites.
00:51:20
I fucking love The Strangers.
00:51:21
Yeah.
00:51:23
Alright, well, would you survive the dark and the wicked?
00:51:27
Oh.
00:51:28
Not a fucking chance,
00:51:30
Yeah, well.
00:51:32
I'm succumbing.
00:51:35
Just like that.
00:51:37
No questions asked.
00:51:39
I'm asking, honestly.
00:51:42
Me next.
00:51:43
Yeah, sign me up.
00:51:45
Yeah.
00:51:46
Although I don't think I would fall for as many.
00:51:50
I don't think I would fall for as many of the like...
00:51:54
tricks.
00:51:55
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:56
But also I wouldn't have enough time to see all those.
00:51:59
So no big deal.
00:52:01
Just semantics.
00:52:03
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:03
You don't even know that anything supernatural is happening.
00:52:07
Yeah.
00:52:08
Honestly.
00:52:09
You're told to go to a farm and you're like, no thanks.
00:52:12
Just kidding, that's me.
00:52:14
Yeah, you love farms.
00:52:16
Yeah, I go to farms all the time.
00:52:19
I lived on one.
00:52:20
I said you were farm Halloween.
00:52:22
That was unreal to me.
00:52:24
that feels like okay.
00:52:26
No offense to like anyone who aligns with farm Halloween, but that feels like white trash
00:52:34
That was like honestly the meanest thing you've ever said to me.
00:52:38
like cozy animals like you, I could picture you with your daughter on like a little haunted hay ride.
00:52:44
Like it's cute.
00:52:47
I was not, I was not getting the same vibe of farm Halloween from you.
00:52:53
And I was so shook when you yelled at me, cause I was like, you send me Snapchat's from a farm literally every weekend.
00:52:59
And now I'm being yelled at for associating you with a farm.
00:53:02
I live on?
00:53:04
It's not a fucking Halloween.
00:53:06
You live on a farm, but you're not a Halloween farm girl.
00:53:09
It's crazy.
00:53:12
Separation of church and state?
00:53:14
No!
00:53:17
Which one's church?
00:53:19
Holloweaver Farm?
00:53:21
Oh, got it, got it.
00:53:22
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
00:53:25
I think you just need to accept your farm...
00:53:27
your farmhood.
00:53:30
You know what's really annoying is that my last name used to be Farmer.
00:53:36
Like a long time ago, like when I was a child, when I was born.
00:53:40
And then about the time I turned.
00:53:43
you've been farm Halloween since birth.
00:53:47
That's so annoying.
00:53:48
that's so funny.
00:53:51
All right, well, moving on.
00:53:54
I would also not survive this.
00:53:55
I don't even know if you can, unless you just don't go to the farm, which I wouldn't.
00:53:59
But I think we have to go to the farm in the context.
00:54:03
and your mom is telling you don't come.
00:54:07
That's actually true, but I feel like that's a cop out to say that I wouldn't go.
00:54:11
Also, if my mom was very like dealing with a lot, I feel like I could go, I would go, you know, even if she was like, hey, don't don't come.
00:54:19
I'd be like, there she goes again, not asking for help when she needs it.
00:54:26
Yeah.
00:54:27
But yeah, I don't know.
00:54:28
I think there's a chance because I do think as soon as I started
00:54:34
I would check myself into a facility.
00:54:37
But I don't know if the reach is still gonna get me there.
00:54:40
I don't know.
00:54:40
We didn't really get to experience that.
00:54:43
It seems like once this thing's on ya, it's on ya, you know?
00:54:47
So I think I die.
00:54:50
Yeah, it's kind of like smile.
00:54:52
It's kind of like it follows.
00:54:54
I was thinking bird box.
00:54:55
It kind of reminded me of bird box a little bit, you know?
00:54:58
I that movie.
00:54:59
I remember it's Sandra Bullock.
00:55:01
yeah, well they like see something and then kill themselves.
00:55:05
But this is kind of like, you kind of like get infected a little bit and then you kill yourself.
00:55:09
Yeah.
00:55:11
Hmm.
00:55:12
Anyways, not the worst movie, not the best movie.
00:55:16
Middle of the road.
00:55:18
Yeah, it's a fine movie.
00:55:20
All right, next week we're gonna talk about last night in Soho.
00:55:23
Do you wanna tell me what it's about, Katie?
00:55:26
Mm-hmm.
00:55:26
Yeah.
00:55:27
Yeah, I do.
00:55:28
Great, hit me.
00:55:30
Um, I've seen the trailer for this one.
00:55:33
I know that it's Anya Taylor Joy.
00:55:39
Mm-hmm.
00:55:40
and she's like a party girl.
00:55:43
What?
00:55:44
I've just never heard anybody emphasize the Taylor in her name.
00:55:48
That's how she says it.
00:55:49
Does she?
00:55:51
She says, Anya Taylor, Joy.
00:55:53
Because that's how you said it.
00:55:56
I know, that's how I say it on your Taylor Joy.
00:55:59
Yeah, I've never heard, I've always heard it, Anya Taylor Joy.
00:56:02
but you're supposed to emphasize the second name in a name.
00:56:05
John F.
00:56:06
Kennedy.
00:56:08
Just kidding.
00:56:12
Now who knows the word.
00:56:14
Yeah, that's why I'm confused.
00:56:16
No, it's great though.
00:56:17
I love it.
00:56:18
Anya Taylorjoy.
00:56:19
Yeah, on your tail or joy?
00:56:21
On your tail or joy?
00:56:23
Anyway, she's like a party girl.
00:56:25
What is this movie called?
00:56:26
Last Night in Soho?
00:56:28
Okay, yeah.
00:56:29
I think that's a double entendre for...
00:56:33
Like, it was last night, it happened last night, but it's also her last night.
00:56:38
You know what I mean?
00:56:40
And then she dies.
00:56:41
And that's the whole movie.
00:56:43
great, okay.
00:56:44
Just one night of watching Anya Taylorjoy die.
00:56:49
Yeah, yeah, she's em she's partying.
00:56:54
And I think there's some like bad drugs happening.
00:56:57
um
00:57:00
Like a bad trip, perhaps.
00:57:03
And I'm pretty sure there's like slasher vibes too.
00:57:07
There's some sort of like slasher guy.
00:57:10
Or maybe she's the slasher.
00:57:11
I don't remember.
00:57:13
I don't know.
00:57:14
Yeah.
00:57:15
I don't know.
00:57:16
still don't remember who.
00:57:18
Great.
00:57:18
But she dies.
00:57:20
Anya Taylor-Joy, done.
00:57:23
Because it's her last night in Soho.
00:57:26
Last night was her last night in Soho.
00:57:28
Yeah, exactly.
00:57:29
is told from tomorrow.
00:57:31
Mm-hmm.
00:57:33
about last night.
00:57:34
But she's dead.
00:57:35
who's, wait, who's telling the story?
00:57:37
the person that killed her.
00:57:39
But we don't know that they killed her until tomorrow.
00:57:45
Right.
00:57:46
Like the next day.
00:57:48
Mm-hmm.
00:57:48
Yeah, yeah.
00:57:51
Great.
00:57:53
A lot of that was wrong.
00:57:55
Few parts of it were kind of right, but...
00:57:59
But yeah.
00:58:00
There's some partying.
00:58:01
There's some slashing.
00:58:04
Sure.
00:58:04
lights.
00:58:06
The lighting in this movie is very interesting.
00:58:08
Yeah, stylistically this movie is kind of cool.
00:58:10
Yeah, I've heard that.
00:58:13
I remember the trailer being very red.
00:58:15
Mm.
00:58:17
Yeah.
00:58:18
Cool, great, well, I'm excited.
00:58:20
Me too.
00:58:21
I asked for this one.
00:58:23
You did.
00:58:24
Technically this is a KD pick.
00:58:28
Out of the options I gave you.
00:58:32
I gotta make sure things flow, you know?
00:58:34
For sure.
00:58:35
For sure.
00:58:36
For sure, for sure.
00:58:37
All right, cool.
00:58:38
Well, I'm glad you didn't hate the dark and the wicked.
00:58:40
Yeah, me too.
00:58:42
feel like we had a lot of good ones right in a row though, so, you know, gotta bring it down, bring it back up, bring it around.
00:58:49
Yeah, Villains and Send Help were both great.
00:58:52
We just recorded some help on Saturday.
00:58:55
Which one is send help?
00:58:58
damn.
00:59:01
Duh.
00:59:02
Like there's no way you are.
00:59:06
I just forgot the name of it.
00:59:07
I don't ever remember the names.
00:59:09
Once I know about the movie, I know what you're talking about.
00:59:11
Yeah, they should have called it Saint Heppel.
00:59:16
That's what he spells in the sand.
00:59:18
my god.
00:59:19
uh
00:59:22
Oh, shoot.
00:59:24
Alright great, well we told you to tell us like 900 things in the comments, so do that.
00:59:31
Let us know your thoughts on the Dark and the Wicked.
00:59:33
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00:59:35
Anything else, Katie?
00:59:38
No, that's it.
00:59:40
Great, we'll see you next week for Last Night in Solo.
00:59:43
Bye.
00:59:44
Bye!