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Hello.
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Hi.
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Happy Tuesday.
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Tuesday, innit?
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Tuesday in it
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Yeah.
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Huh.
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welcome back to the Killer Cuties Podcast.
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Yeah, that's us.
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I'm kd.
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and I'm Cassidy.
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And you're Mike.
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sorry.
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Yeah, we're here to.
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Well, you're going to say it.
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You say it.
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yeah, we're here to talk about Zombeavers.
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the critically acclaimed, famously snubbed at the Oscars film.
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And first, though, we're playing a game.
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And it was your idea, so you tell us.
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You tell us how it's gonna go.
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Yeah, sure.
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There's this game going around on TikTok where you like try to mind meld.
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You know, and you just say the same word at the same time.
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If it's not the same word at the same time, which won't happen to us.
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Every single time.
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Yeah, sorry.
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If you don't say the same word, then you have as many tries and it's like, how many tries can you get it correctly in?
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But we're going to one and done.
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We're going to play three rounds.
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Unless it's like obnoxiously a long time.
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Yeah, if it takes us too long.
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But our caveat is that it has to be horror related.
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It can't just be any word, because what are we doing here?
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Yeah.
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It might be a little easier, but I'm into it.
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Okay, all right.
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And we're gonna go after three.
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One, two, three word, like that.
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Okay, okay, horror, horror, horror.
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Okay.
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Wait, lock in though.
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I've got it.
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I've got it.
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All right.
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Okay.
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Ready?
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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One, two, three, body.
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What the fuck?
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That's too easy.
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zombie and I was say beaver and then it's Zombeaver just like that.
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What do you mean?
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The writing was on the wall.
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I don't even know what you said.
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What did you say?
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I said body like Jennifer's.
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Wait no, lock in, I have it!
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Okay
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got it, got it.
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Ready?
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One, two, three, vagina.
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Damn it!
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That, no, that.
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What is wrong with you?
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oh
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be!
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Okay, teeth and vagina.
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I mean, I got it.
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I don't think you got it.
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just thinking of the two words, that's not it.
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You're also not going right when I go.
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You hesitated!
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What are you talking about?
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I had already said teeth and you were like, VAGINA.
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I'm gonna cover my mouth so you can't even see what I'm...
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Okay.
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Vagina and teeth.
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Okay, I got something.
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okay, yeah, it's not, I don't think we're gonna hit, okay.
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also, I don't think we have to continue to say horror-related things as long as we get, we just have to start with horror-related stuff.
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Oh, see my mind is just all horror all the time.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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OK.
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And I think that helps us narrowing it down.
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How?
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Well, not for you, because you just say anything.
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Yeah, okay.
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Okay, vagina and teeth.
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Okay.
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Okay, okay, Ready, okay, all right.
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right ready one two three vampire Okay
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got it, got it.
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Okay?
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Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, okay, ready, ready,
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Well wait, which one are you gonna do?
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We gotta lock in!
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We gotta lock in!
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together.
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Okay, ready?
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One, two, three, Dracula.
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fuck, we were so fucking close.
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I thought you were gonna go- I said that's why I said there's two!
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I thought you were gonna go Nosferatu because you loved it so much!
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Wait, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, you got it?
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You got it!
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It's two though!
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I'm thinking of two words!
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It's a two word phrase?
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No, it's a- it's- yeah, it's like a two-word thing.
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Which isn't- OH, OKAY!
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HYEAH!
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Yeah.
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One, two, three, Bill Skarsgard.
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Nicholas Hoult was in Renfield, which is Dracula, and also, kd, you're fumbling the bag.
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I'm nailing this and you're fumbling the bag.
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Nicholas Hoult was in both!
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Yeah, you're so right.
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You're so right.
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Nicholas Hoult and Bill Skarsgard?
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Got it.
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Okay, okay, all right, all right, all right, all all right, okay, One, two, three, barbarian.
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Okay, okay, we're getting somewhere.
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I don't know where.
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we're getting nowhere.
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Barbarian and Smash?
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Smash?
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Well, yeah, because they're both, you know, I've talked about wanting to smash both of them numerous times.
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yeah, that's fair, okay.
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You're lucky I didn't say threesomes.
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We're not good at this.
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Barbarian and Smash?
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Who?
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don't have it, I don't know.
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I
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Okay, I've got it.
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I've got it.
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I don't have it.
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I don't want to have what I have, but I've got it.
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Okay.
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All right, yeah, you got it.
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I'm saying something wild but only because that's what you are giving me that energy.
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Yeah.
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One, two, three, breastfeeding.
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That counts, that counts.
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We gotta start a new round.
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That fucking counts.
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Oh, fuck.
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Whoa!
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All right, yeah, yeah, okay.
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We're both in the same place.
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We just have to connect it.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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There's a couple.
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There's a couple ways I could go, but I'll go to the I'll go to the obvious one.
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Okay, I'm doing the obvious one here.
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Okay.
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Yep.
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Got it.
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Okay.
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Ready?
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Okay.
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One, two, three, boobs.
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Why?
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barbarian scene, he's the one doing the watching the press fit and it's happening to him.
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But breastfeeding and breast milk, boob.
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Yeah, but breastfeeding breast milk, that's who he's doing it to.
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No, I'm over it.
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We suck, we can't get on the same page.
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Wait, we could do that one.
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We could do Justin Long and Boob.
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No we can't, can't do any of these games, we're terrible at this.
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We were so close.
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We were kind of giving hints, but.
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Yeah, but we kinda needed them.
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Yeah.
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Justin Long and breast.
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I'm not thinking of anything!
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Okay, I was gonna say tusk
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have anything to do but see see this is why it's hard with you because you oscillate between horror stuff and then just random stuff and then i'm in the horror movie mood in
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in the mindset and you're not
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let's do one more and we'll just do horror.
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Just horror word.
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The word has to be horror related.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I mean, to be clear, breastfeeding and breast milk are horror words in the context of Barbarian.
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yes, because we had already established that that was the universe we were in.
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Okay.
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OK, horror word to start and to finish.
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OK.
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Don't do an obvious one.
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It can't be zombie related.
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Well, I wouldn't now.
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I already did that.
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Okay, okay.
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Let me think.
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Okay.
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Ready?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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One, two, three, werewolf.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yep.
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Yep.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yep.
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Okay.
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One, two, three.
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Ginger snaps.
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Oh yeah, that was a good one.
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Teeth and Ginger Snaps.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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You got so excited.
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Teeth and Ginger Snaps.
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Okay?
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One, two, three, final girl?
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Oh.
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marrying the vibes of the two movies, but Final Girl is good too.
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Wait, wait,
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Oh, wait, wait!
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Okay, okay, okay!
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It's absolutely yelling at me.
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Final girl, Jennifer's body.
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One, two, three, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Don't fuck this up for me.
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one, two, three, Amanda Seyfreid.
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Okay, okay, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine,
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Amanda Seyfreid, Needy.
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One, two, three.
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I'm not ready, I don't have anything.
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It's there, it's there.
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I don't think I'm thinking of what you're thinking of.
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One, two, three, Megan Fox.
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One, two, okay.
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No, no, no, I don't remember the full one.
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Ready?
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One, two, three, Jennifer.
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Check, is her last name check?
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Okay, okay.
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I was so ready with Jennifer Check, I'm glad I cheated for clarity.
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Oh, fuck.
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Well, that was fun.
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Yeah.
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Absolutely ridiculous.
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I hope everybody enjoyed us screaming at each other.
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We were so close.
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So close, but so far.
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Can you imagine doing that with like all of the words?
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And more than two people?
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Yeah.
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No.
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That sounds terrible.
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Anyway, I'm gonna play that with my husband later.
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Great.
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Tell me how it goes.
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Alright, are we ready to talk about Zombeavers?
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Okay.
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I'll kick us off.
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Little summary.
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College friends find their weekend of sex and debauchery ruined when deadly zombie-beavers swarm their riverside cabin.
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That's from Google.
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Pretty straightforward plot, if I do say so myself.
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a little misleading.
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Is it?
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mean, wasn't supposed to be sex and debauchery.
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Debauchery?
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Debauchery.
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Deba-
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I gotta look this up.
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debauchery.
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You've ruined my life telling me pronunciations before, and now this is gonna be a big one for me, so I'm glad I was right.
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I think it that was from Google.
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think it is sorry.
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I was going to say I think I think it was supposed to be just not Then it got canceled and then they got not canceled to everybody but the main girl You know what?
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I mean, I think because the original plan was that all of them were gonna go and then he cheated on her So then the boys got canceled, but then I think like Mary and Zoe always
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knew that they were gonna not
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actually cancel the boys.
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Anyways, it was directed by Jordan Rubin.
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It was written by Rubin along with Al and John Kaplan.
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It stars Rachel Melvin, Courtney Palm and Lexi Atkins.
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The budget was a little under $2 million and it made $44 at its limited theatrical release at the box office.
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It currently has a 4.8 out of 10 on IMDB, a 2.3 out of 5 on Letterboxd, a 33 % audience, and surprisingly a 72 % critics score on Rotten Tomatoes.
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So, critics on Rotten Tomatoes, only people that like it.
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Geesh.
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Yeah.
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The song at the end of the movie hits.
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It's so good.
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Really, you don't even have to watch the movie.
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You can just listen to the song for the same experience.
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Yeah, well, I think you should watch the movie still.
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But that's just me.
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I think it was, I want to say that it was written by John and Al Kaplan because they did the music for the movie.
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They're brothers, they're composers, lyricists, and also comedy writers.
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So they did the music.
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Yeah, they are, I guess, best known.
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for creating a Silence of the Lambs parody musical called Silence the Musical, which basically took off online and then was a successful stage musical.
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Yeah.
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literally wrote down that the song should be part of an off-Broadway musical.
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Zombie vs.
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the Musical coming soon.
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Yeah, I hope so.
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They could do it.
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They've done it before.
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Yeah, it would be a hit.
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Yeah, they know their niche.
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For sure.
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There was an interview with two of the actresses and they even they knew, like, yeah, we knew the trailer was going to go viral.
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That's crazy.
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Yeah, the trailer went very viral when they first dropped it.
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Yeah, which how could it not?
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It's all there in the title, you know?
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The success is written in stone from the very start.
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Also, I would like to point out that I was not far off in my guessing of this movie.
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No, you actually kinda nailed it.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I was wrong that the zombies weren't beavers.
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I mean, that the beavers weren't zombies and that it was just people turning into beavers.
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Mm-hmm.
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But that's the closest I've been.
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the people did turn into beavers, zombeavers.
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So.
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crazy.
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Absolutely.
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When she's at the door, slapping her little tail.
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What the fuck?
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cinema.
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I think you can appreciate at the very least that this movie knows exactly what it's trying to do and it does it.
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Yeah, no arguing that.
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Yeah.
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They kind of along with the trailer dropping and that being a piece of the marketing for it, the I think a week after that, they dropped special posters for the movie that were
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parodying, parodying?
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Parodying Oscar award nominated films.
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So they have one of a zombie version space that's
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making fun of the Gravity poster, they have one making fun of the Her poster, American Hustle, they're very good, and I highly suggest looking them up to see the beavers in
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space.
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That is so funny.
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It's pretty good, yeah.
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The crew of Zombeavers worked with Mark Rappaport's company, Creature Effects, which I thought was very cool because they're really big in not just horror, but cinema.
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They're also responsible for all the rideable horses in The Last Samurai and The Chronicles of Narnia movies and the prosthetic makeup for 300 and I Am Legend.
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Yeah, they've done a lot.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, and they used what was it?
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think nine
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What's the word I'm looking for?
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Puppets, animatronics.
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Yeah, puppets slash animatronics beavers.
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think they ended up using more puppets than they did of the animatronics.
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Because Ruben said in an AMA he did that the animatronics just weren't working very well.
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And that was one of the hardest parts about having a really tight shooting schedule was sometimes they just didn't work.
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So he said he ended up using the puppets for almost all of the shots and that he liked it better because he could
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kind of decide in post if he wanted it to look really super cheesy or not.
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But he did say he named the most realistic one, he gave it a name, and it was Bruce in honor of Jaws.
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that's fun.
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Yeah.
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There also was a rumor going around that Creature Effects used a repurposed beaver for this film that they had for Chronicles of Narnia.
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But that was debunked.
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They debunked it.
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These, yeah, these are their own beavers.
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They built them from the ground up for this movie.
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So not repurposed, unfortunately.
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And I don't know that they actually did any work on Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe, which is where the Beavers are.
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I think they were on Prince Caspian and they were exclusive to horses.
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A friend of a friend of mine did the After Effects on the wolves in Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe.
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Kind of fun, kind of fun.
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uh
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met a guy at a party once who worked on this movie.
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Yep.
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Yeah, I don't remember his name.
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Wish I did.
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But...
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Yeah, I remember being at the party and he was friends with my friend's boyfriend who I didn't like at the time.
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Really won me over, not gonna lie.
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I was like, wait, you guys were not zombie first?
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Well, the boyfriend didn't, but the friend did.
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So was like, shit, I have some questions.
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yeah.
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fun.
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Yeah.
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Did you see how they got this movie financed?
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I didn't.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, Al Kaplan, Jordan Rubin and John Kaplan, which by the way, earlier you said Alan John Kaplan and it sounded like you said Alan John Kaplan, which is just a product of them
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being it's not your fault at all.
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Yeah, John and Alan.
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Yeah, Relatives Kaplan and Jordan Rubin.
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Anyway, the three of them, um they as they're writing the script, they also put together sort of like a proof of concept trailer that they piece together.
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with footage from a bunch of horror movies, nature shows, and social media sites, and then presented it to two companies, and both of those companies agreed to co-finance the film,
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and they went into production basically immediately after that.
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Yeah, that's all it takes.
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That's all it takes, some nature shots and a great title.
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That too.
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He's been asked many times if he would ever do a Jordan Rubin.
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And I've seen him go in between two of them, one of which, if you stuck around until the post-credit scene of this movie, wow, it hints at zombees, as in honey bees, yes, which
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you would have loved.
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So I've heard him say that, and then another very popular one that he says is zombeyonce.
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which I think is also pretty.
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Pretty brilliant.
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Yeah, give her 60 years, her final project.
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ZomBeyonce.
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She gives me like fun, playful vibes, you know, like she would have like a fun...
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You know, after watching her in Austin Powers' Goldmember, I feel inclined to agree that she might be down for a fun little parody.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yep.
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Damn, I forgot she was in that until until the second it came out of your mouth.
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Yeah, I had no clue if that movie holds up, 10 out of 10 back in the day, let me tell you what.
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all of them.
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We were just talking about this.
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Those movies probably did not age well.
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somebody let us know because I haven't seen those movies in probably 15 years.
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Yeah.
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At the very least, the entire country of Scotland should be offended.
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But that's about all
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Maybe they appreciate it, you Who's to say?
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You mentioned the title and how it's just perfect.
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It's exactly what the movie needed.
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That title was kept under wraps for a really long time when all of the cast signed on.
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They didn't even know that was a title.
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It was just called Untitled Jordan Rubin Project.
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And they kept it hidden for as long as they could.
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Nice.
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What's funny is that's how the whole idea got started.
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They were like, we should write a horror movie.
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And the brother said, what about Zombeavers?
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And he said, yep.
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And then that was it.
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They wrote the whole movie around that title.
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Yeah, I believe it.
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I'd also believe you if you told me that they wrote the entire movie around that title in like an hour.
00:22:26
Mm-hmm.
00:22:28
It's like when you hear about like songwriters who wrote a song in like 10 minutes because it just flowed through them.
00:22:35
The greatness just came out.
00:22:37
Yeah.
00:22:39
divinity.
00:22:42
Oh my God, I was going through the IMDb facts.
00:22:45
Did you look at the IMDb facts?
00:22:47
One of them?
00:22:49
Crazy.
00:22:50
I cackled.
00:22:51
I'm just going to read it word for word.
00:22:54
If you pause it roughly 3821 to 3822, you will see that Buck's leg isn't actually cut off.
00:23:02
Yeah, I saw that one too and I thought, that's not how you phrase that.
00:23:05
You phrase it in, uh hey, you can like see the effect there.
00:23:11
You don't phrase it as if you thought before that moment that they actually cut off a man's leg for the movie.
00:23:19
Well, what are you gonna do?
00:23:20
There's a whole section of IMDB for those kinds of facts called goofs.
00:23:25
True.
00:23:27
John Mayer's in this movie.
00:23:30
You didn't know you read through the IMDB facts and you didn't see that?
00:23:33
I mean, yeah, I did, but I, my brain immediately went to no fucking way is like John Mayer in this movie.
00:23:42
They must be another man named John Mayer.
00:23:45
You thought it was a separate guy also named John Mayer.
00:23:49
No, it's THE John Mayer.
00:23:51
He's the guy in the truck.
00:23:53
He's the guy in the truck with Bill Burr.
00:23:56
Bill Burr?
00:23:57
Bill Burr the comedian and him are the two guys in the truck at the beginning and the end of the movie.
00:24:03
You're fucking pulling my leg right now.
00:24:06
not pulling your leg.
00:24:08
Him and Ruben, John Mayer and Jordan Rubin are like really good friends.
00:24:14
And I guess he just called him up and was like, hey, do want to be in this movie?
00:24:18
And apparently for months, John Mayer said, no, I'm not doing that.
00:24:22
And then finally he caved and said, fine, I'll do it.
00:24:25
That is John Mayer in the movie.
00:24:28
is he the driver or the passenger?
00:24:30
He's the passenger.
00:24:32
He's the one that's like, hey, you see that deer up there?
00:24:34
And then Bill Burr is like, yeah, I see it.
00:24:36
And then just hits him.
00:24:39
Not to like totally derail this absolutely insane fun fact that I glossed over because I thought there could be possibly more than one man in the world named John Mayer, and
00:24:48
that's actually a very reasonable thing to assume, that this movie has the best fucking ending of any movie.
00:24:58
Literally could not have done it better myself.
00:25:02
It's a really good ending.
00:25:04
Yeah.
00:25:05
Anyway, back to John Mayer.
00:25:08
I love that you saw it and you thought so vehemently that it could not be the John Mayer that you didn't even check to see if it was, because you thought no possible way.
00:25:21
Yeah, well, because it was immediately after or preceding a fact about another person in the film's debut.
00:25:30
So I was like.
00:25:32
I was like, well, it be the like guy must be Buck or whatever his name is Buck.
00:25:36
Is that his name?
00:25:38
Yeah, Buck.
00:25:39
no
00:25:41
That's fucking crazy.
00:25:44
What year did this come out?
00:25:47
2014.
00:25:49
That's like sort of in his prime.
00:25:52
Like he was like doing stuff.
00:25:57
I think it was a little after his like peak peak, but yeah, he was more relevant then than maybe now.
00:26:05
Yeah, as far as I'm concerned, he's irrelevant now.
00:26:11
until I learned he's in Zombeavers.
00:26:15
He's back on the map.
00:26:16
John Mayer Google searches are going to go up this week.
00:26:20
From you.
00:26:21
Thanks to, yeah, just me.
00:26:24
shoot.
00:26:25
I'm glad that you didn't double check.
00:26:27
That's a fun thing to find out live.
00:26:31
I got it.
00:26:31
I just got a look.
00:26:33
God damn, it's fucking him, dude.
00:26:35
That's crazy.
00:26:37
Also, Bill Burr.
00:26:39
Didn't realize it was him either,
00:26:41
I don't know who Bill Burr is.
00:26:43
Okay, that's fair.
00:26:44
Yeah.
00:26:47
Crazy.
00:26:47
It's like that one movie.
00:26:49
It's like that one movie where they're talking about Sturgill Simpson.
00:26:53
What's that movie called?
00:26:54
With Bill Murray and Adam Driver.
00:26:56
And it's a zombie movie and they're like Sturgill Simpson.
00:27:00
I think it's the one you saw and I haven't seen it yet, so...
00:27:02
Oh, that movie's good.
00:27:06
I won't say anything else.
00:27:07
great, thank you.
00:27:11
Who else can I tell you about?
00:27:12
Did you recognize the guy who played Tommy?
00:27:17
Which one's Tommy?
00:27:18
Tommy is the blonde boyfriend of the girl who was cheating with a friend.
00:27:25
No, the only, there's two people that I recognized in this film.
00:27:29
One is the girl with black hair.
00:27:32
Okay, Courtney Palm.
00:27:34
Yes, I don't know what I recognize her from, but she looks extremely familiar to me.
00:27:41
And the other is the guy at the house in the rocking chair, the older gentleman, and he had a beaver.
00:27:50
Not his dog.
00:27:51
A beaver.
00:27:53
Do you know what I'm talking about?
00:27:56
the older part of the older couple.
00:28:00
Yeah.
00:28:02
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:04
That is Brent and Briscoe who I know from the 13th year, I'm pretty sure.
00:28:14
Yes, yes, he's the captain, the other kid's dad to catch just the mermaids.
00:28:21
Yep.
00:28:23
Yep.
00:28:24
He's like the anti-hero turned hero sort of.
00:28:30
And that is the definition of anti-hero.
00:28:34
Great, yeah, that's where I know him from.
00:28:37
He's got so many other credits, but I'm gonna reduce it down to that.
00:28:40
Anyways, Tommy, the blonde boyfriend, he was in, it follows.
00:28:44
He's the one that gives her the STD demon.
00:28:48
by, yeah, I saw that.
00:28:50
I remember that one.
00:28:51
Yep, I remember.
00:28:53
saw it.
00:28:54
Yeah, that was a good movie.
00:28:57
So good.
00:28:58
it is a good movie.
00:29:00
Another fun casting fact while we're on the subject.
00:29:03
Yeah, please, better be about the zombie beaver bear.
00:29:07
No, I'll let you cover that.
00:29:10
I was going to say that Fred Tata Shore, I think is how you say his name.
00:29:15
He is the guy that did the sounds for the Beavers.
00:29:19
Love that.
00:29:20
Yeah, very talented voice actor.
00:29:22
He's got tons of credits, but the one that I'm going to tell you about is the one that actually Ruben knew him from and asked him to do this because of, which is he did the
00:29:35
voices for the tank, the boomer and various other infecteds from the Left 4 Dead games 1 and 2.
00:29:44
So he's like, that guy can do zombies.
00:29:48
It's just a...
00:29:50
Skip jumping a leap to Zombeavers.
00:29:53
Yeah.
00:29:54
You know, it's funny is that I don't really, I never really thought about who did the voices for zombies in games.
00:30:01
Yeah.
00:30:03
Well, the other casting fun fact is that the Backstreet Boys are given a cast credit for playing the zombie beaver bear at the very end of the film.
00:30:15
But that could or couldn't be true.
00:30:17
Like we're not it's not really clear.
00:30:21
Yeah, I don't know in what capacity they were credited with that.
00:30:27
I don't know.
00:30:28
Who's to say?
00:30:30
Nobody asked Jordan Rubin in his Reddit AMA, which I was kind of sad about, so.
00:30:36
Yeah, that seems like the first thing that you would ask.
00:30:40
Yeah, I think people asked a lot of joking questions, because, you know, of the general idea of what this movie is.
00:30:48
By the way, someone was like, oh, what was the inspiration behind Zombievers?
00:30:53
And he said, he said all four of my grandparents were killed by Zombievers, which I thought was a funny answer to that question.
00:31:02
Yeah, I liked that a lot.
00:31:05
Totally like unrelated to literally anything sort of.
00:31:07
you seen that TikTok going around right now that I should have sent you but I didn't because I got scared where it's like, let's Velcro our bushes together.
00:31:17
okay.
00:31:18
Never mind.
00:31:18
that's a for you page.
00:31:21
It's not a for me page.
00:31:25
fun fact that is related to what we were talking about.
00:31:28
Well, mine kind of was if you think about it.
00:31:32
Beavers.
00:31:34
Yeah.
00:31:35
The end credits at the very end, it says the classic, you know, no animals were harmed in the making of this film.
00:31:42
And then it says, although a bear did receive a purple nurple, not our fault, he started it.
00:31:50
I think that's funny too.
00:31:52
Yeah, I wonder if it's the same bear from let's see what movie would have come out around that time.
00:31:57
uh
00:31:58
Well, I don't know.
00:32:01
I don't know of any bear movies that came out in 2014.
00:32:04
Yeah.
00:32:05
was gonna say Dr.
00:32:06
Dolittle, but that was far before that.
00:32:09
Yeah.
00:32:10
Still could be the same bear though.
00:32:12
Could be.
00:32:13
Bears live a long time.
00:32:15
So true.
00:32:17
There's only so many of them in Hollywood.
00:32:20
In fact, there's two in Dr.
00:32:21
Dolittle too.
00:32:23
Maybe it's one of those bears.
00:32:25
You're glossing over.
00:32:31
Sorry, I appreciate the animal actors.
00:32:35
So like, I'm losing interest.
00:32:36
What are we gonna do about it?
00:32:38
We gotta figure something out.
00:32:39
I mean, we're allowed to talk about what the people are in other than this movie.
00:32:43
We're not allowed to talk about what the animals are in.
00:32:45
What the fuck?
00:32:45
Well, if we knew what they were in, you're just speculating.
00:32:48
You're starting internet rumors about the Bears' casting credits.
00:32:53
not, I'm not, I'm just saying it's possible.
00:32:57
I didn't say it was.
00:33:00
Who, yeah, I'm so sorry.
00:33:03
It probably is, you're right, it probably is one of those bears.
00:33:08
Yeah, thankfully.
00:33:10
Well, I mean, little diversity would be nice.
00:33:15
Yeah, but do we want that many bears?
00:33:18
Working?
00:33:19
haha
00:33:22
Bears need to feed their families too, Cassidy.
00:33:28
Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:33:28
I guess you're right.
00:33:30
Fuck.
00:33:31
They lost one of the prop barrels during...
00:33:35
I'm just gonna hop right back in and pretend none of that just happened.
00:33:38
Yeah, so they lost one of the prop barrels while they were shooting, because they were shooting it going down the river and then they just like couldn't get it back in time and
00:33:47
it just it was gone.
00:33:50
It was eventually found by the police in that area who then got the feds involved because they thought that it was basically a biological weapon.
00:34:01
and yeah, they eventually got that all sorted out.
00:34:05
Rubin said it was technically their fault because they did lose it, but he also said that it did say only toxic to beavers on the barrel, so...
00:34:17
Kind of weird that they took it that seriously.
00:34:21
too funny.
00:34:23
Yeah.
00:34:24
I think they also lost, speaking of things they lost on set, they had a dildo on set for a scene that got cut eventually.
00:34:35
It is in the bloopers.
00:34:36
If you see the bloopers, she like throws a dildo while she's trying to find a weapon.
00:34:40
Yes.
00:34:41
So one day they had one of their guys out in scuba gear shooting like the beaver POVs in the water.
00:34:50
Mm-hmm.
00:34:51
And Ruben thought that it would be really funny if he like threw it in front of the camera so it like looked like the beaver had a penis.
00:35:00
And so he just like without thinking just chucked the dildo into the lake and they lost it.
00:35:07
So it's somewhere in the bottom of that lake which if you didn't know they were shooting on the Disney Ranch in Santa Clarita.
00:35:16
So somewhere in the lake on the Disney Ranch there is a dildo.
00:35:21
crazy.
00:35:22
Yeah.
00:35:23
Sort of similarly, this was filmed in February, so it was cold and the cast was wet for a good portion of the shots.
00:35:32
Lexi Atkins, who plays Jen, said that she was complaining the most, even though all she had to do was put her feet in the water.
00:35:41
And she said she's not a great swimmer, so that probably didn't help.
00:35:45
That probably added to some of the uncomfiness for her.
00:35:48
Yeah.
00:35:49
Yeah, that's too cold.
00:35:51
Yeah.
00:35:52
I don't even know how cold it is by February in California.
00:35:55
Not warm.
00:35:56
No.
00:35:57
I mean, it's not cold either, but like if you're in the water and yeah.
00:36:02
too cold to be swimming, especially when it's already, like the water's not gonna be warm.
00:36:06
It's not like you're swimming in October after it's heated up all summer, you know?
00:36:12
Not ideal.
00:36:13
I know I'm acclimated to Southern California, but I'm not going swimming in February.
00:36:18
That's crazy talk.
00:36:19
No way.
00:36:21
Also, I didn't know this about Giardia, which puppies get Giardia all the time.
00:36:26
It's like a very common thing.
00:36:29
Anyway, the parasite, it gives you diarrhea, sometimes a fever, and people can get it too.
00:36:35
During the 70s, people thought that it was associated with beavers because it's so often spread from drinking contaminated water.
00:36:45
My friend got it from drinking water at a restaurant.
00:36:50
Oof.
00:36:51
Yeah.
00:36:54
But yeah, it's between infecting hosts like horses and cows and sheep and dogs and stuff.
00:36:59
uh It'll live for a long time in streams, lakes and water pools.
00:37:04
And they used to call it beaver fever because they thought it was the beavers in the streams and pools and stuff.
00:37:09
There you go.
00:37:12
My sister's dog had Giardia as a puppy.
00:37:16
Just sprayed the walls.
00:37:19
Yeah, it's terrible.
00:37:19
It's terrible.
00:37:21
it's horrible.
00:37:23
For the dogs too, and the owners, just all around, not a great situation.
00:37:28
Everybody involved, not having a good time.
00:37:31
Yeah, luckily it's pretty treatable nowadays.
00:37:34
Yeah, I feel like...
00:37:37
Yeah.
00:37:38
Anyway, any other fun facts?
00:37:41
Just one.
00:37:43
I was just gonna say one of the things he was asked in the AMA was, Ruben, was what the hardest scene to film was.
00:37:50
And he said, surprisingly, it was the one where the guys show up, because it's six people all in a doorway.
00:37:57
And he was like trying to shoot that and get everybody to stand in a place where you could actually see them and hear them talking was way more complicated than he thought it was
00:38:06
gonna be.
00:38:08
So yeah, he said.
00:38:09
Surprisingly, he was very comfortable shooting any of the action scenes because that was typically one or two people, but blocking all six at one time was really complicated.
00:38:19
Yeah.
00:38:20
Yeah.
00:38:22
Yeah.
00:38:23
He also said because people are less forgiving about continuity and stuff when it's a simple moment like that rather than a fight scene.
00:38:34
So that also adds to it where you have to make sure everything's perfect.
00:38:38
because it'll be more noticeable.
00:38:41
Yeah, for sure, for sure, for sure.
00:38:43
Do you have any fun facts?
00:38:46
Any more fun facts?
00:38:47
I mean, I've given you several.
00:38:49
No, I haven't heard one.
00:38:51
I'm kidding.
00:38:53
Yeah, give me more.
00:38:55
No, that's all.
00:38:56
That's all I have.
00:38:57
wow.
00:39:00
Okay.
00:39:01
Sorry.
00:39:02
That's okay, should we rate it?
00:39:05
Yeah.
00:39:06
Alright, let's do it.
00:39:08
Okay, how scary do you think it was?
00:39:10
I gave it a .5 out of 5.
00:39:13
It's not trying to be anything more than what it is.
00:39:17
And that's not scary.
00:39:20
What about you?
00:39:21
I also gave it a point five.
00:39:24
And if you are scared by this, then there probably just isn't a horror movie for you.
00:39:31
You can't be baptized in this world by any movie past, future or present.
00:39:38
people have a phobia of beavers?
00:39:41
That's...
00:39:43
yeah, okay.
00:39:45
Fine, then this is the horror movie for them, I guess.
00:39:49
How sexy did you think it was?
00:39:51
I gave it a two.
00:39:53
It had like a vibe about it.
00:39:55
It was both campy and camp, which is fun.
00:40:02
How about you?
00:40:03
I also gave it a two.
00:40:04
Yeah, there's like a summer vibe.
00:40:10
There's boobs.
00:40:12
The cast is cute until they're not.
00:40:16
Yeah, and then it gets weird, but that's okay.
00:40:20
So yeah.
00:40:20
are beavers.
00:40:23
Not they are beavers.
00:40:25
guess.
00:40:27
How fucked up did you think it was?
00:40:29
I gave it a .5 out of 5.
00:40:31
I think because it was so ridiculous, it didn't feel that fucked up, you know?
00:40:37
Because normally, the teeth falling out and then the beaver teeth pushing...
00:40:43
No, if the beaver teeth hadn't pushed through, I might be like, oh, I'll give it a 1 for that, you know?
00:40:49
But yeah, because it was so ridiculous of her teeth falling out for beaver teeth, then that's not- it takes away some of the fucked upness for me.
00:40:58
What about you?
00:40:59
I also gave it a point five and similarly, I maybe would have given it a one because of like the spitting and just like nasty.
00:41:08
here's a fun fact.
00:41:09
I remember a fun fact.
00:41:10
ah the let me go find it and then I'll and then I'll tell it to you.
00:41:17
Don't worry, I'll cut out the part of you trying to find it so it'll be so seamless they'll never know except I am gonna leave this part in.
00:41:23
Yeah, of course.
00:41:25
Rachel Melvin who plays Mary said that she gagged the point of almost vomiting during filming that scene where she's like on top of her and stuff and they didn't fake the spit
00:41:37
that drips onto her face.
00:41:38
That is real saliva.
00:41:40
No.
00:41:42
That's a lot.
00:41:43
That was a lot of saliva.
00:41:45
It's not in the budget.
00:41:48
Disgusting.
00:41:49
Anyway, so maybe I should give it a one for knowing that alone.
00:41:55
Now that I know that, maybe it is a one.
00:41:58
Yeah, I get that they had a limited budget, but I would have wanted something to go towards...
00:42:04
You know what though?
00:42:05
It has to come out of their mouth anyway, so either way it's gonna gross me out.
00:42:11
Alright, overall, what did you think of...
00:42:14
Zombeavers.
00:42:16
My heart tells me to give this a five out of five.
00:42:20
It's just, you know, you can't ask for anything else.
00:42:25
It's just from a horror comedy or from a movie.
00:42:29
It's just for fun.
00:42:31
And that's what movies should be.
00:42:33
Movies should be fun in a place like this.
00:42:37
Heartbreak.
00:42:39
Zombie version.
00:42:41
Feel good.
00:42:42
It's like this.
00:42:43
Yeah.
00:42:44
But no, you don't have to think.
00:42:45
You don't have to have seen any other horror movies.
00:42:48
You don't have to even pay attention to enjoy this.
00:42:51
It's just fun.
00:42:53
Critically, it's probably closer to a three.
00:42:58
Okay, that is, I think that's generous.
00:43:01
Yeah.
00:43:02
oh
00:43:03
camp is it you have to be able to excuse some level of So I think critically would be a three.
00:43:11
My heart says five.
00:43:12
So I guess I split the difference and say four.
00:43:15
don't I mean, I just really want to give it a five.
00:43:17
you can give it whatever you want.
00:43:20
I'll give it a four.
00:43:21
Okay.
00:43:23
What about you?
00:43:24
I also gave it a 4.
00:43:27
kinda same reasoning.
00:43:28
I think my heart says it's a 5 out of 5.
00:43:31
I fucking love this movie.
00:43:32
I make every person I know watch it because I think it's so funny.
00:43:36
Critically, I understand it has some flaws, but I also think people are being ridiculous about this movie.
00:43:44
Are you like, did you, they're doing exactly what they were trying to do and you're acting like they were trying to make jaws.
00:43:54
We have to calm down.
00:43:55
Like we have to just let them do their thing.
00:43:59
And I think they did their thing.
00:44:00
They did exactly what they meant to do.
00:44:03
And I think it's a fun movie.
00:44:06
And it has John Mayer in it.
00:44:09
So what more could you really ask from a movie?
00:44:12
insane.
00:44:13
still, I'm never gonna ever wrap my head around the fact that that was him.
00:44:18
Never in a million years.
00:44:20
It told me it was John Mayer and I didn't believe it was John Mayer.
00:44:24
Yeah.
00:44:25
But yeah, no, I think haters of this movie are boring.
00:44:29
Grow up.
00:44:31
Enjoy Zombeavers.
00:44:33
And honestly?
00:44:36
Audiences are the ones that hate this.
00:44:37
It's not even the critics that hate it.
00:44:40
Yeah, which to be fair, there's a lot more audience ratings.
00:44:44
There's only 36 critics ratings.
00:44:47
So it's a very small, right, it's a very small sample size.
00:44:54
But even still, you'd think you would go into this knowing what you're getting.
00:45:02
Yeah.
00:45:04
It's like when I watched Crack-Coon and it was like, great, it's a movie about a raccoon on crack, right?
00:45:11
You go into that thinking like, this is gonna be really dumb and really funny.
00:45:15
And then it wasn't dumb or funny.
00:45:18
And so then you can be mad at it.
00:45:20
But Zombiiverse is dumb and funny.
00:45:23
So why are you mad?
00:45:26
Yeah.
00:45:27
You could say the same about cocaine bear.
00:45:30
Yeah, you don't go into Cocaine Bear expecting...
00:45:35
Silence of the Lambs.
00:45:37
Yeah, like what are we doing?
00:45:39
You have to understand what you're seeing and take that for what it is.
00:45:47
Yep, I agree.
00:45:49
Anyways, Zombeavers.
00:45:52
10 out of 10 in my heart.
00:45:53
Everybody go see it.
00:45:54
Yeah.
00:45:55
Agreed.
00:45:58
The real question though is would you survive?
00:46:00
No, no, I don't survive.
00:46:03
The first thing I'm doing is going up to the Beavers to check them out.
00:46:06
I got to pet a Beaver once at a cocktail hour.
00:46:09
Mm-hmm.
00:46:11
So fun.
00:46:13
The best ever.
00:46:16
Yeah, so I would be like, my gosh, look at the beaver.
00:46:21
Look at how close it's letting me get.
00:46:22
And then I would get bitten and I would turn into a beaver myself.
00:46:26
Which honestly, not a bad way to go.
00:46:30
It didn't look great.
00:46:32
also, honestly, I've heard of a lot of ways to die recently and I've said that about all of them, so.
00:46:39
Oh, well, we'll talk about that off camera.
00:46:44
You
00:46:47
yeah, I'm getting beavered.
00:46:48
How about you?
00:46:50
I based on my track record and beavers, if you know what I'm I'm so single.
00:46:58
I'm probably not getting, no, I am getting beavered, right?
00:47:02
Nobody really lives.
00:47:05
Everybody gets beavered.
00:47:06
everybody gets beavered.
00:47:08
They seem pretty difficult to avoid once it's happening.
00:47:13
So yeah, I think I'm probably dead.
00:47:15
It's hard to imagine me at a cabin in the woods to begin with, but I guess I have to be there, so I guess I die.
00:47:25
Yeah.
00:47:26
The zombeavers are relentless.
00:47:28
Well, fun.
00:47:30
Very.
00:47:32
Would you like to predict next week's movie?
00:47:34
thought you were going to because it's new.
00:47:37
I haven't I haven't I haven't anything prepared.
00:47:41
That's true.
00:47:41
We haven't done a new movie in a while.
00:47:43
Yeah, like two months.
00:47:45
Yeah, we took a little hiatus.
00:47:48
Alright, cool.
00:47:49
I'll do it, sure.
00:47:51
Okay.
00:47:52
All right, next week we are gonna be talking about the new movie, Weapons.
00:47:57
out now.
00:48:00
Right?
00:48:00
Came out last Friday.
00:48:01
Yeah, it's getting great reviews so far.
00:48:04
So far
00:48:05
Not getting our hopes up.
00:48:07
High scores.
00:48:09
Speaking of barbarian...
00:48:11
Speaking of Barbarian, yeah, it is by Zach Creager.
00:48:14
Second project after Barbarian.
00:48:19
his second project total after having his first project being barbarian or his second project after barbarian.
00:48:26
So this is his third project.
00:48:28
his second project total, right?
00:48:33
I don't know.
00:48:34
I don't know.
00:48:36
I don't know.
00:48:39
I'm a liar.
00:48:41
It's not.
00:48:43
He's done two feature length films.
00:48:45
For some reason, I was thinking that this was his first, Barbarian was his first feature length film, but that's a lie.
00:48:51
So apologies.
00:48:52
Nevermind.
00:48:53
I'm a liar.
00:48:54
It's just another film by Zach Greger.
00:48:59
And I haven't watched any of the, well, I've watched like half of a full trailer and I watched the teasers of the kids like running.
00:49:09
So I don't know too much about it.
00:49:10
I do know that all all of the kids in one person's class go missing Same time at the middle of the night.
00:49:19
They all just run away except for one of them
00:49:23
I feel like I'm getting like Pied Piper vibes kind of.
00:49:27
So I know, I think that the parents like immediately think the teacher has something to do with it, right?
00:49:32
Cause why is it all her class?
00:49:34
That's crazy.
00:49:35
And I think in the end it is gonna be her, but it's gonna be because she got them out of there to save them.
00:49:44
I think the kids are okay and that they're punishing the parents for something they did.
00:49:51
Maybe like a nightmare on Elm Street type of thing where the parents killed Freddy so now he's exacting.
00:49:57
Okay, you've seen it.
00:50:01
Yeah, we've watched it in Discord nine times.
00:50:05
Anyways, that's why we've never done it on the podcast, because you've already seen it.
00:50:08
I'll add it back to the schedule to remind you.
00:50:12
Anyways, I think the parents did something crazy and this is their punishment.
00:50:17
And I don't know why the one kid's parents are just innocent and that's why he's left behind.
00:50:23
and all the parents die but all the kids are okay.
00:50:26
Maybe it's like a child trafficking thing where the kids were never there to begin with.
00:50:31
They kidnapped all the kids and she's freeing them.
00:50:35
sure.
00:50:37
All but one child is trafficked?
00:50:39
Yeah, they moved here late so they weren't a part of the traffic.
00:50:44
Yeah.
00:50:45
That's it, that's all I got.
00:50:48
Okay, well.
00:50:50
That's one guess.
00:50:52
That is a guess, and you can't tell me it's wrong because you haven't seen it, so...
00:50:55
I don't.
00:50:56
I don't.
00:50:58
I haven't seen the trailer.
00:51:01
I've seen the poster.
00:51:02
What would your guess be?
00:51:05
based on the poster alone?
00:51:07
Sure, yeah.
00:51:09
And the name?
00:51:10
Because you didn't say anything about the name.
00:51:15
well, I think, you know how like in Barbarian, like the real Barbarian is like Justin Long and Frank, the serial killer.
00:51:22
It's not the mama character that you kind of think it is at the beginning.
00:51:26
I think it's more like like the kids.
00:51:28
Like you think the kids are being taken by the weapon, but they're being taken to be protected against the weapon, which is what's used on the parents.
00:51:37
Okay.
00:51:39
What about you?
00:51:40
I think all the kids run away to build a nuclear bomb.
00:51:44
Oh!
00:51:46
Great.
00:51:48
It's the only explanation.
00:51:49
Oh, yeah.
00:51:50
Why?
00:51:52
It's called weapon.
00:51:54
And that's the only weapon.
00:51:56
that I can think of.
00:52:00
Great, and the kids know how and have the means to build the weapon.
00:52:06
Why did...
00:52:09
school where they famously teach you how to make nuclear weapons.
00:52:13
Why did the one kid not in elementary school?
00:52:21
Why did they leave the one kid behind?
00:52:22
He doesn't like the nuclear weapons or...
00:52:25
Yeah.
00:52:27
He's from...
00:52:28
World War II or something.
00:52:29
uh
00:52:33
been there seeing that.
00:52:35
Hit the, okay, got it.
00:52:39
I don't fucking know.
00:52:41
I do know that the kids that do leave the school are building a nuclear bomb.
00:52:47
That's what I know for sure.
00:52:48
Okay, cool.
00:52:49
I hope not.
00:52:52
haha
00:52:53
Wouldn't even be the weirdest thing that kids have done in the year of our Lord 2025.
00:52:58
That's so true.
00:52:58
Kids are doing some weird shit these days.
00:53:01
Yeah.
00:53:02
Remember the Tide Pod incident?
00:53:05
Yeah, but wasn't that a joke that like boomers just thought was real?
00:53:09
I don't think anybody was actually eating Tide Pods.
00:53:11
I think they were, I think you might be, because I think that that was a joke.
00:53:15
And maybe like one kid did, because they didn't realize it was a joke, but I'm 90 % sure that the kids were just fucking with people and they weren't actually eating Tide Pods.
00:53:23
Why did they lock up all the Tide Pods?
00:53:25
Because they thought the kids were eating them.
00:53:30
That's crazy.
00:53:32
That's crazy.
00:53:34
Maybe I'm giving the kids too much credit, but I swear that had to be a joke.
00:53:41
Kids aren't eating Tide Pods on TikTok and living to tell the tale, you know?
00:53:46
Oh, shoot.
00:53:48
Anyways, I'm excited.
00:53:48
Excited to do a new movie.
00:53:51
We haven't done one in a while.
00:53:53
I'm excited to see this one, because, you know, good reviews.
00:53:56
Hopefully, we'll agree.
00:53:58
I'm glad you liked Zombeavers.
00:54:00
Why wouldn't you?
00:54:01
But of course, you know, I'm glad.
00:54:05
No, I can't.
00:54:06
But I'm glad that you finally saw it so that we can be in sync over that.
00:54:11
And the Backstreet Boys.
00:54:15
Oh, so true.
00:54:16
Thank you.
00:54:20
All right.
00:54:20
Well, I'm excited for next week.
00:54:21
Please like, subscribe, comment.
00:54:25
Comment if you've...
00:54:27
eaten a Tide Pod and how it tasted.
00:54:33
Don't try one.
00:54:35
Yeah, yeah, we don't for legal purposes.
00:54:44
We don't condone that.
00:54:45
and moral, I don't want you to eat a Tide Pod for any reason.
00:54:51
But if you happen to have done that, let me know.
00:54:55
Because I am a little curious.
00:54:59
Anyways, we'll see you next week for weapons.
00:55:02
Bye.
00:55:03
Bye.