Today, we’re talking about our second movie request: P2, a formulaic slasher set entirely in a parking garage starring Wes Bently. We also discuss some new horror movie announcements, including an Until Dawn adaptation, Pinocchio: Unstrung from the makers of Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, and a new addition to the Fear Street series on Netflix. In other horror news: Mia Goth is being sued by an extra for an alleged incident on the set of Maxxxine. And finally, we chat
👉 Until Dawn Announcement: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/until-dawn-video-game-movie-in-the-works-1235790911/
👉 Pinocchio: Unstrung First Look: https://www.cbr.com/pinocchio-unstrung-first-look-winnie-the-pooh-blood-and-honey/
👉 New Fear Street Film Announcement: https://variety.com/2024/film/news/fear-street-prom-queen-production-netflix-1235871198/
👉 Mia Goth Lawsuit: https://variety.com/2024/film/news/mia-goth-sued-kicking-maxxxine-background-actor-1235870660/
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Hello!
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Hi!
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Welcome back to Kaley Cooties Podcast.
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We are back.
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We are. Happy Tuesday.
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Happy Tuesday! You don't get that enough.
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Yeah.
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Tuesday. It's the forgotten day, some say.
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Do you remember why we decided on Tuesdays?
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Yeah, because we were going to call it Booz Day.
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Booz Day.
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But that just sounds like we're getting drunk.
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Maybe we are.
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That was the original.
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That actually was the original idea,
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was we were going to drink wine and talk about it.
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But then I was like, that's not actually why we did this.
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No.
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So that I can force you to watch every movie ever made in the horror genre.
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Yeah, and here we are, 55 movies later.
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That's pretty crazy.
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Yeah. Anyway, enough about us.
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Gross.
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Horror news.
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Oh, I like that. Is that our new?
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Can you do that every time we have some now?
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Absolutely. I'll try it again. Horror news.
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Perfect.
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I like that a lot.
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Perfect. Perfect. Perfect.
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I'll go first.
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Okay.
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Until Dawn, the video game.
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Yes.
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You know it?
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Yeah, I've never played it, but I played the Quarry,
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which I think is by the same company.
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It is.
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And that's the only fun fact I had about this news other than that.
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Don't drink it. I'm going to say something funny.
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Oh my God.
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I didn't know it was coming.
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Yeah, no. Until Dawn is a video game.
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It's a zombie survival, right?
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Zombie survival.
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It's a game.
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I knew it was like a survival game.
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Okay.
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Well, they're turning into a movie.
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There's a lot of video game movies that are happening.
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That's exciting.
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Yeah. I love a good video game movie.
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We're going to have to play it before it comes out.
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Yeah.
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It's directed by...
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What?
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Well, I think the reason I didn't play it is because it's on PC.
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I think it's just on PlayStation.
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It's just on PlayStation. You're right.
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I don't have one.
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So yeah, that definitely makes it harder.
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But Sony has done a really good job with their video game horror TV show,
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Last of Us, which just won a bunch of Emmys.
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Yes.
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Which is more news, but we're not talking about that.
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We're talking about Until Dawn.
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The guy who directed Shazam is directing it.
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Okay.
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And then Gary Dobberman, who was the screenwriter behind it,
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Annabelle and the Nun, is doing a pass on the script.
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So it's in good hands.
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All right. Well, well...
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No?
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Of those three movies, that one was good.
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Okay. Well...
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Anyways.
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I feel like it's in good hands. Anyway.
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That's exciting, though.
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I feel like people love that video game.
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I kind of want to watch a playthrough of it because I've never even done that.
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But people love it. So I'm excited to see it.
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Yeah. Should be fun.
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Yeah.
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Your turn.
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Okay.
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There's going to be a new Fear Street movie, which we haven't gotten to that yet.
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But Fear Street, it was originally released as a trilogy on Netflix.
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So it's like one story and told in three parts.
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And we'll watch them eventually.
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But they're based on the Fear Street books from R.L. Stine, known for Goosebumps.
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Yeah.
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I didn't know that.
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Right. Yeah. So it's pretty cool.
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But apparently this one's going to be based on the book, The Prom Queen, which is part of that series.
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So I'm excited because it's definitely a fun little trilogy.
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I feel like it's kind of underrated.
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Like, you don't hear a lot of buzz about it, but I enjoyed it.
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It was a fun little series.
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So definitely excited for that.
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And then the only other little thing I had was that the makers of Winnie the Pooh, Blood and Honey are back at it again with another public domain film.
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And apparently they're coming out with a Pinocchio horror movie.
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And can you guess what it's called, Katie?
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Pinocchio!
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I don't know.
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I wish. It's called Pinocchio Unstrung.
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So that'll probably be awful.
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And I'm definitely going to watch it.
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I feel like Pinocchio just hit the public domain too, because two or three years ago, they were just chugging out Pinocchio movies.
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Yeah, I still want to watch the one that Guillermo del Toro did, because apparently that was really good.
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Oh, yeah. I forgot about that one.
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I would watch it.
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Yeah, I'd watch that one before I watch Unstrung.
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Unstrung.
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Nice. Do you have any other horror news?
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Yeah, one more, one more.
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Hit me.
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Okay, so Mia Goff is being sued for battery by an extra on the set of Maxime.
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I guess the extra, his name is James Hunter, was laying on the ground in some scene covered in fake blood and just covered in ants and mosquitoes and having a really rough go.
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And at one point, Mia, I guess, almost stepped on him and he complained about it or someone complained about it.
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So the next take, she actually did step on him.
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She kicked him in the head, supposedly, allegedly, allegedly.
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Allegedly, yeah. Let's start there.
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Allegedly.
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If there's a lawsuit, we got to be putting those allegiances in.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Allegedly, the next take, she kicked him in the head.
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He immediately got a headache.
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He has since had headaches.
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And he was asked not to return back when he complained about it.
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Allegedly.
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So, and I guess she also allegedly laughed about it.
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I know. So, it'll be interesting to see how that one plays out.
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He was diagnosed with a concussion at a local hospital.
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So something did happen.
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Yeah.
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But yeah, we'll, we'll see.
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Yikes.
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Yep.
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Well, that's never fun.
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No.
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It has to be absolutely terrible to be an extra.
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So, yeah, I can't imagine getting a concussion would make things more enjoyable.
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Yeah. All that for $400?
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Not worth it.
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Couldn't be me.
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If that, sometimes it's just lunch in your credit.
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Yeah.
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Which, it's on my bucket list to be credited on a movie, so.
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Oh, okay.
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I might do it.
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Great. I love that for you.
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Thanks.
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Okay. Well, that's what you missed in horror news.
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Horror news.
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Perfect. Are we ready to talk about the film?
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Yeah. What are we here for?
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We're here for P2.
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P, as in Peter, two.
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As in double.
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Comes after one.
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Yeah. So a little mini review of the movie, if it's been a while since you've seen it.
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The story centers on a corporate climber who gets stuck working late on Christmas Eve
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and finds herself the target of an unhinged security guard.
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With no help in sight, the woman must overcome physical and psychological challenges to survive.
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It's from Bloody Disgusting.
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Thank you for that.
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Cute.
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I love that. I love just giving a little shout out so that I don't have to do any work.
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Yep.
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Yeah, the film was directed by Franck Calphoun.
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Calphoun, I think.
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I think he's French.
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But it stars Rachel Nichols and Wes Bentley.
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It received mixed reviews from critics.
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Didn't do super well in the box office either.
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Currently has a 5.9 on IMDB and a 34% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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Weirdly, though, Roger Ebert, who is notorious for scoring horror movies very lowly,
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gave it a three out of four.
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He said, although the plot may seem like a formulaic slasher film,
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P2 is in fact a very well-made atmospheric thriller with gritty yet realistic characters.
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So who's to say?
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We are. Let's get started.
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Oh, shit. That was terrible.
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Yeah, yeah. Sorry.
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But seriously, you're going to talk about it?
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Yeah, we are.
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What did you think?
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Let's just go straight into ratings.
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Overall, no.
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I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
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I mean, without giving too much away, I agree that it is formulaic,
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which, you know, I don't...
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It's crazy to me that it didn't do that well, though.
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Like that it bombed as hard as it did.
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Yeah.
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Because it's not the worst movie I've ever seen.
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It's very generic horror.
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Like it didn't do anything new.
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But the fact that it was like averaging like $977 at theaters is crazy.
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Like each theater made less than $1?
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Yes, it was averaging less than $1.
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Yeah, it did very, very poorly.
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That's so sad.
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Yeah, and it's crazy because I feel like now,
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I don't think it's necessarily generated like a cult following.
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But I do think that now when I hear it mentioned, it's almost always positively.
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I rarely see people bring it up just to shit on it now.
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Usually I'm like, oh, yeah, if you haven't seen this movie, it's fun.
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So it's interesting that it did as poorly as it did because I don't think it's that bad.
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I don't think it's amazing.
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But there's so many formulaic horror movies that you find at the box office.
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Yeah.
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I mean, towards the beginning, they all were.
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I mean, they were setting the formula.
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So I don't think that counts.
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I guess.
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If you're making the formula, you get to.
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I think there's movies that are released now that are formulaic.
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Isn't that more egregious than one that's from 2007?
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Yeah, 20 years ago.
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Don't say that.
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I'm sorry.
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Jesus.
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Yeah, I liked it.
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It took a while.
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I think she sets a guy on fire.
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How could you not?
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Right?
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Which that's all I've been asking for.
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All I've been asking for is kill your boyfriend movies.
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And here we are.
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I mean, I guess he wasn't really her boyfriend.
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Yeah, I don't think it was that.
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He tried.
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He did try to be her boyfriend.
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He did.
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He made an effort.
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He shot a shot.
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He did.
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It didn't work out, but.
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No.
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But no, I.
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I kind of liked it.
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I think that's fine.
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Thanks.
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Again, I feel like most people who talk about it now, at least that I see, are people who are fans.
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So.
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Yeah.
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And sometimes I'm sorry.
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Sometimes the critics are wrong.
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Not us.
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Not me.
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Ever.
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But sometimes the critics are wrong and sometimes the audience is wrong.
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It's a it's it's.
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Who's to say?
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Only you.
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Yeah.
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You are the one who has to decide.
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That was a lot.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't know what's happening to me today.
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I'm in a mood.
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Yeah, clearly.
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Anyway, I was so sure I was going to come into this saying that was a fucking thriller.
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Until.
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Oh.
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Until.
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Yes.
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The sceneries bashing the guy into the wall.
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Oh, God.
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That was brutal.
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That sure was something.
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Yeah.
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I feel like it's like that moment is.
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Mostly it for the gore in it, but they went for it.
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Well.
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Well.
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Oh, the nail scene.
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I hated that.
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Oh, I forgot about that.
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Yeah.
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I tried to forget about it.
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That's not what I was referring to.
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Oh, what were you thinking?
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The dog scene.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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That was rough.
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Yeah, this movie actually.
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I'll be honest, I watched this like once when it first kind of came out.
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And I think that was it.
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I don't think I've rewatched it since.
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And I didn't remember it being that graphic.
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So I was kind of like, like you remembering it as more of a thriller.
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Yeah.
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And then when you just kept ramming the car into the guy, I was like, oh.
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Yeah.
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OK.
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And the noises during the dog scene.
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Yeah, some squelching.
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Yeah, that wasn't super necessary.
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Yeah.
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It is what it is, I guess.
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Yeah.
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They hired three dogs to play that dog, by the way.
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Oh, I bet they were all such good boys.
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I know.
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It would be so fun to work on set with animals.
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Yeah.
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You don't think so?
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Remember that show at Universal?
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I feel like, yes, but I feel like it depends on the context.
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Because like.
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Well, OK, there's a movie called Love and Monsters.
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You should watch it.
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I've been trying to get Katie to watch this.
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I've been trying to get a lot of people to watch it.
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A lot of people to watch it.
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But you should watch it.
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Well, you gave us the option.
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OK, let me just set the stage a little.
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She gave us the option between Love and.
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Adventure movies.
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Love and Monsters.
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Jurassic Park.
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The 2022 Dune.
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The Mummy.
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And what was the other one?
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National Treasure.
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I thought people would pick the one that they probably haven't seen, OK?
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That was dumb.
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It wasn't my brightest moment.
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Yeah.
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But.
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But anyways.
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Go on.
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If anybody is listening and you haven't seen Love and Monsters, you actually should watch it.
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It's very underrated.
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Wasn't talked about enough and it's very good.
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But.
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Is it horror?
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During filming.
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No.
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OK, go ahead.
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Sorry.
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It's more like comedy adventure.
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Anyways, during filming, there's a dog in the movie and like no one was allowed to interact with the dog except the main character.
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Because they had to have like.
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Kind of like a trainer dog relationship.
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And so like imagine being like someone else on set and just being like.
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Get up at that dog.
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And you can't.
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He's working.
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He's busy.
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I know, but I don't want dogs to work.
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I want them to hang out with me.
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Anyways, on a side note, and this is this is a personal gripe that I have.
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I don't like.
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Wes.
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What?
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I don't.
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I don't know what it is about him.
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No, I do.
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It's.
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It all started when I watched him in season four of American Horror Story, and it was the worst performance.
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Like he was so bad at it.
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He was so bad at it.
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OK.
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And now I just think about that bad acting every time I watch him.
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So it makes his other performances bad.
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But even before that, I don't think that he really ever had a great performance.
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Like he got famous for American Beauty.
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And if I'm being honest, I forgot that it was him.
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I thought it was Jared Leto.
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Because I was like, yeah, fuck American Beauty.
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That's a terrible movie.
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Sorry, sorry, that's going to anger some people.
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I think American Beauty is a trash movie.
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But also, I thought it was even more trash because Jared Leto was in it.
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And I hate Jared Leto, but he's an actually bad person.
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I don't think Wes Bentley is like, I don't know if he's a bad person.
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He seems like a fine gentleman.
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But I don't like him.
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I'm sorry.
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I don't like his performances.
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It makes me cringe a little bit.
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I don't know.
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I'm sorry.
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First of all, American Beauty, I believe, is a Paul Newman movie.
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So you're not allowed to slander it.
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OK, well, it's also about a profile.
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True.
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Second of all, Kevin Spacey.
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So I'm allowed to say whatever I want about him.
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I forgot that he was in it.
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Second of all, I don't know.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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And I don't think he was that great in it.
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Was that an outstanding performance?
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No.
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Are you expecting outstanding performances in a teen movie?
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Yes.
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Stanley Tucci gave an outstanding performance in the Hunger Games.
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But that's Stanley Tucci.
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You can't expect that from everybody.
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OK.
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Pretty much everybody gave a very good performance in those movies.
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And his?
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Forgettable.
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Subpar.
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How could you forget him with that stupid ass mustache?
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If your beard is what makes you memorable, you didn't do that great of a job.
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Anybody could have played Seneca Crane.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll say it.
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I could have played Seneca Crane.
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Put a fucking beard on me.
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Get me in the room.
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Fill me some berries.
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I'll do it.
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Oh my god.
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Well, agree to disagree.
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I don't think American Beauty is what made him.
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I think the Hunger Games is what made him.
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Not saying that he did well in it.
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But I also don't hate him.
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What the hell?
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Well, I don't hate him as a person.
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I don't want to watch movies with him.
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Oh my god.
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Can you not?
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You have actors like that.
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You don't like Emma Stone.
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But I'll watch her movies.
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I just watched Poor Things.
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It was a great film.
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OK.
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Well, but you don't have an actor that they didn't do anything wrong.
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You just don't want to watch them in movies.
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You just don't think that they're that good.
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No.
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Oh.
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Yeah, probably.
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I mean, Emma Stone has one of them.
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I got a list.
00:20:39
But Mark Ruffalo was in Poor Things, so I had to watch it.
00:20:40
Emma Stone is a good actress.
00:20:43
I didn't say she wasn't.
00:20:44
I just don't want to watch her movies, generally.
00:20:47
OK.
00:20:48
That's fine.
00:20:49
Speaking of which.
00:20:50
You should watch Easy A, though.
00:20:51
I have seen Easy A.
00:20:53
Oh.
00:20:54
I thought you told me you hadn't seen it.
00:20:56
I don't like it.
00:20:58
I don't remember it.
00:20:59
But I've seen it.
00:21:00
It's a great film.
00:21:02
On the subject of Poor Things, which I believe is a horror movie, so relevant.
00:21:10
I don't think so.
00:21:12
People are freaking out.
00:21:14
People are freaking out about all the scenes in Saltburn.
00:21:18
Yeah.
00:21:19
There are significantly worse scenes in Poor Things.
00:21:23
You know what?
00:21:24
I heard someone say that as well.
00:21:26
Yeah.
00:21:27
And it kind of made me want to watch it because I didn't think Saltburn was that crazy.
00:21:32
I'm going to say it.
00:21:33
I didn't think Saltburn was crazy.
00:21:35
I thought Saltburn was a fucking masterpiece.
00:21:37
I thought.
00:21:38
Which you don't agree.
00:21:39
I liked it.
00:21:41
I thought it was a fucking masterpiece.
00:21:43
You liked it.
00:21:44
I don't.
00:21:45
Yeah, I don't think it was a masterpiece.
00:21:46
I enjoyed it a lot.
00:21:48
I just didn't like the ending.
00:21:51
But that's a whole separate part.
00:21:53
That's sad.
00:21:55
Not that scene.
00:21:57
The dance scene, obviously.
00:21:58
That was fine.
00:21:59
That's right.
00:22:00
We've talked about this.
00:22:01
Yeah.
00:22:02
Just like generally the ending.
00:22:03
Like plot wise.
00:22:04
Yeah.
00:22:05
Yeah.
00:22:06
I watched that movie to go to sleep every night.
00:22:08
That's interesting to me because honestly, that is kind of a, this is going to be a crazy thing that I'm about to say.
00:22:16
Kind of a slog.
00:22:18
Is that weird to say?
00:22:24
Like it kind of was just people hanging out for most of the movie.
00:22:29
I mean, I think the first.
00:22:32
So, okay.
00:22:33
Hour and a half.
00:22:34
It's two hours long.
00:22:36
No, the first time watching it, I probably agreed with you.
00:22:40
I probably was like what?
00:22:42
Because I was in the theater like what the fuck are we watching?
00:22:45
Why are we here?
00:22:46
Because my husband and I went in, we saw three movies without knowing anything about what they were about.
00:22:50
Yeah.
00:22:51
Back to back in the theater and then had mimosas in between each movie.
00:22:54
It was great.
00:22:56
But yeah, we went into it not knowing anything, which is the way to go.
00:23:00
See, people say that, but I feel like in the first five minutes, I knew exactly what was going to happen.
00:23:05
Not.
00:23:06
That's ridiculous.
00:23:07
Not those scenes, but like main plot wise.
00:23:11
Yeah.
00:23:12
Nothing really surprised me there.
00:23:15
Those few shock scenes.
00:23:17
Yes, there's no way you're predicting that.
00:23:20
But overall plot, I knew in the first five minutes.
00:23:25
It's honestly very similar to the plot of Killing of the Secret Deer, which also stars Barry Keeogan.
00:23:31
Keeogan?
00:23:32
Keeogan.
00:23:33
Sorry.
00:23:34
Don't apologize to me.
00:23:37
I'll call him after we get done.
00:23:41
But anyway, what were we talking about?
00:23:44
P2.
00:23:45
We were talking about Poor Things.
00:23:48
Oh, yeah.
00:23:49
Well, we've covered so many movies in such a short amount of time.
00:23:53
But no, there's a couple of scenes in Poor Things where it's like, what the fuck?
00:23:58
Yeah.
00:23:59
Yeah, that's what I've heard.
00:24:01
I want to watch that one too, though.
00:24:03
I've heard good things.
00:24:04
Whole movie is very what the fuck.
00:24:06
Anyway.
00:24:07
Okay.
00:24:08
P2.
00:24:09
P2.
00:24:10
Yeah.
00:24:11
More on Wes Bentley, actually.
00:24:13
Okay.
00:24:14
Not my opinions of him.
00:24:16
Thank God.
00:24:17
He had said that he had about a decade long addiction to cocaine and heroin.
00:24:27
Holy shit.
00:24:28
Yeah.
00:24:29
And this movie was made during that time.
00:24:33
So he said that he was only really accepting roles because he wanted the money to buy drugs.
00:24:39
And that's pretty much the reason he took this.
00:24:43
So that's really sad.
00:24:44
I'm glad that he's clean.
00:24:46
I don't like his acting, but I don't wish ill will on him.
00:24:50
I'm very happy that he is out of that place because that's really sad.
00:24:54
But he said it kind of happened because he started getting roles after American Beauty
00:25:00
and kind of delved into Hollywood, which usually doesn't end well for people.
00:25:07
Yeah.
00:25:08
And yeah, got into drugs.
00:25:11
And honestly, yeah, I feel like I could watch this movie and believe that that man was on
00:25:19
a lot of drugs.
00:25:22
He's almost unrecognizable.
00:25:25
And it's not because of the beard.
00:25:27
He's young.
00:25:28
In Hunger Games.
00:25:31
Can you imagine this movie, but he has the Seneca Crane beard.
00:25:35
Now that would be creepy.
00:25:39
Oh, yeah, no, he definitely looks like a little gaunter.
00:25:44
And I believe it.
00:25:45
Yeah, I certainly believe it.
00:25:47
Oh, yeah.
00:25:51
Unrelated to Wes Bentley.
00:25:53
Okay.
00:25:55
The movie was actually filmed in a parking garage in Toronto.
00:25:59
I love that.
00:26:01
I know.
00:26:02
More on set location.
00:26:05
Stop filming in front of a green screen.
00:26:07
Seriously.
00:26:08
Although sometimes I do think it's really impressive when they build a whole sound state, like a
00:26:12
whole set on a sound stage.
00:26:13
And it's like, yeah, but like, that's a house.
00:26:16
But why?
00:26:17
Save your budget.
00:26:19
Find a place to shoot.
00:26:21
Well, I feel like sometimes it makes more sense because if you need like specific things
00:26:27
for certain shots, if you have to find multiple locations to do that, it's going to be more
00:26:32
expensive rather than just building it.
00:26:35
So that's true.
00:26:36
There are times it makes more sense to do it.
00:26:40
But I don't know.
00:26:42
10 year old Cassidy, who wanted to be an actor.
00:26:46
I always imagined it on set and on location.
00:26:50
Yeah.
00:26:51
Being immersed.
00:26:52
Yeah.
00:26:54
Yeah.
00:26:56
Which I think Rachel Nichols, who played Angela, the main character, she even said filming
00:27:03
on location and actually being handcuffed all the time really helped her in the performance.
00:27:10
She was, she said, as frustrating as it was during filming, she thinks it was helpful
00:27:16
to be in the right mindset.
00:27:18
She was actually handcuffed.
00:27:20
Gosh.
00:27:21
And she went through like 15 different white dresses over filming.
00:27:27
Yeah.
00:27:28
Which makes sense.
00:27:30
You have to have varying degrees of blood.
00:27:36
Yeah.
00:27:38
Also, speaking of the dress, how did he pick a dress that fit her that well?
00:27:47
And is he available to shop for me?
00:27:51
Was it one that he bought or was it one that she had packed to go to her family's house?
00:27:55
I don't know, because she just wakes up in a different outfit.
00:28:00
See, I guess it would make more sense if it was hers that she packed.
00:28:05
Yeah.
00:28:06
That's what I was imagining.
00:28:08
I don't know.
00:28:09
I kind of like to imagine he's just tailoring it.
00:28:14
On his little size to perfection mannequin.
00:28:19
Yeah.
00:28:20
I mean, he had been stalking her for a long, long time.
00:28:24
So I would not be surprised if he had her exact dimensions figured out.
00:28:32
See, now it's weird.
00:28:34
Yeah.
00:28:35
Yeah.
00:28:36
I changed my mind.
00:28:37
Your idea is better.
00:28:38
Anyway.
00:28:41
I don't want to be stalked.
00:28:44
One tiny criticism of Wes Bentley.
00:28:49
Sorry.
00:28:50
We're just going to go back to him.
00:28:52
This poor man.
00:28:53
It was not believable at the beginning of the movie through until about the time he...
00:29:01
Maybe it was because his character was building up to it or whatever, but about the car scene is about where it started to be believable.
00:29:07
Like, oh, this guy's like office rocker.
00:29:09
Before that, it was not.
00:29:12
He was just some guy, you know, which maybe that was the point.
00:29:16
But I was like, oh my God, this guy's supposed to be a serial killer.
00:29:21
He's not creepy enough.
00:29:22
He's not unhinged enough.
00:29:24
It's just a guy.
00:29:26
Yeah.
00:29:27
I think that's fair.
00:29:29
Because also, I mean, you have to you kind of have to assume this is not his first time killing someone.
00:29:36
Do you assume that?
00:29:38
I do.
00:29:39
Oh, God.
00:29:40
Did him beating that man to death look like someone who hasn't done this before?
00:29:45
I don't know.
00:29:46
I didn't watch that part.
00:29:48
Look away.
00:29:52
Can we actually watch something we're talking about challenge impossible?
00:29:56
I mean, I had it on and it was playing.
00:30:00
I just went like this.
00:30:02
Okay.
00:30:03
Yeah.
00:30:04
I was paying attention.
00:30:05
I just didn't want to see it.
00:30:08
And then, of course, he rams them into the wall and I had to see that.
00:30:12
Yeah.
00:30:13
Yeah.
00:30:14
I kind of wanted to see that, though.
00:30:16
Oh, I mean, not not like that.
00:30:19
Oh, my God.
00:30:20
I didn't.
00:30:21
What?
00:30:22
What?
00:30:23
What?
00:30:24
No, I just mean, like, I was interested in.
00:30:31
Okay.
00:30:32
Weirdo.
00:30:35
No.
00:30:36
Okay.
00:30:37
Moving on.
00:30:40
Well, you know, in this movie.
00:30:47
West Bentley.
00:30:49
No.
00:30:50
So Jodie, who's like a throwaway character at the very beginning, is played by Miranda
00:30:57
Edwards, who you probably don't know by name or maybe even by face.
00:31:04
But she's the girl in Mean Girls who Tina Fey thinks is the new student from Africa.
00:31:12
And she says, I'm from Michigan.
00:31:14
Oh, my God.
00:31:17
That's funny.
00:31:18
So she's in this.
00:31:20
Yeah.
00:31:21
Which is my second favorite fun fact about this movie.
00:31:26
Do you want to know my first?
00:31:28
Yes, please.
00:31:31
The Spain distributors for this film decided to rename it to Parking 2 when they released
00:31:43
it, because P2 in Spanish would be pay dose.
00:31:50
Yeah.
00:31:51
And pay dose in Spanish means farts.
00:31:56
Oh, my God.
00:31:58
I didn't even know that.
00:32:00
I need pay 2 for pay dose.
00:32:02
So if people were like, oh, do you want to go see pay dose?
00:32:05
Farts?
00:32:06
They'd think it was farts.
00:32:08
Oh, that's actually kind of cute.
00:32:12
I think that's hilarious.
00:32:14
I wish they had kept it.
00:32:16
I kind of do too.
00:32:18
You know something that's really bothering me that has nothing to do with literally anything?
00:32:24
Absolutely always.
00:32:25
I just realized I had two rectangular items and two animal sculptures on the shelf behind
00:32:32
me.
00:32:33
So next episode, that's going to be moved around.
00:32:39
Yeah, that's crazy that you didn't notice that.
00:32:42
Until right now.
00:32:43
That's really bothering me.
00:32:44
I've noticed for ages.
00:32:46
Oh, my God.
00:32:47
I thought it was intentional to look that bad.
00:32:51
Oh, my God.
00:32:53
I've never noticed.
00:32:58
Okay, I'm just going to roll with this tangent that we're on here right now.
00:33:02
My dad got me an early birthday gift.
00:33:06
I don't know what.
00:33:07
I don't know.
00:33:08
I think he just wanted an excuse to buy me something.
00:33:10
But he bought me...
00:33:12
You're reticent June.
00:33:14
I know.
00:33:15
But he's like happy early birthday when he hands it to me.
00:33:18
This is a giant box.
00:33:19
My husband and I went to Portland.
00:33:21
We went to this bookstore.
00:33:23
One of my autistic fixations through high school was Pearl Harbor.
00:33:30
Not just the movie.
00:33:31
Yes, it was the movie.
00:33:32
But not just the movie.
00:33:34
Pearl Harbor in general and the attack on.
00:33:39
Okay.
00:33:40
We went to this bookstore, the largest bookstore in the world, I think.
00:33:45
It takes over an entire city block and it's like four stories.
00:33:50
It's enormous.
00:33:51
It's called Powell's, I think.
00:33:53
But we went there and they had this rare books room.
00:33:56
And in the rare books room, they had this eight volume, absolutely gorgeous, blue cloth bound.
00:34:04
It's called the magic of Pearl Harbor or something by the Department of Defense.
00:34:11
Absolutely gorgeous.
00:34:14
Anyway, I have been talking about it nonstop because we went to Portland like three months ago.
00:34:19
And I guess everybody was just sick of me talking about it because they finally bought it for me.
00:34:24
And I have it.
00:34:25
It's in the back of my car.
00:34:26
I think it's going to go right here.
00:34:29
And Steve and his stingray are going to have to move elsewhere.
00:34:35
I'm so happy for you.
00:34:39
Thank you.
00:34:40
Yeah.
00:34:41
I've basically read all eight volumes already.
00:34:44
That does not surprise me even a little bit.
00:34:50
Thank you.
00:34:51
Oh, it's so cool.
00:34:52
We can cut this out because I'm going to.
00:34:54
I'm just really excited about it.
00:34:55
But it's like all of the letters between the United States and Japan and the United States and like the Axis powers.
00:35:03
It's wild.
00:35:05
We knew that the attack on Pearl Harbor was going to happen in like January of 1941.
00:35:09
It's wild.
00:35:11
You don't care.
00:35:12
Okay.
00:35:13
P2.
00:35:14
I care so much about Pearl Harbor.
00:35:21
More specifically, my autistic fixations.
00:35:24
Yeah.
00:35:25
Yeah.
00:35:26
Thank you.
00:35:27
It's nice to be validated.
00:35:30
I support you and anything you would like to fixate on.
00:35:37
Maybe next time it could be something I like to.
00:35:41
Yeah, I'll get right on that.
00:35:43
That's how autism works, right?
00:35:45
Yeah.
00:35:46
Thanks.
00:35:47
You're welcome.
00:35:53
How scared?
00:35:56
Pearl Harbor or P2?
00:35:58
Pearl Harbor, five out of five.
00:36:00
Terrifying.
00:36:01
Terrifying.
00:36:02
And I don't mean the movie.
00:36:03
I mean the historical event.
00:36:04
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:05
To be clear.
00:36:06
No, P2.
00:36:07
It was not scary.
00:36:11
But I gave it a one and a half.
00:36:13
Okay.
00:36:14
What was the half?
00:36:16
I mean, I wouldn't like to be in that situation.
00:36:20
It would be scary to be in that scenario.
00:36:23
So I gave it a little bump.
00:36:26
That's true.
00:36:27
Apparently, too, the idea for this came from real life attacks that were happening to women
00:36:33
in parking garages in Paris.
00:36:35
Oh, God.
00:36:36
I know.
00:36:37
So that is scarier than the movie.
00:36:42
Exactly like Kim Kardashian.
00:36:45
She was attacked in Paris?
00:36:47
No, she was not in a parking garage.
00:36:51
Oh.
00:36:52
Sorry, Kim.
00:36:54
I gave it a one.
00:36:58
The chicks out.
00:37:00
Yeah, yeah.
00:37:02
I do.
00:37:03
I mean, I feel like the ones that do scare me are the ones that could actually happen.
00:37:07
But I feel like this was just so kind of over the top.
00:37:11
Honestly, Wes Bentley's performance was kind of campy.
00:37:13
It was kind of like, okay, calm down.
00:37:17
But not until the last third of the movie.
00:37:20
Yeah, true.
00:37:21
Yeah.
00:37:22
But I don't.
00:37:23
Yeah, I don't even remember being scared of it.
00:37:25
The first time I watched it was I was much more susceptible to being scared.
00:37:29
Sceptical.
00:37:30
Sceptical.
00:37:31
Thank you.
00:37:32
I think I should be allowed to say words however I want.
00:37:36
No, honestly.
00:37:37
I was just watching a TikTok about how you should you should be able to pronounce dinosaurs
00:37:42
however you want.
00:37:43
I agree.
00:37:45
Unless you say Diplodocus because that is fucking wrong.
00:37:48
It's Diplodocus.
00:37:51
Thank you.
00:37:52
I will say it how I want, which is dip dip dip God is Diplodocus.
00:38:00
What is it?
00:38:01
You don't even know what I'm talking about.
00:38:02
I don't.
00:38:03
Diplodocus.
00:38:04
Diplodocus.
00:38:05
That's what.
00:38:06
Yeah, it's a lot.
00:38:07
That's what I said.
00:38:08
Okay.
00:38:09
Diplodocus.
00:38:10
Diplodocus.
00:38:11
Okay.
00:38:12
We're saying the same thing.
00:38:15
Yeah.
00:38:16
Yeah.
00:38:17
Finally.
00:38:18
No, I think from the start.
00:38:20
Hmm.
00:38:21
Is what maybe my mic's bad.
00:38:23
Diplodocus.
00:38:24
That's what we have the same mic.
00:38:26
I said it.
00:38:29
Anyway.
00:38:30
Okay.
00:38:31
How sexy do you think it was?
00:38:36
I gave it a one.
00:38:38
Oh, I know.
00:38:39
It's kind of off brand for me.
00:38:42
Why?
00:38:43
Is it off brand for you?
00:38:45
I don't like West Bentley.
00:38:48
That's on brand.
00:38:49
I don't know.
00:38:50
Like a.
00:38:51
That's true.
00:38:54
But sometimes I like like, oh, you know, oh, crazy killer.
00:39:00
Okay.
00:39:01
But I did.
00:39:03
He didn't do it for me.
00:39:04
And then, you know, I do usually like a female protagonist who's, you know, maybe covered
00:39:11
in blood and in a nice dress and setting men on fire.
00:39:15
But I don't know.
00:39:16
No offense to her.
00:39:18
She's a little too blonde.
00:39:20
I don't know.
00:39:21
Oh, yikes.
00:39:22
Okay.
00:39:23
I don't like blondes.
00:39:24
Okay.
00:39:25
I'm sorry.
00:39:26
I don't think you are.
00:39:27
I don't think you are.
00:39:28
I don't think you are.
00:39:29
I don't think you are.
00:39:30
I don't think you are.
00:39:31
I don't think you are.
00:39:32
I don't think you are.
00:39:34
I am less sorry about not liking people with blue eyes.
00:39:38
Is that better or worse?
00:39:40
It's understandable.
00:39:41
I think I'm allowed to because I was blonde for a large portion of my life and I have
00:39:47
blue eyes.
00:39:48
So I'm allowed to not like that.
00:39:52
Okay.
00:39:53
Okay.
00:39:54
Thank you.
00:39:55
How sexy did you think it was?
00:39:56
I gave it a two.
00:39:57
Oh, I'm sorry.
00:39:58
I'm sorry.
00:39:59
I gave it a two.
00:40:02
Oh, the girl with the guy.
00:40:06
The girl.
00:40:07
Oh.
00:40:08
Not West Bentley.
00:40:11
Not without his mustache.
00:40:14
His beard.
00:40:15
The Seneca Crane beard?
00:40:17
Yeah.
00:40:18
Okay.
00:40:19
I see it.
00:40:20
Thank you.
00:40:21
Thank you.
00:40:22
Thank you.
00:40:23
God.
00:40:24
Try to judge me.
00:40:25
No, I just had to, I had to picture it and then think about it in that context.
00:40:28
Yeah.
00:40:29
And then it clicked.
00:40:32
It literally looks like he sat on a Smeagol.
00:40:36
Smeagol?
00:40:37
Smear- Smear- Smeargle?
00:40:38
The Pokemon with a paint brush on his butt.
00:40:43
Yes.
00:40:44
That's what it looks like.
00:40:48
It does.
00:40:49
Thank you.
00:40:50
I thought you were trying to say Smeagol.
00:40:52
No, what's the same?
00:40:53
And I was like, nope.
00:40:55
I think it is Smeargle.
00:40:56
Smeargle?
00:40:57
Yeah.
00:40:58
Wait, paintbrush Pokemon.
00:41:01
Yeah, Smeargle.
00:41:04
Yeah.
00:41:05
Yeah.
00:41:06
I thought you were trying to say Smeagol though.
00:41:08
The guy from The Rings.
00:41:09
I did say that, but that's not what I meant.
00:41:12
I hoped because I was confused.
00:41:14
I thought maybe I missed something in the nine hours it took to watch those fucking movies.
00:41:19
Longer than that.
00:41:21
I don't know.
00:41:23
I blacked out half way through.
00:41:25
I didn't even watch The Hobbits.
00:41:27
Stop your complaining.
00:41:31
I can't.
00:41:32
I gave it the old college try.
00:41:33
I think that's good enough.
00:41:34
Yeah, that's all we can ask of you.
00:41:36
Thank you.
00:41:38
That's all I ask of you.
00:41:46
Anyway.
00:41:48
I wish I could just leave.
00:41:51
I mean, you can.
00:41:52
I just disappear from the screen.
00:41:55
Just like...
00:41:57
Got a blast.
00:41:59
Infinity ring.
00:42:00
Infinity gauntlet.
00:42:02
I don't feel so well.
00:42:06
Oh yeah, that's a sad one.
00:42:08
I've only seen the memes.
00:42:09
I've never seen it.
00:42:10
Yeah.
00:42:11
Well, what's even more sad is that he improvised that.
00:42:13
Oh, okay.
00:42:14
I saw that.
00:42:15
Do you?
00:42:16
Oh no.
00:42:17
Anyway.
00:42:18
What's next?
00:42:20
How fucked up did you think it was?
00:42:25
I gave it a 1.5.
00:42:28
Okay.
00:42:29
Because I did not like the scene where she ripped off her tail.
00:42:33
I didn't like it.
00:42:35
I didn't like that at all.
00:42:36
I don't like that in any context.
00:42:38
And that is what did it for me.
00:42:40
Okay.
00:42:41
What about you?
00:42:42
I also gave it a 1.5, but for that scene and the car smashing scene.
00:42:47
Okay.
00:42:48
I don't like that.
00:42:50
Nail scene at all.
00:42:51
I didn't like it in black Swan either.
00:42:53
It was worse in black Swan arguably, but yeah, no.
00:42:58
Thank you.
00:42:59
Oh, stop.
00:43:00
I just pictured it.
00:43:02
Well, oh, cause it's the.
00:43:05
Don't, don't.
00:43:06
We don't need to talk about it.
00:43:09
I had forgotten about it.
00:43:11
And then you brought it up.
00:43:13
Well, I had forgotten about the one in this movie.
00:43:16
And then you brought it up.
00:43:17
We just, you watched it two days ago.
00:43:19
I watched it like four days ago.
00:43:21
It was in the know.
00:43:24
I had successfully suppressed that memory and that's rude of you to bring it up.
00:43:30
Sorry.
00:43:31
Well, you haven't watched it two days ago.
00:43:34
Now I'm going to be stressed.
00:43:37
I literally watched it less than 48 hours ago and I had forgotten all about it.
00:43:41
I tried to block it out.
00:43:44
Just for fun.
00:43:45
You just watched black Swan.
00:43:46
No, P2.
00:43:47
Oh, P2.
00:43:48
You said four days ago and then you said two days ago.
00:43:50
So I thought you were talking about four days ago.
00:43:52
You watched P2 and then two days ago you watched black Swan.
00:43:54
And I was like, what, just for fun?
00:43:55
No, I have not seen black Swan since the first time I saw it, which was like a year after it came out.
00:44:01
I definitely rewatched it, but I think only twice.
00:44:04
Oh, it's been like a year or so.
00:44:07
Natalie Portman has much better horror movies.
00:44:10
It sounds like great film though.
00:44:13
It's not bad.
00:44:15
It's not her best.
00:44:17
What's her best horror movie?
00:44:19
Annihilation.
00:44:22
We're talking about it in like two episodes.
00:44:25
Okay.
00:44:27
Oh, God.
00:44:30
Okay, well.
00:44:32
I won't spoil anything, but personally, I like black Swan better.
00:44:37
Overall, what did you think of P2?
00:44:41
I gave it a P3.
00:44:44
Wow.
00:44:46
Yeah, I liked it.
00:44:47
All right.
00:44:48
Yeah, it wasn't a great film, but it really wasn't a bad film.
00:44:52
Fair.
00:44:54
I liked it.
00:44:55
I'd watch it again and I would make other people watch it with me.
00:44:58
Look at you go.
00:45:00
It was a fun little, you know, it was cute.
00:45:03
Adorable.
00:45:05
Yeah, so cute.
00:45:09
But no, I think if the acting were any better, if they had casted it a little better,
00:45:13
maybe it would have been a five.
00:45:15
I think they should remake it.
00:45:17
Honestly.
00:45:18
Really?
00:45:19
Oh, yeah, I'd fuck with a remake.
00:45:20
Okay.
00:45:21
Okay.
00:45:22
Yeah.
00:45:23
You know?
00:45:24
Yeah.
00:45:25
It's about time.
00:45:26
20 years.
00:45:27
I would watch a remake of this.
00:45:29
Totally.
00:45:30
It's like, I feel like it's gaining some traction right now.
00:45:35
People are watching it.
00:45:36
Oh, which by the way, I saw some scene on TikTok not knowing that it was from this movie.
00:45:42
Oh, really?
00:45:43
Yeah.
00:45:44
I forget what scene it was though.
00:45:45
She was at the table, but I don't remember which.
00:45:49
I guess that's only one scene in the movie.
00:45:51
Yeah.
00:45:52
Her waking.
00:45:53
Oh, no.
00:45:54
You know what it was?
00:45:55
It was her making the phone call to her parent or to her family.
00:45:57
Oh.
00:45:58
I saw that scene on TikTok.
00:46:00
Yeah.
00:46:01
And him coaching her through it or whatever.
00:46:02
I don't remember what the point of me bringing that up is, but either way, I would definitely
00:46:08
watch a remake of it.
00:46:09
All right.
00:46:10
Cool.
00:46:11
Yeah.
00:46:12
Yeah.
00:46:13
I feel like there's things that could be improved upon that would make me interested in reimagining.
00:46:19
Yeah.
00:46:20
And that's why they make remakes.
00:46:23
No, they do it for money.
00:46:25
Yeah, you're right.
00:46:26
I mean, they wouldn't remake a perfect film.
00:46:30
They have.
00:46:31
Name one.
00:46:32
And they will.
00:46:33
I'll have to think about it more.
00:46:36
Yeah, that's telling.
00:46:37
They haven't remade Titanic.
00:46:39
They remade Halloween, though you like Halloween.
00:46:42
That's not a perfect film.
00:46:44
It's not.
00:46:45
In my opinion.
00:46:46
It's not.
00:46:47
I'm trying to think of like a perfect film, though.
00:46:51
Shrek.
00:46:52
Titanic.
00:46:53
Exactly.
00:46:54
Exactly.
00:46:55
They would never remake Shrek.
00:46:57
Actually, I just want to put it in my mouth because they made a fucking musical.
00:47:01
That's what I thought.
00:47:02
There it is, folks.
00:47:03
Wrap it up.
00:47:04
I win.
00:47:05
Gross.
00:47:06
But that's not a remake.
00:47:07
That's a that's a reimagining, a retelling.
00:47:10
Yeah, they're not remaking it.
00:47:13
Okay.
00:47:14
I'll have to think more on that.
00:47:16
I'm sure there's some.
00:47:17
Yeah, I'm sure you're wrong.
00:47:21
They wouldn't remake a perfect film.
00:47:23
You know what they would do?
00:47:24
They would re-release it.
00:47:27
Or make a sequel.
00:47:29
Yeah, they would re-release it in 4K or some remaster.
00:47:33
I feel like they still remake like good films that don't need to be touched.
00:47:39
Not perfect ones.
00:47:42
Shrek is the only perfect film.
00:47:49
Yeah, okay.
00:47:52
What did you what are we talking about?
00:47:56
Overall?
00:47:59
I gave it a two.
00:48:01
Oh, sad.
00:48:02
I'm sorry.
00:48:03
I know.
00:48:04
I liked it.
00:48:05
I don't hate it.
00:48:06
I do think it kind of gets shit on more than it deserves.
00:48:09
Like it's not as bad as people make it out to be.
00:48:13
But it is kind of forgettable.
00:48:17
Like I watched this once when it came out and I've never had the urge to re-watch it.
00:48:24
I don't know.
00:48:25
You say you don't you say you don't hate it.
00:48:27
But a two out of a five is an F.
00:48:30
I gave Night Swim a one point.
00:48:34
Well, because I hate it.
00:48:38
So this movie is only point five better than Night Swim?
00:48:44
Well, yeah.
00:48:50
Really?
00:48:51
But like if you think about it in like percentages.
00:48:55
Math?
00:48:56
10% higher?
00:48:58
Yeah, that's good.
00:49:00
It's just I don't think some of the performance words were great.
00:49:05
It is super formulaic.
00:49:07
I don't think it like did anything super different or unique or incredible.
00:49:13
It was just like a fine horror movie.
00:49:17
Okay.
00:49:18
It was just fine.
00:49:21
Okay.
00:49:24
Well, can't please everyone clearly.
00:49:28
Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:49:30
I don't know.
00:49:31
I'm just thinking like if I never watch this again, I think I'd be fine.
00:49:34
Sad.
00:49:35
I'm so sorry.
00:49:36
I'll watch it with you again someday.
00:49:38
Thank you.
00:49:39
Just to make you happy.
00:49:40
Thanks.
00:49:42
Thanks.
00:49:45
Leading up to the inevitable remake.
00:49:48
Obviously, yes.
00:49:50
We're writing it now.
00:49:52
Yeah.
00:49:55
Well, once again,
00:49:59
I'm not going to make you predict next week's because you've already started it.
00:50:03
Because it is a TV series.
00:50:04
It's a limited series, The Haunting of Hill House.
00:50:09
So since it's 10 hours, kind of got a jump start on that.
00:50:13
I won't make you predict it.
00:50:17
But I do have a question for you.
00:50:19
Oh, yeah, we totally.
00:50:23
We skipped if we would.
00:50:25
Yeah.
00:50:26
Yeah.
00:50:27
I forgot about that.
00:50:28
Yeah.
00:50:29
So would you survive?
00:50:30
Yeah.
00:50:31
Would you like to go first?
00:50:32
Pretend like I asked.
00:50:33
Sure.
00:50:34
Yeah.
00:50:35
Let's here.
00:50:36
Do it again real quick.
00:50:37
Okay.
00:50:38
Oh, would you survive?
00:50:39
Oh, my God.
00:50:40
I totally forgot about that question.
00:50:43
Yes.
00:50:45
Okay.
00:50:46
So in the moment where she stops him in the back with the fork,
00:50:50
I'm not stabbing him in the back.
00:50:52
I'm stabbing him in the jugular and I'm taking it out and I'm stabbing him repeatedly until he dies.
00:50:58
Done.
00:50:59
Okay.
00:51:00
Yeah.
00:51:02
Okay.
00:51:04
What about you?
00:51:05
I'm not killing a dog.
00:51:08
You don't have to.
00:51:09
If you kill him when I did, the dog still chained up.
00:51:11
I don't think I would have killed him then.
00:51:14
That's crazy.
00:51:16
Yeah.
00:51:17
At that point...
00:51:18
You wouldn't kill a dog if it was taking chunks out of your arm.
00:51:22
I don't know.
00:51:24
I don't know.
00:51:26
You would.
00:51:29
Her leg.
00:51:30
It was her leg.
00:51:31
Oh, yeah.
00:51:32
Her leg.
00:51:33
I don't know, man.
00:51:34
I don't know.
00:51:35
Yeah.
00:51:36
I think the dog's killing me.
00:51:39
You're just letting it?
00:51:42
What else am I supposed to do?
00:51:44
Kill it?
00:51:45
Yes.
00:51:46
I just don't think there's a really high probability of me having killed him before the dog attack.
00:51:55
And I don't know.
00:51:58
I don't know.
00:51:59
I don't know.
00:52:01
I think you would kill the dog.
00:52:05
If it came down to it.
00:52:07
I'm just so uncomfortable with that idea.
00:52:09
I know.
00:52:10
I think you'd be surprised what people would do if it came down to actually live or die.
00:52:17
Okay.
00:52:18
So if I kill the dog...
00:52:20
Yeah.
00:52:21
Then all I have to do is set him on fire.
00:52:24
Well, yeah.
00:52:25
I definitely want to stab him in the eye.
00:52:28
Easy.
00:52:29
Okay.
00:52:30
You know what else is annoying to me in that movie?
00:52:33
She locks him in that place and then she gets in the car and she drives all up and he beats her up there.
00:52:39
That's annoying.
00:52:41
Yeah.
00:52:42
Also, another question, which I just thought of.
00:52:46
Okay.
00:52:47
This movie was suggested to us because we had previously talked about movies that take place in one location.
00:52:53
And this is a movie that just takes place in this parking garage, right?
00:52:56
Yeah.
00:52:57
Great example.
00:52:58
If you were going to make a horror movie and it had to take place in one location, where would you choose?
00:53:03
I mean, my first inclination was a cave.
00:53:06
The descent.
00:53:07
Yeah. I mean, there can be more cave movies.
00:53:10
That's just one.
00:53:11
I wanted to see if you would say a place that I can't think of.
00:53:16
Oh, I mean, please.
00:53:18
You think I'm coming up with an original idea?
00:53:21
You do every week.
00:53:23
Oh, I guess that's true.
00:53:25
But no, I would do...
00:53:30
Specifically, I would do the cave.
00:53:34
The creepypasta that I made you read.
00:53:39
Have I not made you read that?
00:53:41
I don't think so.
00:53:43
Oh, it's like a website.
00:53:45
It's like a website called Ted's Cave.
00:53:50
Oh, wait. Yes. Yes.
00:53:53
They did make a movie about it, but it was awful.
00:53:55
Yeah. I remember you sent it to me when I was doing my 50-hour stream.
00:54:02
Oh.
00:54:04
And I was like, that's too much reading.
00:54:05
I can't do this right now.
00:54:06
And then I saved it and I read it later.
00:54:08
Oh. Yeah. That is fucking creepy.
00:54:12
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:54:13
Because isn't that based on the Nutty Putty cave?
00:54:17
Or is it just similar?
00:54:20
No, because he doesn't get stuck, I don't think.
00:54:23
Okay. Maybe we just talked about Nutty Putty during that.
00:54:27
And that's why I'm connecting the two.
00:54:29
Maybe. I don't know.
00:54:33
But either way, I would love a good movie.
00:54:38
They did make a movie about it. It was not good.
00:54:40
I love a good movie off that.
00:54:43
Okay.
00:54:45
Just set in the cave, not anywhere else.
00:54:47
Just in that specific cave.
00:54:53
Yep. How about you?
00:54:55
Where would you set your one location only horror movie?
00:54:59
I don't know.
00:55:01
But every time people talk about caves and I just think of the...
00:55:06
that one comic that's like, that's my hole.
00:55:10
And they go into the...
00:55:12
What is that?
00:55:13
Oh shit. Yeah.
00:55:14
It's like...
00:55:15
Oh my gosh. That's my hole.
00:55:18
Put it on save search.
00:55:20
Yep. Yep.
00:55:22
The Enigma of Omegara Fault.
00:55:25
Yes.
00:55:26
That's that shit I like.
00:55:28
That is such a good comic.
00:55:30
Comic? Is it a comic? I don't...
00:55:32
I think it's a manga.
00:55:33
Manga?
00:55:34
Yeah.
00:55:35
So good.
00:55:36
That's one location.
00:55:38
I would like a movie made about that.
00:55:40
Yeah. Honestly? So good.
00:55:43
Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:44
It's a fun one.
00:55:46
It is.
00:55:48
I'd watch it.
00:55:50
Yeah.
00:55:51
I would watch it.
00:55:53
Um...
00:55:55
Yeah. That's kind of it.
00:55:57
Any other thoughts on P2?
00:55:59
No. I don't think so.
00:56:01
Thanks again for the recommendation.
00:56:03
Yeah.
00:56:04
Yeah.
00:56:05
It's always fun.
00:56:07
Totally.
00:56:08
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00:56:12
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00:56:13
Comment.
00:56:14
Please.
00:56:15
Tell us what to watch.
00:56:16
Please. Help us.
00:56:17
I'm so sick of Cassidy bullying me into watching movies that she wants me to watch.
00:56:22
I want somebody else to tell me what to watch.
00:56:25
I try to space it out based on...
00:56:29
Era, genre, director.
00:56:33
I know.
00:56:34
It's hard.
00:56:35
I know.
00:56:36
So everybody else do the work for me and tell us which movies you'd like to see us talk about.
00:56:39
Yes, please.
00:56:40
Make my job easier. Please.
00:56:43
Yeah. Put me out of my misery.
00:56:45
Yeah. But until then, I'm excited for you to finish The Haunting of Hill House and to talk about it next week.
00:56:50
Me too.
00:56:51
Alright. See you then.
00:56:53
We'll see you then.
00:56:54
Bye.