54. Night Swim (2024) | 28 Years Later Confirmed with Danny Boyle + Alex Garland | January Horror Movies

[00:00:07] All right, hello welcome back to Killer Cuties. Can you got a new mic? Did you tell? I can. But it's nice to see you sitting back from the mic and I can still hear you. Yeah, I can whisper a little. Yeah, yeah, that's cute. Yeah, I like that.

[00:00:47] Love it. ASMR stream coming soon. Oh my God. I would love that. You're little, your crunches. Yeah, he does crunches on her stream. It's fantastic. It's been a while since I've done one. Yeah. Well, now's your, how's your sign? No, okay, I like the present.

[00:01:07] You see like one of these. Oh, no, I don't like that. Okay, I'll cut that out. I'm very specific of what ASMR I enjoy and it's not a lot of it. It's okay. Good. No. But there's probably people out there who love that shit.

[00:01:26] So I know there's people out there. Yeah, yeah, of course. Okay, hornets. We have, we have some exciting hornets today. Yes. Tell me about it. We ate years later has been confirmed. There's been like rumors about this for forever. Obviously we had 28 days later, 28 weeks later.

[00:01:51] Everybody was expecting 28 months later. But it's been so long now that 28 years kind of makes a little bit more sense. Yes. But yeah, it's been confirmed. Danny Boyle in Alex Garland are coming back. The writer and director for the original. So that's super exciting too.

[00:02:12] So yeah, I kind of keep an eye on that. There's no news yet on Killian Murphy. But he has in the past said that if Danny Boyle and Alex Garland came back, he would consider coming back. So I don't know.

[00:02:27] There's a lot of people saying that they would really enjoy that. There's a lot of people who kind of want Jim Hanna and Selena to have their happy ending. And yeah, I kind of sit in the middle of it. I don't know.

[00:02:40] I like that they had their happy ending, but like who doesn't want to be in back. In a zombie movie. Yeah, he's fresh off a Golden Globe win or a couple of Golden Globe wins for Openheimer. So his price tag just went up quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:03:00] Yeah. We'll see. I think I agree with you though. I would rather than do a fresh story with the same kind of monsters. I'd be really excited to see what they could do with today's technology. Yeah? On the zombies.

[00:03:16] Yeah, I feel like this is obviously the original real kind of simple. Which worked really well. They didn't need a lot of special effects or anything like that. But I'm excited regardless. I love the original. I enjoyed this sequel. Yeah. Yeah, happy. Me too.

[00:03:40] Look at the forward of that. Yeah. And then another horror news Abigail, the film The Trailer Just dropped, we'll have to post a link for that. But I'm kind of excited. It looks can't be. It looks funny. It looks silly.

[00:03:56] It looks like it would be a fun time. So I'm looking forward to it. I haven't really heard anything about it. And then the trailer dropped and I was like, oh shit, okay? Yeah, then here's the trailer. Somebody's in it that has since died. Yeah. Angus cloud.

[00:04:16] Is it it? Angus cloud. Yeah. Yeah. So his last movie, I think, is first. First of all. You missed him last movie. Yeah. It's definitely like, yeah. It's sad when you watch a movie like that. Yeah.

[00:04:32] Hopefully it'll be a fun can be movie and yeah, I'm going to afford to it too. Yeah, same. Because I think stuff. Always. If you have any horror news, oh listeners, please put it in the comments. I'm trying to point away the comments would be for me.

[00:05:00] Well, what are we here for? Oh, we're here for the new release. Night swim. I was at night store. Night storm. I don't know. That was literally oh my god. Night storm was like a teen club in Iowa. Oh, what? Yeah.

[00:05:25] And like it was where you, the cool kids went and like danced and grinded off each other. I only went. Oh, oh. It scared me. It's my never mind. That sounds terrifying.

[00:05:39] Yeah, that actually just unlocked a memory for me because I couldn't remember the name of the movie. Whoops. Shit. Alright. Let's go. Well, night swim is what we're here to talk about today. We're going to be in the first release last week.

[00:05:58] We can have to go at the time this is released. If you haven't seen it, you got to see it in theaters. It's not on streaming yet. But for a quick quick taste of what it's about from Google forced into early retirement by a degenerative illness.

[00:06:15] Former baseball player Ray Wallard moves into a new house with his wife and two children. He hopes that the backyard swimming pool will be fun for the kids and provide physical therapy for him. I think he's a typical therapy for himself.

[00:06:26] However, a dark secret from the homes past soon unleashes a malevolent force that drags the family into the depths of inescapable terror. Wow. That's what it sounds like. Except. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah. It starts a white Russell and Carrie Condon. Oh, yeah.

[00:06:49] I think we're going to be right in the direction by Bryce McWyer. And I think Rob Blackhurst helped write it as well. Yeah, Bryce and Rod both did the story. Yeah. How do a 15 million dollar budget, which if you see the movie is wild?

[00:07:05] We'll get into that later. And we don't know how much it's made yet because it's not done. It's still in theaters. Yeah. I know it's already made back its budget as of now. Uh, what more could you ask for? Make back your original budget. Oh, a lot.

[00:07:27] I could ask for a lot. Okay. No, I'm kidding. But yeah, as Katie said it's only in theaters. You said you'd have to go see it in theaters. You don't have to. You can wait. I mean, right if you want to see it right now.

[00:07:43] I think you are dying to see this movie right now. Um, don't. And then also, just wait. I promise it's not a messy. Not to give away too much. Uh, but it, it is a whopping 24% of rents made so far.

[00:08:02] And uh, in a five out of 10 on 9 dB. So if that tells anything about your need to go see it right now. Yeah. Yes. Um, need to see it in theaters. No, want to see it in theaters? You're a prerogative. I don't recommend it. But you can.

[00:08:23] It's available to you as an option. It is. Also, I wanted to say, I win because it was supernatural. Correct. And that was our debate last episode when we're both predicting. And I was right. So. You were. You were. Very good. I was wrong. Um, yeah.

[00:08:46] Well, where should we start? Let's, you know what? Let's just talk about the making of it first. Okay. It was based on a short. Did you watch it? Did you watch the short? No, no, no. That'd be crazy.

[00:09:17] You just fly up by the city of pants like not in one. I did that once. We talked about this. I definitely did that in a very early episode. It wasn't midnight mass when you didn't you miss an episode? No, no, that was an accident.

[00:09:37] I fell asleep and didn't realize I skipped an episode. Wait, what? What movie did you not watch? Um, it was one of the earlier ones. I didn't remember. You were never told me this. Yes, I have. No, yes, it's on. It's even an episode.

[00:09:56] We talk about how there was a movie. I could not watch all the way through. I fast forward it. There's one. And then I read a bunch of fun facts. You're a monster. Well, you're the real monster. He made me watch the damn movie.

[00:10:14] I thought it was good. Oh, was it? I think so. Oh, people are going to hate you for that, Tady. Let him. Oh. But no, I meant the original short. It's okay. No. Okay. It's really short. It's like three minutes long. Oh. Yeah, he brought me a McGuire,

[00:10:46] and he brought me a golden dragon, and it was filmed in Michelle Breitch's pool. And then used her cat as well. Yeah. So that's fun. You didn't even mention the most fun part about the short. That it is better than the short.

[00:11:10] I'm sure people can tell that that's a given based on our very limited response. Yeah. You're right. He really wanted to film this movie, but I'm not. We're just not far enough into the episode to give our full opinion yet. We're not there.

[00:11:27] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's seeping through. Why can't I help? But I'm sorry. Yeah, I can't wait until we get into my notes app. Oh, and I took notes while I watch the movie. We know the best part about the short is it's it's James Wands,

[00:11:43] the tons of atomic monster. The short or this? The short. The short. The short is that a woman terrorized in her pool by an evil spirit to James Wands, atomic monster. Oh. James Wands everywhere. He is. You can't escape.

[00:12:02] They originally wanted to build the set in a back lot, but because when they were filming was winter in SoCal and it was unusually rainy, so I'm super wet and they just weren't able to do it.

[00:12:20] So then they said they had a scour Southern California for houses with pools in the backyard. I'm like, sounds easy. Yeah. Yeah. Every house has a pool. Yeah. But apparently it took them a long time to find the right house and they ended up finding one in Altsadima,

[00:12:41] which is a little bit east of LA. So that's where they found. Wow. Unfocated. Although they did use a look at the indoor olympic size swimming pool for some of the scenes. I like the characters are really deep. Yeah. I'm sure. Yeah.

[00:13:01] There were some scenes where that pool was ten times as long as it was. Then it actually was. Oh yeah, for sure. It was definitely trying to. It was a little surreal, you know, a little. Yeah. It was almost alternate. Time. I don't know. I don't know.

[00:13:21] I don't know. Can't you. Exited that idea so much. Yeah. You like actually no. I'm just trying to make it cooler than it's. It's just impossible to make it sound good. Yeah, you don't have to. It's fine. It's fine. The people already know. Yeah. They really do. Yeah.

[00:13:44] Unfortunately. But they did. Yeah. Um. They used blue screen for couple scenes, but they tried to film most of it actually under water, which is. Oh nice. Kind of cool. I always like that. Yeah. The practical effects gal over here. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Um.

[00:14:07] I was going to tell you too, the stunt corner that they used is Mark Rainer, who's team. Team. Wait. Roll that back? The what? The stunt coordinator? You said coordinator. No. Definitely. Clip it. Ha ha ha. Well. By any way. Who does that? Yeah. Coordinator. Okay.

[00:14:32] Maybe not just set it fast. You definitely said not. I'm not a good enunciate. Um, anyways. He is team includes performers who had just come off of doing avatar the way of water. I thought you'd like that. And I do like that. Oh, that's cool.

[00:14:55] Um, that's super fun because James Cameron is, I don't know what word to describe him. But a guy. A man of mouth. I don't know. I said the word I'm going to court. He's, he's, that's his whole thing.

[00:15:14] His whole stick is training people to act underwater and how to make the camera capture that. Like that's his whole thing. So those people are incredibly well trained by the most qualified people in the entire world. And they die well. That's what I appreciate about that.

[00:15:28] That is a fun fact. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. I read that and which there really wasn't a lot of information on this movie. Yeah. Because it did just come out. But I was scouring for information. And I ended up finding on Wikipedia.

[00:15:47] They had linked for the source. The production notes. So I read through a lot of that and that's how I found out who worked on the movie and what they've done before and stuff like that, which is kind of interesting.

[00:16:04] I don't, I've never dug that far into Wikipedia. So yeah. Fun. Well, we're part of the movie. It was interesting. Yeah, the making of it. I feel like it's, I feel like that's always kind of interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what else did I find?

[00:16:28] They had all the actors do they had to pass a basic swimming test before production started. And then they had to basically just sit underwater and watch the divers do the choreography and then try to imitate them.

[00:16:45] I don't like you're probably so prudy by the end of the time. Yeah, and exhausted. Yeah. Oh, they're quite little fingers. I know. But it'd be kind of a unique experience on a film set. Oh yeah.

[00:17:04] If I ever worked on a film set, I'd want to work on a water set for sure with you. You just want to work with you. Yeah. So much to fucking ask for a couple of dollars. People have done it. Thousands.

[00:17:22] Yeah, but they, you know, why not me? Oh, they're better than me? No, they're in the industry. You have to start there. What are we if not in the industry? We're adjacent. Yeah. You want to hear my notes? I would love nothing more than the year.

[00:17:48] Okay, I phone, no, not I phone because you don't have an iPhone literally your worst quality. It's a Google Pixel. You just know like a regular Android. Like a Samsung or something stupid. I mean, I guess fair. Okay.

[00:18:05] So first of all, I was the only person in the theater. Oh, really? Yeah, it was incredible. But it was also about two, two clapping after noon on a Friday or some shit.

[00:18:14] I don't remember what day of the week it was, but it was early and nobody else wanted to see it. First thing I wrote is every movie Blue House. Yes. It is. At my point. Yeah. I'm glad I don't have the only one that thinks so. Yeah, okay.

[00:18:33] Second. What in the medical drama rom-com is this shit? Oh, that was the second thought I had. Okay. I thought, this is the only scene that genuinely scared me.

[00:18:48] Oh, I was like a scarier than a lot of scenes and I don't know if it's because I used to be a swimmer. I worked at a swim school for five years. That was my first job at high school. She's side breathing.

[00:18:57] She's doing this thing you in the pool and it's just following her what she can see. Yeah. That was fucking terrifying because you just know something's going to pop up. Whatever reason. Not really got me. Okay, so that was thing three. Thing four. Tiny, tiny detail.

[00:19:16] Anytime it was night in a clock was shown, it was three o'clock in the morning. Yeah. That was our. Five o'clock. Five o'clock. For a fifth fifth item on the five o'clock five o'clock show. I laughed out loud. I said, I L.O.L.D.

[00:19:41] When the pool started talking. Oh, when the the sun is in the pool and then it shote pans over to the great and just like, I lost it. Okay. Next I wrote Oreo man. No, I don't know what that means. I don't either. No context.

[00:20:10] No context or you'll man. Interesting. Yeah. Anyway, and then the next thing is who brings a fucking uncut watermelon to a party? Yeah, that was wild. Wild behavior. And kind of rude. Yeah, right? You're making extra work for the host.

[00:20:29] I feel like that's if you're going to bring something. Have it ready to eat. Yeah. Yeah. And what are we going to say two dollars? I mean, like, I'm not going to judge people's financial situations. Like maybe money is tie him out of your California.

[00:20:49] Yeah, maybe they spend too much money on their swimming pool and not on groceries. Yeah. Well, that's all. Great. That's not your notes. It took you that long, Jesus. I did not see it in an empty theater.

[00:21:11] There were other people there, including like a little group of teen girls who were having a much better time than me. So I hope that they really enjoyed it. I'm going to hear them get going. I was like, it's not supposed to be funny.

[00:21:33] I almost wish that they had done that though. If they had really just made it super can't be in dumb because it's a movie about a haunted pool, that would have kind of been funny. Yes. But it was so unintentionally funny. The, I'm sorry.

[00:21:52] This, the swimming club that she, the daughter is, he gets invited to. That's like a Christian swimming club. Yeah. And the title or they think the head of the pamphlet just says swim for him.

[00:22:07] Single, funny, I say I've seen in the movie in like years and it's so sad that it wasn't even. They were serious. Yeah. Oh no. Swim for him. Oh, that's fucking funny. I was cute. Um, but yeah, I will set this in, it, it drags for me.

[00:22:36] I don't know if you felt the same way, maybe it was just because I was very uninterested and what was happening. And I was very uninvested from a fairly early point. It felt like it was two and a half hours long. Yeah. When is this going to end?

[00:22:59] Oh my God. I had my jacket on. Perse ready. Like, I was ready to stand up with the credits. I was out of that bitch. I was like, I got things to do. Yeah. Can't believe I just spent $1. Right.

[00:23:14] Uh, I see her as a considered to need to hand to another movie just to make that dollar holler. Yeah. But, um, um, yeah. No, um, I had to pee the whole thing, which automatically makes the movie ten times longer.

[00:23:29] And then the fact that it was just the longest, not the longest movie ever, but like, It was an hour and a half. It felt so, yeah. Yeah, I went into it so excited. Oh, it's just a short little thing because when we just watched movie,

[00:23:44] as a short little thing and I was so excited. Oh, yep. Punchy. Yeah. And then this is not punching more fun. Hmm. No. Um, I, I, we should see. You should see the app that tells you when to go pee during a movie. I, you know what?

[00:24:02] I know. I ended up going. It was right as she went to the, the old owner of the house. New house. Oh, did you miss that part then? No, no, it was really fast. Okay.

[00:24:14] Um, she had, she was knocking on the door when I went to the bathroom and then when I came back. Um, there was black water in places where it didn't belong. Yeah.

[00:24:25] And I got, I got the, the, I got the, I got the, just not to sacrifice somebody to, yeah, I got that. Yeah. Um, yeah.

[00:24:38] I think it should be said, uh, before we shit too much on the movie that why it Russell did do a very good job in this. I enjoyed him fairly. Given the source material he was given. Yeah. I didn't, I, I, I don't know.

[00:24:55] I felt like I didn't really, the performances were fine for me. Okay. I didn't think they were the worst job I've ever seen. And, um, and then think they were the best. Do you, did you recognize why Russell though for anything?

[00:25:11] No, should I have his pictures right here alone? I did. I had a little bit of after because I was like, why does he look so familiar? Stop looking at his IMDV. No, I'm really looking at his picture on Wikipedia. Um, no.

[00:25:31] He was in playtest the episode of Black Mirror about like the video games. Oh, he was the main guy in it. But I think like a few episodes back we figured out you actually never seen Black Mirror. So I don't know that I've seen that episode.

[00:25:48] So that's what it was. That was an any episode on that. I have. I've seen, I've seen, whatever the lesbian episode say that again, Jim Ross Sarah. She's a pro Sarah. How do you say it? Sand you to parallel. Oh, oh, you just said. Oh, this.

[00:26:29] Okay, I found it. Oh, my god, I fogged up my glasses. Oh, holy shit. Anyway, what? No, I've seen so many. I've seen that one. Yep. I've seen that one. I've seen the my lips out, obviously. I've seen episode I've seen the the pig fucking episode.

[00:27:13] Well, that's episode one so I should go. Okay. Yeah. I've seen it. I don't know. I feel like every time I've mentioned one you just don't know what I your talking about. Yeah. Anyways, go watch playtast. Yep. We'll do. What else? What else? What else?

[00:27:39] Oh, apparently the swimming school that the daughter gets asked to join is called Harold Holt. Swimming school. Oh. And I didn't know what I was relevant but apparently Harold Holt was this. The 17th prime minister of Australia who disappeared and presumably drowned while swimming. Oh, sad.

[00:28:06] That is absolutely tragic but also kind of fucked up that they would name a swimming school after him. Yeah. And then film a movie about drowning at it. Well, I don't think it's a real school. Oh, I didn't actually go go swimming school. No, it's not. Oh, okay.

[00:28:47] Well, there's a pool named after him though. Leave this main alone. There is, and then the water. Oh, okay. Well, there's a pool named after him though. There is, there's a Harold Holt memorial swimming center. Which is a public swimming pool complex.

[00:29:10] She said maybe you just love swimming. I mean, I guess yeah. Drown doing what he loved. What do you mean disappeared presumed drowned while swimming? What other options are there? Well, you don't know. If you never find the body, you don't know what happened.

[00:29:30] You have to just say that there was presumed. You can't just know he could have gotten attacked by an animal. He could have gotten picked up by a boat and murdered. You don't know, Katie. Weird shit happens all the time. Okay. I guess. Well, you're drinking.

[00:29:49] It looked like a white cloth. It is a zero sugar A and W root beer. A and W. Ambo goes and will be. Oh, there's a whole song about that. Ambo goes and has to go. Oh, no. I just remember the video on YouTube.

[00:30:10] Like when YouTube was first fucking created, that's like, I had W. Ambo goes and will be. I thought it was a problem. My reference that nobody knows about. I do exactly what you were talking about. I'm a child of the internet of the early years of YouTube.

[00:30:29] Yeah, yeah. I love to link Ambo goes and will. Yeah. So we'll drop that link. This episode is a mess. Yeah. On termsterfire. And I'm kind of loving it. Can you tell me, don't fucking like, you know what I'm talking about it? I do what I'm talking about.

[00:30:47] Something will happen. And it's when I was viciously researching this film. As I do every film, I found a Reddit post. It is basically this person just a ranting about how this movie violates like baseball insurance. But because at the beginning of the movie, the wife says, like,

[00:31:16] to the doctor, oh, we just got insurance through my provider. Which implies that he didn't have it. But then they did the math because apparently you had to be in the league for like 10 years to like have insurance covered for like post things. I think. Okay.

[00:31:34] And so like, they basically like did the math based on like the baseball and the year on it and how long and like what days he said this. They were like, he was definitely 12 years minimum in the league. So he should be a comfort.

[00:31:48] I am sure it was the longest post ever. And it was 10 times funnier and more interesting than the actual movie. So my god. Well, I don't know why it just made me laugh so hard. That's, I mean, first of all, if you're a baseball fucking superstar,

[00:32:09] baseball players are some of the most well paid people on the fucking planet. Yeah. Show hey, Otani, I think it's his name. Just got a zillion dollar contract to play for 10 years on the Dodgers or whoever he's going to. It's a Dodgers. Yeah. But that also,

[00:32:27] I think was a. That was a big contract. You like even for the for the NDA. Yeah. But NDA? Yeah. No. Right. MLB. MLB. What's the NDA? NBA. NBA. NBA. I love sport. The. The basketball. So. The major. Oh, my god. Oh, fuck.

[00:32:59] I love sports and I don't care who knows. Clearly. Oh, shit. Well. I don't know. I mean, for those people who have not seen this movie or have no interest in seeing this movie and are just listening for God knows why.

[00:33:19] The first half of the movie is a fucking baseball drama. Yeah. It's. It's. It's. They tried so hard to make. In depth character. Back story is in stuff like that. And he just didn't work. I did not care. Yeah. I'm sorry. I didn't. Yeah.

[00:33:43] I didn't care about any of them. None of them were compelling at all. I want to more creepy pool. Yeah. If they had put more effort into either making the pool creepy or developing the backstory of the pool, so it actually made a little bit of sense.

[00:34:02] That could have been. Yeah. Interesting. Because that's like it ends and they're like, oh, we're going to fill it with concrete and then also live here forever. Fine. Sure. But didn't they say that the it's cut the pool is filled with spring water. It's coming from a spring.

[00:34:25] That's what's haunted. Yeah. The whole spring is just got to tell spring us. Yeah. I don't understand. It didn't make sense. Well, I think it made sense that they stayed because that's fine. Pass the house on, right? Then somebody else would have been cursed or whatever. Yes.

[00:34:48] But fair. That part. I can get behind. Okay. But the fact that the pool was not the source of the. The. The. The. The. Whatever. It's called. It's just that was the last me. There's also not a spring in the middle of. Altered wherever. I'll see now.

[00:35:16] No, I don't believe there is. But I don't think that they ever said that that's where the film takes place. That's like, like I think even the director had said that they were trying to find a place with.

[00:35:30] There's a reason the backyard, but not home trees because they didn't want it to be. They wanted it to feel like it could have been anywhere, not necessarily Los Angeles. Yeah. So it did can't feel like that. Yeah, so I think that's fair. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Um.

[00:35:52] But yeah, you know what? Bloomhouse. There's a reason people called January dumpy. Or trash you where even it comes to movies and this is why this is when studios dump. They're bad bad movies. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:36:15] Well, I would talk about January releases, but you haven't seen any of them. It just wouldn't matter. Well, because there's a lot of January horror movies that have come out that have just been awful. Um. I don't tell me. Don't tell me. Yeah.

[00:36:34] I don't want to influence your opinion of them. Yeah, I'm going to start looking now. When did this movie come out? Just. Really state. Yeah. At least. Yeah. Oh. Help to watch. They're happening to you that have been good. Okay. It's just right. Okay. Um.

[00:36:56] Also, are we scared of pools as a kid? Well, like, is this because I know that this is like a thing where people think the deep end is scary when you're a kid. No. No. Were you? No.

[00:37:09] But I was a cute Leo where of the idea that that was that people were scared of the deep end. And so I liked to kind of like pretend there might be something there. No. I was a very dramatic and weird kid. Um. Yeah.

[00:37:27] I bet you can't tell them how. Yeah. I used to like, if I was walking in my car at night, I would like drop my keys and pretend someone was chasing. I was a weirdo. I needed help. And I never got it. Um. Anyway. But no.

[00:37:45] I get where this kind of like stemmed from because I think that that was a very common thing of like a kid's pretending that there was a shark in the deep end or something like that even though. That's insane. Yeah. Well, how sexy do you think it was?

[00:38:01] Oh, wait. What's the first one? 50 so about the same thing. Yeah. No. No. That's crazy. I was scary. Oh, what? It was funny. Unfortunately for them. Not even a little bit scary. No, because I think it was very, very tropey. I think it was very formulaeic. Um.

[00:38:29] I think every jump scare that happened, I could see coming from a mile away. So yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Sorry. Well. You? I gave to 1.5 for that. Because of that one scene. Yeah. I mean, it was a scene really got me. It was, you know what?

[00:38:54] I will say that was a nice shot. That was a fun jump scare. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. It was different and cute. Yeah. Yeah. How sexy do you think it was? I didn't. Yeah. Not even a little. Yeah. So I gave it a one. Um.

[00:39:16] I mean, I, that we've never had an ugly cast. But yeah, no, I just wasn't doing it for me. You? Yeah. I also gave it a one. Cute. Just like nothing, you know. I was with you. I was not in the same room. Wait. What?

[00:39:39] What does it mean? The first monster that you see has this or you know? It's a little bit more of an Oreo. Literally his skin is all like cookie crumbles. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to see if I can look it up. Okay.

[00:39:58] They, this special effects designer that did the makeup for the like, goals. His name's Justin Raleigh and he worked on Aquaman. So another like underwater movie. Interesting. Yeah, he was kind of interesting.

[00:40:15] He had to like do stuff that could absorb water, but also could like hide the scoop of the thing where he was so. Yeah. Well, I just sent you a picture. Okay. God, that's just, I'm so sorry. It just really, that's so bad.

[00:40:33] But in my wrong, it looks like someone crush up Oreos and smash him to his face. It kind of looks more like a, like a cool lava. Mo-ah. Like a mountain in Hawaii. Well, anyway, sorry. I'm trying to do. No, I'm glad that we figured out the mystery.

[00:41:08] Oh, I can't. Literally looks like a cookie with a bite taken out of it. Yeah. Well, what's next? How? Bucked up. Did you think it was? Oh, what? It is super standard stuff. Nothing too crazy. Nothing to see here.

[00:41:31] I think it's fucked up that they live as movie me released. Yeah, it's fucked up that I actually want money to go see it. Yeah. This is what have been the perfect movie to watch at home with a girl's over a couple bottles of champagne.

[00:41:48] I literally said that in like my overall score. That's crazy too. That's yeah, that's perfect. Sorry. How fucked up did you think it was? One. Yep. I mean, unless we count this shit about spending money to see it. That is a five. Yeah. Overall, I don't know.

[00:42:17] I don't know. I really want to give it a 1.25, which means that it's more than a one. Yeah. So I guess I have to give it a 1.5. Okay. Because I mean, it was kind of like, It wasn't.

[00:42:35] I was going to say it's fun to watch, but I mean, not really. I think it would be fun to watch again to shit on it the entire time. Great. Yeah. With a group of friends over a couple bottles of champagne. But yeah, it's a 1.5 from my heart.

[00:42:56] Would you give it a 4? I'm kidding. Can you imagine? You've said we're your things. No, I have it. I even a 1.5. Okay. Okay. I made me like sad and angry. I just like it. I think like, I, I,

[00:43:25] No, but I did say if I was watching it on a friend's couch, making fun of it, having a drinking night and just shitting all over this movie. It could have been a 2. You know? Because then at least it would have been funny. Yeah.

[00:43:41] But I went to the theater alone. And I was just miserable. I hated it. I wanted it to be over so bad. Don't go to this don't spend your money on this. Please. Don't. Yeah. What don't go away? Just wait until it's on streaming. Hi, right at it.

[00:44:05] Would you read it and say that here? Just get it. I'll do that. Wait until it's streaming. Yeah, wait till it's on Netflix and then go crazy. Yeah. If you have to see it, which if you really want to,

[00:44:20] which I've seen comments of people saying that they really enjoyed it. So like, How many two? No, unfortunately more than two. But to each their own, They're wrong, but to each their own. Yeah. I, I, I,

[00:44:38] So I think as you said about the concept of a haunted pool, I think that that is not a terrible concept. No, I think like this movie had potential, but again, I think they needed to just go full. Can't be funny. Mixed with horror. Yeah.

[00:44:56] I think they like tried to make it like almost like artsy surrealist with like the pool scenes and the, Yeah. Oh, where is it? And the coin with the smiley of a is in your upside down. And they just, you know,

[00:45:13] It's not that it's a haunted pool movie. It's not that. I, I will say that I was sorry. I'll say that with the, with the coin thing. I thought that was kind of clever. To be fair. I did think that was kind of clever.

[00:45:29] They brought the coin in halfway through the movie and it was just a recurring thing. And then at the end, that's how I'm just telling, I'm assuming nobody is going to see this. And then at the end,

[00:45:40] I'm just going to say that one of the monsters in the pool has the coin and the mom is trying to swim away with the kid. And she drops the coin and the coin goes up. But that's actually down because they were going their own way.

[00:45:57] So they would have drowned. I kind of thought that was kind of interesting. And, um, I mean, They did that already in part of the Airbnb. But it was, I liked it. I like that one more time. Five out of five from Katie. Oh, good.

[00:46:14] Oh, I don't know. It just, it wasn't for me. And I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't be more importantly though. Would you survive? Yeah. Yeah. I would. I would one because I wouldn't have been buying a house with a pool in California. That's thing one. Okay, great.

[00:46:42] Um, thing two is, I don't know, I am too lazy as whim. So I'm not getting the pool. There you go. Yeah. Also. You're family members, ones that I end and sacrifice as you. And sacrifices me? Yeah. Well, then I'm dead, right? Well, I guess. Oh, yeah.

[00:47:16] That's literally the only plot point of the entire movie. Yeah. Yeah. Um. Yeah, I don't. I think I would have had to have gotten into the pool right in order to be sacrificed. I don't know. Yes, you had a pool in your backyard.

[00:47:37] You wouldn't ever get in it. I have a hot tub in my backyard that's literally never been gotten into. You have gotten into that. Not in more than a year. Okay, but you've been in it. Yeah, I'm just trying to pull calls to you, okay? That's a say.

[00:47:55] Where's my mom? No. Oh, sorry. The way I literally laughed out loud that happened. I can't. It was the kind of a funny movie. Honestly, if only he had been funny or yeah, intentionally. Yeah, whoopsie. Yeah. Would you survive? Thank you. Yes, because I can't afford a house.

[00:48:29] No, but actually, I think like the scene where they're trying to leave, like the mom's over it. And she's like, we're getting out of here. Let's go. Hey, I wouldn't even try to convince him that hard to get in the car with us to leave.

[00:48:44] Like he loved that pool and wanted to stay. That's fine. I am taking my kids and I'm going. But even if he did, he gets in the car and then as they're trying to leave, he starts choking because like the pool's got him. So.

[00:48:59] And they like pull back it and like take him up. Stairs and put him on the bed to rest. Oh, I'm still leaving. I'm going to the hospital. Yeah. What are you talking about? Yeah. So I'd be gone. He'd be dead and movie over. Oh, well.

[00:49:18] Sox to be in my baseball superstar husband. I guess. And then they could make a second movie because there'd be a new family that moved into the house. True. Night swim too. Night or swim here. Yeah. Oh, nice. Well. Overall, not a strong start to uh, 24 movies.

[00:49:48] Gotta be honest. Yeah, not. It can only get better for him here. Yeah. Thank God. I should hope. Yeah. It's fall winter is where all the good movies are clearly. Yeah. And summer. Summer releases. All righty. Yeah. For horror? There's like block blisters.

[00:50:08] Oh, well sometimes I just thought movies in general. Okay. Summer block blisters. It's like a whole thing. Hmm. Your beloved Jurassic Park comes out of the sun. I'm my birthday. Yeah. Um, cool. Well, next week we're going to be talking about the movie P2.

[00:50:32] Which was actually suggested to us by Santa's socks on YouTube. So thank you so much for the suggestion. Thank you. We get it in here. Move it up on our list. So we're going to talk about it. They did kind of leave like a.

[00:50:48] Hints about what it's about. So I won't make you guys because you already kind of know the premise of it. Yes. But I'm excited. It'll be a fun one. Yeah. Our first time giving the people what they want. No, this is our second suggested horror.

[00:51:04] Remember we know the others. You're right. Yeah. Look at us. If you want to hear us. Just shit on your favorite horror. No, I'm kidding. We liked the others. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but yeah. If you have any suggestions always feel free to drop them in the comments.

[00:51:26] We don't get a lot. So we're very apt to move them up in the schedule. Yes. Yes. We will submit to your every will. Whim. Yeah. We are sell outs. We will do it. That's what I wish. Oh, who? Well. Yeah. That's it. That's it. Don't. Don't. Don't.

[00:51:51] Don't. Somehow we talk about it for an hour. I don't know how. We did it. But a lot of that is like half of that episode's going to get cut out because I have broadcast a source coffee. We'll talk to a director. So we got to talk 30 minutes.

[00:52:08] We got to talk 30 minutes on my switch. Oh, good. Well. All right. Bye. There it is.