64. The Final Girls | Classic horror comedy review | Why we’re boycotting Late Night with the Devil | The Poohniverse is coming
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64. The Final Girls | Classic horror comedy review | Why we’re boycotting Late Night with the Devil | The Poohniverse is coming

This week, we’re chatting about the 2015 horror comedy The Final Girls, starring Taissa Farmiga (American Horror Story), Malin Åkerman (Watchmen), Nina Dobrev (The Vampire Diaries), Adam DeVine (Pitch Perfect), Alexander Ludwig (The Hunger Games), and Thomas Middleditch – a star studded cast! The movie pokes fun at horror tropes (Friday the 13th) and has a surprisingly emotional core.

Horror News Roundup

👉 Late Night with the Devil AI art controversy explained: https://mashable.com/article/late-night-with-the-devil-ai-images

👉 Mike Flannigan confirms Haunting of Hill House red room rumor on TikTok: https://sg.news.yahoo.com/haunting-hill-houses-creator-just-123116813.html

👉 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice teaser trailer released featuring Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, Jenna Ortega, and Catherine O’Hara: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6yDanmWI1E

👉 Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey team creating an ‘Avengers-like’ multiverse called “Poohniverse”: https://variety.com/2024/film/global/poohniverse-monsters-assemble-winnie-the-pooh-blood-honey-crossover-horror-1235943425/

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Hello?

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Hello, happy Tuesday.

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Oh, you beat me to it.

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Oh, sniped it right out from under you.

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I know, I wanted to feel special this time.

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Yeah, well, there you go.

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Welcome back to Killer Cuties Podcast.

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That's us.

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It is.

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We've got lots of news.

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Horror news.

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Yeah.

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As a behind the scenes, it's been a few weeks since we filmed.

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So there were some news that we had to catch up on.

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start.

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It was confirmed that Neve Campbell, Neve Campbell?

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Neve Campbell.

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Neve?

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She's coming back.

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She's returning for Scream 7 which I feel like I knew was coming.

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I feel like they had to because they fucked it up so bad, right?

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That I think their only option was offering her a shit ton of money to come

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back.

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But it still hurt.

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I'm really disappointed in her, if I'm being honest.

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I wish that she would have just let them fall flat on their f*cking faces because

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that's what they deserve.

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Yeah.

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Also spoiler alert that she's able to come back.

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Oh, to you.

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For you.

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If it helps- I mean, we did discuss, though, in our episode on Scream that it

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was Wes Craven's wish that Sidney never dies.

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So.

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Oh, okay, yeah, that's right.

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Spoiler alert, they so far have kept his wishes.

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of series that have probably run their course, there is a Paranormal Activity

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video game coming out in the next two years or so.

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I think they said 2026.

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This is like early development, but it's by the makers of Mortuary Assistant.

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So it's bound to be pretty spooky.

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I did enjoy Mortuary.

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It was fun.

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confirmed to be an immersive found footage game that explores the lore behind the

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activities that are going on.

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And it was also revealed, yes, the paranormal activities, if you will.

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was also revealed that there's a system in the game where the decisions you make

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determine how scary the game actually is.

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Okay, interesting.

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Yeah, I feel like, I mean, I'm gonna play it.

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Let's be honest.

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Duh.

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Obviously.

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next for me, let's talk about Late Night With the Devil.

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We do.

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I think we do.

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Yeah.

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It's been talked about a lot.

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I'm sure no one has not heard of this, but it was released.

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It came to light that they used AI for some transitional images throughout the

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film.

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And again, a lot of people have talked on it, but we're just going to reiterate what

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everybody else is saying.

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It sucks.

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It's really stupid that they did this and it -

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I was really looking forward to this movie and now I'm not going to see it because of

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that and that sucks because I wanted to see it.

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But I know a lot of people have said it's only like five seconds, it's not that big

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of a deal, but we have to put our foot down now because if we don't, it's just

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going to get worse.

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Next time it'll be 10 seconds and then 30 and then a minute and then 10 and it's

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like, we just have to say no, we're not allowing that right now so that they know

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that that's where we stand.

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Yeah, and to be clear, the reason that it's a problem is because it's taking the

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opportunity away from artists

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you're taking jobs away from amazing, talented artists so that you can use

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cheap, shitty AI instead.

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even under the Twitter thread, there were so many artists posting their renditions

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of this transitional scene and they were so beautiful and it sucks that they

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couldn't have paid someone for that art instead.

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I just, it sucks.

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If it were a like low budget movie where it is artists that are trying to get their

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work out and they don't have the money to pay other artists, maybe it would have

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been okay.

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so that's another thing though, because this was an independent film.

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And so people were saying, oh, maybe they didn't have the money for it.

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But I still just, I don't think it matters.

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I think that's why people were so disappointed with this.

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you expect this to come from Disney, right?

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You don't expect this to come from independent artists who care about their

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work.

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that's supposed to be where the heart is.

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And I think that's why this movie hit a little bit differently.

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And I do think there are appropriate usages of AI.

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I know in Dune 2, they used it to track the eyes so that they could recolor them,

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right?

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And that's not taking a job away from someone, that's assisting someone and

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making their job easier.

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So that to me feels very different than completely replacing a person with shitty

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AI art.

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Yeah, fair, fair.

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Yeah.

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Anyways, it sucks.

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on opening weekend it made $666 which is very spooky and probably a lie but for

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that reason alone we shouldn't we shouldn't go and see it anymore yeah

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that number and prove a point.

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Exactly.

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uh, shifting gears here.

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There was a TikTok going around like a week or two ago about the red room in

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Haunting of Hill House and how people didn't like that Hugh, the dad, didn't get

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his own red room.

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Have you seen this TikTok?

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Okay.

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As a reminder, the red room is a room that turns into basically whatever is the most

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calming or fitting for the person that's in that room.

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So in this TikTok, the creator had this theory that said that Hugh's red room was

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basically the entire house.

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What's most fitting for Hugh is the house creating tasks for him to complete, one of

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which is the locked red room door, because that's what Hugh's there to do.

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He's there to essentially flip the house.

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So the house is like, flip this bitch.

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Great theory, someone tagged Mike Flanagan in it and he confirmed it.

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So that's fun.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I like that.

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Yeah, I like a little lore to be dropped every now and then.

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Yeah, I don't know if you saw his TikTok.

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He also stitched someone who posted a photo of, Hamish Linklater, who played

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Father Paul Hill in Midnight Mass, they posted a photo of him in the church set

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and he was wearing a pear costume.

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Yes.

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And they were like, what is this about?

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And Mike Flanagan just stitched it and was like, he said he was in "des-pear" because

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it was his last day of filming.

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Oh my god.

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Which is not as fun, well, it's maybe more fun lore, but it's not as like

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intellectual as the Haunting of Hill House one.

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Significantly less intellectual, but you know.

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Yes, cute, I actually love that.

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yeah.

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Okay, last news from me.

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The The Twisted Childhood Cinematic Universe is now an official thing.

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It includes movies like Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey and its

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sequel, Bambi the Reckoning, Peter Pan's Neverland Nightmare, most of these are

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upcoming by the way, Pinocchio Unstrung, and...

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They're saying it's going to be "like the Avengers" and they will all be converging

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in the film.

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Poohniverse.

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Monsters Assemble.

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So the Poohniverse is officially a thing.

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And it's gonna be horrible and I can't wait.

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I already know it's horrible.

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Yeah, it's gonna be bad in the best way, I think.

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So there's that.

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And I think it's fun, because there's a lot of childhood domains that are now

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public domains that could be added to the Poohniverse.

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So I think, yes, I think they did.

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Okay, well...

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Great.

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I'm glad that you're excited.

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Thanks.

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I'll say it because it needs to be said.

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People are, excited about it, but also last piece of news.

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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

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The teaser trailer just dropped.

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Um, and you get to see all the characters, including Michael Keaton as Beetlejuice.

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So go and watch that if you haven't.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

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Long -awaited sequel.

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I hope they make a third one and call it.

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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

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oh.

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B3, the reckoning.

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Hahaha!

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Ah.

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Well, we're here to talk about The Final Girls.

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We are.

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I'll tell you about it.

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The Final Girls is a 2015 horror comedy.

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It's about a girl named Max who was recently orphaned.

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She goes to see a screening of a B horror movie that her mother made 20 years prior.

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When Max and her friends find themselves in the world of the film itself, they must

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apply their knowledge of horror tropes to survive.

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is directed by Todd Strauss -Schulson.

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had a $4 .5 million budget and it stars Taissa Farmiga, Malin Ackerman, Nina

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Dobrev and Adam DeVine.

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Star studded.

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It is.

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It really is.

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I'll tell you also It has a 76 % on rotten tomatoes and a 6 .5 on IMDb.

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Not bad.

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They like it.

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They really like it.

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They didn't like it enough to give it money, but they did like it.

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which correct, it did very poorly in the box office, but it has kind of a cult

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following.

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I mean, they're still doing panels about it to this day.

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I watched one from Halloween of last year, but just goes to prove that if you like a

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movie, don't pirate it, go and see it in theaters, support the people who are in

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the film, and then maybe you'll get a sequel.

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Yeah.

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They've kind of confirmed.

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Because that has been a thing like, oh, where's Camp Bloodbath 2?

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when are we getting the sequel?

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And it didn't make enough money, so no one's going to fund it.

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Which is sad.

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It's a bummer.

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It is...

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I feel like it had...

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It got a limited release though, right?

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Like it wasn't...

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I think it premiered on at South by Southwest.

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Weirdly enough.

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Yeah, but I don't think it got a wide opening.

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Let me see.

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Yeah, the film received a video on demand and limited release on October 9th, 2015.

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Yeah.

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So, I mean, that makes sense that it didn't do well because to this day, I

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don't think a lot of people really knew about it.

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remaster it and release it again in theaters.

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And then we'll get our sequel.

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We deserve it.

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I mean I do, I don't know about the rest of you.

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haha

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I personally have earned this.

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watched this movie three times since Wednesday.

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Yeah, we watched it together actually, which we don't normally do.

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Yeah, you weren't really paying much attention though, so.

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Awkward.

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Yeah.

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it's got a ton of ties to other horror movies, both like in the actual movie and

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just like kind of behind the scenes.

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my favorite of which is.

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So Joshua John Miller was one of the co -writers and then director Todd

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Strauss-Shulson both kind of took on the project to deal with the deaths of their

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fathers.

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Joshua John Miller's father is Jason Miller from the original Exorcist.

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Yeah, he played Father Karras?

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Karras?

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Who's to say?

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Karras.

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I think it's Karras.

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I've only seen that movie once and I was really drunk.

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The last time I saw the movie was with you and I was also very drunk.

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Yeah, I was like koala stuck to your leg in bed.

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I was holding on for dear life, I had the spins so bad.

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It was an experience.

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But yeah, that is a fun fact.

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You love a nepo baby, so.

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And there's another nepo baby in this.

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I didn't know he was even a nepo baby.

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Yeah, Cato Alexander Ludwig.

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I don't think that's how you actually say that.

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His mom was in Friday the 13th, part eight.

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There's eight of them?

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I think there's more than eight of them.

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There's too many.

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And that one's called Jason Takes Manhattan, which sounds like an episode of

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Sex and the City.

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Just wait until you get to Jason X.

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That's where the real party is.

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He's in space.

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In space?

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What they ran out of cities?

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That's insane.

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Those movies need to stop.

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And that's exactly why we got this movie, making fun of It.

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Yeah, yeah.

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it checks out to make fun of the Friday the 13th series.

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Yeah.

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Mm -hmm.

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of unrelated, tangently related.

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I don't think that that actually makes you a nepo baby if your mom was in the eighth

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installment of a terrible horror franchise, I'm sorry.

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I am inclined to agree.

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But who's to say?

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Maybe she just made an insane amount of money.

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Is that the only thing she's been in?

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I don't know.

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I don't know, but it's fun that she was in the Friday the 13th movie.

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It is fun, continuing that horror slasher tradition.

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I like it.

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Um...

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You good?

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You got anything else to say?

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I was gonna, I'm sorry, you started coughing and I was gonna just like

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smoothly transition and talk but then I got nervous that it was now on me and so I

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was like looking through my notes trying to find a fun fact that I wanted to talk

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about and then now we're here and now it's weird because I made it that way so and

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that's why I thought this is great she's muted.

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no one will know if I just keep talking and I didn't.

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I just didn't.

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So...

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Your bad.

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My bad, it's truly my bad.

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Fun fact.

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Yeah

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Now that, you know, we've made it weird.

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I made it weird.

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I will take the fault for that.

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The director, Todd Strauss-Shulson, said that he always thought of Alia Shawkat as

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Gertie.

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And so when he reached out to her manager, he kept getting the run around from them.

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So he was just like, okay.

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So he just emailed her, and was like...

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will you be in this movie?

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And it worked!

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I don't think that's the professional way to do it in that industry, but sometimes

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you gotta do what you gotta do.

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Yeah, and if a director is reaching out, going around my agent to reach out to me

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personally, I'll at least read the script.

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Right?

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And also sometimes it's like...

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the agent's wrong, obviously, like in this case, or the manager.

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And also there were so many people that came out from the Barbie movie who were

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like, oh yeah, my manager said no, and I was like, what do you mean?

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I'm obviously gonna be in Barbie.

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I think Michael Cera said that his manager told them no, and he had to be like, call

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them the fuck back, of course I'm doing Barbie, like what do you mean?

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Yeah, sounds like they need new agents.

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That's what I'm saying.

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Disgusting.

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That's, yeah.

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They can join Dakota Johnson's agent after Madame Webb.

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I didn't see it, but I kind of want to though.

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It sounds like a nightmare.

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It sounds like they knew it was gonna be a nightmare.

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They knew it was.

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She is not a good actress.

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Like that was your first indication.

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She sucks.

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Sorry, Dakota.

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You're a nepo baby.

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I mean, what are you gonna do?

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Money gets you everywhere, including in a Marvel movie.

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But I think they knew it was gonna be bad and they really leaned into that.

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And like the PR is making it fun.

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People wanna go see it just because, oh, how bad could it possibly be?

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Very fucking bad.

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I think it's, but the problem though is that what I've heard is that it's not even

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like funny bad.

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It's just bad.

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So that's not good.

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Because...

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I think The Room is a masterpiece and that's bad, but it's so bad it's funny.

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So if you're so bad and you're not funny.

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That's not good.

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Then you're Thankskilling 3.

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Who wants that?

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Man, they should have stopped at Thankskilling 1.

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Thankskilling 1 is a fucking masterpiece.

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Yeah, they didn't though.

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Yeah.

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I like back to this movie, not Madame Webb.

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I like that the running time of the movie is the same as Camp Bloodbath, the movie,

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within the movie.

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So they're both 92 minutes long, and I love that.

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That's just, to me, perfection.

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I love it when they do little shit like that.

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It gets me going.

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Yeah, I like a little shit too.

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Uh

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Everyone loves a little shit.

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Yeah.

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Can we go back to other horror movies for a second?

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Because I had this whole section about other horror movies and we just derailed.

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Friday the 13th.

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Speaking of, the song that everybody's singing after the first murder, "Michael,

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Row Your Boat Ashore".

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Hallelujah.

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Hallelujah.

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That's the same song that they're playing in the pre -credit sequence in Friday the

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13th from 1980.

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They're also wearing the same yellow shirts or similar yellow shirts.

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Yeah.

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I've got more, but you go next.

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No, I was just gonna say I think they did a good job at doing little homages to the

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movies that they were kind of poking fun at.

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But tell us more, you're on a roll.

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Yeah, I got so much.

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I listen to so many interviews.

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I love that.

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Nancy, the mom, but.

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was modeled after Ginny from Friday the 13th 2.

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And then Tina, the Adderall dancer.

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The Adderall dancer.

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was modeled after Linda from Halloween.

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Yeah.

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and then Jodi.

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was modeled after Morgan from The House on Sorority Row, which I haven't seen, but I

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bet it's fantastic.

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And then Nancy and Tina were named after Nancy and Tina from Nightmare on Elm

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Street.

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Yes.

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So many ties back to other movies.

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It's cute.

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Yeah.

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We've talked about that before, I like that that's a thing in horror that you see

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a lot is those little nods to the movies that came before.

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And obviously this one's very clearly poking fun at that genre.

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So they're going to do that.

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But even in movies that aren't like that, you see a lot.

00:22:05
And I just, I think it's fun.

00:22:08
It's like we're one little...

00:22:10
friend group, you know?

00:22:12
we've all got our inside jokes and -

00:22:15
Yeah!

00:22:17
Yeah, this is exactly what this movie is making fun of.

00:22:21
Oh yeah, 100%.

00:22:23
Yeah, it is.

00:22:25
fan, you're a fan of this movie.

00:22:26
Or you better be.

00:22:29
Yeah!

00:22:31
Okay, it's your turn.

00:22:35
I've talked enough.

00:22:36
Okay, Angela Trimbur, she plays Tina, and she improvised the entire dance sequence.

00:22:45
She drank a bunch of energy drinks, worked herself up, went for it, and nailed it.

00:22:53
That's my favorite scene.

00:22:55
When she's crawling on the floor.

00:22:57
Oh my God.

00:22:59
Hilarious.

00:23:01
That would be really fun to do.

00:23:02
But also I feel like...

00:23:04
Good for her and a lot of actors, because you have to really just not care about

00:23:11
embarrassment at all to do that.

00:23:14
And I think that that's great.

00:23:17
Good for everybody else behind her not breaking character.

00:23:22
Yeah, I'd be cracking up

00:23:26
It sounds like that like I mean they put bloopers in the final credits, but it

00:23:33
sounds like It was a really funny movie to shoot everybody was always laughing and

00:23:38
crying.

00:23:39
We'll get to that in a second but everybody was encouraged to improv and go

00:23:43
off script as much as possible and Thomas Middleditch which is

00:23:48
What's his name?

00:23:50
Starts with a W I think.

00:23:52
Duncan doesn't start with a W.

00:23:55
And then Adam DeVine obviously.

00:23:57
A lot of their improvs are in the final cut.

00:24:01
Yeah.

00:24:04
Yeah, I always think that's fun too.

00:24:07
When you get to improvise a little bit.

00:24:11
Also, Adam DeVine, who again plays Kurt, and then Chloe Bridges who plays Paula.

00:24:19
She just pops in and out real quick in the movie.

00:24:22
Yeah, she's kind of in and out.

00:24:24
Yeah, but they first met because they were seated next to each other on the plane

00:24:29
that they were taking to set.

00:24:31
Adorable.

00:24:33
But Adam didn't know that Chloe was in the movie.

00:24:37
She knew that he was in the movie.

00:24:40
And so she started just chatting with him and he was like, okay, and talked to her,

00:24:45
but was like, why is this girl talking to me?

00:24:49
And then they did the movie together.

00:24:51
They fell in love and they got married in 2021.

00:24:56
Aww, how sweet.

00:25:01
Aww, I love that for them.

00:25:03
That's a long Hollywood marriage, three years.

00:25:06
Three years is a lifetime in Hollywood.

00:25:11
Literally.

00:25:13
lifetimes.

00:25:15
Speaking of lifetimes...

00:25:19
Just kidding, this was a stretch.

00:25:21
Alexander Ludwig's character mentions playing high school football and shooting

00:25:28
arrows, archery, which is a call back to his former lives in the Hunger Games and

00:25:35
When the Game Stands Tall.

00:25:37
Yeah.

00:25:39
So cute.

00:25:40
He was also in another movie called Final Girl.

00:25:44
Totally unrelated, but yes.

00:25:46
Not, yeah, nothing to do with this movie.

00:25:49
I think it has Abigail Breslin in it.

00:25:53
Yeah, it's no, it's no, he's a terrible person in it.

00:26:02
God.

00:26:03
Yeah, yeah.

00:26:07
But yeah, how fun.

00:26:10
He's great at playing terrible people.

00:26:13
I think that's why in this movie I just don't like him.

00:26:17
I'm sorry, because he just looks like he sucks.

00:26:22
Not I'm sure he's a nice guy in real life, but because he's played these characters

00:26:26
that suck.

00:26:27
I'm now my brain is conditioned to be like, I hate that guy.

00:26:32
You know what I mean?

00:26:33
And he's blonde.

00:26:35
What's a girl to do?

00:26:36
Um...

00:26:37
Oh.

00:26:39
Sad.

00:26:40
Poor Alex.

00:26:43
He looks like an Alex.

00:26:46
Yeah.

00:26:48
To be clear, I'm sure he's a fine person in real life.

00:26:51
I don't know him.

00:26:53
Sucky characters though.

00:26:54
So, not in this.

00:26:57
Just every other movie I've seen.

00:27:06
Malin Ackerman, Nancy slash Amanda.

00:27:13
Todd Strauss-Shulson, the director of the movie said that she was the hardest or her

00:27:18
role was the hardest to cast.

00:27:21
But she came in, did her interview, nailed it.

00:27:23
It was literally weeks after giving birth.

00:27:27
She was a brand new mom to a baby, obviously, baby girl.

00:27:33
Um, and I meant to say girl.

00:27:37
Yeah, I meant to say baby girl.

00:27:39
Um, and her marriage had literally just ended.

00:27:43
Right after she had the baby?

00:27:45
around the same time.

00:27:47
Yeah, brutal.

00:27:49
So all of the things that she was expressing about motherhood and solo

00:27:54
parenting and stuff was True, it was real.

00:27:59
Which is probably what made her so good for the role, but.

00:28:02
Yeah, she and Taissa really carried those heavier hitting sad moments in the film,

00:28:10
which there were a lot of.

00:28:11
I know, it's a surprisingly emotional film for the premise because it's so goofy at

00:28:18
times and then it's so like...

00:28:22
Like, why am I tearing up to Bette Davis Eyes while a mom essentially does a

00:28:27
striptease in front of her daughter?

00:28:28
I don't know, but I am, so somehow it works.

00:28:35
No.

00:28:36
was literally her strip teasing in front of her.

00:28:39
Very strange.

00:28:42
But the scene where they're saying goodbye or whatever, Todd Strauss-Shulson talking

00:28:50
about him again, the director, I mentioned that he and one of the co -writers were

00:28:56
both using this film to help heal from the passing of their dads.

00:29:01
Todd said that that's by far his favorite scene and he said "Josh and my dads were

00:29:08
in that room and we were both saying goodbye to them and it was an incredibly

00:29:12
emotional scene for the entire group." and he says even to this day he watches it

00:29:18
back just to say hi or bye to his dad because he can feel him in that scene.

00:29:22
I know wasn't that so sad?

00:29:24
I know.

00:29:28
Oh!

00:29:29
I know.

00:29:31
This is a comedy.

00:29:32
I just like to remind everyone.

00:29:33
is a comedy, but that's so sad.

00:29:37
Yeah, I've definitely cried at this movie many times, but that's fair.

00:29:43
I've lost a parent, so it's definitely that movie where it's like, you feel it,

00:29:49
you know?

00:29:51
It's rough.

00:29:52
It's rough out there.

00:29:53
Aw.

00:29:55
No, it's fine, I cry at everything when I'm alone.

00:29:59
I literally joke constantly that I cry at Easy A.

00:30:03
That's not a sad movie.

00:30:05
I've seen it, but I don't remember that movie at all.

00:30:08
Oh, we can watch it and I'll cry in your arms.

00:30:11
I don't like her.

00:30:13
In my arms?

00:30:15
Specifically?

00:30:17
Wait a minute!

00:30:21
Wait a minute!

00:30:27
Now that you mention it, I kinda do wanna watch Easy A.

00:30:33
bumping that to the top of my watch list.

00:30:36
Oh shit.

00:30:40
We have fun here.

00:30:47
I think there were like a few bumps with it getting made.

00:30:48
They had to do a couple of rewrites.

00:30:51
A couple, quite a few, but they originally optioned the script to New Line Cinema,

00:30:58
but the studio wanted to eliminate the entire mother daughter plot.

00:31:03
And they were like, no, again, that's the whole reason we did this.

00:31:09
So then they wound up going with Sony.

00:31:14
but they liked the emotional core, but they didn't like the slasher aspect as

00:31:18
much.

00:31:19
So they had to tone it down.

00:31:20
It was originally supposed to be rated R, much more extreme.

00:31:25
And they went down to a PG -13, because more marketable.

00:31:33
I guess the director ended up being happy with it, but he also said that we missed

00:31:37
out on a scene in which Tina's boobs get chopped off and go flying through the air.

00:31:45
actually think I'm okay with that.

00:31:47
Yeah, okay, well, I thought it sounded fun.

00:31:54
I prefer the Lisa Frankenstein dick scene, but that's just me.

00:31:58
Yeah, that was a pretty good one too.

00:32:00
But that was implied.

00:32:01
It was a shadow.

00:32:02
It wasn't actually a dick.

00:32:03
It sounded like this was gonna be actually tits soaring.

00:32:11
We'll never know.

00:32:14
Too bad.

00:32:15
Yeah, the things we lose when we go to PG -13, you know?

00:32:19
Ha ha!

00:32:22
Yeah, that's boobs and gore.

00:32:23
It's like the two things you can't put in a PG -13 movie.

00:32:27
They don't belong here.

00:32:29
Yeah.

00:32:31
the killer in the movie is called Billy Murphy, which I also, I was trying to find

00:32:36
anything about that being a reference to Bill Murray.

00:32:41
Just because it sounds like Bill Murray.

00:32:43
I don't know.

00:32:45
Every time I read it, I was reading Bill Murray.

00:32:47
But like, I don't know.

00:32:49
Maybe that's just a me thing.

00:32:51
But anyways, Bill Murphy's mask.

00:32:55
They changed it quite a few times during filming.

00:32:59
And during, or because it had such prominent eyebrows, they called it the

00:33:03
Eugene Levy mask.

00:33:06
Which I think is really funny.

00:33:09
I know.

00:33:11
Yeah.

00:33:14
That was the end of that fun fact.

00:33:16
Yeah.

00:33:17
I thought you were going to tell us that it made us an appearance.

00:33:20
It's in a scene in the movie.

00:33:23
Yeah, it's in a scene where somebody is looking out the window or something.

00:33:27
Yeah.

00:33:28
Yeah.

00:33:30
speaking of Bill Murray, not Bill Murray, Billy Murphy.

00:33:36
Yeah.

00:33:38
Um, the sequel is supposed to be about him, but like the actor that plays him is

00:33:44
the dad of the like, the yeah, I mean, the not Max, a Max figure.

00:33:53
a Max figure.

00:33:55
Yeah, like a teenage girl.

00:33:58
A different teenage girl.

00:34:01
I don't know.

00:34:03
Well, I mean, yeah, but.

00:34:04
you find out that Billy was, the guy who played Billy was her dad, because they

00:34:09
hooked up on set.

00:34:12
That's what I thought it was.

00:34:14
That's how I read it.

00:34:16
I like that.

00:34:17
That's not that I was watching an interview with.

00:34:21
What's his name?

00:34:21
Todd, the director?

00:34:22
Yeah, that's not what he meant by that?

00:34:24
I don't know.

00:34:26
I don't think so, but.

00:34:28
Well, he should do my idea.

00:34:31
Yeah, I like that idea better.

00:34:33
Maybe that is his idea.

00:34:34
I don't want to.

00:34:34
I mean, that's not what I understood, but.

00:34:40
Cute though.

00:34:41
Yeah, I think that would have been fun.

00:34:43
I'd watch it.

00:34:46
Me too.

00:34:47
Yeah.

00:34:49
and then Duncan.

00:34:51
Mm -hmm.

00:34:52
during the end credits blooper, there's a scene with Kurt in the hospital.

00:34:57
That's not a blooper.

00:34:58
That's an actual scene from an alternate version of the ending where Duncan's like,

00:35:05
the studio really liked Kurt's character, so they brought him back for the sequel.

00:35:11
He wasn't actually dead.

00:35:14
Which is a bummer, because that would've been cute.

00:35:18
I think so.

00:35:21
We were robbed, I'm telling you.

00:35:23
We were robbed of The Final Girl's sequel.

00:35:25
Yeah, yeah, which also.

00:35:30
fault but mine.

00:35:32
I mean, I watched it three times.

00:35:36
Too late!

00:35:38
Almost 10 years too late, kd!

00:35:40
I know, ugh, God, yeah, almost, 2015.

00:35:44
Which, speaking of which,

00:35:45
The entire time I was watching this movie, I was like, oh my God, no wonder they cast

00:35:49
Adam DeVine for Pitch Perfect.

00:35:51
Of course they would.

00:35:52
I mean, look at him.

00:35:53
He's doing amazing.

00:35:56
Because I thought that that was his first role was Pitch Perfect.

00:36:00
I don't know why I thought that.

00:36:02
I'd never seen him in anything else.

00:36:04
either.

00:36:05
He was on Workaholics for like forever.

00:36:08
Oh, see, I never saw that show.

00:36:10
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:12
No, he'd definitely done things before Pitch Perfect.

00:36:15
But I think Pitch Perfect moved him more into the mainstream.

00:36:22
for sure.

00:36:23
And then he did this movie.

00:36:24
I don't know.

00:36:27
Yes.

00:36:29
Okay, well...

00:36:31
Yeah.

00:36:31
Yeah, wait, Pitch Perfect came out before this movie.

00:36:33
That's what I'm saying.

00:36:36
I kept saying, oh yeah, no wonder they wanted him for Pitch Perfect because look

00:36:40
at how good he did in this movie.

00:36:43
Yeah, but wouldn't it be...

00:36:45
Why wouldn't they want him in this movie?

00:36:46
Look at how good he did in Pitch Perfect.

00:36:49
Pitch Perfect came out first.

00:36:51
Right, that's what I'm saying.

00:36:52
I thought.

00:36:54
Okay, you personally thought.

00:36:57
Got it.

00:36:59
Oh, we got there.

00:37:02
Yeah, why wouldn't it?

00:37:04
Perfect was, oh wait, now I'm confusing myself.

00:37:11
You don't even know what you're saying.

00:37:14
You thought Pitch Perfect was his breakout role, but then he did this first.

00:37:21
Yeah, I don't know what I'm trying to say, but I did think that he did this first.

00:37:25
Okay.

00:37:27
Which is why I was surprised to find out.

00:37:31
Never mind.

00:37:32
Yeah.

00:37:36
Let's move on.

00:37:37
This movie was filmed in 26 days.

00:37:40
They had a super tight budget.

00:37:45
They built, I'm just gonna keep talking.

00:37:48
They built the cabin for the booby trap sequence so that the motion camera would

00:37:55
fit, because the motion camera wouldn't fit in any of the cabins at this camp.

00:37:58
They're at this camp.

00:38:01
It's a Christian girls camp in the middle of Louisiana or some shit.

00:38:04
But anyway, none of the cabins would fit the camera on the tracks.

00:38:07
So they built a cabin that would fit the camera.

00:38:12
And there's literally an inch of space on any of the sides of the camera.

00:38:18
They had one night to film, with that entire set that they built.

00:38:25
And then they didn't have enough money to demo it.

00:38:27
So they just left it there and told the girls.

00:38:30
sure that it was structurally sound enough that it could be used by the, I think it

00:38:35
was a Girl Scout camp that they were at.

00:38:37
Cute.

00:38:39
Yeah.

00:38:41
They got a little piece of set to use for their camp.

00:38:45
Yeah.

00:38:48
Any other fun facts you got for me?

00:38:52
Oh!

00:38:52
the last day of shooting, on the last day of shooting, they had to do all their fire

00:38:57
scenes.

00:39:00
Do you know this already?

00:39:03
Okay, well, pretend like you don't.

00:39:04
Yeah, pretend like you don't.

00:39:06
They had to do their fire scenes and the stunt team forgot, you're acting too much,

00:39:12
forgot the fluid that they used to put the fires out on the stuntmen.

00:39:21
They had enough for two, God, your fucking face.

00:39:26
They had enough for two takes.

00:39:28
So two people lit on fire and that was it.

00:39:31
And they had two fire scenes to shoot.

00:39:35
You might be asking, oh, well, why wouldn't they just go get more of that

00:39:37
fluid?

00:39:38
Well, because it was three hours away.

00:39:39
So they couldn't and they had one night, literally they're doing the scenes.

00:39:43
They had that night to do it.

00:39:44
It was already dark out.

00:39:46
As the sun is rising.

00:39:49
And 30 minutes before, four busloads of little Christian girls come to be at their

00:39:55
camp, which is where they were filming.

00:39:58
They're doing the running sequence, you know?

00:40:03
Well, first of all, the scene with Billy jumping out of the window went perfect.

00:40:07
They used three cameras to shoot it.

00:40:08
It was great.

00:40:09
They had all the footage they needed.

00:40:12
Back to the running scene, everyone from the crew, like hair, makeup, wardrobe,

00:40:16
everybody set up chairs.

00:40:18
They made popcorn.

00:40:20
They brought their little drinks to come and watch the filming of.

00:40:22
This is the last scene that they had to film and they had one take to do it.

00:40:26
And the sun's coming up and here come the little Christian girls and they did it.

00:40:29
They fucking nailed it.

00:40:31
Of course.

00:40:32
And it was a focus -puller scene.

00:40:35
So you know where the guys are going to walk backwards, you know?

00:40:38
Basically impossible to get right on the first try.

00:40:40
And then they did it.

00:40:41
Not for them.

00:40:43
And then they packed up and went home.

00:40:45
Pack it up!

00:40:47
They didn't even put the guy out.

00:40:49
Left him on fire.

00:40:50
Some say he's still on fire.

00:40:56
They left two pieces of set behind.

00:40:59
Do you think some people were sitting on their little lawn chairs kind of hoping

00:41:03
they fumbled?

00:41:06
I mean, yeah, I would be.

00:41:09
Like, oh man, we're have to turn these little Christian girls away.

00:41:12
Oh, sad, we're have to sit here for another couple days.

00:41:14
Oh, I have to get paid two more days?

00:41:17
Mm, boo hoo.

00:41:19
Boo hoo hoo.

00:41:20
But what probably would've happened is they would've just cut the scene and then

00:41:22
it would've been as good of a movie.

00:41:24
Yeah, true.

00:41:26
If they don't have enough budget to tear it down, I'm sure they didn't have enough

00:41:29
budget to...

00:41:32
Shoot it again!

00:41:35
Probably not.

00:41:36
Yeah.

00:41:38
That's all I had, I'm done now.

00:41:41
Oh great.

00:41:44
I will just say that this movie is incredibly fucking quotable.

00:41:49
It is.

00:41:50
So cool.

00:41:52
Yeah, it's a really fun time.

00:41:54
I think this movie is great.

00:41:57
I'm a fan.

00:41:59
Yeah, every time anybody asks me what any of my tattoos are or mean, I'm gonna tell

00:42:03
them I'm a cherry thief.

00:42:07
I got it in juvie.

00:42:09
I like that.

00:42:14
I like that a lot.

00:42:17
Um, yeah.

00:42:19
Great, should we rate it?

00:42:22
Okay.

00:42:23
How funny did you think it was?

00:42:26
Bet you didn't think I was gonna ask you that.

00:42:27
I didn't.

00:42:29
Ahhhh

00:42:30
Like a 3 .5.

00:42:33
Oh, okay.

00:42:33
That's pretty funny.

00:42:34
I think it's pretty funny.

00:42:37
It's not like a ha ha laugh out loud funny for the most part.

00:42:42
Okay, I said for the most part.

00:42:47
But I feel like a lot of it's more like, I see what you did there.

00:42:53
There are moments where it's like hee hee ha ha.

00:42:58
But yeah, I do think it's a good time.

00:43:02
What about you?

00:43:03
in the entire movie, they won't be singing Kumbaya, they'll be screaming Kumbano

00:43:10
because they could have said Kumbanah.

00:43:15
Oh my God, so fucking funny.

00:43:17
I pissed myself.

00:43:19
Honestly, I think one of my favorite jokes, which we actually kind of talked

00:43:25
about a little bit when we were watching it was they do use the F slur, which like

00:43:29
bad, but it's immediately condemned.

00:43:32
immediately Alexander Ludwig's character shuts it down and is like, I have two

00:43:37
dads, don't say that shit.

00:43:38
And Adam DeVine's character, the one who said it is like, you can't have two dads.

00:43:44
because they're too busy going out all the time and having a good time at the clubs

00:43:48
and it's actually like a pretty cool lifestyle.

00:43:50
I like, I don't know why I think that's so funny.

00:43:54
You just like, immediately you're like, Kurt, baby girl.

00:43:59
You can live that lifestyle too.

00:44:03
Him and Duncan are hilarious.

00:44:06
They're my favorite characters.

00:44:07
Yeah.

00:44:10
Yeah, it's kind of a shame that Duncan wasn't in it that long like, he kind of...

00:44:16
But he kind of had to be the first one to go, you know?

00:44:18
Well, no.

00:44:20
Oh, no?

00:44:23
Who would you have killed off first?

00:44:29
I don't know.

00:44:31
Vicki.

00:44:33
Oh is that Nina?

00:44:35
Yeah, yeah.

00:44:36
But she had to have her character arc, you know what I mean?

00:44:38
She had to like have her redemption.

00:44:41
Because she is like the shitty character.

00:44:43
Her and Kurt are the two shitty ones.

00:44:46
Well, she had some fucking slapper lines, too.

00:44:48
she was the one that said we're just going to watch someone get murdered.

00:44:51
What is this, Detroit?

00:44:53
Yeah, that was wild.

00:44:56
Uhhh...

00:44:57
think that is too, like this movie is not always super politically correct but I

00:45:05
think the way that they kind of shut things down is done pretty well.

00:45:11
they immediately kind of are like, no this is it's bad because this terrible person

00:45:15
said it.

00:45:16
you know Kurt's a bad guy.

00:45:18
So when he drops the f -slur, you're like, yeah, he sucks.

00:45:21
That's why he said it.

00:45:22
You know what I mean?

00:45:25
So yeah, there definitely are parts like that where it's like, Jesus Christ.

00:45:29
Yeah, which I think is it's it's really them poking fun at how some of these older

00:45:34
movies did not age well.

00:45:35
And it's a cute, fun way to do it.

00:45:38
I mean, it's still I mean, maybe you still shouldn't use the word, but if you gotta.

00:45:43
Yeah, it's one of those things where it takes you back.

00:45:47
But I also think, I don't know, we shouldn't get to a point where people

00:45:51
can't do or say bad things in a movie because they're bad.

00:45:57
Inclusion does not mean promotion.

00:46:01
It's just, you can condemn it and have that be a lesson, you know what I mean?

00:46:07
Yeah.

00:46:09
Anyway, I also thought it was a 3 .5 funny, so...

00:46:13
It's pretty fucking funny.

00:46:16
That's why I watched it three times.

00:46:20
One for each funny.

00:46:22
You gotta watch it a half a time now.

00:46:24
I mean technically I've only watched it two and a half times because the time I

00:46:29
watched it with you it wasn't paying attention.

00:46:31
So I'm just gonna watch it one more.

00:46:34
Yeah.

00:46:37
I think I already know your answer but how scary did you think it was?

00:46:41
Like at least a three.

00:46:43
I'm just kidding.

00:46:44
I'm just joking.

00:46:50
No, I only know that from you saying it.

00:46:55
Because you say it all the fucking time.

00:46:59
I'm just joking.

00:47:01
just joking.

00:47:04
Anyways, go watch I Think You Should Leave Now.

00:47:07
It's Tim Robinson!

00:47:09
I do like him.

00:47:11
I'm gonna send you the clip of it, it's so funny.

00:47:14
Gimme that!

00:47:16
I'm just joking.

00:47:18
It doesn't sound funny when you say it.

00:47:21
Like it's.

00:47:22
here's the thing about, honestly, that entire show, if you've ever seen I Think

00:47:26
You Should Leave Now, is when you watch it, you're kind of like, okay.

00:47:32
But you cannot stop quoting it afterwards.

00:47:35
It just ingrains itself into your brain.

00:47:40
It won't ever leave and it makes it funnier.

00:47:44
Kinda like The Office.

00:47:47
No, the office is funny when you're watching it.

00:47:49
Eh, not the first season.

00:47:52
But.

00:47:52
there are still episodes that I will skip because I'm not strong enough.

00:47:59
Um, yeah, it's a one.

00:48:02
Yeah.

00:48:03
You also thought it was a one.

00:48:05
So how fucked up did you think it was?

00:48:08
I did also think it was one.

00:48:11
Uh, are we not doing sexy?

00:48:13
This is time or?

00:48:14
yeah, we should do that first.

00:48:16
Sorry, go ahead.

00:48:17
was just trying to be funny.

00:48:20
no, no, I gave it a three on sexy.

00:48:25
I know.

00:48:26
I think horror movies at camps always kind of have a sexy vibe.

00:48:30
And I think it's because everybody's kind of funny too.

00:48:34
It makes them hotter.

00:48:36
And I like that this movie is bright and fun colors because that's hot.

00:48:42
And yeah.

00:48:42
They're all wearing 80s crop tops and stuff.

00:48:45
It's great.

00:48:46
So to be clear, it wasn't the like a shadowed incense.

00:48:50
Incense?

00:48:51
Let me start that over.

00:48:52
So to be clear, it wasn't the like shrouded incest.

00:48:57
That didn't feel like a thing to me at all.

00:49:02
No, no, I felt like they were two pals helping each other along the way.

00:49:09
No, that had, I didn't like that, no.

00:49:12
No, no, no, I liked the 80s aesthetic, the crop tops, the fun time.

00:49:24
Because I mean, I was just gonna say like that kind of bumped my score down a little

00:49:28
bit.

00:49:28
I only gave it a two and a

00:49:30
Okay.

00:49:33
because you thought they were gonna kiss or what?

00:49:37
No, it was just, I mean, it was a mom doing a strip tease in front of her

00:49:42
daughter.

00:49:43
That part I didn't think was sexy.

00:49:47
I just thought that was kind of like funny and sad.

00:49:52
Yeah.

00:49:53
Yeah, yeah.

00:49:55
No, that didn't factor into the score at all for me.

00:50:01
Yeah.

00:50:01
How fucked up did you think it was?

00:50:04
Okay.

00:50:06
I gave it a one.

00:50:07
Yeah.

00:50:08
How about you?

00:50:10
I also gave it a 1.

00:50:12
It's very standard.

00:50:13
Because it's making fun of standard horror movies, so.

00:50:16
It's like, you know, nothing we haven't seen before.

00:50:20
the boobs would have given it probably a .5.

00:50:24
Oh, for sure.

00:50:26
Yeah, absolutely.

00:50:28
People were supposed to be decapitated.

00:50:30
It was gonna be a big mess.

00:50:32
I know.

00:50:35
when I fund the sequel.

00:50:40
Oh, just kidding.

00:50:41
Um, overall?

00:50:45
Me?

00:50:46
I always go first.

00:50:49
I'm going to put my answer under the table.

00:50:52
okay.

00:50:55
Okay, go ahead.

00:50:56
I gave mine or mine.

00:51:01
This is my movie now.

00:51:04
No, I gave it a three point five.

00:51:09
I kinda want it to be a 3 .75 because I don't think it's quite a 4.

00:51:14
But it is a fun movie.

00:51:15
It has heart, it's funny, it's like a good time type of fun movie, you know?

00:51:20
I do think there's areas where it could have been a little bit better and that's

00:51:25
why it's not quite there yet.

00:51:28
But overall, I do really enjoy this movie.

00:51:31
I think it's a fun time.

00:51:32
You should definitely watch it if you haven't.

00:51:35
What about you?

00:51:37
Can I guess?

00:51:38
Oh.

00:51:38
shit.

00:51:41
Yeah.

00:51:41
I could tell by your face it was a, I like this better than you.

00:51:45
Yeah.

00:51:47
I mean, not much better than you.

00:51:50
I mean, if you give it a 3 .75, then like, but you're not allowed to do that.

00:51:55
No.

00:51:56
allowed to do that.

00:51:58
I feel like it checked all of the boxes of a good movie.

00:52:03
It had a few drawbacks.

00:52:05
I mean, there were a couple of comments that they made that made me a little

00:52:07
uncomfortable.

00:52:10
I think the acting was a little inconsistent.

00:52:13
Some people really knocked it out of the park, were hilarious, were emotional, and

00:52:18
other people were just kind of like, did you really have to be in this movie?

00:52:23
Nina.

00:52:28
Um, Alex.

00:52:33
I do love him though.

00:52:36
Alexander Ludwig.

00:52:37
That's crazy that I said that I didn't like him in this when you were yelling at

00:52:42
me.

00:52:47
He was unneeded.

00:52:48
Yeah.

00:52:50
He was fine.

00:52:51
Other people did a lot better.

00:52:54
Yeah.

00:52:55
Um...

00:52:56
It was funny, it was emotional.

00:52:59
So yeah, I gave it four.

00:53:01
I love that.

00:53:02
I know.

00:53:04
It's the first movie I've watched three times between when I first watched it and

00:53:08
when I recorded it.

00:53:10
I've done a couple twice.

00:53:13
This is the first one I've done three times.

00:53:16
fun!

00:53:17
Mm -hmm.

00:53:20
Um, would you survive it though?

00:53:24
Uhhhh

00:53:25
You know, you'd think I would think about it beforehand, but I just really don't.

00:53:28
Yeah, yeah.

00:53:30
I would, after 64 episodes, think that you would think about this question at least

00:53:37
once, but...

00:53:40
No.

00:53:42
Maybe by 100 episodes.

00:53:44
Yeah, a few more.

00:53:48
Um, I mean, everybody does, sorta.

00:53:54
I mean they have to get through the second movie but like eventually they're gonna

00:54:01
get out of the movie whether they die or not.

00:54:05
You know what I mean?

00:54:06
I do know what you mean.

00:54:08
So I think I'm living.

00:54:11
I think you are too.

00:54:14
Yeah, absolutely.

00:54:17
This feels kind of low stakes, because even the people that died were alive for

00:54:22
the sequel, so.

00:54:26
Yeah.

00:54:26
I think I'm alright.

00:54:28
Also, it's like, you know, horror movie rules, and I know the rules.

00:54:35
I can navigate that just fine.

00:54:38
Yeah, yeah, fair.

00:54:41
And to go even one step further, the one character that died but still made it to

00:54:50
the sequel.

00:54:50
You know, Kurt.

00:54:52
correct.

00:54:54
He made it to the sequel because the director thought he was so funny quote

00:55:00
-unquote.

00:55:01
I'm fucking funny.

00:55:02
I'm hilarious.

00:55:02
Of course they're gonna keep me.

00:55:04
So I think no matter what the scenario is I'm living.

00:55:08
You do give off big Kurt vibes.

00:55:11
Thanks.

00:55:12
Yay, feminism.

00:55:15
I'm just joking.

00:55:17
I'm just joking.

00:55:20
Gimme that.

00:55:25
If I haven't encouraged you to watch Final Girls today, I hope you at least go watch

00:55:29
that sketch from -

00:55:33
You have one takeaway from this episode.

00:55:38
Yeah.

00:55:40
all right, are you ready to predict next week's movie plot?

00:55:47
All right.

00:55:48
Do you know what it is?

00:55:50
You never do.

00:55:52
All right.

00:55:52
I kind of like that though.

00:55:53
I like that it's like a little treat.

00:55:55
It's a surprise.

00:55:56
Yeah.

00:55:57
Also, sometimes I need to move stuff around, so that's also good.

00:56:02
cause then you're not like, oh I was expecting this movie, you know?

00:56:07
Anyways, next week we're gonna be talking about Cube.

00:56:12
Cube.

00:56:15
I know exactly what Cube is about.

00:56:18
I've never even fucking heard of this movie.

00:56:20
Did you just add this to the schedule?

00:56:22
It's been on the schedule the whole time?

00:56:28
think I switched it.

00:56:31
No, I didn't.

00:56:32
I switched the week after this movie.

00:56:34
The next two movies after that were not there previously.

00:56:38
Cube has been on there for a while.

00:56:42
Okay, can you send me the poster?

00:56:43
Can I see the poster?

00:56:45
What the hell?

00:56:47
Okay.

00:56:49
All right.

00:56:49
I'm just gonna go based off what I know about cubes and horror movies.

00:56:55
Cube is about a group of detectives.

00:57:04
Mm -hmm.

00:57:06
who are fighting a bad guy and um

00:57:19
There's a cube.

00:57:20
And the cube is a puzzle.

00:57:24
and they have to solve it.

00:57:27
And when they try to solve it, a voice from the heavens.

00:57:32
starts coming.

00:57:34
You're just describing Hellraiser because that's what you know of from Dead by

00:57:41
Daylight.

00:57:43
what I know about cubes in horror movies.

00:57:45
Is that stupid fucking puzzle.

00:57:49
where you solve the puzzle and he says, you summoned me, I came.

00:57:55
And so...

00:57:58
And one by one, they're trying to solve the puzzle, but they can't do it fast

00:58:01
enough, and he comes all over them.

00:58:05
and they die.

00:58:06
because of the cum.

00:58:09
Didn't think that far through, but probably.

00:58:11
right.

00:58:13
It's toxic.

00:58:14
Yeah.

00:58:16
But no, I think it stands.

00:58:17
I think the cube is a puzzle of some kind that needs to be solved.

00:58:22
Okay.

00:58:25
Or it's a source of great power.

00:58:28
Okay.

00:58:30
Obviously.

00:58:32
They're either trying to find a cube that is a source of great power or trying to

00:58:37
solve the cube because it's a puzzle and they don't, everybody dies.

00:58:42
The end.

00:58:43
dies.

00:58:46
Yeah.

00:58:47
Oh, there's probably also three people because cube.

00:58:51
Run that back for me.

00:58:52
power of three?

00:58:55
Cubed.

00:58:59
Okay, I think a lot of people associate like four with squares and cubes, but

00:59:05
that's fine.

00:59:06
because there's six sides to a cube.

00:59:08
You know.

00:59:09
You're not wrong.

00:59:11
Thank you.

00:59:13
Great, okay, so three detectives.

00:59:17
Mm -hmm.

00:59:18
are either solving a cube puzzle or it has power, they have to find it.

00:59:26
Everything.

00:59:27
Just some people.

00:59:29
Got it.

00:59:30
And then they don't.

00:59:32
And they die?

00:59:33
If the cube is a source of power, there's probably robots involved.

00:59:38
course.

00:59:40
If they don't find it everybody dies and I'm guessing that they don't find it and

00:59:46
they also don't solve it so They suck

00:59:51
This is a, this is a sad one.

00:59:55
No, nobody's winning here, huh?

00:59:57
Well I wouldn't say it's sad, but it is...

01:00:01
hopeless.

01:00:01
Not a lot of hope.

01:00:04
It's bleak.

01:00:06
Bleak.

01:00:08
Yeah.

01:00:09
Yeah, it's gonna be great.

01:00:12
You know?

01:00:12
Yeah.

01:00:13
I'm gonna Google it now.

01:00:15
No, don't.

01:00:17
I just wanna see the poster.

01:00:22
Well, it is a cube.

01:00:24
It's a cube.

01:00:26
It looks like fucking, what's it called?

01:00:31
Ehh...

01:00:32
Portal.

01:00:34
Yeah, a little bit, huh?

01:00:36
Yeah.

01:00:38
Well, in one in one poster, it looks like Portal and another poster, it looks like

01:00:42
the Tesseract from Transformers, right?

01:00:45
Is that what the Tesseract's from?

01:00:47
I don't know.

01:00:49
Great.

01:00:51
I don't actually know how much of this I should tell you.

01:00:55
Oh, okay.

01:00:56
I feel like, yeah, this might...

01:00:58
I don't know.

01:01:00
What do you think?

01:01:01
Yeah, do you like having a little hint of what it's going to be about or do you like

01:01:04
going in blind?

01:01:06
I should probably go in blind.

01:01:08
Yeah, I like that.

01:01:09
I'll just tell you this has a cult following.

01:01:13
That's it.

01:01:16
Okay, well, The Final Girls also has a cult following, so let's start there.

01:01:20
Um...

01:01:22
but from the poster alone, I can tell that this was not a great movie.

01:01:30
Jesus!

01:01:34
Well, I guess we'll find out next week.

01:01:40
See you then on the Killer Cuties Podcast.

01:01:43
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01:01:44
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01:01:46
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01:01:48
Bye!