Tusk is a 2014 horror comedy starring Justin Long (Hereditary) and Michael Parks (Kill Bill) about a retired seafarer who dreams of recreating his memory of being lost at sea by mentally and physically conditioning a prisoner into a walrus. Directed by Kevin Smith (Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob).
Epic Meal Time (Harley Morenstein): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDwvqrSi92Q
Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Wu3Bps9ic
Horror News Roundup
👉 Lazareth, starring Ashley Judd, gets a trailer and release date - May 16, 2024: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_kZ6P1Rhz0
👉 Alex Garland retiring from directing (for now/sorta): https://www.indiewire.com/features/interviews/alex-garland-clarifies-claims-retiring-directing-1234970430/
👉 David Bruckner says The Blob remake will honor the original movie’s use of practical effects: https://movieweb.com/the-blob-remake-honor-practical-effects/
👉 Hanky Panky, new horror movie about a talking Top Hat set to take over the world (also features a talking napkin and a p*rn lighting): https://www.gamesradar.com/hanky-panky-trailer-horror-evil-hat/
Next Week
In this episode, we guessed the plot of Arcadian, Nic Cage’s new action/horror coming out Friday, April 12, 2024: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ryW6g_-cwM
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Hello?
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Hi.
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I like how close you get to the microphone when you say hi.
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I just gotta be like way up here.
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Say hello.
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no.
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Oh yeah.
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All right.
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Yeah, happy Tuesday.
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Welcome back to the Killer Cuties Podcast.
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If you're not already, please like and subscribe.
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We would greatly appreciate it.
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Yeah, for real.
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I have some news.
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Okay, kick us off.
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Okay, so I have to get my newscaster voice in.
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So Lazareth is an upcoming thriller starring Ashley Judd.
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It's gotten a release date and its trailer has dropped.
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So two little
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going to be getting a theatrical and VOD release on May 10th.
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And the brief description of the plot says, Lee, played by Ashley Judd, protects
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her orphaned nieces Imogen and Maeve from a self -destructing world, raising them in
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isolation until an outsider threatens their peaceful existence.
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So it sounds kind of interesting.
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And I kind of like Ashley Judd.
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Is she related to Wynonna?
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I know.
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I didn't really know I cared about Ashley Judd until I watched the movie She Said
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and then I was like, oh, I like her because she was in the forefront of taking
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down Harvey Weinstein.
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So yeah, they couldn't get anybody to go on record against him.
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And she was one of the first people who said, I'll do it.
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Yeah, big fan.
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Yeah.
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Slightly less exciting news.
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Alex Garland, who as you know, as we know, has brought us the 28 day series,
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Annihilation, Ex Machina, and the upcoming film Civil War is said to be retiring from
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directing.
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He did an interview with The Guardian about the new movie and said that he said
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this before, that he doesn't like directing, and this time really means it.
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And now I know what you're thinking.
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KD, they just announced the annoyingly named 28 years later.
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How can he retire now?
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Well, he's not retiring from writing.
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It's directing he hates, and Danny Boyle's directing that one.
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F*** you, Danny, you can have the shitty job.
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But no, Alex specifically mentioned that he doesn't like convincing his actors to
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trust him or being in the limelight, or at least that's what it sounds like.
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Which, I get it, I also hate doing exactly what I'm paid to do.
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And I too would quit my job and become a writer if I had the opportunity.
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Yeah, I mean, wouldn't we all?
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But yeah, he has clarified that he's
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necessarily done with directing forever.
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he would come back to it eventually, but he's just taking a leave.
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He doesn't want to do it right now.
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Okay, I don't blame him.
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Yeah, but I loved all the clickbaity headlines of Alex Garland's quitting
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filmmaking.
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Like, there's a lot of elements to filmmaking.
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It's not just directing.
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yeah, he's quitting directing.
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And if you don't think that I'm going to use that as clickbait in our podcast
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episode title, you're crazy because I definitely am.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Clickbait's annoying, but it works.
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We gotcha.
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last bit of news from me.
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David Bruckner, he's directed horror films like The Ritual, The Night House, and The
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Amateur Night Segment of VHS, which we talked about.
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He's set to write and direct the remake of The Blob, and Keith Levine, who is one of
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the producers, recently said in an interview that they're going to be
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honoring the practical effects and the tactile feel of the original.
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So, exciting.
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F*** CGI.
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F*** CGI.
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F*** you.
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We hate it.
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Exciting!
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Another movie that's coming out.
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Do you remember that movie Rubber?
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About a homicidal tire?
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From like 2010?
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Well, I've got one with a similar vibe for you that I'm genuinely elated about.
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I'm so excited.
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I saw the trailer.
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It's called Hanky Panky.
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It's about an evil top hat who's trying to take over the world.
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And...
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the man who's trying to stop the evil top hat because there are men in this movie.
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It's live action.
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He has a sidekick.
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Can you guess what his sidekick is?
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a...
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like a cane.
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a talking napkin.
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Oh.
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Like a kerchief or just a napkin?
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Oh.
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It sounds awful, I can't wait.
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Yeah, all of the characters are named after characters in Cheers.
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And it's inspired by Wet Hot American Summer and Caddyshack, somehow.
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Both of those at the same time.
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And the director said that nobody got paid to make this film.
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Everyone just brought food and drugs and they made a movie.
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And one of the friends shoots p*rn professionally and he brought the
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lighting.
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So at least we know the lighting will be good.
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comes out April 19th.
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I love that.
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Sign me up.
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I'm excited.
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All right, any more news?
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Is that it?
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We did it.
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That concludes our nightly broadcasting of horror news.
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Horror news!
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Alright, let's talk about
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so from IMDB, when a podcaster Wallace travels to Canada to interview someone, he
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winds up meeting a strange man named Howard, who has many stories to tell about
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his past life during his interview.
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Wallace wakes up the next day to find out Howard isn't the person he thought he was,
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as he plans to surgically and mentally turn Wallace into a walrus.
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It's directed and written by Kevin Smith.
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It stars Michael Parks, Justin Long, and Haley Joel Osment.
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It has a 5 .3 out of 10 on IMDB and a 46 % critic score on Rotten Tomatoes.
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You see, if you had told me what this movie was about and you were like...
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Mm -hmm.
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Oh, Kevin Smith wrote and directed it.
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I would not have believed you.
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Oh, Johnny Depp's in it.
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Would not have believed you.
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Oh, Haley Joel Osment basically came out of permanent retirement.
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I would not have believed you.
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If you had told me Justin Long was in it, I would have believed that.
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This movie screams Justin Long, 2010s, 2020s.
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It is an interesting film that that many people said yes to.
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Yeah.
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Insane.
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Um, yeah, but apparently Kevin Smith, did a Twitter poll and said, use hashtag
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WalrusYes or WalrusNo to, see if we want to make this movie.
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And his following said, yes, WalrusYes.
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And it got made.
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Well, the idea came from a post that Kevin saw on Gumtree, which is like the British
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Craigslist, I guess, where literally the same thing happened.
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The beginning happened where a homeowner advertised free lodging in his home if the
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person lodging there would dress up in a realistic walrus suit for an hour or two
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every day.
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I have never, until this movie, seen a realistic walrus suit.
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Well, I could be wrong, but wasn't it a joke?
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Like it was a prank post that someone put up.
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I want to say that it was a prank
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It sounds like one.
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and then the guy who posted it, like Kevin Smith, hired him to be a producer or
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something.
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Oh my God, that's amazing.
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Yeah, let me see.
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The post on Guntree where a homeowner was offering a living situation free of charge
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if a lodger agrees to dress as a walrus was in fact a prank post by a noted
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Brighton poet and prankster Chris Parkinson, a fan of Smith who had hoped to
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get in touch with him.
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Kevin Smith eventually hired Parkinson as a producer.
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Amazing!
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Well...
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so luckily no one was out there actually trying to get someone to dress up as a
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walrus in their home.
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Yeah.
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But also what a strange way to be like, wow, I hope I can get this director's
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attention and also that it worked is wild.
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Yeah.
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Insane.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Kevin Smith's an interesting guy, you know?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Ha!
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It only took them 15 days to shoot the entire movie.
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Yeah, it's a very short amount of time.
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it is.
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And the guy that they hired for special effects, well, they wanted this guy named
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Greg Nicotero, who was kind of known for recreating special effects of older
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movies.
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he constructed a 25 foot replica of Bruce from Jaws, which is really fun.
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Kevin Smith really wanted him to do the special effects, but he was busy with The
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Walking Dead.
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Hmm.
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is like, good for you for being busy with that.
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Yeah, I feel like that's a smarter to stay on that movie.
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But he recommended his friend and former business partner Robert Kurtzman, who
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ended up joining as the special effects guy and made the Walrus suit out of foam
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and polyester.
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Do you think it was, how heavy do you think it was?
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Well, foam isn't heavy.
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Poly isn't really that heavy either.
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Yeah, so it's probably pretty lightweight.
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Yeah, it looked pretty pliable too.
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Yeah, he was moving around inside there pretty easily.
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He goes back in his face.
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yeah, what position was his body in?
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Because it wasn't long enough that his legs were behind him and he was standing
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like he would a sea lion, you know?
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Or I guess a walrus.
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But so like, where his little leggy's tucked in and.
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I guess I thought it was long enough for him to be up on his front arms.
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with his legs straight back.
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That's what I imagined.
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Because if you're curved like that, it's not going to be as long.
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And I don't think Justin's lung is that tall.
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Justin Long Height.
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Tell me, tell me now, 5 '6", I'm guessing.
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Five, nine.
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Sorry, sorry to Justin Long, I underestimated you.
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of give short guy energy a little bit, but.
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He does kind of give short guy energy.
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That's okay.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Short Kings.
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He's not even short.
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He's like a very average.
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He's just an average sized man.
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And I just keep calling him a short king.
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It's fucked up.
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But yeah, I guess that's how I was imagining him in the suit.
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Was just...
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Like Ariel on the rock.
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Just...
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Poised up.
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Yeah, you're probably right.
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He said that he had you know how he's drooling whenever he's in the suit.
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He said yeah so much in a comfortable amount Twofold one the prosthetic makeup
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was really f***ing heavy, but also he held his tongue back the entire time they were
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shooting that Because I mean his tongue was supposed to have been cut out of his
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mouth
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Right, so to mimic the effect of that, I guess?
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Yeah.
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I feel like I could do that and still swallow my spit.
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No, uh, look, look, did you see?
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Watch.
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My tongue's back.
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But your mouth's gotta be open the whole time.
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Your mouth has to be open because his mouth was held open.
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Yeah, but like, you call cut every once in a while.
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It felt like it was one continuous shot.
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Well...
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How much saliva is he producing?
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too much.
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Get that away from me.
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Yeah.
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That's your thing.
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That's not my thing.
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I sent you one meme about it and you won't let it go.
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Well, I mean, that's all it takes.
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And that meme was pretty extreme.
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This is like literally one time, one time ever, I was hanging out with my friend
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T'Airrashay and I had just gotten a soft shell taco at Taco Bell and for two years
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after that she called me Taco Bell Queen.
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I hadn't eaten it again in the two years that she called me that.
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But the one time was enough that I was Taco Bell Queen and that's what's
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happening here.
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So there's so many things that I talk about.
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Constantly.
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Base my identity off of that, please.
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much more fun to base your identity off of.
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one spit meme that I sent my friend in confidence.
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left a lasting impression.
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Uhhh...
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It was a good one.
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I'm not even that into it.
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Anyways.
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Yeah, back to the, okay, so the guy, he wanted him because he did the Jaws thing,
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which I think is funny because there's a Jaws reference in the film when Howard
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describes the size of the Great White Shark over T, he uses the exact line that
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Quint does in Jaws, which is 25 feet got three tons on him.
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And then also this movie was supposed to be the first in a trilogy.
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Mm -hmm.
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And the second one is called Yoga Hosers, which features the two cashiers played by
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Harley Quinn Smith and Lily Rose Depp, which if you didn't know, that's Kevin
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Smith and Johnny Depp's daughters.
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So they play the two clerks in this, and that's a spinoff with them.
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And then the third installment was supposed to be called Moose Jaws, which
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they described as Jaws but with a moose.
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Yeah, that checks out.
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That movie comes out this year, supposedly.
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Yeah, that's what I saw, but I can't find anything else really confirming anything.
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So who knows?
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I don't know.
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It's been in development for a long time because I feel like.
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They talked about this for a while.
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Yeah, 2016 is when Yoga Hosers came out.
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Yeah, and I remember them saying, oh, it's going to be a trilogy when that came out.
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I'll be honest, I never watched that one.
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near.
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I would assume.
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I would watch Moose Jaws though.
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I'd watch that shit out of Moose Jaws.
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Jaws does sound more appealing to me if I'm being honest.
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Yeah, that sounds real dumb in a fun way.
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So I would watch that.
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fun.
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Speaking of Lily Rose Depp, this was her debut.
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Her acting debut.
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And her dad wasn't even supposed to be cast in this.
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Well...
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Oh no, I'm so glad he was.
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Quentin Tarantino turned down the role, the same role.
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Although he said he liked the script, he mistakenly thought that he was being
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offered the role of the walrus, so he said no.
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So it could have very well been him, had he...
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read the offer correctly.
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Loser.
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Yeah, it's like it was almost a guy I hate and then they cast a guy I hate even more.
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So it's like, oh man.
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I...
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and Johnny Depp's not even credited.
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He did a shit f***ing job, dude.
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I'm sorry.
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That was terrible.
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It was like...
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the same character he plays in every movie.
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And it only worked one time in Pirates of the Caribbean and it never worked any
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other time.
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Yeah.
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I don't get it.
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God, I just, I hate that man so much.
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But I just think this movie's already not to give too much away about our ratings of
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it, but it's already a pretty weak premise that you're stretching for that long.
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And so it's like, this movie's already kind of like, okay.
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And then he comes in and it's just terrible after that.
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It's like, oh my God, this guy.
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How did this get worse?
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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hated the first half of the movie.
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I hated it until he showed up because it was, well, but not because of him.
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I didn't enjoy it more because he showed up.
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It was taking itself way too seriously at the beginning.
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It wasn't funny.
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It was just too serious.
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Had they leaned into the like kitschy, campy humor in the first half of the
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movie, I would have enjoyed it a lot.
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See, I almost feel like the beginning was funnier.
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Because when he's going through the border patrol and the agent is like, you can't
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say Hitler in an airport, stuff like that, that was funny.
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And then I feel like it kind of lost the humor and then it kind of picked it up
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again or tried to.
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I don't think it even knew what tone it was going for, if I'm being honest.
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It was very inconsistent in terms of.
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Is this a comedy?
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Is this taking itself seriously?
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What are we doing here?
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Yeah.
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felt more consistent and I think that was why I enjoyed it more than the first half.
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The first half was just a f***ing like what is happening, but you are right.
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The scene with Harley Morinstein is really f***ing funny and I love him from Epic
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Meal Time.
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Okay, see, I don't think, I don't know if I've ever seen him in anything.
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He's not, I mean, he's not an actor, he's an internet personality.
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So I'm not surprised.
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Haven't you ever seen Epic Meal Time?
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Have you ever seen Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time?
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That sounds like you just made that up right now.
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It's like you just like added words to the Epic Meal Time.
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No, Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime is the like, it's making fun of Epic
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Mealtime, but it's a bunch of Swedish people and they're just making like
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regular stuff instead of epic stuff.
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Okay.
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But yeah, every time I see a rainbow to this day, I think gay bacon strips, gay
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bacon strips, gay bacon strips.
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That's an epic meal time.
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That'll be for the Epic Mealtime fans out there.
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Yeah, I'm looking through his,
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IMDB page and I don't, I've seen him in Tusk and then I guess I have seen him in,
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there's a movie called Holidays, which is a horror anthology of all the different
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holidays.
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We'll watch it eventually.
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But Kevin Smith directs a segment and he is in it, so that makes sense.
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It is, it's checking out.
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Kevin Smith is one of those people that likes to work with the same people again.
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Yeah, Recycles his cast for sure.
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I mean, it's the same three people in this trilogy of basically unrelated movies.
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Yeah, it's a lot of the same cast.
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Also, when they're in the gas station, they're talking to the clerks.
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One of them makes a Degrassi high reference.
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And I love that because I am a Degrassi fan.
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But Kevin Smith is as well.
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He loves Degrassi and he was in a couple of episodes and he was in the Degrassi TV
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movie Degrassi Goes Hollywood.
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So.
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Wow, I didn't realize that Degrassi was such a...
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world -built ecosystem.
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Okay, well that's on you because that show has spanned decades and it's one of the
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greatest teen shows of all time.
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That's what I hear.
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I've seen one episode.
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What episode?
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greenhouse episode.
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Oh, I think that that was after I stopped watching it.
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I think we've talked about this.
00:22:26
Yeah.
00:22:27
Yeah, I stopped watching around the Eli Claire era.
00:22:32
You don't know this.
00:22:33
They know.
00:22:34
But yeah, as soon as they were like, oh, Eli's a hoarder, I was like, we've
00:22:38
covered, we've covered everything.
00:22:39
I'm good.
00:22:40
I think we've covered every topic that teens can cover and I'm okay if I step out
00:22:47
now.
00:22:49
The man.
00:22:50
That show was fire.
00:22:52
It was so f***ing good.
00:22:55
I'll just have to take your word for it.
00:22:57
Let's watch every episode together.
00:23:01
How many are there?
00:23:03
How many are there?
00:23:05
Well, there was so it started in the 80s and then they picked it back up.
00:23:10
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:12
It spans decades.
00:23:15
Yes.
00:23:19
Which is why I thought it was so funny, because he did an interview with Alexa
00:23:23
Chung back when she had a TV show, when he first went into music and she was like,
00:23:30
oh.
00:23:32
Drake's not your real name though, right?
00:23:33
That's your middle name.
00:23:34
That's what you go by.
00:23:35
And he's like, yeah, but I don't, I don't say my full name because you know, they're
00:23:40
stalkers and stuff out there.
00:23:44
I was like, Aubrey Graham, you have been on Degrassi!
00:23:46
We have seen your name in the credits every f***ing week, babe!
00:23:49
Like, what are you talking about?
00:23:50
We know who you are!
00:23:53
He really thought Americans didn't watch Degrassi.
00:23:55
That's crazy.
00:23:58
Also, as if we can't find him knowing his middle name's Drake.
00:24:04
You can just search Drake's real name.
00:24:06
Yeah, you can't have your name on the credits of a TV show every f***ing week
00:24:10
and then expect people not to figure out who you are.
00:24:15
That's dolu -lu, babe.
00:24:16
of the most famous musicians...
00:24:20
ever.
00:24:22
Well, that was, so this was when he first started, he was not, it was when his first
00:24:28
song became popular.
00:24:29
So it wasn't now.
00:24:31
yeah, I mean, he was, he's obviously not that concerned about it now, or else he
00:24:35
would have stopped putting out music so that he didn't become any more famous.
00:24:37
Whatever, Drake.
00:24:39
do you want to start a Degrassi podcast?
00:24:42
Yeah, we can do the same thing.
00:24:43
You've seen every episode and I've seen none of them.
00:24:46
We could do a spin -off.
00:24:49
to have a Degrassi podcast.
00:24:53
I think I've told you this.
00:24:55
Yeah.
00:24:56
There were like only three, I think.
00:24:59
We didn't make it too far.
00:25:01
Sad.
00:25:03
Fake fans.
00:25:04
but.
00:25:06
We'll do a Killer Cuties podcast.
00:25:07
Once we hit our 100th subscriber, we'll do a Killer Cuties podcast spin -off called
00:25:14
Killer High School Students Podcast.
00:25:20
and we'll watch Degrassi all of it.
00:25:23
Don't get my hopes up.
00:25:26
I'll do it.
00:25:26
I'll do anything for 100 subscribers.
00:25:29
You haven't even finished watching Teen Wolf.
00:25:32
I'm just making kd watch all my teen shows that I like.
00:25:36
I'm getting there.
00:25:37
I'm getting there.
00:25:38
See, I didn't have teen shows.
00:25:40
I didn't watch TV.
00:25:41
Well, that's not true.
00:25:42
I watched Dragon Ball Z and Yu -Gi -Oh!
00:25:46
That's it.
00:25:48
Yeah, and The Crocodile Hunter.
00:25:52
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah.
00:25:54
Obviously.
00:25:57
and Jeff Corwin.
00:26:01
That's it.
00:26:02
That's really it.
00:26:02
That's all.
00:26:03
Just those four.
00:26:06
Alright, well it's never too late, you know?
00:26:08
Yeah.
00:26:09
Let's go have my teen era now, I guess.
00:26:12
Perfect.
00:26:13
Can't wait.
00:26:14
Mm -hmm.
00:26:16
teen and horror era.
00:26:18
It's all you need.
00:26:19
Yeah, they go hand in hand.
00:26:22
They really do.
00:26:26
What are we talking about?
00:26:28
Oh shit, Tusk I think.
00:26:31
Tusk.
00:26:32
two more little special appearances.
00:26:35
Kevin Smith's wife is in the movie.
00:26:39
She makes a little cameo as the diner waitress.
00:26:42
And then Kevin Smith's dog is also in the movie in a framed photograph in Allie's
00:26:49
room.
00:26:52
Yeah.
00:26:54
I do like that.
00:26:55
I would also hide photos of my dog in a movie if I had a dog or a movie.
00:27:03
I just got flashbacks of that episode of Fairly Oddparents.
00:27:09
Here's where I'd put my trophy if I had one.
00:27:13
That's me with my dogs in my movies.
00:27:17
Yeah.
00:27:18
work.
00:27:18
I'll make a meme out of that.
00:27:20
Somebody hasn't given me something.
00:27:22
This is where I put my press release review.
00:27:24
If I had one.
00:27:25
I love that.
00:27:28
Yeah.
00:27:29
do the Dinkleberg meme all the time.
00:27:32
Okay.
00:27:33
Somebody's like, oh, I'm just waiting on this person to get you your press release
00:27:36
review.
00:27:37
I'll be like, Dinkleberg this person.
00:27:42
Anyway.
00:27:43
Big fan of the Fairly OddParents reference.
00:27:49
According to Kevin
00:27:50
most of the budget was used to obtain the rights to use the song Tusk by Fleetwood
00:27:55
Mac.
00:27:56
That's my favorite fact.
00:27:59
It is a good one, because I too would spend my movie's budget on a Fleetwood Mac
00:28:03
song.
00:28:04
Yeah, I literally thought about that too.
00:28:06
I was like, oh my God, I wonder how much they paid to have this included.
00:28:11
I didn't think it would be their entire budget, but I was wondering how much it
00:28:15
cost.
00:28:16
Ooh.
00:28:17
Not cheap.
00:28:19
What was the budget?
00:28:21
Ah!
00:28:22
million.
00:28:24
Okay.
00:28:25
So it costs at least 1 .5 million, 1 .51 million.
00:28:34
I As it should.
00:28:36
Fleetwood Mac knows their worth.
00:28:39
Yeah.
00:28:41
That movie's not about walruses.
00:28:43
I mean, song.
00:28:46
No, this song is not about what we're says.
00:28:51
Um, great.
00:28:54
It has nothing to do with tusks.
00:28:55
It just says the word Tusks and that's literally it.
00:28:58
Well, that was enough.
00:29:02
That's all they needed.
00:29:03
Should we rate it or?
00:29:05
Oh, I mean, I have more facts if you want to do that or we can rate it.
00:29:10
Oh, okay.
00:29:11
So Howard's character says that he was a duplessis orphan.
00:29:16
And he goes on to explain that that was basically a group of orphans that the
00:29:22
state would declare as mentally ill so that they could put them.
00:29:28
in psychiatric units and get money off of that instead of finding them homes.
00:29:33
And that's a real thing.
00:29:35
That is historically accurate.
00:29:36
And it is named after the PM, I think, that basically allowed that to happen.
00:29:47
That's crazy.
00:29:49
Yeah, you know, every day I think on American history and think, wow, we did
00:29:56
some really fucked up shit.
00:29:59
Canada too.
00:30:00
Canada has all really fucked up shit.
00:30:04
Yeah Canada!
00:30:05
You guys aren't...
00:30:07
all smiles and maple syrup, are you?
00:30:10
Yeah, or apologies.
00:30:12
Haven't heard you apologize for the duplessis orphans.
00:30:15
Yeah, where's the duplessis orphan apology?
00:30:21
Canada.
00:30:25
I do like the line in the movie though where he's like, no Americans invented
00:30:29
sadness.
00:30:34
That was really funny.
00:30:35
It's right there behind the flag.
00:30:39
A white wall.
00:30:42
And I did really enjoy, you can't say Hitler in airport comment, that one.
00:30:47
That one had to settle on me.
00:30:52
It took me a while, way too long to start laughing at that one, but once it got me,
00:30:59
man, did it get me.
00:31:02
What is it?
00:31:03
It reminds me so much.
00:31:04
It's like, it's, I feel like they definitely took that from Meet the
00:31:07
Parents, right?
00:31:09
Where he's like, you can't say bomb on an airplane.
00:31:11
Like, what are you gonna do?
00:31:12
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb.
00:31:18
I feel like they've borrowed that joke, but I don't care because it's still funny.
00:31:22
But it's funny because you can't say bomb in an airport.
00:31:25
You can say Hitler in an airport.
00:31:28
That's why it's funny.
00:31:31
Yeah, 100%.
00:31:33
gosh.
00:31:36
god.
00:31:39
Yeah, Harley -Morenstein should act more.
00:31:43
He's incredible.
00:31:44
I thoroughly, I think that exchange was my favorite part of the entire movie, so...
00:31:50
Would definitely see him in more.
00:31:54
A great one.
00:31:55
You could watch Epic Meal Time.
00:31:58
Meh.
00:31:59
I could.
00:32:00
You could.
00:32:00
I prefer Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime.
00:32:04
Okay, yeah.
00:32:06
for Swedish ladies.
00:32:08
Cool.
00:32:11
Anyway.
00:32:11
Um, last fun fact I have.
00:32:16
Okay, and then I have one.
00:32:18
Okay, they have the whole kill Bill kid sketch at the beginning, right?
00:32:22
Where this kid cuts off his leg with a katana.
00:32:24
And that was obviously based on the Star Wars kid, which was a viral meme.
00:32:30
He did not, it's like, no, no, he didn't.
00:32:36
He just kind of became the subject of a lot of ridicule.
00:32:41
But fun fact, Michael Parks, who plays Howard Howe,
00:32:46
was in both of the Kill Bill films.
00:32:51
Yeah.
00:32:53
So that's kind of fun.
00:32:55
Kevin Smith said he's the best thespian he has ever worked with.
00:33:00
Wow.
00:33:01
And he also, this is my fun fact, wrote this movie specifically for Michael Parks
00:33:07
to play Howard Howe.
00:33:09
He said, had Michael turned down the role, the film would not have been made.
00:33:15
Damn.
00:33:17
So it's Michael Parks' fault.
00:33:20
Just kidding, just kidding.
00:33:23
too much trouble.
00:33:23
He died like the year that this came out.
00:33:26
I know, rest in peace.
00:33:31
All right, should we rate?
00:33:34
Let's rate it.
00:33:37
How sexy did you think it was?
00:33:42
It's been 67 episodes and you still don't know what order we're doing it to you.
00:33:49
It's not sexy first?
00:33:51
Oh, it's scary first.
00:33:54
Well, let's shake it up.
00:33:58
Okay.
00:33:59
sexy did you think it was?
00:34:01
One, no.
00:34:03
Absolutely not.
00:34:06
No.
00:34:09
I'm already mad about whatever answer you give.
00:34:14
Go ahead.
00:34:17
I mean, I give it 1 .5.
00:34:20
For what?
00:34:21
kd, for what?
00:34:22
don't know.
00:34:24
The tone, I guess.
00:34:29
It was kind of funny and like quirky and...sassy, you know?
00:34:36
What?
00:34:38
Nothing.
00:34:44
It wasn't like not sexy.
00:34:47
It no, it absolutely wasn't.
00:34:52
But it also wasn't sexy.
00:34:54
But it wasn't a one.
00:34:56
You know?
00:34:56
It was a 1 .5.
00:34:59
Something about it.
00:35:04
I don't know what to tell you.
00:35:06
I wish you did.
00:35:08
I just.
00:35:09
I don't know, it wasn't a one.
00:35:12
Was it the walrus?
00:35:14
You can be honest, this is a safe space.
00:35:16
I'll take my judgment face off.
00:35:18
I don't think so.
00:35:19
I'm pretty sure it was not the walrus.
00:35:22
Great.
00:35:24
Was it Howard?
00:35:28
Maybe?
00:35:31
Okay.
00:35:32
been like the whole like old man in the sea thing.
00:35:36
Okay, the sailor aspect.
00:35:39
sailor vibe.
00:35:41
Yeah, it might've been the sailor thing.
00:35:44
Okay.
00:35:45
See, that makes me feel better that we can, I like to pinpoint it because that
00:35:50
lets me know if I still want to be your friend or not.
00:35:54
if it was the walrus
00:35:56
We might have to have a talk, yeah.
00:35:58
That would...
00:36:00
I'm pretty open and accepting, but if you found Wallace the Walrus attractive, that
00:36:10
would be a crazy take.
00:36:12
I did not.
00:36:14
Love that for both of us.
00:36:16
I did not find Walrus Howard to be attractive either.
00:36:20
Yeah, the stash was not it.
00:36:23
I didn't like how it was like his face in the base, you know?
00:36:31
You didn't like that you could still see Justin Long?
00:36:34
No, Justin Long you could barely see.
00:36:36
Like if I had just seen that walrus, I wouldn't have been like, oh, that's Justin
00:36:40
Long.
00:36:41
I only knew it was him because I knew it was him.
00:36:45
Okay.
00:36:46
You know what I mean?
00:36:47
But I didn't like that the Howard walrus was like actually Howard's face on a
00:36:53
walrus.
00:36:55
That was uncomfortable.
00:36:57
Yeah, well, I think that's the point.
00:37:01
Yeah.
00:37:03
Anyway.
00:37:05
How scary did you think it was?
00:37:10
Great.
00:37:11
Am I, I might have said 1 .5?
00:37:15
Okay.
00:37:16
had the tone from the beginning of the movie like carried through the entire
00:37:20
movie because it was a little more serious and then
00:37:25
and then it wasn't.
00:37:26
Yeah.
00:37:27
So, a one.
00:37:29
What about you?
00:37:31
I also gave it a 1.
00:37:34
I just think, you know, there's a lot of feelings that you have when you watch this
00:37:37
movie.
00:37:37
I don't think Scared's one of them.
00:37:41
No.
00:37:44
There aren't many feelings.
00:37:46
No, there's like a few key feelings.
00:37:50
Yeah.
00:37:54
Yeah.
00:37:55
Yeah.
00:37:56
How fucked up did you think it was?
00:38:01
was hovering between a 2 .5 and a 3.
00:38:05
Because I'm gonna give it points for creativity.
00:38:08
That's fucked up.
00:38:10
You don't see a guy getting turned into a walrus a lot.
00:38:15
And I don't wanna wake up.
00:38:17
With my leg gone and being turned into a walrus.
00:38:20
I think I think it's a 2 .5 I think if they would have shown more of his actual
00:38:26
like transition it would have been maybe higher but But yeah, I mean I'm gonna give
00:38:32
it points for being something that's fucked up that I've never seen before
00:38:38
Yeah, and probably never will again.
00:38:41
One can hope.
00:38:45
What about you?
00:38:47
I gave it a 3 .5.
00:38:49
Yeah.
00:38:50
Pretty high up there.
00:38:52
It's pretty fucked up.
00:38:54
That's kind of the point of it.
00:38:56
Yeah, I was like genuinely queasy watching it.
00:39:01
Yeah, you sent me a Snapchat that you were trying to eat while you were watching it.
00:39:05
was eating a tuna sandwich.
00:39:13
Yeah.
00:39:15
Yeah, I didn't think that one through.
00:39:19
It was the sight of the mackerel that did it for me.
00:39:22
I was like, oh my God, you know what sounds really good a tuna sandwich?
00:39:25
And so I paused it and I was like, okay, I'm gonna go and get a sandwich.
00:39:28
And then I brought it back.
00:39:31
No.
00:39:36
I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:39:38
Thanks.
00:39:46
Yeah.
00:39:50
Hahaha!
00:39:55
Mm.
00:40:00
Mmm.
00:40:02
Yeah.
00:40:03
Yeah, it's, yeah, I mean, it's, it's not a comfortable movie.
00:40:15
But that's the point.
00:40:18
Overall, what did you give it?
00:40:25
I gave it a three.
00:40:28
Wow!
00:40:30
Okay.
00:40:31
I didn't hate it.
00:40:33
Mm -hmm.
00:40:34
I did not love it.
00:40:38
But I would watch it again, because it was really f***ing weird, and I kinda like
00:40:44
that.
00:40:46
Yeah.
00:40:46
And it was extremely unexpected, even though the poster literally gives it away
00:40:53
in hindsight.
00:40:55
Yeah.
00:40:57
I mean, I could watch the whole thing because they didn't show any of the bone
00:41:02
stuff.
00:41:03
Had they shown any of the bone stuff a little bit worse, it would have been worse
00:41:06
for me.
00:41:08
But I don't know, it was like, I don't know.
00:41:10
It just, it did something for me.
00:41:13
And I did think it was funny.
00:41:14
There were a lot of times where I was laughing out loud or like what the fuck is
00:41:17
happening.
00:41:18
Yeah.
00:41:19
Yeah.
00:41:20
What did you give it?
00:41:22
I gave it a 2.
00:41:25
I don't like it as much as you do, but I still think it's one of those movies that
00:41:31
I'm like, I'm going to suggest people watch it because what the fuck?
00:41:36
You're not going to see a movie like that anywhere else.
00:41:41
But yeah, I do have issues with the tone not being consistent.
00:41:45
I do think it's a pretty weak premise to stretch for an hour and a half, however
00:41:50
long the runtime is.
00:41:52
Um, hour 45, that's even longer.
00:41:56
I think if they had spent more time on him actually turning him into this walrus, I
00:42:04
might've liked it a little bit better.
00:42:06
But honestly, they should have just cut Johnny Depp's entire thing.
00:42:08
That was unwatchable.
00:42:11
That was so bad.
00:42:13
And that honestly drops it like a whole point.
00:42:16
I think that made it so bad.
00:42:20
Mm -hmm.
00:42:21
And I know I hate him, but that has nothing to do with it.
00:42:23
Like it genuinely is not good.
00:42:27
He's, it's very, it's a very bad performance.
00:42:30
It's a, it's just awful to watch.
00:42:34
So yeah.
00:42:37
He just recycles it and it has never worked.
00:42:40
I don't get it.
00:42:43
don't either, but what are you gonna do?
00:42:46
Yeah, but where else are you gonna see Justin Long getting turned into a walrus,
00:42:49
so?
00:42:49
I gotta give it some points for that because it is kind of funny.
00:42:54
Yeah.
00:42:56
and unique.
00:42:57
Yep.
00:42:59
It's funny that you say that you still recommend this movie because I messaged
00:43:02
someone, a coworker, and I was like, hey, have you ever seen this movie, Tusk?
00:43:07
And she's like, no, I don't think I have.
00:43:08
And I was like, well, you would know if you had.
00:43:12
And then I said, well, I don't know that I would really recommend that you watch it.
00:43:19
I just really wanted somebody to talk about it.
00:43:24
Yeah, that's fair.
00:43:25
I wouldn't recommend this to everybody.
00:43:28
But yeah, if I had a friend who wanted to get into horror movies after they watched
00:43:34
some, I'd be like, you know, it would be kind of funny if you watched Tusk.
00:43:40
Because I stand by the fact that if I have to see it, I think my friend should have
00:43:44
to too.
00:43:45
Fair?
00:43:46
Thank you.
00:43:47
Mm -hmm.
00:43:49
would you survive?
00:43:52
Um, I don't know because funny enough, we are podcasters and this movie is about
00:44:01
podcasters.
00:44:02
And I'm the kind of bitch who would go looking for a story if there I knew there
00:44:06
was one.
00:44:08
So I think I'm going to Howard Howe's house.
00:44:16
You know?
00:44:18
Of the two of us, yeah, I think you would go.
00:44:20
I would not.
00:44:22
Yeah.
00:44:24
about his seafaring time?
00:44:27
Oh my god, and then he tells me about, seriously, and he tells me about the
00:44:30
walrus that saved him?
00:44:31
I would be begging for him to turn me into a walrus.
00:44:35
You'd get drawn in so fast.
00:44:37
But here's the f***ing thing.
00:44:39
Justin Long lives.
00:44:41
He doesn't die.
00:44:43
So you'd be little Walrus kd, and I'd be feeding you mackerels in the sanctuary.
00:44:50
I don't think that's a bad way to live.
00:44:53
I do, but as long as you're happy.
00:44:56
I'd be happy with that.
00:44:59
Okay.
00:45:00
walrus, feed me raw fish.
00:45:02
It's basically what I am now.
00:45:07
Not much different than -
00:45:11
I just eat sushi all the time.
00:45:14
So I gotta pick the bones out.
00:45:15
do stuff.
00:45:18
You love doing stuff.
00:45:20
sleep, lay down.
00:45:23
than anyone I've ever met.
00:45:24
You're always doing stuff.
00:45:26
It's crazy how much stuff you do.
00:45:29
I'm conditioned to be a walrus, I don't need to do those things.
00:45:32
And I wouldn't have to work.
00:45:36
Yeah, that'd be nice.
00:45:37
stuff to forget that I have to work the next day.
00:45:42
we all?
00:45:44
Yeah.
00:45:46
I'm telling you, this movie has one of the better outcomes.
00:45:49
It gave him pain pills, like it wasn't like painful.
00:45:55
I'm into it.
00:45:56
I don't know how many people would agree with you, but I'm glad that you see it as
00:46:01
a positive.
00:46:03
No, I don't think a lot of people want to turn into what he turned into in the end.
00:46:07
I don't think a lot of people want to be a human Walrus.
00:46:12
Can I just say that the second that they showed the like wild animal sanctuary, I
00:46:19
lost my f***ing mind.
00:46:20
I was like, this is the dumbest movie I've ever seen in my entire life, but it was so
00:46:24
f***ing funny.
00:46:26
Yeah.
00:46:27
Anyway, they just like pan up to it.
00:46:29
Anyway, would you survive?
00:46:32
Yeah.
00:46:34
Because only Howard dies as a human, because I'm definitely the Teddy in this
00:46:40
situation.
00:46:40
I'm not going to a stranger's house ever, let alone.
00:46:49
Is your girlfriend hot?
00:46:51
No, I would not do that aspect of it.
00:46:55
I saw a TikTok recently that I think described me very well, which was this
00:46:59
girl saying that she talks about her friends, partners, as if they're like,
00:47:06
mainly boyfriends, as if they're like, elderly people.
00:47:12
Like she'll be like, oh my God, yeah, he was really with it.
00:47:16
Justin made a joke and it wasn't offensive at all.
00:47:18
It was really funny.
00:47:20
And I think that's kind of, yeah.
00:47:23
I just.
00:47:26
They're just not sexual beings to me.
00:47:28
When my friends are with them, I'm like, you're just, you're an elderly person that
00:47:33
I'm so proud of for making a non -offensive joke.
00:47:40
Okay, fair.
00:47:41
Well, you'll just bring me mackerel once a year on the anniversary of my walrushood.
00:47:48
Once a year?
00:47:51
Well, that's what they did.
00:47:52
They came out on the anniversary.
00:47:56
Yeah, you don't think I would visit you more often?
00:47:58
Honestly, actually, I'm not sure I would.
00:48:01
That'd be really depressing.
00:48:04
Just going in.
00:48:07
seeing you as a mutilated little walrus.
00:48:10
I mean, I hope at the very least you would advocate for a better environment for me
00:48:14
to live in.
00:48:14
Like a San Diego Zoo kind of environment.
00:48:17
yeah, he was not in a great enclosure.
00:48:20
I would definitely advocate for you to have.
00:48:22
the best walrus enclosure you've ever seen.
00:48:26
Mm -hmm.
00:48:27
That makes me feel better.
00:48:29
See, it's, I mean, it's not a bad ending for little Justin.
00:48:36
I'm happy.
00:48:38
Great.
00:48:41
next week we have another new movie.
00:48:43
Do you want to predict the plot?
00:48:46
It's called Arcadian, starring Nick Cage.
00:48:49
Nicolas Cage.
00:48:51
Nicolas Cage!
00:48:53
He's gonna steal the Arcadian of Independence!
00:48:56
The Decor -cadian of Independence.
00:49:01
Yeah, okay.
00:49:02
All right.
00:49:02
I'm excited for this one.
00:49:04
Specifically because it's got Nic Cage.
00:49:06
I don't know anything about it except that he is a psychiatrist.
00:49:17
traveling with his son and his son's cousin, so his nephew.
00:49:22
His son and his nephew he's traveling with.
00:49:25
And they're going on a camping trip.
00:49:31
Okay.
00:49:31
And on the camping trip, their tire blows out on the side of the road.
00:49:37
They're in like the Pacific Northwest area, like Twilight area.
00:49:41
Oh yeah, forks.
00:49:44
their tire blows out and they have to hobble over to the side of the road, they
00:49:48
get out of the car, and as they're trying to change the tire, they hear this noise
00:49:53
behind them.
00:49:55
And they're like, I think somebody's watching us.
00:49:59
And so the cousin goes to explore.
00:50:02
Idiot.
00:50:03
He's abducted by an alien.
00:50:09
What?
00:50:10
Yeah, and the race of aliens is called Arcadians.
00:50:14
Right?
00:50:14
Is that what the movie's called?
00:50:15
Arcadian.
00:50:17
Yeah, it's the Arcadian race.
00:50:20
So the cousin's kidnapped.
00:50:23
And the dad, Nic Cage, and the son are like, oh my God, he just got abducted.
00:50:31
Well, because he saw, they saw him get abducted, they're not allowed to escape.
00:50:38
So now the aliens are hot on their trails and they have to try to escape the aliens.
00:50:43
And luckily they do somehow.
00:50:47
Okay.
00:50:50
That's Arcadian.
00:50:52
That's the end.
00:50:56
Only the dad and the son make it out.
00:50:59
Okay, cousin is...
00:51:02
Oh yeah, the cousin's dead.
00:51:04
He got probed.
00:51:11
I don't think we watched the same trailer, but okay.
00:51:14
I don't remember the trailer at all.
00:51:16
I feel like I watched it.
00:51:17
I did watch the trailer.
00:51:21
Yeah, because we linked it.
00:51:22
We linked to it in our episode on Cube.
00:51:26
I'm pretty sure I watched it, or maybe I just took the link.
00:51:29
Maybe.
00:51:32
I really hope it's an alien movie.
00:51:33
mean, I can't really tell you anything because I don't know, and I don't know
00:51:36
fully what it's about either.
00:51:37
You could be right.
00:51:38
should have done it.
00:51:40
Guessed it.
00:51:42
I always do the new movies.
00:51:44
I guess you do every other.
00:51:47
do all the other ones.
00:51:51
We do one new movie a month.
00:51:54
true, yeah.
00:51:55
I got a vibe that it was more, I'll do a little tiny prediction.
00:51:59
I think it, my vibe was more that it's like almost like a post -apocalyptic type
00:52:05
setting.
00:52:06
Like the world's kind of like collapsing.
00:52:09
And I thought it was him and his two sons.
00:52:11
I didn't know that there were, I wasn't in the impression they were both his
00:52:14
children, but it's him and them.
00:52:17
And then they're like out in this remote cabin out in the woods, like trying to
00:52:22
survive.
00:52:23
And then.
00:52:24
There's things that attack at night?
00:52:26
Aliens?
00:52:28
Arcadians?
00:52:30
yeah, I don't know if it's that or like humans that have succumbed to whatever the
00:52:35
end of the world is like, you know, I don't know.
00:52:38
I don't know.
00:52:40
They looked kind of like furry.
00:52:43
Oh.
00:52:45
Oh.
00:52:47
a werewolf or like a creature thing or I don't know, but there's something.
00:52:51
It could be aliens for sure.
00:52:54
See, I don't think that there's hairy aliens.
00:52:56
I don't think aliens have hair.
00:52:58
Aliens can absolutely be hairy.
00:53:01
No, I think that they're not mammals.
00:53:03
No, they can be hairy.
00:53:06
Attack the block.
00:53:08
Okay, that's one.
00:53:12
That doesn't count.
00:53:13
for.
00:53:14
Yes, it does.
00:53:18
All of the good aliens?
00:53:20
All the good aliens are scaly?
00:53:22
First of all, shut the fuck up, because I don't even think you've seen Attack the
00:53:25
Block.
00:53:25
That's a fantastic film.
00:53:28
Okay, well, we should watch it, because it's really good.
00:53:31
It's funny, and it stars John Boyega.
00:53:38
Yeah, everybody does.
00:53:40
Anyways.
00:53:44
Anyways, I think that they get sick of living out there and being scared for
00:53:49
their lives all the time, so they decide to fight back.
00:53:51
And that's the premise.
00:53:53
Okay.
00:53:54
See, I think definitely one of the kids dies and that's why I was like, oh, it's a
00:53:58
cousin.
00:53:59
Because generally you wouldn't kill off the kid of the main character, but I mean,
00:54:02
maybe.
00:54:03
They did it in Avatar.
00:54:06
Well, if they did it in Avatar.
00:54:09
It's fair game in Arcadian.
00:54:11
Yep.
00:54:13
I'm excited though.
00:54:14
Me too.
00:54:16
Nice, can't wait.
00:54:18
Me neither.
00:54:26
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00:54:33
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00:54:36
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00:54:40
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00:54:41
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00:54:44
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00:54:45
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00:54:50
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00:54:51
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00:54:54
I do what I'm told.
00:54:55
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00:55:00
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00:55:04
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00:55:06
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00:55:09
fuck me up any more than a three.
00:55:13
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00:55:15
Get crazy.
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00:55:17
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00:55:17
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00:55:18
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