We’re chatting about the 2017 French horror film, Raw, starring Garance Marillier, Ella Rumpf, and Rabah Nait Oufella.
In the chilling coming-of-age horror film Raw, vegetarian freshman Justine (Marillier) enters veterinary school with dreams of following in her family's footsteps. But a bizarre hazing ritual forces her to consume raw rabbit flesh, awakening a newfound and disturbing taste for meat. As her cravings intensify, Justine's descent into cannibalism blurs the lines between desire and self-control, threatening her relationships and sanity.
Horror Movies Coming May 2024
👉 Tarot - May 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvDArsKoTOE&pp=ygUNdGFyb3QgdHJhaWxlcg%3D%3D
👉 I Saw the TV Glow- May 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kymDzCgPwj0&pp=ygUZaSBzYXcgdGhlIFRWIGdsb3cgdHJhaWxlcg%3D%3D
👉 Faceless After Dark - May 17: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2QXSqHsh0o&pp=ygUbRkFDRUxFU1MgQUZURVIgREFSSyB0cmFpbGVy
👉 The Strangers: Chapter 1 - May 17: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pZUQmZdOi4&pp=ygUgVGhlIFN0cmFuZ2VyczogQ2hhcHRlciAxIHRyYWlsZXI%3D
👉 In a Violent Nature - May 31: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyXuRmXbS7U&pp=ygUbSU4gQSBWSU9MRU5UIE5BVFVSRSB0cmFpbGVy
👉 New Life - May 31: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5RAWSP5lx4&pp=ygUQbmV3IGxpZmUgdHJhaWxlcg%3D%3D
Horror News Roundup
👉 More Evil Dead movies in the works by Francis Galluppi: https://www.empireonline.com/movies/news/evil-dead-another-spin-off-film-in-the-works-with-francis-galluppi-directing/
Next Week
In this episode, kd guesses the plot of Pandorum, (she was not close): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PItZ-qr9jG8
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Hello?
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Hi.
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Hello, happy Tuesday.
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Happy Tuesday.
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Welcome back to Killer Cuties Podcast.
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you talking like that today?
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going to say welcome back from the weekend, but I just.
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It's very staccato the way you're speaking.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Welcome back to Killer Cuties Podcast.
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It's Tuesday.
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Happy Tuesday.
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Okay, let's move on.
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We've got news.
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Let's start there and then we're going to talk about the movie Raw.
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All right, we're back baby.
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Hello!
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Anyway, I have one piece of horror news because I was having issues with my PC so
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I didn't really have a lot of time to research stuff because I was sad.
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But one thing I did find- a few months ago, it was announced that Sébastien
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Vaniček would be working on the next installment of the Evil Dead film
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franchise.
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But then they just announced that Ghost House Pictures
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just hired Francis Galluppi to write and direct another Evil Dead movie.
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So, well, we got Evil Dead Rise.
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We're getting two more now.
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So, yeah, that's kind of exciting.
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Is it?
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Oh, yeah, I think so.
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I've been really enjoying like the new Evil Dead movies.
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I like that they're, I think Sam Raimi is kind of like handpicking directors and
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then they're putting their spin on it and I've enjoyed them.
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So yeah, I'm excited.
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fun, I like it.
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To your point, there's actually not a whole lot of horror news.
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I'm gonna touch on it all last couple episodes.
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So what I will give you is horror movies coming out in May 2024.
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I like it, hit me.
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We've got Tarot.
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It's a supernatural horror and it's directors debuts.
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Both of the directors, it's their debut.
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It's based on a 1992 novel called Horror Scope.
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It's coming out on May 3rd.
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I Saw the TV Glow is A24's next horror entry about two teenagers who find a
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supernatural world in their favorite childhood TV show.
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That's also coming out on May 3rd.
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I think that's the one I'm most excited about.
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Yeah, I think that's our planned movie for May's.
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Little spoiler.
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But I am actually, I'm going to see Tarot on Friday, so we'll see.
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Maybe.
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But no, that I Saw the TV Glow already has stellar reviews, so I'm really looking
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forward to it.
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Faceless After Dark is about an actress who is stalked by a superfan of hers.
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That's coming out on May 17th.
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It's a clown movie, just trigger warning.
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Oh.
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The Strangers: Chapter One comes out on May 17th also.
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I think we're all excited for that one.
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In a Violent Nature is the deepwood slasher.
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It's coming out on May 31st.
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And then New Life is about a woman desperate to cross the Canadian border to
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escape her past.
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That's also coming out May 31st.
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Wow, all right.
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There's like a couple there that I'm excited about, some I haven't heard of.
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So that's exciting.
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yeah, I'm looking forward to most of the...
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Let's go, more horror movies.
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Yay!
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We're finally out of the winter...
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terrible movies.
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Hey!
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Lisa Frankenstein came out in February.
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And that movie slapped, so...
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Yeah, I liked that.
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Already underrated.
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That's so sad.
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Yeah.
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Other than that, not a great start to the year.
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But anyway.
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Yeah, I haven't been like, I haven't been blown away yet.
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I'll just say that.
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What are you gonna do, you know?
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We've got time.
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Alright, well, should we hop into episode 69 and start talking about Raw?
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Wait a minute.
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69, eating.
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And this movie's about eating people, people eating people.
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Did you do that on purpose?
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It's all coming together.
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I'm connecting the dots.
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Just kidding.
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No, I didn't do that.
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I can't remember why.
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I don't even think I knew that this was the 69th episode when I put this here.
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I just knew we hadn't done a foreign film.
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So I was like, let's throw one in.
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Yeah, I'll give a quick little summary for anybody who hasn't seen it or it's been a
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while.
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Stringent vegetarian Justine encounters a decadent, merciless, and dangerously
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seductive world during her first week at veterinary school, as everyone does.
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Desperate to fit in, she strays from her principles and eats raw meat for the first
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time.
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The young woman soon emerges terrible and experiences, not emerges, she soon
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experiences terrible and unexpected consequences as her true self begins to
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emerge.
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That's from Google.
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Cast and crew, it was directed and written by Julia Ducournau forgive me, I'm
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butchering it, they're French names.
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And then it stars Garance Marillier and Ella Rumpf.
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So yeah.
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Oh, and I forgot to look up the ratings, but it has a seven on IMDb and I'm sure a
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high score on Rotten Tomatoes, I can look it up.
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You're sure?
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I'm sure it has a high critics score, audience score.
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Oh wait, no, 93 % critics score, 77 % audience.
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So, fresh on both accounts.
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That's a pretty big gap though between the two.
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I've seen some bigger ones.
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Oh, I've seen some like 80s, 50s.
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Yeah.
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You never know.
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90, 70.
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Okay, yeah.
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Yeah, but I can also see how this might appeal more to critics than it would to
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like a general audience.
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It's a lot.
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Yeah, it's fun for us because we are both critics and the general audience.
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Exactly, exactly.
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I think I'm more of a general audience.
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I don't feel like I'm a critic yet.
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But maybe after another year.
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Yeah.
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I mean, another year and then we're Rotten Tomatoes definition of critics.
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Oh, I thought it was three years.
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Is it two?
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Maybe it is three.
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Either way.
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Sooner or later we will be.
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One day I will be a critic.
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Um, I just wanted to let you know that while I was watching this, I was snacking
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on...
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No thanks.
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I chose the worst thing too, I was eating like mini like beef sticks.
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Oh, I do love those though.
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They're so good and I was just munching away and then it got to the finger scene
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and honestly, I kind of recommend it.
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It was highly immersive.
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It was like I too was eating and just snacking on a little finger.
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No.
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So here's the thing.
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Yeah.
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In our last episode, I was so excited for people eating people.
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I said I love when people eat people.
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What I actually love is when it's suggested that people eat people.
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I do not want to watch people eat people.
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I would just like to throw that out there now.
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It was not enjoyable to me to watch people eat people.
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That's crazy.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I'm glad we cleared that up.
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I really thought like, wow, have I got a film for kd.
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Yeah, if you like just the suggestion, then this movie is probably not for you.
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There's no suggestion.
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She fully eats a finger in front of her sister whose finger it is.
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So what would you do if you woke up and your sibling was eating your finger?
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Kill them.
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Oh.
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Probably.
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think, granted, she handled it better because she's obviously in a similar
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situation.
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She knows why she's doing it, whereas if I woke up and my sister was getting my
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finger...
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That'd be crazy, because cannibalism doesn't run in my family.
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Thankfully.
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Yeah, so I think I would definitely not have the same reaction she did.
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Eh.
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Also, for a movie that kind of centers on a coming of age but also a sister
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relationship, and also the fact that it's from the perspective mainly of the younger
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sister, I could not have related to it less.
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Ha!
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I don't think they did a single thing in this film that I'm like, yeah, me and my
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sister have been through that.
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So that's pretty weird, too.
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It's funny that you say that, though, because the first few drafts of the movie,
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the girls weren't sisters.
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They were just an older student hazing a younger student.
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And then the director found that entirely unrelatable.
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So she made the sisterly bond development to give Justine a reason to keep going
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back to Alexia.
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Mm -hmm.
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Yeah, I think that was a smart move.
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It definitely works better as a sibling relationship.
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Just not one that I personally can relate to, but.
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Yeah, well, I mean, when you think about when you think about cannibalism, it's not
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something that runs in families.
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It's like culty.
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It's like survival.
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It's old medicine.
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It's never hereditary.
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So I really liked that it was like that was very unique.
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah, it's definitely like an interesting take on it.
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And definitely I remember like the first time watching it.
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Like, you don't really realize that it's hereditary until these experiences with
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the sister where like she's not freaking out about it.
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And you're like, okay, something's, something's going on that's more than this
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because- although in all honesty, a lot of the students did not react the way I think
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I would react.
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Like if two sisters started fighting each other or even students and then started
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like,
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eating each other on campus, I would probably have a bigger reaction than just
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the oohs and aahs that were happening.
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I would hope and I think that that's what kept me kind of on the edge of my seat the
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whole movie is that, oh, is this hereditary or is this school just like
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culty?
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Like what is it?
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And then you get to like the shirt taking off scene, the dad.
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I'm sure you'll find a solution.
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Ugh.
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She's just gonna find a man that lets her eat him?
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don't think he's necessarily saying that she has to find her mother's solution, but
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I think he's more saying like...
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there's ways to deal with it.
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The moral of this movie is there's someone for everyone.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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This was supposed to be an NC -17 movie.
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Originally.
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Which -
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I wouldn't mind seeing NC17 cut of it.
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I wouldn't like it, but I wouldn't mind watching it.
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Yeah, I'm not, I feel like...
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the only way that it could have gone to NC17 would be if they like expanded on the
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sex scenes.
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Yeah, it probably couldn't get much more graphic.
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yeah, they did what they could in terms of gore, I think.
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So for me, I don't think that that was necessarily needed for my personal
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experience.
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But yeah, it's definitely graphic.
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When they showed it at a theater in LA, they handed out custom made vomit bags.
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Ew.
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That's cute, I kinda want one.
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Not used, obviously.
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Well, yeah.
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This was one of those movies also where it said that people were leaving early during
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screenings and people were fainting and vomiting and the director was like, what
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the hell?
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This isn't even a horror movie.
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it's wild that she does not classify it as a horror but then also uses horror in her
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description.
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Yeah, body horror.
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That's...
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a mix of comedy, drama, teen movie, and body horror.
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But I'm like, babe, you said horror right there.
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It is.
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Yeah.
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are the actions in this film, if not horrific?
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Like, I don't know.
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Did you think this movie was funny at all?
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Not really.
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Good, thank you.
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Huh.
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Did you think it was like a comedy horror that you just missed or?
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she said it was.
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The director's like, oh, it's a comedy body horror.
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No, it's fucking not.
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don't think there's a ton of humor in it.
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Maybe like a laugh every once in a while, but not no.
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I almost think she has another film.
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that I think we'll watch eventually.
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I think it's technically classified as horror, but I feel like if she doesn't
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think this one's horror, there's no way she thinks the other one's horror.
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But it's called Titane, and...
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That had scenes where I was kind of like, okay, there's humor in this.
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But this one, not so much.
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Also fun fact, in Titane, there are characters named Alexia, Adrien, and
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Justine, who is also played again by Garance.
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So clearly she likes that actress and clearly she likes those names.
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Yeah.
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I mean, don't fix it if it's not broken.
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What is a script if not for just an Alexia, Justine, and an Adrien?
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I guess.
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Well, that must have come out after this because this was her directorial debut,
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yeah?
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Yeah, I think it's like technically her second feature film.
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You looked like you were gonna say something.
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and then you did so I just stopped.
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I like what she did with or what she said about Adrien's character a lot.
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She said that he is- was easily her favorite to write.
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The reason that Adrien is gay is because the director didn't want a sexualized
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relationship between him and Justine.
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She didn't want the audience to come into the movie thinking and then expecting that
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he and Justine would end up together or would have sex.
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even like that's kind of what happened sort of.
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She didn't want them to expect that, which, I mean, totally worked.
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And then he also reflects what the director wanted the audience to feel about
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Justine's character.
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So like a sort of empathy and tolerance for her behavior.
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Because she was very much trying to, you know, ascend from these,
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urges, I guess, while her sister was very much descending into this like, I'm just
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gonna go full cannibal.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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it is definitely clear that she's like trying to resist it, but is not able to.
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Yeah, yeah, that withdrawal scene.
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Yeah, the director made Garance watch the scene from Trainspotting where he goes
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through withdrawal to like get her into that, which.
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Talk about movies that are horrific that are not technically horror movies.
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Trainspotting is up there, so.
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I haven't seen it.
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What is he withdrawing from?
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drugs.
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Heroin, I believe.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's uh, yeah, it's more like a...
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Oh, what's that fucking movie with the...
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Jennifer Connolly about drugs.
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Fucking Jared Leto's in it.
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Starts with an R.
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Requiem for a Dream.
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It's more, I feel like it's got a similar vibe like that where it's about drug
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addiction and how that can kind of overcome and take your life over and
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there's like horrific scenes in it but it's a drama,
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Yeah, I haven't seen that either.
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I'm trying to think of a point of reference for you to use with the drugs.
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Breaking Bad is a good one.
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There's some detoxing happening in that show.
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And there's also some too late to detoxing.
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Oh, RIP.
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You know what's funny though is I actually thought about Breaking Bad while I was
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watching this.
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I know, because I haven't seen Breaking Bad, but...
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Very weird.
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It's on my list.
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But I was thinking about it because I was obviously pulling up a lot of stuff about
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this movie.
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And I found this one article that was so long and ranty.
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And maybe I just am blinded because not to give anything away about ratings, but I do
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like this movie.
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So maybe that was my bias.
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But they were digging into this movie about how.
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everything that she does is just despicable and like it just made me- I was
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like do you think that they're promoting this?
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We're supposed to be horrified by what she's doing and I just think it's so
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interesting because I never see articles like that when it's a male antihero.
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Like you never see articles going in depth about why Walt White is actually a bad
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person.
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Like we know because we're watching him do bad things.
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Yeah.
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haven't seen the show and I know.
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Because you can connect the dots.
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So I need people to just use their brains and connect the dots.
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And understand that no one watching this movie thinks that it's okay that she's
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eating people or SAing Adrien, or any of the things that she fucking does.
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Like, they're abhorrent.
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We know that.
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Let women be anti -heroes.
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And that's my rant for today.
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Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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You're welcome.
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Anytime.
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I wouldn't have paid for it, but just kidding.
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I'm just joking.
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I'm jokin!
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sorry.
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joking.
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Um, oh, go ahead.
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After you.
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Oh, I was just gonna say that I know the sister kills people on the road, right?
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crazy.
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is she, yeah, she just jumps out in front of cars and makes them crash to kill them.
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Like a silly goofy girl.
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I just think, like a car goes by, they keep talking and then another car goes by
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and that's when she does it.
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And that's not deserted enough for me to start munching on the side of the road.
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Cause she just goes for it.
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And I'm gonna need like at least 30 minutes in between each car.
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That was like 30 seconds.
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Yeah, that was, yeah.
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Find a more deserted road.
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Please.
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Or just drag the bodies down the bank that you had to climb up and eat them there.
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Yeah, but that would also like if someone sees the wreck and stops and then they're
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like...
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Also, is there no investigation happening when the police come and find this body
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half eaten?
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Maybe they just think an animal got to it.
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more than once that happened more than once in that same spot.
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Yeah, I would, you know, I don't know.
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I'm not a detective.
00:22:55
Yeah, terrible investigative skills.
00:23:00
I agree.
00:23:03
Somebody file a complaint!
00:23:06
Somebody poison the water hole.
00:23:09
And you know the other sound that you just made me think of?
00:23:13
What do you want to do?
00:23:14
You want to do what do you want to do?
00:23:15
You want to go to the movies?
00:23:15
You want to kill someone?
00:23:18
The Apple Orchard?
00:23:23
I've been saying that all week.
00:23:25
Yeah.
00:23:27
Yeah, that's a good one.
00:23:28
Anyway.
00:23:29
The TikTok really gets into your brain.
00:23:31
Yeah, it's the tok.
00:23:32
Justine needs raw chicken.
00:23:36
in this movie, which hard to say if that was more off -putting than the finger.
00:23:45
Honestly, I think the chicken was worse.
00:23:49
I think so, because like.
00:23:55
Every time raw chicken gets brought up, it's bad.
00:23:59
People are like, no, cook your chicken, throw it away, don't eat it raw, whatever.
00:24:04
But sometimes when you talk about cannibalism, it's sexualized or glorified
00:24:11
or, you know, sometimes.
00:24:14
But never eat raw chicken.
00:24:18
Yeah, if there's one thing you can take away from this movie, it's like, don't eat
00:24:22
raw chicken.
00:24:22
Yeah.
00:24:24
I mean, there's a lesson to every film.
00:24:27
And that's the lesson.
00:24:29
Anyway.
00:24:32
Um, that raw chicken was actually sugar, like, like candied sugar.
00:24:39
And the actress did not care for candy after that.
00:24:47
She said it didn't turn her off of chicken, it turned her off of candy for
00:24:51
the rest of her life.
00:24:51
She will literally not eat candy anymore.
00:24:53
That makes me think I should make candy into a raw chicken form and then set an
00:25:00
alarm for 2am and just go raw dog it in the middle of the night and see if that is
00:25:04
like, oh, I don't actually like sugar anymore.
00:25:06
Yeah.
00:25:08
I mean, I think you have to be in the mindset of, I'm pretending to eat raw
00:25:12
chicken.
00:25:13
It's maybe like, okay.
00:25:16
I'm still groggy from sleep.
00:25:18
And I'm like, whoa.
00:25:21
Yeah, yeah.
00:25:22
What is this?
00:25:23
Maybe I'll buy actual raw chicken too and put them next to each other just to, just,
00:25:28
you know.
00:25:30
Why don't you just drip a little bit of the juices on there and then -
00:25:33
No, because we're not eating raw chicken.
00:25:35
That's what we've established.
00:25:36
we're getting closer.
00:25:38
Every modification you make to your statement.
00:25:41
no, it's to trick my brain so that I'm looking at real raw chicken while I'm
00:25:46
eating the fake raw chicken.
00:25:48
You have to trick your mind, kd.
00:25:52
literally talking about eating raw chicken is worse than talking about eating a
00:25:55
finger.
00:25:57
It's like so, like that's almost more taboo than cannibalism.
00:26:03
You know, oh god I didn't write down the name of the person who said this so I feel
00:26:10
bad but my favorite Letterboxd review for this one was someone said "written and
00:26:16
directed by Armie Hammer."
00:26:18
Hahaha!
00:26:21
Eww.
00:26:23
And it's not funny because he seems like a terrible person IRL, but it is.
00:26:27
That's, that made me laugh.
00:26:28
Yeah.
00:26:30
He's he's the only.
00:26:34
famous person that's been accused of eating people.
00:26:38
Thankfully!
00:26:40
Am I right?
00:26:40
Am I wrong?
00:26:41
Am I right?
00:26:41
Yeah, I'm pretty right.
00:26:42
I'm pretty sure.
00:26:43
celebrities really get accused of cannibalism that often.
00:26:47
Which means it must be true.
00:26:49
Yeah, there was the cannibal cop, I think in NYC, but he wasn't a celebrity, he was
00:26:53
just a cop.
00:26:55
Yeah, that's like saying, what's his face as a celebrity?
00:27:00
What's his?
00:27:01
Yeah, Jeffrey Dahmer, he's not a celebrity.
00:27:02
He just ate people.
00:27:04
He just ate people.
00:27:07
I put together a brief history of cannibalism and also the way to get away
00:27:15
with it for those interested.
00:27:19
I feel like if you can find how to get away with it on a quick Google search.
00:27:24
Oh no, no, it was not a quick Google search.
00:27:28
I read a European psychiatry entry in this like medical journal, a gazillion pages
00:27:42
long.
00:27:43
It's called, You Look Good Enough to Eat: A Brief Exploration of Human Cannibalism
00:27:48
and Mental Illness.
00:27:50
Great.
00:27:52
I started there and then spiraled.
00:27:57
Okay.
00:27:59
um, and found lots of fun facts.
00:28:02
But I'll give a brief history first and then I'll tell you how to get away with
00:28:05
it.
00:28:07
Okay, so it's assumed that Christopher Columbus is who coined the term because
00:28:14
when he landed in the Americas there was a rumor that some of the Native people
00:28:18
killed and ate their prisoners.
00:28:20
So not only did he create the word, it was also created based on a rumor, strictly a
00:28:25
rumor, that these people were
00:28:28
eating humans.
00:28:29
I hate Christopher Columbus.
00:28:31
Yeah, he's not a great guy, but that was a long time ago, so yeah.
00:28:40
Anyway, in the 15th to 17th century, Europeans actually ground up mummified
00:28:49
bodies and use that for all sorts of ailments like bloody noses and gout and
00:28:57
why, I don't know, but it was not found upon at that point.
00:29:01
Yeah, that's why mummies are like rare in museums.
00:29:04
Yeah, because they kept getting eaten by the Europeans.
00:29:08
them, little freaks.
00:29:10
Yeah, seriously.
00:29:13
But literally, all the way up until the 60s, it was actually pretty common
00:29:18
practice in some religions.
00:29:22
So in Papua New Guinea, there was a tradition that lasted until the 60s, late
00:29:26
60s, where family members would ingest the brains of their deceased kin, their other
00:29:33
family members.
00:29:35
People started dying because the prions in the brain, the prions, that's what makes
00:29:39
your brain...
00:29:40
turn into Swiss cheese, that doesn't cook off.
00:29:44
So you eat it and then your brain while you're alive turns to Swiss cheese.
00:29:48
Yeah, everybody knows that if you eat people, you don't eat the brain.
00:29:53
Come on.
00:29:55
That's why everybody knows it.
00:29:58
why we know because a whole bunch of people died.
00:30:01
Another fun fact is that it's really not recommended to, I mean, it's not
00:30:09
recommended to eat people, but it's especially not recommended to eat people
00:30:12
in a survival sense because human meat is really not a significant source of
00:30:18
calories.
00:30:19
It's like half the amount of calories as any other red meat and like a quarter of
00:30:25
the calories of like bear and elk.
00:30:29
Skinny Queens.
00:30:31
What?
00:30:32
What did you say?
00:30:34
skinny queens.
00:30:36
Jesus, we're talking about survival here.
00:30:42
Low calorie diet, eating people.
00:30:45
I mean, supposedly it tastes like pork, so there are worse...
00:30:49
Yeah, like more salty pork.
00:30:52
Oh it's salty?
00:30:53
Oh, cause we're sweaty.
00:30:58
I don't know, I have a book about serial killers and there was a whole section on
00:31:03
cannibalism.
00:31:04
And I just remember it said, like a more salty pork.
00:31:12
Maybe if we're like pork, it affects, so pork, the taste of the meat is affected if
00:31:20
the pig is in distress when it dies.
00:31:25
Okay.
00:31:26
So maybe it tastes saltier because people who are eating it are killing people and
00:31:32
they're in distress when they die.
00:31:33
Maybe if a person's calm when they die, it tastes better.
00:31:37
I don't know.
00:31:39
Yeah, like the people we should be eating are like the Midsommar old people.
00:31:43
Yeah, because they're not in distress.
00:31:45
Well, the one that jumped and didn't die, he was probably in distress.
00:31:48
You wouldn't want to eat him.
00:31:50
Yeah, but generally.
00:31:52
Yeah, because that's like when they kill pigs, they'll play music for them so that
00:31:58
it's like they're happy.
00:32:00
And then they go in this elevator that like makes them pass out really quickly
00:32:04
and then they kill them.
00:32:08
That's humane -ish.
00:32:09
Yeah, my sister works in the pork industry, so that's how I know all of
00:32:14
this.
00:32:15
She had to go and see it.
00:32:18
Cute.
00:32:21
But anyways, I'm just saying, maybe if we taste like pork, we're impacted.
00:32:28
Maybe.
00:32:29
I mean, we are pretty genetically similar to pigs.
00:32:34
Also.
00:32:36
Which is probably why we taste like pork.
00:32:39
Probably why we taste like pork.
00:32:43
Wait, I didn't even need to read that fucking paper.
00:32:46
I can't wait for the auto captions to try to guess what I just said.
00:32:52
*mumbling* pork.
00:32:54
Hahaha!
00:32:57
Anyway, so here's the thing.
00:33:01
Cannibalism isn't illegal in the United States or the UK, which is where most of
00:33:06
our viewers are - and Australia.
00:33:08
We have a lot of viewers in Australia.
00:33:10
Yeah, a lot.
00:33:13
Hi, over there.
00:33:16
Down under.
00:33:19
And now we have less Australian listeners.
00:33:23
Oh naur!
00:33:25
Please come back.
00:33:27
Cannibalism is not illegal.
00:33:30
It's what leads up to the cannibalism.
00:33:35
It's not the eating of the meat, it's the killing to get the meat.
00:33:38
Well, even if you didn't kill them, it's desecration of a corpse to eat it.
00:33:44
So it's not the eating, it's, yeah.
00:33:49
So to get away with cannibalism, you have to eat yourself.
00:33:54
That's the suggestion.
00:33:55
You just eat yourself, which is actually called auto -cannibalism.
00:34:01
And fun fact, we in Western medicine have...
00:34:08
an auto cannibalism practice that is currently taking off.
00:34:12
Kim Kardashian has done it.
00:34:13
I forget who else has done it.
00:34:15
Wow, it's shut up.
00:34:17
No, it's really, it's - literally consider eating a placenta after giving birth to
00:34:26
stabilize your hormones is a form of auto cannibalism.
00:34:33
like Kim Kardashian's eating her fake ass like calm down.
00:34:37
I wouldn't be surprised if she did that either.
00:34:39
She's fucking weird.
00:34:42
But yeah.
00:34:43
But anyway, there's also no real scientific evidence that doing that does
00:34:47
anything for you.
00:34:48
So I would only suggest to do that if you are interested in getting away with the
00:34:53
act of cannibalism.
00:34:57
Because there's more to lose than there is to gain.
00:34:59
But I understand if you want to eat people.
00:35:02
Yeah.
00:35:03
That's how you do it.
00:35:04
You eat your placenta.
00:35:06
Or yourself.
00:35:09
I'm good.
00:35:10
I think I'm good.
00:35:11
I don't need to, but you know, just in case.
00:35:15
I thought it was going to be a more fun way to get away with it if I'm being
00:35:19
honest.
00:35:21
But...
00:35:22
yourself?
00:35:24
Yeah, I thought it was gonna be more like how do you get away with eating someone
00:35:27
else, you know.
00:35:27
know?
00:35:27
Oh, well.
00:35:31
Feel a little bit cheated.
00:35:32
I guess like I said you can't just Google results on how to get away with that.
00:35:37
Because then you're less likely to get away with it, you know what I mean?
00:35:40
Yeah, I mean, it's not illegal!
00:35:45
Just saying.
00:35:47
Just saying, if anyone out there tries it, let us know.
00:35:51
And if you think I'm not going to make the title of this episode, How to Get Away
00:35:55
with Cannibalism.
00:35:57
Sometimes you gotta clickbait.
00:36:00
I mean, I told you, it's not even clickbait.
00:36:02
I told you how to get away with it.
00:36:05
You just don't like the answer.
00:36:07
That's not my fault.
00:36:08
no one's gonna like the answer.
00:36:11
Yeah, that's fair.
00:36:13
Um...
00:36:13
What else?
00:36:14
Oh, you know, Hideo Kojima?
00:36:18
I do.
00:36:20
Yeah, he did Metal Gear Solid and Death Stranding.
00:36:22
He does video games.
00:36:26
He said this was one of his favorite films of 2018.
00:36:30
very specific.
00:36:31
Wasn't it like a, that's maybe when he watched it.
00:36:34
Or maybe when it came out in.
00:36:40
Yeah, this one Japanese video game producer that's created a walking
00:36:44
simulator, his favorite film of 2018 is Raw.
00:36:54
Maybe that's what I meant.
00:36:55
Oh.
00:36:57
It's a very specific fun fact.
00:36:59
No, I like it.
00:37:00
well, cause we like video games, so I thought.
00:37:03
we like him.
00:37:03
He's teaming up with
00:37:05
I thought that would go over well if I'm being honest.
00:37:08
to I like it.
00:37:09
I like it.
00:37:10
I'm just saying it's a very specific fact
00:37:15
He's teaming up with Jordan Peele for a movie.
00:37:20
a video.
00:37:20
Oh, a movie?
00:37:22
I thought it was a video game.
00:37:24
That's even more exciting.
00:37:26
Yeah, I thought...
00:37:28
Wasn't it announced at the Game Awards?
00:37:31
Oh, you're so right.
00:37:34
Yeah.
00:37:35
know, weird ways to pronounce a movie.
00:37:38
I mean.
00:37:40
and there are weirder ways.
00:37:42
There are weirder ways.
00:37:44
They announced this movie with branded puke bags.
00:37:48
Hell yeah.
00:37:49
Well that was at a showing.
00:37:51
They didn't announce it that way.
00:37:53
Come on.
00:37:55
Get with the picture.
00:37:56
Um, I have another fun fact.
00:38:00
I think the only time, uh, Garance used a body double was during the waxing scene.
00:38:08
That was not her.
00:38:11
And I think they just, she was 17 at the time.
00:38:14
Yeah.
00:38:15
Which is I guess an adult by French standards but...
00:38:18
Still a baby.
00:38:21
But yeah, and they actually just did the waxing.
00:38:25
So.
00:38:26
I got a Brazilian wax once.
00:38:29
They call it a Brazilian.
00:38:30
She's like, oh, I was doing Brazilians when I was your age.
00:38:32
And then proceeds to not do a Brazilian wax at all.
00:38:35
bikini and not even a bikini full.
00:38:37
No.
00:38:39
because that includes a butthole.
00:38:44
But.
00:38:44
they were planning on getting there, but she got her finger chopped off.
00:38:48
Yeah.
00:38:48
to the booty hole.
00:38:50
the butt hole.
00:38:53
You know, I actually have only ever had half of a Brazilian wax because I tapped
00:38:59
out halfway through.
00:39:02
Couldn't finish it.
00:39:03
they're not fun.
00:39:05
It hurts.
00:39:08
It hurts a lot.
00:39:09
I think I would rather have my finger chopped off.
00:39:14
Honestly.
00:39:15
It would be a hard choice.
00:39:17
I don't think it is at all.
00:39:18
I'm just cutting, I'll cut my finger off for you.
00:39:22
That was terrible.
00:39:25
Well, okay.
00:39:26
See now it's a hard choice.
00:39:29
Would I rather, would I rather cut off my finger and eat it or have a Brazilian wax?
00:39:37
The finger's off no matter what!
00:39:40
if it's between, okay, if it's would- that doesn't mean I wanna eat it just because
00:39:46
it's off.
00:39:48
If it's between cutting my finger off or Brazilian wax, I'm cutting my finger off.
00:39:54
If it's between cutting my finger off and eating it, and a Brazilian wax, I'm gonna
00:40:01
have to think a little bit.
00:40:03
You wouldn't be curious about what it tastes like?
00:40:06
No, because I know it tastes like salted pork!
00:40:10
That's just a reference that people use.
00:40:13
It's like when they say, oh, it tastes like chicken.
00:40:14
It doesn't taste exactly like chicken.
00:40:17
It tastes in that realm.
00:40:20
Yeah, but it's still different.
00:40:23
identical to.
00:40:24
Exactly!
00:40:25
So I know it tastes like pork.
00:40:28
What more can I possibly want to know?
00:40:31
What if it's better?
00:40:34
I'm just saying, if I have to eat the finger, I'm walking out of there with a
00:40:39
smooth ass pussy.
00:40:41
So it's not interesting, okay.
00:40:46
Alright.
00:40:47
I don't wanna eat people.
00:40:49
I want to watch a movie where it's implied that people have been eaten in the past.
00:40:55
That's fine, I'm saying if it's between...
00:40:58
Like if the thing is chopping my finger off and that's what I'm choosing, eating
00:41:04
it's not worse than that for me.
00:41:07
I don't want to chop my finger off.
00:41:10
you would rather eat a finger than chop your finger off?
00:41:13
Yeah.
00:41:13
Absolutely.
00:41:16
An ethically sourced finger.
00:41:20
Well, I mean, like, I'll take a bite if I don't like it, you know?
00:41:23
I'm gonna throw up.
00:41:25
I think.
00:41:27
And it's mostly because of the PTSD of fucking Miranda with her hands up my cooch
00:41:31
trying to Brazilian wax me.
00:41:34
Holy shit.
00:41:36
God, that hurts so bad.
00:41:37
Miranda in...
00:41:38
San Diego somewhere.
00:41:41
San Bernardino.
00:41:42
can we just bleep that whole thing?
00:41:44
You just dox some random fucking woman.
00:41:48
Poor Miranda just listening to the podcast.
00:41:52
What the fuck, man?
00:41:53
six years ago, at least if not more.
00:41:56
It was like 21.
00:41:57
I think it was for my 21st birthday, actually.
00:42:00
I went to Vegas.
00:42:02
Oh.
00:42:03
Yeah.
00:42:05
That was 10 years ago.
00:42:08
Yikes.
00:42:10
Yeah.
00:42:12
I didn't even do anything fun for my 21st.
00:42:15
My boss took me to Vegas.
00:42:18
I was...
00:42:20
*allegedly* already over drinking at that point.
00:42:24
Yeah.
00:42:26
I'd been going to the bars for like three years at that point so I was like, eh.
00:42:31
How Iowa of you.
00:42:33
Nothing else to do.
00:42:34
It was drinking or meth?
00:42:35
I chose the better option.
00:42:39
No, what drinking?
00:42:46
To each their own, I suppose.
00:42:48
Anyway, enough talking about my labia.
00:42:53
Great.
00:42:53
Do you have any other fun facts about the film?
00:42:55
No, that about wraps it up.
00:43:01
I have one more.
00:43:04
There's a scene where Justine's in the mirror and she's like dancing to this very
00:43:11
graphically lyric song.
00:43:15
But it's a gothic rock rap duo called Orties and it's a band made up of two twin
00:43:22
sisters who like to rap about men in the traditional way that male rappers talk
00:43:26
about women.
00:43:28
And that's why it was so graphic.
00:43:31
Yep.
00:43:34
So.
00:43:34
Men do be doing the most when they're rapping.
00:43:41
Yeah!
00:43:42
Yeah, men.
00:43:46
Yeah, I like that though.
00:43:49
yeah, I thought it was a fun little moment.
00:43:52
Yeah, the sisters, the sisterhood kind of thing.
00:43:57
Yeah.
00:43:59
Yikes.
00:44:01
Also, I'm sorry, if you're a cannibal and you know that eating meat triggers it and
00:44:10
that it runs in the family, maybe you should inform your kids about why they're
00:44:18
abstaining from eating meat.
00:44:20
I know that's a weird conversation to have with the kid, but if they're going away to
00:44:24
college, I think they're old enough.
00:44:25
And also, it just reminds me of how really overprotective helicopter parents will do
00:44:31
everything to protect their kids from it, and then the kids just go opposite
00:44:34
direction.
00:44:34
And they try everything.
00:44:36
So I think maybe this all could have been avoided with an open and honest
00:44:40
conversation from the mom.
00:44:40
them.
00:44:46
So that's my thoughts on the parenting in this film.
00:44:50
It just clicked that eating meat is what triggered it.
00:44:57
Like it didn't.
00:44:58
And that's why they were vegetarian.
00:44:59
It did.
00:45:00
For whatever reason, that major plot point just clicked for me.
00:45:05
Just right now and not when I literally said it was a plot point in the review
00:45:09
that I did of it.
00:45:12
Did you say, did you say that?
00:45:13
I did, yeah, I specified that she's a vegetarian and she eats meat for the first
00:45:17
time and that unleashes something.
00:45:19
Oh yeah, you did say that, didn't you?
00:45:22
Oh yeah, well, no, it just clicked right now.
00:45:26
Well I'm glad you got there eventually.
00:45:27
Yeah, they're vegetarians because eating the meat is what triggered it.
00:45:32
then why did the dad get eaten?
00:45:35
Well, because I think the mom was already, like she'd already gone through it.
00:45:39
I think she ate vegetarian to subside the children, you know, like just better to
00:45:45
not have it in the house.
00:45:47
Yeah.
00:45:49
Okay, because that's why, and then they go and they do the hazing ritual, which is
00:45:55
eating the meat, and then that's why the sister was eating meat, because she had to
00:45:58
do the hazing ritual, and then I get it now.
00:46:04
I'll get it now.
00:46:04
Well, when did you watch this for the first time?
00:46:07
uh almost a week ago now.
00:46:09
Okay, well, it took a week, but we did get there.
00:46:13
You now understand the movie you just watched.
00:46:16
Yeah, thank God.
00:46:18
Thank God.
00:46:19
Thank God we got there.
00:46:20
Yeah, seriously.
00:46:21
Well, should we rate it?
00:46:23
Yeah, let's do it.
00:46:25
Alright, I'm excited for this actually.
00:46:29
I'm usually very indifferent to our ratings.
00:46:33
Good to know.
00:46:34
I just want, I just, before we rate, I would just like to preface that.
00:46:38
I did kind of find that this had the same tone as,
00:46:43
The Menu.
00:46:45
So it's funny that you didn't find this funny at all because I thought for sure
00:46:50
there were some things that would make you cackle.
00:46:52
I was just like, oh I think Cassidy would think that's funny.
00:46:56
So but that's just...
00:46:59
No, The Menu was like straight up hee hee ha ha comedy.
00:47:04
I don't know how you didn't get it.
00:47:07
get that movie at all.
00:47:09
It had literal, like, punchline jokes in it.
00:47:15
This was more like an uncomfortable, like, awkward type of thing.
00:47:22
yeah.
00:47:24
Well.
00:47:24
So it's interesting, you felt that it was similar to The Menu.
00:47:29
That comparison says more about you than it does about me.
00:47:33
well, that's fair.
00:47:37
Anyway.
00:47:39
Yeah.
00:47:40
I'll tie back into that when we're done rating.
00:47:43
Okay.
00:47:44
Okay.
00:47:46
All right, how scary did you think it was?
00:47:48
I said it was a one.
00:47:51
Because it's not scary to me, it's just more so disturbing.
00:47:55
So that's reflected in my fucked up score, not in my scary score.
00:48:00
I didn't feel scared watching it.
00:48:03
What about you?
00:48:04
I gave it a 1 .5.
00:48:06
Cause they're like, it was very much like a what's going to happen next.
00:48:12
And I mean, in the grand scheme of things, some of the stuff that was really fucked
00:48:17
up happened pretty early on.
00:48:18
So it was like, okay, what is going to happen next?
00:48:22
What could they possibly do now that she's eaten a finger?
00:48:27
What are you gonna do?
00:48:28
Jesus Christ, well, you're gonna eat your friend.
00:48:32
Well, she didn't.
00:48:35
You're gonna find out your sister ate your friend.
00:48:41
Yikes.
00:48:43
Um, how sexy did you think it was?
00:48:46
I mean, I think it was a two.
00:48:50
Okay.
00:48:51
It wasn't a one and I couldn't justify anything more than a two.
00:48:58
It's just like, you know, yeah, I don't know.
00:49:03
It's just something about it.
00:49:05
I don't know.
00:49:06
It's not the eating people.
00:49:11
Maybe it is a little.
00:49:13
Okay.
00:49:14
I don't know.
00:49:15
I don't know.
00:49:16
What did you give it?
00:49:18
I gave it a two.
00:49:20
Okay.
00:49:20
Why?
00:49:22
I just feel like maybe that's between me and God.
00:49:27
No, I'm kidding.
00:49:28
It's definitely like a vibe thing, you know?
00:49:30
I think blood is kind of hot.
00:49:32
You know, I like, like when people are covered in blood.
00:49:35
I think it's a look.
00:49:37
So that happens.
00:49:39
It is, it's just kind of like the vibe of it.
00:49:43
It's not unsexy.
00:49:46
But it's not sexy.
00:49:49
You know what I mean?
00:49:50
Yeah.
00:49:51
if you went back to, I literally just said The Menu is the same tone for me.
00:49:57
It was the same tone.
00:49:58
I bet I gave that the same sexiness rating.
00:50:01
I bet that was a two.
00:50:03
These movies are so tonally different that it's crazy.
00:50:06
different.
00:50:07
They are very different movies, but the tone felt the same.
00:50:11
I'm wrong.
00:50:13
I'm not saying it right.
00:50:15
I'm just saying that as I was watching The Menu - I think what I should be saying is
00:50:21
that as I was watching The Menu, I thought it was the same tone as this movie.
00:50:25
Not that I think this movie is the same tone as The Menu.
00:50:28
I should clarify.
00:50:29
That's yes.
00:50:32
That makes more sense.
00:50:34
Yeah.
00:50:36
Anyway, um, so I, yeah.
00:50:40
Thanks.
00:50:42
How fucked up did you think it was?
00:50:46
Okay, I gave it a 3 .5 and I broke it down.
00:50:51
I gave it 0 .5 for the rash scene because it made me itchy.
00:50:57
When she's like itching herself, God, I can still hear it.
00:51:02
And then I gave half of, by the way, none of the points that I gave it for really
00:51:08
have anything to do with the cannibalism at all.
00:51:12
I gave half a point for when she eats the piece of the guy's lip off of the floor of
00:51:17
the shower because I don't like that it's off of the floor of the shower.
00:51:20
I was in my twenties when I found out people, like it's really normal for people
00:51:24
to pee in their shower, so that's gross to me.
00:51:26
I don't do that.
00:51:27
No, I don't.
00:51:28
I pee and then I go shower.
00:51:30
That's crazy.
00:51:31
You're standing in your piss.
00:51:33
Yeah, that's disgusting.
00:51:35
You're standing in piss and you're gross.
00:51:38
You're gonna get fucking athlete's foot.
00:51:40
Anyways, I don't like.
00:51:42
I would just like to say, I would just, that's disgusting.
00:51:48
But I would just like to say, I have always peed in my own shower, every time I
00:51:54
shower.
00:51:55
It's some sort of reaction now and I have never not one time had athlete's foot, so.
00:52:02
fucking pee leg and foot.
00:52:04
Disgusting.
00:52:06
Gotta fucking re -wash after that.
00:52:08
it before I wash?
00:52:10
I'm not a heathen.
00:52:13
Okay, sorry, go ahead, continue.
00:52:15
And then I gave it half a point for when the girl like licks on the guy's eyeball.
00:52:23
Cause I don't, I didn't want to see that.
00:52:26
I kind of did cause it was kind of cool, but also like you just don't see that
00:52:29
every day.
00:52:30
Um, and then the, Oh, you didn't?
00:52:35
Oh, is that a party near the end?
00:52:36
It was a very extended scene.
00:52:38
Oh, you covered.
00:52:40
It was full contact.
00:52:42
Um, and then I gave it a full point.
00:52:46
Can you guess what I gave it the full point for?
00:52:48
Hmm.
00:52:49
The dog?
00:52:53
I had previously mentioned that I do not like this.
00:52:58
What?
00:52:58
but I also know it didn't bother you in the other movie that it happened in.
00:53:02
It's when she's throwing up her hair.
00:53:05
Oh yeah!
00:53:06
That is the scene that I think about the most from this film after like in the two
00:53:12
years since I last watched it.
00:53:14
I hate it.
00:53:15
The hair in the throat and like, it's so gross and it happens for so long and she's
00:53:22
just pulling so much out.
00:53:25
Hated it.
00:53:27
It bothered me more in this movie than it did in...
00:53:31
What was it called?
00:53:34
When Evil Lurks.
00:53:37
Yeah.
00:53:37
Yeah, this one's a worse one for sure.
00:53:39
What did you give it?
00:53:41
That was a really long -winded explanation to say I gave it 3.5.
00:53:44
I gave it a four.
00:53:47
This is the most nauseous I've been watching any movie that we've watched.
00:53:53
I on the verge of throwing up several times.
00:53:59
And it was mostly the eating
00:54:05
just made me sick.
00:54:09
I've never been so nauseous.
00:54:12
It was mostly the eating people.
00:54:16
I didn't like the dog being cut open scene and I didn't like the dogs on the table
00:54:22
scene where all the dogs are out on the table because how did they film that?
00:54:31
And yeah, I just...
00:54:34
I didn't like the shower scene because I didn't like her picking stuff out of her
00:54:38
teeth and then eating it.
00:54:39
It was less about the picking up off the floor.
00:54:42
I mean, I wouldn't eat anything off the shower floor, even my own shower floor,
00:54:45
especially not my own shower floor.
00:54:47
I know that there's pee there.
00:54:48
Yeah, there's years of piss.
00:54:50
Yeah.
00:54:51
Yeah.
00:54:52
I don't know, just it was a very fucked up movie.
00:54:54
I did not like looking at the leg.
00:54:58
I didn't like biting the face or the lip.
00:55:03
Mm.
00:55:04
The hair thing didn't bother me too much.
00:55:06
It did bother me more than the other movie.
00:55:09
Anyway, it's a four for me.
00:55:11
Oh, I forgot to include the sexual assault scene too.
00:55:14
That was like, uncomfy.
00:55:16
Did you watch the movie?
00:55:18
The with with Adrien?
00:55:21
Oh, got it.
00:55:22
OK.
00:55:23
What other scene?
00:55:26
Where he's screaming, stop, stop, please stop, and she doesn't.
00:55:30
Well, she's also pressured in another scene, the one where she bites the guy's
00:55:36
lip.
00:55:37
So I was like, I just said that.
00:55:39
And then I, yeah.
00:55:41
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
00:55:45
Um, alright, I think that might be the highest fucked up score for both of us.
00:55:51
I think so.
00:55:54
Pretty fucked up movie.
00:55:56
And the spread wasn't too far, because I've definitely voted some stuff a lot
00:55:59
higher than you in the past.
00:56:01
And I think I've had a four before.
00:56:04
Yeah, no, this definitely has some shit in it that you don't see every day.
00:56:10
And it does have a lot of specific things to me personally that I don't.
00:56:15
Yeah.
00:56:16
Like the shower thing is weird and the hair thing is weird, but I don't know.
00:56:19
I just don't like that at all.
00:56:22
And the rash, God, I get itchy just like talking about shit like that.
00:56:28
Didn't bother me at all.
00:56:29
I hate that.
00:56:31
Oh.
00:56:35
I'm gonna like be itchy now.
00:56:38
Okay, overall, what did you think?
00:56:42
I actually liked watching this.
00:56:46
I did not dislike it.
00:56:50
And what I really loved the most is watching interviews with the director and
00:56:55
really understanding why she made the choices that she made and being able to,
00:57:01
oh yeah, I could see why she would do that or, oh yeah, I figured that was why she
00:57:06
would do that.
00:57:08
So.
00:57:10
That made it a little bit more fun for me, so I gave it a three.
00:57:14
Okay.
00:57:16
Yeah, if I didn't have the director's context, it probably would have been a 2
00:57:20
.5, but it just like right down the middle, like, but I did.
00:57:27
I don't know.
00:57:27
I liked it better with her kind of like painting the picture a little better for
00:57:32
me.
00:57:34
You know, which maybe that's cheating.
00:57:36
Arcadian a three, you said that that was a bad score.
00:57:40
So it's interesting now that you're saying, oh, I like this movie, it's a
00:57:43
three.
00:57:44
When I say it, it doesn't count when you say it.
00:57:47
It's not a good score.
00:57:51
I'm not gonna watch this again.
00:57:54
But I did kind of have a little bit of fun watching it through my fingers.
00:57:58
You didn't even experience it.
00:58:02
Yeah, well and I had it muted most of the time, too.
00:58:05
I was not about to listen to her squelching her sister's finger down her
00:58:08
throat.
00:58:08
This is disgusting.
00:58:09
No way.
00:58:10
There wasn't even that much squelching.
00:58:11
Also, fuck, I was so fucking sure that they were gonna wax, like the wax was too
00:58:21
hot or something, and they were gonna wax her skin off, and then the sister was
00:58:25
gonna nibble on it or some shit.
00:58:27
And I was not about to see someone wax their fucking labia off.
00:58:33
So I also, and I turned the volume down.
00:58:38
Yeah.
00:58:39
And I still gave it a three.
00:58:40
Wow.
00:58:41
What did you give it?
00:58:43
I gave it a 4 .5.
00:58:45
Holy shit!
00:58:47
I fucking love this movie.
00:58:50
I think it's so good.
00:58:52
I think like mixing cannibalism into a coming of age story is incredible.
00:58:58
And just it is kind of like that allegory like this growing up and starting to do
00:59:04
your own things and then it just all goes haywire and
00:59:07
And I like cannibalism.
00:59:09
I think it's fun.
00:59:11
But it is definitely like super disturbing graphics, but I kind of like that because
00:59:16
I'm desensitized.
00:59:21
But I don't know, I just I think it was beautifully written.
00:59:23
I think it's beautifully shot.
00:59:25
I think the performances were fantastic.
00:59:29
It's fucked up.
00:59:31
It's a recipe for a 4 .5 in my book.
00:59:35
What would have made it a five?
00:59:36
if they cut out the hair thing.
00:59:39
I don't want to see that.
00:59:41
Get rid of that.
00:59:43
Get that off my screen right now.
00:59:46
was she, why did she even have, oh because she was her own hair.
00:59:50
She was eating her own.
00:59:51
yeah.
00:59:53
when her professor was bullying her.
00:59:57
Yeah, I love that scene.
00:59:58
Well, I'd rather you failed than him.
01:00:03
Tell her.
01:00:05
Yeah.
01:00:08
Hmm.
01:00:11
Alright, well, would you survive?
01:00:16
Nobody dies.
01:00:18
So.
01:00:18
Adrien dies, so.
01:00:21
Oh, that's true.
01:00:22
Jesus.
01:00:24
I forgot about Adrien.
01:00:27
one of the three main characters.
01:00:30
It's crazy.
01:00:31
God, of course the gay guy dies.
01:00:33
What the hell?
01:00:34
suffer from the bury your gays trope.
01:00:37
Eugh.
01:00:37
I mean, yeah, because I mean, I'm putting myself in the in the shoes of the main
01:00:43
character.
01:00:45
And I think not only am I living, I am a successful vegetarian.
01:00:56
Oh, you don't think you would have eaten the meat and kicked off the events?
01:01:01
I mean, yeah, I would have lived through the movie as it was portrayed.
01:01:06
And then after that, I'm just, you know, my solution is vegetarianism.
01:01:10
Okay.
01:01:11
Yeah, I think I'm good.
01:01:14
Easy.
01:01:15
Yeah, I mean, there's just really, really a whole lot of death.
01:01:17
Yeah.
01:01:18
Yeah.
01:01:18
Yeah.
01:01:19
You?
01:01:19
Yeah, I think so.
01:01:21
Because Adrien dies and then the random people that the sister kills.
01:01:26
But I think if I developed a need to eat raw, even raw meat, the second I was
01:01:34
chomping into a raw chicken, I wouldn't have even gotten to the people eating
01:01:40
part.
01:01:40
Because as soon as I found myself in that situation,
01:01:46
I'm checking myself into a care center and we're going to deal with that.
01:01:49
Cause something's not right.
01:01:51
Something's off and we're going to figure out what it is.
01:01:56
And I'm also probably going to go no contact with my mom who just didn't tell
01:01:59
me that that could have happened.
01:02:00
That's crazy.
01:02:03
What about your dad?
01:02:05
He's on thin ice.
01:02:07
Hahaha!
01:02:10
Like what, you guys never like went swimming or anything?
01:02:12
You've never seen your dad with his shirt open or off or?
01:02:17
Maybe he wears like a swim shirt for modesty.
01:02:20
Maybe.
01:02:20
Okay.
01:02:21
Okay, that's fair.
01:02:22
All right.
01:02:24
Do you want to predict the plot of next week's film?
01:02:28
All right.
01:02:30
Next week, we're going to be talking about Pandorum.
01:02:33
Is this another cube movie?
01:02:36
Is there a cube in this?
01:02:41
Does the name give off cube vibes?
01:02:44
Kind of, it gives off box vibes.
01:02:49
Pandorum is about a group of...
01:03:01
people in the like 1800s on a ship.
01:03:10
and the movie takes place on the boat exclusively.
01:03:15
Yup.
01:03:17
and they are charged with...
01:03:21
delivering a special package from one place to another.
01:03:26
And it's a very mysterious person who has instructed that they do this.
01:03:31
And they made it very clear they should not open the package.
01:03:36
Right?
01:03:37
they do.
01:03:38
Oh, come on.
01:03:40
Yep.
01:03:41
And then there's like a huge storm and a lot of people die in the storm.
01:03:49
And then the main character is two or three of them.
01:03:55
Escape on like a lifeboat.
01:03:56
Um, and they're like, Oh, thank God we don't have to deal with that box anymore
01:04:01
that we opened and we shouldn't have opened.
01:04:03
And then they're like going through the supplies and the lifeboat and there's the
01:04:05
fucking box.
01:04:07
pesky box.
01:04:08
Yeah, and so they're all just sitting there like, oh my God, what do we do?
01:04:12
And the power of needing to open the box overcomes them.
01:04:17
So they open the box again.
01:04:19
And that's the end of the movie.
01:04:21
setting itself up for a sequel.
01:04:24
No, it's implied they all die.
01:04:26
Oh.
01:04:26
Damn.
01:04:27
Is there a sequel?
01:04:29
You tell me.
01:04:31
No, I'm kidding.
01:04:32
There's not a sequel.
01:04:33
Does it have anything to do with Pandora's Box?
01:04:37
It does not no.
01:04:40
what a dumb name.
01:04:40
Well, hmm, should my clue for it be why it's titled that?
01:04:51
Maybe.
01:04:51
you first, it stars Dennis Quaid, Ben Foster, and Cam Gigandet.
01:04:58
Twilight!
01:05:01
And Burlesque.
01:05:03
And Easy A.
01:05:05
Yeah, he gets,
01:05:10
What is it, Herpes?
01:05:12
From like Lisa from Friends?
01:05:15
Lisa Kudrow.
01:05:16
It's a wild movie, can't wait for you to watch it.
01:05:21
Gigandet yeah, I Googled it.
01:05:25
All right, I'm gonna tell you why it's called Pandorum and that's gonna be the
01:05:28
hint that you get for what it's about.
01:05:30
Okay.
01:05:32
The film's title is a fictional slang term for a form of psychosis caused by deep
01:05:37
space and triggered by emotional stress leading to severe paranoia, delirium, and
01:05:42
nosebleeds.
01:05:44
Oh, I fucking love space.
01:05:48
I thought you might like that.
01:05:49
love a space movie and I actually mean it and nothing's gonna change my mind in the
01:05:54
next episode.
01:05:55
If there's one thing I love more than people eating people it's space
01:06:04
One by one I'm just gonna ruin everything you love.
01:06:09
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
01:06:11
Yeah, I really, you know, I personally think I'm knocking it apart here with
01:06:15
cannibalism, space, all the things you love.
01:06:17
Yeah.
01:06:18
And what a cast.
01:06:19
Great cast, yeah.
01:06:20
I love Dennis Quaid.
01:06:21
I don't think I'm supposed to though.
01:06:22
I think he's like not a good guy or something.
01:06:25
Is he?
01:06:27
Oh.
01:06:28
so sorry if I'm wrong.
01:06:30
I don't recall anything off the top of my head and usually I'm pretty good with that
01:06:38
because I love ruining celebrities for people.
01:06:42
she really does.
01:06:44
But everyone in Hollywood probably sucks, so I wouldn't be surprised, but also...
01:06:52
God, he's hot in the parent trap.
01:06:54
Um.
01:06:55
he's just hot all the time.
01:06:56
He's a he's a nice looking salt and pepper daddy.
01:07:00
Yeah?
01:07:02
Yeah?
01:07:03
Have you seen the commercial that he does where he's pretending like he's an
01:07:06
asshole?
01:07:09
Oh, it's really funny.
01:07:11
Yeah.
01:07:12
Maybe he's not.
01:07:13
Oh, I retract my statement.
01:07:16
He's probably not.
01:07:17
He's probably such a sweetheart and I'm just like shitting on him for no reason.
01:07:20
But I mean, to be fair, I had a 99 % chance of being right.
01:07:27
Yeah.
01:07:29
Oh, hold on.
01:07:31
Oh god.
01:07:33
Who's the one that who's the one that like stole water or something?
01:07:37
I'm not finding anything there.
01:07:38
I just scrolled down and saw that he said that Ronald Reagan was his favorite
01:07:43
president.
01:07:45
That's not ideal.
01:07:47
That's crazy!
01:07:49
Ronald Reagan is the literal devil!
01:07:52
Maybe that's why, maybe he's a conservative and that's why we're not
01:07:56
supposed to like him.
01:07:57
I don't know, yeah, he's registered as an Independent.
01:07:59
He says he's voted for Democratic and Republican candidates.
01:08:04
In April 2020, during the COVID -19 pandemic, he said that President Donald
01:08:09
Trump is handling the pandemic well.
01:08:13
Well, yeah, so I think he's just a little conservative boy.
01:08:19
A little conservative boy.
01:08:22
always are.
01:08:24
Anyways, tune in next week to find out what dirt we uncover on Dennis Quaid.
01:08:34
Leave Cam alone.
01:08:36
Don't ruin him for me.
01:08:39
He's blonde.
01:08:40
He's got enough going against him at this point.
01:08:43
he's so hot in Burlesque.
01:08:45
He is actually very attractive in Burlesque.
01:08:47
It's the guy liner though.
01:08:50
Duh.
01:08:53
Guys, if you want to be hotter, just do a little guy liner.
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It's so easy.
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Paint your nails and do a little guy liner.
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Hot.
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wear any eyeliner, but.
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They should.
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lazy for it, but if you aren't lazy and you want to wear eyeliner, do it.
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It's hot.
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Anyways...
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Alright, well see you next week.
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If you're not already, please like and subscribe.
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Please, please do it.
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And maybe we'll have more inline ratings next week.
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I think it's funny, last week you gave it a 4 .5, I gave it a three this week.
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I gave it a 4 .5, you gave it a three.
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I give something a 4 .5?
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Yeah, Arcadian.
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That movie's really good.
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I'm telling everybody to see that.
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Yeah, you're right though.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Fives all around.
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I'm not getting my hopes up.
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I'm not getting my hopes up.
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It's space!
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Space!
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All right, bye.
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Bye, we'll see you then.
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See ya.