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In this celebratory 100th episode, the hosts reflect on their journey through horror films, revisiting and re-ranking the movies they've watched over the past two years. They discuss the impact of nostalgia, the evolution of horror, and the significance of storytelling and iconic characters. The conversation flows through various themes, including the role of humor in horror, the influence of directors, and the future of the genre, culminating in their final thoughts and rankings of the films. In this extensive conversation, the hosts review a wide array of horror films, discussing their ratings, themes, and personal impressions. They delve into classics like 'Silence of the Lambs', 'The Fly', and 'Alien', while also exploring modern entries such as 'Talk to Me' and 'When Evil Lurks'. The dialogue is rich with humor, insights, and passionate opinions, making for an engaging exploration of the horror genre.
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Hello, happy Tuesday.
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Hi, welcome to our 100th episode.
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Woo!
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Congrats to us both.
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Yeah.
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And congrats to everybody who listened to our early episodes.
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That was quite the sound quality.
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I'm so sorry about those.
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Yeah, we went back and looked through all the episodes over last few days and boy were they brutal.
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Yeah, yeah.
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But you know what?
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We figured it out.
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We're here now.
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That's all that matters.
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quality is great.
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Backgrounds are great.
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Yeah.
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We're doing it.
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It's great.
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Well, we're doing something a little fun and different.
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Mm-hmm.
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We're gonna rank, rank.
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We're gonna re-rank.
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I was gonna say re-rate and I was gonna say rank and then I was gonna say re-rank so it into re.
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Anyway, all the movies that we've watched.
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Yeah.
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It's gonna be great.
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There's 109 of them, 106 of them.
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109 when you count all the Screams, because we did do a franchise.
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yes.
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Yeah, and I think that's 105 movies and then four seasons of TV shows.
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That's a lot of hours we put into this shit.
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That is a lot of hours actually in hindsight.
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How many hours is that?
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I don't know.
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Let's call it two and a quarter for movies on average.
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No, that's high.
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Let's do two on average.
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Yeah, but you're not considering like we have an outlier, which was the five and a half hour long film, Beau is Afraid.
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Oh my god, that movie's so long.
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I think it still averages out to about two.
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So that alone is 208 hours.
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And then four shows, 10 episodes each, 45 minute episodes.
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So 0.75 hours, 10 episodes, four shows.
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Is 30 hours.
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And what'd I say 208.
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So 238.
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We've spent nine consecutive days watching movies and shows.
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Cumulatively 9.9 almost 10.
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10.
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We'll call it 10.
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10 days, two years, 10 days.
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That's our stats.
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Wow.
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And 100 episodes.
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And 100 episodes.
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That's pretty fun.
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Two friends.
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Two friends, two years.
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10 days worth of watching film.
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Yeah.
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gosh.
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Well.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Let's do it.
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All right.
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So I'm going to share my screen.
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You can see me do my rankings and Cassidy will fight me.
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Yeah.
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Vehemently.
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On a couple of them, I'm sure.
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I'm, yeah, I'm positive.
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Yeah.
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But yeah, if you are listening to this not on YouTube, we will have the rankings on YouTube if you want to see them, but we will try to do our best to say out everything that
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we're doing.
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We're going to rank them in S, A, B, C, D, and F tiers, so.
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SABCDF.
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The well-known acronym, SABCDF.
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standard ranking system.
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No, we're using, we're using tiermaker.com and we've got all the movie posters here and we're going to rank them.
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We are.
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Let's do it.
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Yep.
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Hop in.
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All right.
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Starting out not so strong with Insidious.
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D tier.
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I have no qualms with that at all.
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I also put it in D tier.
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I just think it's ass.
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No, that's not fair.
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I just don't think it's good.
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Yeah.
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And it was spoiled.
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The jump scare?
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The jumpscare was spoiled.
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Like the one time I would have been scared was spoiled by the trailer and all the marketing, so.
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Yeah, it's really unfortunate, because I know, like, people go hard for this movie.
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I mean, there's like nine sequels at this point, so...
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It sucks that I don't like it, but I just...
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I don't, and even my...
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my sweet, lovely baby boy, Leigh Whannell, could not save that.
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No.
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Sorry, Leigh.
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Yeah.
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Still love you.
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Can't wait for Wolfman.
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Yeah, Wolfman, something to look forward to.
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Yeah.
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Okay, The Others.
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Yes.
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Others I put at...
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I can't tell if that's yellow or orange.
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Yellow.
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C tier.
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Okay, I won't be mad about that.
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I put it at B tier.
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I lied.
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It's a B.
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C is bright yellow.
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Sorry.
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We're learning.
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label your tiers?
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You're so right.
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Well, it's too late now.
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Well, it's not too late.
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I could do it.
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Wait, let me do that.
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I tried to coordinate it and it's really confusing me.
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Okay I'm back, sorry.
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No, that's fine.
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The Others I put it I put it in B tier because it was you know middle of the road But a little better than middle of the road because it had the twist at the end.
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Yeah, so far we're nailing it because I also put it in B tier.
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I really enjoy this movie.
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I think it's really great acting.
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It's great performances.
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It's great writing.
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Like the script is really beautiful.
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But,
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You find out the twist and then what?
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Yeah.
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Okay, next is Martyrs.
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Martyrs I put C tier.
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kd, what's happening?
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I put Martyrs at C-tier.
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I mean, to be fair, as we were going through, we re-ranked, re-rated all of our movies over the last couple of days.
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And we were not far off generally.
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We had a couple of two-point spreads, but most of it was like half, if not no spread at all.
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A third of the time, we were exactly aligned.
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Well, but that was before we re-ranked everything.
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You're right.
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Because I did the averages, our old disparity before we re-ranked stuff, it was less.
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We're more unaligned now than we were.
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Yeah.
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And fun fact, on average when we re-rank, like we re-rated things, you on average decreased your rating and I on average increased my rating.
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That makes sense.
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I had a lot of recency bias watching these movies.
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Yeah, and especially near the beginning when you hadn't seen that many movies, it was definitely like you didn't have a lot to compare it to.
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Well, Martyrs, I gave a three out of five.
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It was my first body horror movie and it was quite the fucking body horror movie.
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I regret choosing that movie based solely on the number of vowels that it had in its name and the use of Y as a vowel.
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Yeah.
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Because it was a lot.
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But it was beautifully made,
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but also a lot.
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Yeah, it definitely is a lot.
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And I think there's criticisms of it that I understand, even though I enjoy the movie.
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Yeah, I know.
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I think C tier.
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The problem too with this list, you have to understand that I ranked them all against each other, not necessarily in the grand scheme of things because there's so many movies,
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right?
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And another thing that makes me a little bit biased here is that I created our schedule.
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And the intention behind us doing this was for me to make you a fan of horror movies.
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I think I've done that.
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So now I can throw in more clunkers.
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But at first I was kind of scared to throw in really bad ones because I didn't want you to watch it and be like, I'm done.
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I don't want to do this anymore.
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I did kind of keep...
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I didn't throw in a lot of clunkers in the first year, if I'm honest.
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It's funny that you say that too because as I was kind of revisiting all the rankings that we did, pretty early on, something got like a one and a half or two.
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And I was like, it's about damn time you threw in a clunker.
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I was looking forward to them.
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I forget what movie it was, maybe like Evil Dead or something.
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Maybe, we watched that pretty early.
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I feel like the first clunker was Skinamarink.
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But you hadn't seen it yet, had you?
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No, that was a new movie.
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So I didn't throw that one in that we just decided to do that.
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Yeah, the first one.
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Good times.
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Alright, well that's Martyrs.
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Next is X.
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X is also a C tier movie.
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Pearl was significantly better.
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X was...just didn't do it for me.
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You have seen Pearl since, haven't you?
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I put, yeah, you were, at the breakfast table.
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We watched Pearl.
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I put X in B tier, but I was expecting us to not agree.
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I think I did like that movie a bit better than you did.
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But I love a good slasher, and I thought it was a good homage to the 70s exploitation films and...
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I like Pearl a lot too, though.
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That's great film, It's Maxxxine that's the clunker in that trilogy.
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My god.
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Yeah.
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man.
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Alright, next up, I ranked the Scream franchise as a whole because that was one episode that we did and Scream.
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So Scream 4 would be part of the Scream franchise, which is easily A tier.
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I accept that.
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I ranked them all separately.
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So mine kind of spread across, right?
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Even though the entire franchise.
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Maybe I would, I'd put it in S or A for sure.
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But Scream 4 itself, I put in B tier.
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Oh, okay.
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Because it's not one of my top three, you know?
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Fair.
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Fair.
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Okay, Cube.
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Cube.
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What a silly little fun film.
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D tier.
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I gave it, funny enough, I gave it a two and a half star rating.
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So right down the middle, but compared to all these other movies, it was clunky.
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it's got to be D tier.
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That's fair.
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I gave it C tier.
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Close.
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But yeah, I do, I'm a little slut for a single location horror movies.
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I think that that's really fun.
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And it's one of those movies where it's kind of bad and not necessarily on purpose, but I like it anyway.
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It doesn't matter.
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Like I'll still rewatch Cube.
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And it's not even our only shape-named movie.
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Triangle.
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That's later, though.
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I was searching my brain so hard and that's crazy because that episode is not that long ago.
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Yeah, that was literally like two weeks ago.
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Eh, whatever.
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Okay, next we have 28 Days Later.
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This is gonna piss you off, but I gave it C tier.
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So...
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offensive.
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Listen, the one thing, two things I remember about that movie.
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One, Cillian Murphy, incredible.
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Penis also.
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yep, but that's, yeah, I know that alone.
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But total opposite sides.
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Obviously, that's what made it good.
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What made it terrible is the sound editing just awful.
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The fact that an otherwise perfect film gets knocked down to C because of the sound is crazy to me.
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That is an S-tier movie and I will be putting it there because that is one of my favorite movies of all time.
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You're wrong.
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This is...
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It's a little bit at a disadvantage because the sound editing is so important to me.
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My little brain can't...
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I mean, it totally diminished the rewatch.
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I can't watch it again.
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I mean, my head hurts.
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You will watch it again.
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Okay, fine.
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Maybe I'll watch it without headphones on.
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Yeah, don't do that.
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Yeah, just watch.
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I mean, it is, the sound is off.
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I will say that, but it's still S tier.
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It doesn't matter.
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Everything else about that movie, chef's kiss.
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Beautiful.
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28 Days Later, S tier.
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One of the greatest movies ever made.
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Okay, I believe you.
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Okay, The Mist.
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This one hurts me.
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It really hurts me, but it's D tier.
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The movie really sucks, but it has one of the best endings of all endings ever.
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Even Stephen King said so, like, my God, I wish I had thought of that.
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And literally, my favorite memory ever of you and I is we were at a bar and we forced a bar full of people to watch.
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They let us pick the movie.
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I put on The Mist.
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We forced a bar full of people to watch the end of that movie.
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my God, it was iconic.
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In our defense, the bar was empty when we put it on.
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And then we went to the back and started playing board games.
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And when we came out, there was like 50 people who had clearly never seen The Mist before, all enthralled in the ending.
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I'll never get that.
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that high of a feeling again, I don't think.
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Well, and the funny thing was that was obviously after our episode and in our episode as we rating it overall, we gave it pretty low ratings but said we would pay any amount of
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money to show this to a big group of people.
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And literally like three or four weeks later, we got to.
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Totally serendipitous, it was amazing.
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It really was.
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But anyway, movie sucks.
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So it's D tier.
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I don't think the movie sucks.
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I think the movie is mid and then has one of the greatest endings of all time.
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So for that reason I put it C tier.
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Because I do think it's fun, like it's like a fun little monster movie, you know?
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And then all of a sudden the ending happens.
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Yeah, maybe it should be C tier.
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Am I allowed to change my answers?
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You can do whatever you want, kd.
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It's our podcast.
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All right.
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I'll put it at C here.
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You're so right.
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That's the only one I'm changing.
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take that 28 Days Later and move it up.
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Okay, next movie.
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I Know What You Did Last Summer.
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Our ratings on this one was the biggest surprise.
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The way that I rated it and the way that you rated it was fucking insane to me.
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I thought this was going to be S here for you for sure.
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I put it at B.
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High B.
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High B.
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Here's the thing.
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This was one that I re-ranked higher.
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Because I do feel I was a little too harsh on it.
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It's not a good movie.
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I want to start out by saying that, but do I enjoy it?
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Yes.
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This was one that I, for some reason, decided to rate more critically instead of with my heart.
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So I did put it at C tier.
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Yeah, I just think this is the movie that Kevin Williamson was making fun of when he wrote Scream.
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So I'm like, but you also wrote that.
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So, yeah.
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Okay, Pandorum.
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I really liked this movie.
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That was so much fun.
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I'm still part of the Facebook fan club.
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I put it in B tier.
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All right.
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Yeah, it was a good sci-fi romp.
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Very campy.
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Super campy.
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Not, not like a-
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to be campy though.
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It didn't mean to be campy.
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No, I know.
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I know.
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But that's, that's fun.
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That's still fun.
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It's like its own version of camp.
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Yeah.
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You didn't like it as much as I do, I know that much.
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Here's the thing.
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When compared against the rest of the movies we've done, it is D tier for me.
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Okay, yeah.
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It's got the same vibe as Cube.
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So that makes sense.
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I still do think that I like this movie much more than a lot of people do.
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A lot of people did not like this movie and I still think it's kind of fun.
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But again, there were the two different storylines, if you remember that, and the one with Dennis Quaid I didn't really like and the other one I did like, so that was like, I don't
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know.
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But yeah.
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they, it was like they had an idea for two different movies, like they were gonna like do a sequel and they couldn't get the funding for both so they're like, like whatever.
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And like a fun ending, being underwater instead of in space, crazy.
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I did like that, that they were on the planet that they were trying to get to the whole time.
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That's interesting.
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Yeah, there's things about it that I really enjoy.
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Overall, was it executed very well?
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Maybe not.
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So yeah, compared to all the other movies on here, I'm putting it at D, but I do still, I think that movie's kind of fun.
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Yeah, very deserving of a remake, I would say.
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I want a remake.
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That's why I joined the Facebook group.
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Thank you.
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Okay, Sinister.
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Low C.
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Very low C.
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Yeah.
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Very low C.
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B.
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OK.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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I like Sinister.
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I like him.
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I like Ethan Hawke.
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But it was just one of those movies.
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It's like Insidious, The Omen, Sinister.
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Like several movies just kind of like blended together.
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Like they all had like some sort of like paranormal element and they were all like around the same time.
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They just kind of like, you know what mean?
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See, I think Sinister is the one that stands out of those to me.
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Like it was the one that I definitely liked the most out of all of those.
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Because I liked the fact, I know we talked about it in the episode, but they tried not to include the F word.
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They tried not to show like gratuitous gore or anything like that.
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And it still got rated R because of just the imagery and what they were implying was happening.
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And I love Bughuul.
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An icon.
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Bughuul is an icon.
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All the monsters that start with B.
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Babadook, Bughuul.
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They're boyfriends.
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two of them.
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Yeah, they'd make cute babies.
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Sure.
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Okay, next...
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Easy one.
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Tremors S-tier.
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Yeah.
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Get up there, S-tier.
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Most obvious S-tier of all movies.
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Fucking hilarious.
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Amazing cast.
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Amazing puppetry.
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And, you know, practical effects.
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Just...
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such a fun movie.
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Correct.
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Tremors is S tier.
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It's Kevin Bacon's best film.
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I'll say that until my dying breath.
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It's so much fun.
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I love it so much.
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And it reminds me of my childhood, because I used to watch it when I was a kid.
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And it still holds up.
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It's so good.
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It's just fun fact.
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It's number 13 on my list of all of the movies we've watched, right?
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Wow.
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Yeah, you did that.
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I can't do that.
00:20:49
Yeah, I because I'll change my mind a million times.
00:20:52
I mean, already, I've seen 90 % of the movies that we've reviewed.
00:20:58
And since reviewing them, I've already changed my mind.
00:21:01
And that's not even the first time that I've seen them.
00:21:06
I can't do it.
00:21:07
And I shan't.
00:21:09
Yeah, it's hard.
00:21:09
It's hard.
00:21:11
I'm only confident about my top five.
00:21:14
Yeah, and we'll get there.
00:21:16
Right now, actually, we'll get to one of my top five with The Host.
00:21:21
My number two favorite movie that we've watched, The Host, is a perfect political satire.
00:21:28
Hilarious, a little spooky, great practical effects.
00:21:31
Like, before its time, Bong Joon-ho is incredible.
00:21:37
Number two.
00:21:40
I love that for both of us.
00:21:41
I also put it at S tier because hello, duh.
00:21:47
Yeah, think it's, I think I said that in our episode.
00:21:51
I was like, I think it's my favorite creature, no Tremors, but that is why they are side by side for me in the S tier because they are two of the best creature features ever made.
00:22:05
It's great.
00:22:05
It's great film.
00:22:06
I love Bong Joon Ho.
00:22:08
Can't wait for Mickey 17.
00:22:10
Same.
00:22:11
Somebody just made a comment about that in our Discord.
00:22:14
Mm-hmm.
00:22:14
It was Michelle.
00:22:17
Yeah.
00:22:17
yeah.
00:22:18
You guys know her from our 25th anniversary special.
00:22:21
Yeah!
00:22:23
OK, next is what is this?
00:22:27
The original Amityville.
00:22:31
Well, original Amityville, not so great, not terrible, but low C.
00:22:37
Low C.
00:22:38
Yeah, you know, it's iconic.
00:22:42
It, you know, started a franchise, I guess.
00:22:48
But, you know, just is older.
00:22:52
Older movies are hard to be good.
00:22:54
I kind of agree.
00:22:57
I gave it D tier.
00:22:58
It's just not for me.
00:23:00
I don't think it's a very good movie.
00:23:03
And,
00:23:04
I genuinely can't even remember much of what happens in it except for that scene where the nun throws up but she makes this sound that I've never heard a human make.
00:23:14
And that's the thing that will stick with me out of this movie for the rest of my life.
00:23:19
Yeah, I just remember that Josh Brolin's dad's in it.
00:23:23
That's all I remember.
00:23:26
Literally.
00:23:27
it's just, it's not good.
00:23:28
It's not good.
00:23:29
I'm sorry.
00:23:30
neither of them are, but we'll get to that.
00:23:34
Zombieland.
00:23:36
Wow, Zombieland, low A tier.
00:23:39
Funny, great cast, super fun concept like the comic book-y, you know, rules of Zombieland.
00:23:47
So fun.
00:23:48
Just original fun take.
00:23:51
Hilarious.
00:23:52
Loved it.
00:23:52
A-tier.
00:23:53
I put it very high B tier.
00:23:56
Yeah, okay.
00:23:57
It was teetering.
00:23:58
And it came down to me just like shifting things around.
00:24:03
So honestly, tomorrow it could be A tier.
00:24:06
I do think Zombieland is a fantastic film.
00:24:08
I think it's very original, very clever, very funny.
00:24:12
It holds up.
00:24:14
Okay, Ginger Snaps, episode one of Killer Cuties Podcast.
00:24:16
No, episode two of Killer Cuties Podcast.
00:24:19
Ginger Snaps.
00:24:20
Sorry, episode one was Blair Witch Project.
00:24:25
Easily A tier.
00:24:26
Great movie.
00:24:27
Fun vibes.
00:24:29
Nothing quite like being in high school and turning into a vampire.
00:24:32
I mean, werewolf.
00:24:34
Not vampire, werewolf.
00:24:36
Yeah, also, this is fun fact, I'll show my list at the end, because we can only share one.
00:24:44
So we let kd be the shining star.
00:24:47
But fun fact, if you haven't been paying that close attention to what I've been saying, this is my first A-tier movie.
00:24:54
Yeah.
00:24:57
I love Ginger Snaps.
00:24:58
This one I rated very much with my heart when we rated it, so I did re-rank it a wee bit lower.
00:25:04
But I still think it's a fantastic movie.
00:25:06
It's so underrated and it walked so Jennifer's body could also walk because people have bad taste.
00:25:16
Jennifer's body ran in our eyes.
00:25:18
Sprinted.
00:25:20
It was Usain Bolt.
00:25:22
It was...
00:25:22
Hahahahah
00:25:25
Okay, Tale of Two Sisters.
00:25:27
This is another one of those movies that like came out around the same time, kind of had a weird like paranormal vibe about it and it just kind of, you know, melded in my mind.
00:25:38
But it was one of the better of those movies.
00:25:41
So I put it in C tier, high C tier.
00:25:45
That hurts my heart.
00:25:46
I know you like that movie.
00:25:48
I love that movie.
00:25:49
I put it at A tier.
00:25:52
I think it's so beautifully done.
00:25:53
It's so well acted.
00:25:55
It's a beautiful story.
00:25:57
I'm sad because I feel like a lot of them kind of are mixing in your mind because you watched so many all in a row and that makes me sad.
00:26:05
And I hope one day you'll revisit some of these and realize that they're better than what you're giving them because I really do think that that's such a beautiful movie.
00:26:15
I love it so much.
00:26:15
It's A tier, A tier.
00:26:18
Okay, Signs.
00:26:20
Signs, oh Signs.
00:26:22
I gave it B tier.
00:26:24
Listen, there are lots of alien movies and it's good, but not the best.
00:26:34
Fair.
00:26:34
I don't think it's the best alien movie but in my heart it might be the best I give it A tier.
00:26:44
I love Signs I'll always love Signs I'm a Signs defender and it's another one kind of like Tremors where I watched it when I was a kid and I still remember exactly where I was
00:26:57
when that alien walked across at the birthday party.
00:27:01
Like, you just don't forget that when you're a kid.
00:27:04
It was so good.
00:27:06
I love that movie.
00:27:08
Okay, next.
00:27:09
Scream 3, which I already said, I ranked the Scream franchise as a whole under A tier.
00:27:15
Yes.
00:27:17
I rank them individually.
00:27:18
I put it at a high B tier.
00:27:20
Above the Scream 4.
00:27:24
Scream 3 is the really campy one where they're on the movie set.
00:27:28
That's my favorite one.
00:27:30
I like that one.
00:27:31
Okay.
00:27:33
It's my top three of them.
00:27:40
Yeah, that's another one where people hate that movie and I will never understand it because I think it's a masterpiece.
00:27:50
It's so funny.
00:27:54
It's great.
00:27:55
Yeah.
00:27:56
High, high, high B tier.
00:28:00
Barbarian.
00:28:02
I wasn't like the biggest fan of this when we watched it.
00:28:04
It has since grown on me now that I kind of understand that like subtle horror comedy.
00:28:12
So mid B tier.
00:28:15
I know, that's disappointing to you.
00:28:17
I just love Barbarian so much.
00:28:19
That movie, ugh, it fucking rips.
00:28:22
It's so good.
00:28:23
And also, I think I'm a little bit protective of it because I can't even remember if I made our Discord watch it or if it was just a movie that was picked that I was like, yeah,
00:28:35
it's really good, we should watch it.
00:28:37
But anyways, we watched it with a bunch of our Discord friends and they all hated it.
00:28:43
They got very upset with me
00:28:47
for thinking that it's a good movie.
00:28:49
And so I think now I'm even more defensive about it because I had to ride so hard for it to make them understand they still don't, but you know what?
00:28:59
You can't account for taste.
00:29:02
So I'm putting it high A tier.
00:29:06
High A tier.
00:29:07
And honestly, tomorrow, might be S tier.
00:29:09
Who's to say?
00:29:12
Me, I'm to say.
00:29:13
Yeah.
00:29:15
Evil Dead.
00:29:17
The original Evil Dead.
00:29:20
Sucked.
00:29:21
Terrible.
00:29:22
Worst movie I've ever seen.
00:29:23
F tier.
00:29:25
I hate The Evil Dead.
00:29:27
The original.
00:29:29
The original.
00:29:30
The newer ones, they definitely get better with age somehow, which is crazy.
00:29:34
Yeah.
00:29:35
I hated the Evil Dead.
00:29:36
Sorry to all the Evil Dead people.
00:29:37
I'll watch Evil Dead Rise with you, but you won't catch me dead watching Evil Dead.
00:29:46
This is one that I fear I was maybe too harsh on when I first watched it.
00:29:53
Or not first watched it, when we first rated it.
00:29:56
So I did rank it a little bit higher than I previously talked about it.
00:30:01
Because I do kind of like that it's a little bit camp.
00:30:03
I like again that it's like that one, almost one set for the movie.
00:30:10
And it's a classic and it spawned, you know, the sequels.
00:30:14
And some of the newer ones I really, really like.
00:30:17
So it's not too high, but I put it at like a low C tier, mid to low C tier.
00:30:23
And I feel bad because people love that franchise.
00:30:27
And I think Ash is a great final guy.
00:30:30
Like I think he's really fun.
00:30:32
I just don't think that they're necessarily for me.
00:30:36
Next we've got The Faculty.
00:30:39
Faculty, way better alien movie than Signs.
00:30:44
A tier.
00:30:45
The Faculty is incredible.
00:30:47
Great movie.
00:30:47
I might have a little bit of recency bias because we literally just watched it the other day.
00:30:51
And fun fact, it's our best performing video on YouTube.
00:30:56
Hooray, yay, Faculty.
00:30:59
But no, I mean, couldn't ask for a better cast.
00:31:02
Story's great.
00:31:04
Acting's great.
00:31:04
It's just a fun little romp of a movie, like very accessible.
00:31:09
And I will recommend it to everyone.
00:31:12
I do think it's a little bit of recency bias.
00:31:14
I don't think it's a better movie than Signs.
00:31:16
I do like The Faculty a lot.
00:31:18
I think it's very fun.
00:31:20
In the grand scheme of the movies that we've done, I had to put it at C tier, but I will say a high C tier.
00:31:28
But yeah, I think there's just other movies that I love a lot more, but I do, I like The Faculty a lot.
00:31:36
All right, our first show of the evening, Haunting of Hill House, a la Mike Flanagan, S-tier.
00:31:47
Low S-tier, but definitely S-tier.
00:31:51
Excellent film show.
00:31:54
Wonderful twist.
00:31:56
One of the best twists.
00:31:57
One of the best jump scares ever.
00:32:00
Iconic.
00:32:01
Yeah, I agree.
00:32:03
I don't even think it's a low S tier.
00:32:05
I think it's a solid S tier.
00:32:09
I think it's one of, if not my favorite limited series of all time.
00:32:15
It's so beautifully done.
00:32:18
It's just, no notes.
00:32:21
Flanagan knocked it out of the park.
00:32:23
Love it.
00:32:24
Big fan.
00:32:26
Agreed.
00:32:27
All right, not Young Frankenstein, Lisa Frankenstein.
00:32:32
One of our first, I love Young Frankenstein, one of our first brand new movies that we reviewed, Lisa Frankenstein, I think.
00:32:42
Because we weren't, yeah, we weren't doing, we were doing brand new movies last year, I don't think.
00:32:49
Anyway, cute movie, fun cast, fun concept, love a dick getting cut off, B tier.
00:32:55
Okay.
00:32:57
I love a dick getting cut off.
00:32:59
Who doesn't?
00:33:01
It was very fun.
00:33:02
I put it at A tier because I liked it.
00:33:13
That's my explanation.
00:33:15
No, I mean, this movie's just, it's right up my alley.
00:33:17
Like it's everything that I kind of love about a movie.
00:33:19
I love the eighties vibe.
00:33:21
It's funny.
00:33:23
And yeah, it's Diablo Cody who did Jennifer's Body and we all know how I feel about that movie and it's just, it's kind of similar vibes.
00:33:33
It's good, it was fun, it's underrated.
00:33:36
People still don't get it.
00:33:40
Yeah.
00:33:41
Go see that movie.
00:33:42
Or rent it or whatever.
00:33:43
Yeah, rent Lisa Frankenstein.
00:33:47
Right now.
00:33:49
Right now.
00:33:51
Megan is up next.
00:33:53
I vastly overrated this movie.
00:33:56
Again, recency bias and the in theater bias.
00:34:00
I have a much better experience watching movies in theater, so I give it a little higher score probably than maybe it should get.
00:34:08
I put this one down to B tier, like the lowest B tier.
00:34:13
Yeah, it was, you know, good, fun.
00:34:17
I put Megan at C tier.
00:34:20
I think this was another one where the hype was so huge around it that there was no way I wasn't gonna be let down about it.
00:34:29
So it was kind of, I watched it and I was just like, yeah, that was fine.
00:34:38
Yeah, I thought it was, it was good.
00:34:39
It's a solid movie.
00:34:41
Midnight Mass is next.
00:34:43
Monologue Mass, as I like to call it.
00:34:47
You know, the more I think about that show, nothing happens.
00:34:51
So it's a D tier.
00:34:54
Like whatever, you know?
00:34:57
The biggest like twist of the movie was given away by terrible makeup and special effects.
00:35:03
And like I said, monologues.
00:35:06
my god.
00:35:08
Why?
00:35:09
Mike, did you do that?
00:35:11
But whatever.
00:35:13
It's still a good show.
00:35:14
I highly recommend the entire Flanaverse to everybody.
00:35:17
But compared to all the rest...
00:35:20
I would rather not watch it again.
00:35:22
That's fair.
00:35:23
This was one that I again feel I was a little bit too harsh on when we first did it.
00:35:28
I do - the monologues are a lot.
00:35:31
But,
00:35:32
like every other Flanaverse show, it is so well written.
00:35:38
And I do think it's beautifully executed.
00:35:40
I didn't like the age makeup.
00:35:43
That was bad.
00:35:44
But everything else, the story and the characters were really interesting.
00:35:50
And I thought it was a very cool interpretation, like the way that he was able to connect
00:35:59
vampire lore to the Bible is crazy to me and will never stop being crazy to me.
00:36:05
So I put it at B tier because I respect the effort and the writing so much.
00:36:16
I wanna move it up to C.
00:36:18
Look at that, I just convinced her.
00:36:20
Move it up, baby.
00:36:21
didn't.
00:36:23
It was very high D.
00:36:25
Okay.
00:36:27
These aren't in order on screen, by the way.
00:36:29
They're just in their tiers, their respective tiers.
00:36:32
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:35
Speaking of a slog...
00:36:37
Next movie does absolutely belong in D tier.
00:36:41
Beau is Afraid.
00:36:43
I tried so hard.
00:36:44
I watched it three times.
00:36:46
I really wanted to like it.
00:36:48
I know!
00:36:49
Well, I watched it on 2x speed the third time.
00:36:51
The first time I watched it in terrible quality, the second time I watched it in good quality, and third time I watched it...
00:36:56
on 2x speed.
00:36:58
It's too long.
00:36:59
It...
00:37:00
I mean...
00:37:01
Yeah, it's got a...
00:37:02
giant murdering penis in it, which is a little fun, but it just missed the mark in so many ways.
00:37:08
And we talked about it, at least he tried.
00:37:13
Yeah, I love a passion project.
00:37:15
Yeah, it makes me sad that I couldn't put it higher because again, I feel like I was a little bit harsh on this one.
00:37:21
And the first crazy to say two hours of the movie because there's it's is it three or three and a half?
00:37:33
Yeah, the first two hours, I remember thinking this is incredible.
00:37:38
This movie is so good.
00:37:39
And then I had to pause, I had to stretch my legs, I had to get a snack, and then the attic scene happened and that's when it really lost me.
00:37:47
I wasn't a fan of the part that you liked the most.
00:37:53
That's when I just kind of was like, okay, I think you're pushing it, Aster, right?
00:38:00
But yeah, I did put it at D tier, but this is one that I actually would like to watch again because I've only seen it the one time and I would give it another go.
00:38:10
Okay, first Jordan Peele movie.
00:38:12
Get Out.
00:38:13
Don't piss me off, kd.
00:38:16
Perfect.
00:38:16
Thank you.
00:38:17
I don't know.
00:38:18
I just get nervous.
00:38:21
Yeah, that's true.
00:38:23
But Get Out is definitely A tier almost S tier is high A tier I'd say.
00:38:28
But I compared it to his other two movies and I much prefer Us and Nope.
00:38:34
Which is crazy
00:38:36
also compared it to his other films and put it at S tier because Get Out is not only his best film, it is one of the best horror films ever made.
00:38:46
I think Get Out is a masterpiece.
00:38:50
I am obsessed with it.
00:38:52
Yeah, it's a great, absolutely great film.
00:38:55
Incredible.
00:38:57
Okay, It.
00:39:00
The, what's his name?
00:39:02
Tim Curry?
00:39:05
Yes the original mini series It.
00:39:08
Yes Pennywise
00:39:12
Didn't like really do it for me, but I still gave it mid C tier.
00:39:16
It wasn't terrible but I don't think it's - I haven't seen the new It's yet but I don't think it's quite as good as the new ones.
00:39:29
With my heart I can tell I can tell with my heart.
00:39:33
I just like I know it wasn't scary I really wanted to be scared by it I wanted to have like an aversion to clowns after watching it and it just didn't do that for me and I think
00:39:44
I rated it a lot higher
00:39:45
originally, like after we had first watched it, but thinking back, I mean, it wasn't like super memorable.
00:39:52
I also put it at C tier.
00:39:56
It's good, but it's just, yeah, it's not my favorite thing I've ever watched, you know?
00:40:01
It's fine.
00:40:03
Yeah.
00:40:05
Okay, Trick 'r Treat.
00:40:06
Trick 'r Treat is also C tier.
00:40:10
Kind of like low-mid C tier.
00:40:12
Agreed.
00:40:13
I also put it at C tier.
00:40:15
I think it's fun.
00:40:16
It's a fun little ride.
00:40:18
I like to recommend it.
00:40:19
I think it's a little underrated, but in the grand scheme of things.
00:40:22
Yeah, I did like the scene of the vampires.
00:40:25
Vampires or werewolves?
00:40:26
The girls?
00:40:28
Werewolves.
00:40:29
Yeah, was very Ginger Snaps.
00:40:32
Yeah.
00:40:35
Renfield.
00:40:37
Cute, not the best.
00:40:39
High D tier.
00:40:41
I really liked it when we first saw it because again, I saw it in theaters and Nick Cage is in it.
00:40:46
So, I mean, what more could you ask for?
00:40:50
A lot, turns out.
00:40:51
So D tier.
00:40:52
A lot.
00:40:52
Yeah.
00:40:53
I also put a D tier.
00:40:55
I do think it was a little under - like it was fun.
00:40:58
It was a fun movie to watch.
00:41:00
But was it great?
00:41:04
Not really.
00:41:05
No.
00:41:07
Smile.
00:41:08
The orig- no, sorry.
00:41:10
I skipped, I skipped.
00:41:11
We already talked about Scream.
00:41:13
is this the original Scream?
00:41:14
No.
00:41:15
Yeah, Scream 5.
00:41:16
We already talked about it.
00:41:17
I put all of them in the same.
00:41:18
What did you rank Scream 5?
00:41:20
I ranked Scream 5 in C tier because it's one of my least favorite.
00:41:26
Yeah.
00:41:27
It's not my favorite.
00:41:29
We'll just glaze right over.
00:41:32
Now Smile.
00:41:34
One of the better new horror movies, like new era of horror movies, A-tier.
00:41:41
I agree, I do like Smile, I like both of them.
00:41:44
I put it B tier.
00:41:46
But still solid.
00:41:48
I like them.
00:41:49
Kevin Bacon ran in Tremors so that his daughter could walk in Smile.
00:41:54
Exactly.
00:41:55
Nepo babies.
00:41:57
The Witch.
00:41:59
I did not give this movie the credit that it deserved.
00:42:04
I have not shut up about this movie.
00:42:06
I'm really excited for Eggers' next movie.
00:42:09
Yeah, me too.
00:42:11
S tier.
00:42:12
My number 11 out of all of the movies that we've watched.
00:42:17
Yeah, I love The Witch.
00:42:19
I think it's a fantastic, well-made film.
00:42:25
In the grand scheme of things, it had to go to A-tier for me personally, but high, high A-tier.
00:42:33
Like the cusp.
00:42:35
It's right up there with Barbarian where like tomorrow it could be S-tier.
00:42:40
I just like the witchy vibes, know?
00:42:42
Just the vibes of the movie.
00:42:43
Very sexy.
00:42:46
Quiet Place.
00:42:48
I originally rated this as a five and in several subsequent episodes I was like on second thought it should not be a five it should be a 4.5 and then on second thought it should be
00:43:00
a four.
00:43:02
Anyway I gave it a low A still a very solid movie.
00:43:05
I know you have a problem with the exposition but and that didn't bother me as much as you did.
00:43:09
one scene.
00:43:10
It's the one scene.
00:43:12
Yeah, and you have a really big problem with it.
00:43:14
I still put it in A tier, kd.
00:43:18
It's still a very good movie.
00:43:21
It just, that killed me.
00:43:22
I couldn't understand it.
00:43:24
Yeah.
00:43:25
And it's a very solid franchise too, much like Smile.
00:43:30
All three of them are good.
00:43:31
I don't think they've really had a clunker yet, so.
00:43:34
Nope.
00:43:35
Only a matter of time.
00:43:36
Hahaha
00:43:40
Next is this movie.
00:43:44
The Omen.
00:43:45
The Omen, yes.
00:43:47
The Omen.
00:43:49
I don't even see it on my list.
00:43:51
here it is.
00:43:52
Yes.
00:43:54
One of the better of the older movies that we watched.
00:43:57
I think I ranked it a little lower originally than maybe it should have been ranked.
00:44:01
So I put it at a low C.
00:44:04
This is not one of my favorite of the older movies that we've watched.
00:44:08
I, yeah, sorry.
00:44:09
I just, it's not for me.
00:44:11
It's not for me.
00:44:12
I put it in D tier.
00:44:14
Okay.
00:44:15
I I almost put it in D tier, low C.
00:44:18
Yeah, I've never really been a fan of that franchise.
00:44:21
But the first Omen?
00:44:23
You do say good things about that movie.
00:44:26
Okay, I believe you.
00:44:28
The Strangers, you are gonna hate me for this.
00:44:34
Crime does not scare me.
00:44:37
This was not a scary movie and Mia Tyler is who she is.
00:44:42
So D tier.
00:44:44
literally did not stay with me at all.
00:44:47
Loud and wrong.
00:44:49
Strangers is S tier.
00:44:51
It's one of my favorite horror movies ever made.
00:44:53
That's crazy!
00:44:55
I love it.
00:44:57
I love that it's a slow burn.
00:44:59
I love that it's just creepy and atmospheric.
00:45:04
Big fan.
00:45:05
I'll always hold a special place in my heart for The Strangers.
00:45:08
Couldn't be me.
00:45:09
Us.
00:45:10
Jordan Peele, his second best film, which is an unpopular opinion.
00:45:18
S tier without question, up there.
00:45:22
Us is incredible.
00:45:23
Lupita Nyong'o, winner.
00:45:26
Yeah, I mean, she's incredible.
00:45:28
Always and forever.
00:45:30
For me, this is his weakest film.
00:45:34
So it's going in B tier for me.
00:45:37
Still like it.
00:45:39
I love all of his films, but it's it's his weakest for me.
00:45:44
Gotta go in B.
00:45:45
Yeah.
00:45:46
Okay.
00:45:47
We just switched our Us and Get Out.
00:45:48
It's no big deal.
00:45:49
It's no big deal.
00:45:53
Scream...
00:45:53
This is Scream 5.
00:45:55
6?
00:45:56
Okay, Scream 6.
00:45:58
The worst of all of them.
00:46:02
But again, I ranked the Scream franchise as a whole in A tier.
00:46:07
Yeah, I ranked Scream 6 in C tier with Scream 5.
00:46:12
I do think it's better than 5 though.
00:46:13
5 is my least favorite.
00:46:15
But C tier as well.
00:46:18
The Grudge, our 25th anniversary episode with Sneaks.
00:46:22
Michelle.
00:46:24
You know her as Michelle.
00:46:29
Sorry, I hope you're not watching this.
00:46:31
Well, I mean, it's not that bad.
00:46:32
I still liked it.
00:46:33
I put it very low C.
00:46:35
I also put it, low C.
00:46:38
Yeah.
00:46:39
Yeah, we watched it because it was the scariest movie that she said she had ever watched.
00:46:43
She watched it as a kid.
00:46:44
It was really scary.
00:46:46
And we're 30 now and it's not scary anymore.
00:46:49
Yeah, it doesn't hit the same as when you're, you 11, but Sarah Michelle Geller, what's
00:46:57
Krampus.
00:46:58
It's almost Christmas time.
00:47:00
It is Christmas time.
00:47:01
All the other holidays have passed.
00:47:04
Krampus was our 50th anniversary movie.
00:47:08
Yep, with guest star Steph.
00:47:10
Steph.
00:47:11
memories.
00:47:12
shout out to Lex because we've been talking about the Scream franchise this whole time.
00:47:16
Shout out to all of the guest stars that we've had.
00:47:18
All fantastic, so much fun.
00:47:21
Yes, Lex was on our 75th episode, which was the Scream franchise as a whole.
00:47:26
pick.
00:47:26
I love that.
00:47:27
I love that she picked the whole franchise.
00:47:28
Same, same, same, same.
00:47:32
Okay, yes, Krampus.
00:47:33
Krampus is a good-ish movie, fun to watch in the holidays.
00:47:37
It's like whatever, know, high D tier, very high D tier.
00:47:41
Okay.
00:47:41
Yeah, I thought this was a great pick by Steph.
00:47:44
I think it's a funny movie.
00:47:46
Again, I think I wish they would have leaned more into one aspect or the other, like either make it more campy or more creepy.
00:47:56
But it's a C tier for me.
00:47:57
I think it's fun.
00:47:58
I'll still recommend that movie and it's a great holiday flick if you want something horror for holidays.
00:48:05
to be more campy when there's literally gingerbread men running around with nail guns, but.
00:48:11
That's true.
00:48:11
That's a really good point.
00:48:15
But I feel like it's campy in like the first half and then it stops being as campy.
00:48:23
You know, I don't know.
00:48:24
Anyways, Halloween.
00:48:27
Halloween!
00:48:28
Halloween is as high of an A tier as you can possibly get.
00:48:31
The highest on A tier.
00:48:34
I really wanted to give it an S just for the nostalgia of it and because I love Jamie Lee Curtis, I love Michael Myers as a concept, a potential love interest.
00:48:45
You know?
00:48:46
But it had to be an A tier.
00:48:47
Just, I mean, you know.
00:48:49
It's...
00:48:50
Yeah, I do.
00:48:51
It's older.
00:48:52
It's...
00:48:52
Yeah.
00:48:53
Yeah.
00:48:53
Halloween.
00:48:55
Yeah, I've never liked this movie as much as you liked it.
00:48:59
I just think it's kind of boring and it's just bare- I mean, they made it low budget, barely any script, and I feel like you can tell.
00:49:08
So for me, C tier.
00:49:10
I respect it for what it did for the slasher genre.
00:49:14
Do I enjoy it?
00:49:15
Not really.
00:49:16
Yeah, not a lot of plot happening there.
00:49:18
Not a lot of plot at all.
00:49:20
Yeah.
00:49:23
Dawn of the Dead.
00:49:24
The rrrr...
00:49:26
original...
00:49:30
Look it, they're all right next to each other.
00:49:32
That's useful for us.
00:49:34
the original.
00:49:35
Better than the remake.
00:49:39
I put the original in B tier.
00:49:41
Low B tier.
00:49:43
Low B tier.
00:49:44
I put it in A tier.
00:49:46
I love Dawn of the Dead, George A.
00:49:48
Romero.
00:49:49
He's great.
00:49:50
And I love that there's social commentary in it.
00:49:53
And I think it's a solid zombie flick.
00:49:56
Big fan.
00:49:59
Next up, Annihilation.
00:50:01
S tier.
00:50:02
This is my number one favorite horror movie of all time.
00:50:04
It has everything you could possibly want.
00:50:06
It has sex.
00:50:07
It has space.
00:50:08
It has sci-fi.
00:50:09
It has monsters.
00:50:10
It fucking scares the shit of me.
00:50:12
The cast is incredible.
00:50:14
The concept is amazing.
00:50:17
It's got everything.
00:50:19
Everything.
00:50:21
One of my top five favorite movies of all time.
00:50:23
Number one favorite horror movie.
00:50:25
Crazy.
00:50:26
I put it at B tier.
00:50:28
Kind of low B tier.
00:50:31
I do like it.
00:50:32
It's a solid film.
00:50:33
It's just, I don't think it's that scary and I hated the ending.
00:50:38
The whole her fighting the like mirror.
00:50:41
Yeah, that was, it lost me as soon as they got to the lighthouse.
00:50:48
It did not scare me at all.
00:50:49
unnerved by a film than during that scene.
00:50:52
Interesting.
00:50:53
Alright.
00:50:53
right.
00:50:55
Scream, the OG Scream is very high A tier, better than the rest of the series, way up here.
00:51:02
We all know I put Scream in S tier, let's be honest.
00:51:04
It's one of my favorite horror movies of all time.
00:51:08
Best slasher ever.
00:51:11
Love it, big fan, love you Scream.
00:51:14
Well.
00:51:15
I'm still boycotting Scream 7, but that's beside the point.
00:51:20
Yeah, love the original Scream.
00:51:24
Dawn of the Dead remake.
00:51:25
We already touched on it briefly.
00:51:27
Not as good as Dawn of the Dead, the original.
00:51:31
but still good.
00:51:31
Still had redeeming qualities, putting it high C tier.
00:51:34
Love that.
00:51:35
I put it at A tier, right next to the original.
00:51:38
I think they're both very good.
00:51:41
There's things I like about both of them.
00:51:42
I think I gave them the exact same rating during our episode and I stand by that.
00:51:46
I think Dawn of the Dead remake is one of the best remakes of a horror movie, I think.
00:51:50
Good.
00:51:52
Alright, good.
00:51:54
Five Nights at Freddy's.
00:51:55
Another new release that we tackled this year.
00:51:58
Last year.
00:51:59
In the last year.
00:52:01
Crazy.
00:52:03
D tier.
00:52:04
Only redeeming qualities are the cast.
00:52:06
Story was like, whatever.
00:52:08
I ranked this a lot higher when I first saw it because of the recency bias.
00:52:13
It was okay, you know.
00:52:15
It did justice to the games.
00:52:16
But the games were what they were, so.
00:52:19
Yeah, I put it, this is if you're keeping track, my first F tier.
00:52:26
I just don't think it's good.
00:52:28
I think it did, it was made for the fans.
00:52:32
I'm not a fan of the game, so it wasn't for me.
00:52:36
I love Josh Hutcherson.
00:52:37
I love Matthew Lillard.
00:52:41
I don't love this movie.
00:52:42
I don't think it's very good.
00:52:44
American Horror Story Season 1 specifically.
00:52:50
Murder House anthology.
00:52:54
Low A tier.
00:52:56
Okay.
00:52:56
Very solid.
00:52:57
One of the most solid entries of American Horror Story before it just totally got terrible.
00:53:04
But also not the best one.
00:53:05
I think I would rank Coven maybe even S-tier, but definitely higher A-tier.
00:53:14
But yeah, solid.
00:53:15
Solid show.
00:53:16
Worth a watch for horror fans.
00:53:20
I ranked it very, very high B tier.
00:53:24
Almost A tier.
00:53:25
Maybe on a different day it would be A tier or against different movies it would be A tier.
00:53:29
Yeah, I love this season.
00:53:33
It's one of, if not my favorite season of the show.
00:53:36
I think it's fantastic and I like it.
00:53:39
to be B tier.
00:53:42
Okay.
00:53:43
I think you're right.
00:53:45
Of course I am.
00:53:46
Huhuh.
00:53:51
Me making fun of you for thinking you're always right.
00:53:55
Even though most of time you are.
00:53:57
Thank you, I knew that would come.
00:54:02
Okay, Happy Death Day.
00:54:04
Wow, I went crazy for this fucking movie.
00:54:07
For what?
00:54:09
I mean, it's still a good movie.
00:54:12
It's fun.
00:54:14
Yeah.
00:54:15
It's a high B.
00:54:17
Okay.
00:54:18
Yeah, I I was respectful, I think, but did think you were insane for that.
00:54:24
I still like Happy Death Day.
00:54:25
I think it's a really fun movie.
00:54:26
It's got really funny parts in it.
00:54:30
But it is, it's a C tier for me.
00:54:33
Higher C tier though.
00:54:35
Yeah.
00:54:37
New Year, New You.
00:54:41
I hated New Year, New You.
00:54:43
It felt like a Hallmark horror movie.
00:54:47
Just nothing interesting about it at all.
00:54:50
F.
00:54:51
Yeah, I agree it is an F.
00:54:53
It is honestly though, like a higher F tier for me.
00:54:57
Because the other ones are so bad.
00:55:00
And this one was at least a little bit redeeming.
00:55:04
Yeah, it was like fun.
00:55:06
It was just kind of like, not great.
00:55:08
Yeah.
00:55:10
I don't have a lot of F-tier to be clear.
00:55:12
I have, think, six or seven of them.
00:55:14
I have seven.
00:55:16
Yeah, I definitely have, I think I had the most A tier.
00:55:20
It's a bell curve for me.
00:55:22
Same, yeah.
00:55:23
Because I just, I love a lot of these movies.
00:55:26
I put them on the list for a reason.
00:55:28
Yeah.
00:55:29
Okay, Silence of the Lambs.
00:55:32
Incredible film.
00:55:33
Absolutely deserves S tier without question.
00:55:38
I mentioned, yeah, I mentioned just some of the like social connotations were like the only thing that prevented me from giving it a perfect rating.
00:55:51
And even like I even still I think it's they're important discussions to have so maybe it does deserve a perfect rating.
00:55:57
Absolutely my favorite killer of any movie, Hannibal Lecter.
00:56:02
Okay.
00:56:03
Who'd you think I meant?
00:56:06
No, sorry.
00:56:07
Hannibal Lecter.
00:56:08
Yeah, no.
00:56:13
Very, very solid film.
00:56:15
Yeah.
00:56:16
Yeah.
00:56:17
You said it all.
00:56:19
I don't think I have to convince anybody in the world that Silence of the Lambs deserves S-tier.
00:56:24
It just, simply is.
00:56:25
Yeah, simply, simply is.
00:56:29
Conjuring is another one of the ones that I get mixed up.
00:56:32
I thought that the like hanging stuff was in the one with Ethan Hawke, but great.
00:56:39
So why is the hanging stuff on the cover of Conjuring?
00:56:43
Because there is also a hanging tree in the Conjuring.
00:56:46
It's where the witch was hung.
00:56:47
Not the whole family.
00:56:49
yeah, so confusing.
00:56:51
D tier.
00:56:52
agreed.
00:56:54
It's just, it's never been my favorite movie.
00:56:57
I don't know.
00:56:58
I don't really understand the hype around it, but what are you gonna do?
00:57:02
the one with Patrick Wilson?
00:57:05
Yeah, Ed and Lorraine Warren, yeah.
00:57:09
Then they go to the house and then nobody dies.
00:57:14
Nobody even dies.
00:57:15
Yeah, just, you know, just, just, yeah.
00:57:19
It's bleh.
00:57:21
Unlike the next movie, The Fly, the original movie from the 60s?
00:57:27
70s?
00:57:28
50s?
00:57:29
This is the remake.
00:57:31
Yeah.
00:57:34
I did it backwards.
00:57:37
The remake, sorry, I thought this was the, yeah.
00:57:41
Remake S tier, without question.
00:57:44
Top five favorite movies.
00:57:46
No, sorry, this is my sixth favorite movie.
00:57:50
Just missed it, yes, just missed it.
00:57:53
Classic.
00:57:54
The Fly remake?
00:57:55
Let's be honest.
00:57:57
S.
00:57:59
Of course S.
00:58:00
I love that.
00:58:03
Alien, the original Alien movie, A tier.
00:58:10
You loved this.
00:58:11
I did.
00:58:12
Better than Halloween, absolutely.
00:58:14
I give it a four out of five.
00:58:16
It's in my top 20.
00:58:19
I put it in S tier.
00:58:21
I fucking love Alien.
00:58:23
I think it's one of the best sci-fi horrors ever made.
00:58:25
Wow.
00:58:27
As Above So Below.
00:58:29
Way too much going on.
00:58:31
I get it, but too much.
00:58:33
It was too much.
00:58:34
D tier.
00:58:36
I am inclined to agree.
00:58:38
I also put it in D tier.
00:58:40
It's one of those movies that I keep rewatching because I want to like it.
00:58:45
Like so badly, I want to like this movie.
00:58:47
And every time I watch it, I'm like, no.
00:58:52
I don't like this movie.
00:58:54
Yeah, it's just way too much going on.
00:58:57
Yeah,
00:58:59
Okay, next is Friday the 13th.
00:59:03
It's mid, it's mid.
00:59:04
I was really expecting to like it more than I did.
00:59:06
I put it at a very high D tier.
00:59:08
I like that.
00:59:08
I put it a low C tier.
00:59:10
Kind of similar.
00:59:13
Yes, it's again, not really one of my favorite slashers.
00:59:16
I like what it did for the genre.
00:59:18
But again, it was supposed to be a rip off of Halloween and I don't like Halloween.
00:59:22
So what am I going to do?
00:59:24
But I do like the killer was like the mom and you think it's Jason.
00:59:29
That's fun.
00:59:30
That's fun.
00:59:32
I mean they didn't know that at the beginning like in the never mind.
00:59:37
Yeah, but I still don't think you expect it to be the mom.
00:59:42
You know what mean?
00:59:43
I think that's still kind of a subversion of expectations.
00:59:48
Yeah.
00:59:50
Smile 2.
00:59:52
Smile 2 was the better entry of the two.
00:59:55
If only because they made the album, the EP, which I cannot stop listening to.
01:00:02
You're like, you should listen to it.
01:00:03
And boy have I ever.
01:00:04
It's going to show up on my Spotify wrapped.
01:00:06
My kid knows all the words to all the songs.
01:00:09
Definitely a better entry.
01:00:13
Great movie.
01:00:14
A-tier.
01:00:16
I put a B tier right next to Smile.
01:00:18
I go back and forth of which one I like better.
01:00:22
Solid sequel.
01:00:24
Big fan.
01:00:25
New Brain by Skye Riley.
01:00:27
Put it on your Spotify right now.
01:00:29
Song slaps.
01:00:30
I just think the world building of creating an album for the pop star in the movie is next level and extra and I want it for every movie that's ever made.
01:00:39
Love that, yeah.
01:00:40
Yeah.
01:00:42
Cabin in the Woods.
01:00:44
Solid movie.
01:00:45
Funny, fun cast, fun to like watch over and over again so you can like pick out all the things that you missed, because there's a ton of opportunity to do that.
01:00:53
Just like to nitpick it.
01:00:55
B tier.
01:00:56
Okay.
01:00:57
Yeah, you like it better more than I do.
01:01:00
Yeah.
01:01:01
I put it at S tier.
01:01:04
I love this movie.
01:01:06
I think it is one of the best satires on horror films ever.
01:01:11
It's so smart.
01:01:13
It's so well written.
01:01:16
The production is beautiful.
01:01:18
And you just can't beat the scene where she unleashes all of the monsters.
01:01:23
Like, that's so fucking good.
01:01:26
Yeah.
01:01:28
Next we've got Longlegs.
01:01:30
Mmm, long, long legs.
01:01:31
Yeah, we didn't get to see Nicolas Cage's long legs not even once in the movie.
01:01:38
High B tier.
01:01:40
I really changed my tune on that one.
01:01:41
I loved it when I first saw it.
01:01:44
I still like it a lot.
01:01:46
It's still a four out of five, but compared to a bunch of other movies, it's a B.
01:01:51
Yeah, this was not my favorite movie when it came out.
01:01:55
Liked the first act.
01:01:57
Second act was on thin ice.
01:02:00
Third act, terrible.
01:02:01
It's a C tier for me.
01:02:04
Yep, an allegory on religion.
01:02:07
Been there, seen that.
01:02:10
Psycho, I rated with my heart.
01:02:12
It is...
01:02:14
a movie, but it opened doors for a lot of other movies.
01:02:17
I think that's very important.
01:02:19
So I give it a high B tier.
01:02:21
I also rated that one a four out of five, just, I mean, for the historical value of it alone.
01:02:28
Yeah.
01:02:30
I put it low A tier.
01:02:32
It's a classic.
01:02:33
What are you gonna do?
01:02:36
What are you gonna do?
01:02:37
Put it A tier.
01:02:38
That's what you're gonna do.
01:02:39
Mm-hmm.
01:02:41
Cuckoo, starring Hunter Schafer.
01:02:43
Fucking love Hunter Schafer.
01:02:46
B tier, kind of like mid B tier, you know?
01:02:49
It was like, okay.
01:02:51
I think it was unsurprising.
01:02:52
It had a lot of elements that could have been really good, but it didn't really flesh them all out.
01:02:56
I agree with that, but I put it D tier, so.
01:03:00
Sorry.
01:03:01
Just compared to all the other movies, that's where it fell.
01:03:04
It wasn't my favorite.
01:03:06
I think it looked really cool.
01:03:08
The aesthetic of that movie was very good.
01:03:11
The plot of it, not at all.
01:03:13
Yeah, kind of kind of like liminal ski resort.
01:03:18
Yeah.
01:03:20
Next is Lake Mungo.
01:03:22
You really wanted me to like this movie, but I just didn't.
01:03:27
It went in one ear and out the other.
01:03:32
D.
01:03:33
Boo!
01:03:36
Tomatoes, tomatoes, tomatoes.
01:03:38
I put it A tier.
01:03:39
I love Lake Mungo.
01:03:40
It's I love Lake Mungo, it's so underrated.
01:03:44
It's a low A tier, but still.
01:03:47
Okay, next up, Bodys X3.
01:03:51
Body's X3.
01:03:52
Incredible movie.
01:03:54
S tier.
01:03:56
My number 10 movie of all the movies that we've seen.
01:04:00
that makes me very happy.
01:04:03
Yeah, it's a fantastic film.
01:04:05
I put it very, very high A tier.
01:04:09
Okay, that's acceptable.
01:04:10
The Witch and Barbarian.
01:04:12
Yeah.
01:04:13
Very high.
01:04:14
It's so funny!
01:04:16
it is a great movie, but very funny.
01:04:19
Okay, next, the original Speak No Evil from two years before the remake.
01:04:26
Yes.
01:04:29
They waited until it had aged like fine wine.
01:04:33
Yeah, they really gave it time, the first one, time to breathe.
01:04:38
I put this high B tier.
01:04:41
Which is crazy because I hated this movie.
01:04:43
I couldn't even finish it.
01:04:45
But then once I did, boy did that pay off.
01:04:48
Yeah, yeah, it's got a good payoff for sure.
01:04:52
I put this lower A tier.
01:04:56
I love this movie.
01:04:57
It definitely is a slow burn, but it's so impactful.
01:05:02
I just, really enjoyed it.
01:05:04
Yeah.
01:05:05
Okay, next we've got Stopmotion.
01:05:09
It didn't really stick with me.
01:05:11
I did like the idea that it was like mixed medium.
01:05:13
That was really fun.
01:05:15
Live action and stop motion.
01:05:17
Put it in high D tier.
01:05:19
Okay.
01:05:22
Yeah, this was one that I kind of want to revisit because I remember having mixed feelings about it when we watched it.
01:05:29
I think I mentioned it had a similar vibe to another movie that I think did that story a little bit better.
01:05:37
But yeah, I loved the use of stop motion within it.
01:05:40
So I would like to revisit it.
01:05:41
But for now, I put it at C tier.
01:05:43
Next we've got REC.
01:05:45
Is that the one in Spanish?
01:05:47
Okay, I thought so.
01:05:49
Couldn't remember if it was in English or Spanish.
01:05:51
Excellent film, fun take on found footage.
01:05:55
A tier, low A tier.
01:05:58
Bottom of the A's.
01:06:00
The bottom.
01:06:02
I also put REC in A tier.
01:06:04
I think it's one of the best found footage movies.
01:06:08
Very good.
01:06:09
Mm-hmm.
01:06:12
Yeah, I didn't make you watch the shot for shot US remake, but maybe one day.
01:06:18
Why?
01:06:18
Why?
01:06:19
Why do we do that?
01:06:20
I don't know.
01:06:23
Me neither.
01:06:25
But the original?
01:06:27
Very good.
01:06:28
Yeah.
01:06:29
The Descent is next.
01:06:31
You're already mad about this one.
01:06:34
I put it in D tier.
01:06:36
Which is offensive.
01:06:38
It's the one with the white zombie things in the cave, right?
01:06:44
Yeah, okay, can be C tier.
01:06:47
But that's it, that's as high as it goes.
01:06:49
It was not memorable other than those white things.
01:06:53
I think your memory is betraying you on a lot of these things.
01:06:58
The Descent is a solid A tier for me.
01:07:02
I, yeah, I love that movie.
01:07:04
So good.
01:07:05
Big fan.
01:07:06
And I also think it has a really good jump scare.
01:07:09
Which one?
01:07:10
At the beginning when the pole comes through the car.
01:07:13
God, what is it with front seat jump scares?
01:07:17
I don't know, I want to make a compilation of every horror movie that starts with a car accident.
01:07:26
It's so many.
01:07:27
Megan, The Descent, Get Out.
01:07:29
Well, I guess Get Out doesn't start with it, but there is one in there.
01:07:32
The Invitation, Talk to Me.
01:07:35
So many, there's so many.
01:07:40
What's this one?
01:07:40
What's Final Girls?
01:07:44
Final Girls was a fun, little campy film.
01:07:49
Crazy that Disney ripped it off and made an entire ride based off of it.
01:07:55
That's insane.
01:07:57
I gave it B tier.
01:08:02
Yeah, great.
01:08:04
Yes, I also put it in B tier.
01:08:07
I love this movie.
01:08:08
Very funny.
01:08:09
Has a lot of heart.
01:08:10
Like kind of unexpectedly.
01:08:13
And again, very underrated.
01:08:15
I agree 100%.
01:08:19
What is this?
01:08:19
Babadook?
01:08:20
They're getting so small I have to keep zooming out and now they're like teeny-tiny.
01:08:26
Babadook is an S-tier film.
01:08:29
So good.
01:08:29
Such a wonderful play on like a personification of depression and the how, yeah, grief and how hard parenting is.
01:08:39
Love it.
01:08:39
Great film.
01:08:41
It is my number 14 film.
01:08:44
Wow.
01:08:47
Yeah, I put Babadook in a high A, high A position.
01:08:53
Also a big fan of it.
01:08:56
I think the only thing keeping it out of S tier is the kid is so fucking annoying in that movie that it does hinder my experience a little bit.
01:09:04
But Babadook's a gay icon, so couldn't go below an A.
01:09:09
Yeah, boy am I glad you said that and you'll find out why shortly.
01:09:16
The Ring.
01:09:18
Ringu, solid film, not like super scary, but you know, a little creepy.
01:09:26
I put it in B tier, like mid B tier.
01:09:29
I once again agree.
01:09:30
I also put it in B tier.
01:09:32
Yeah, I like The Ring.
01:09:35
I also like the American remake, which we'll watch one day.
01:09:39
We didn't when we did that episode, because we weren't really on that kick yet.
01:09:45
But yeah, I like it.
01:09:47
I think the US remake definitely goes more for the horror aspect, whereas the original is almost more of a thriller, you know, like...
01:09:54
detective investigation story.
01:09:57
Yeah, but I like it.
01:09:58
I think it's very well done and it's good.
01:10:01
Good.
01:10:02
Agree.
01:10:05
Train to Busan.
01:10:07
Train to Busan is my third favorite movie of all the ones we've watched.
01:10:12
Absolutely S tier without question.
01:10:17
Yes, Train to Busan is S-tier.
01:10:18
Thank you for noticing.
01:10:22
Yeah, one of the best zombie films ever made.
01:10:25
So good.
01:10:26
One of the best films ever made.
01:10:29
So good.
01:10:31
Every time.
01:10:34
Yeah.
01:10:37
Hmm
01:10:37
Raw was our first cannibalism movie.
01:10:41
I think and then Fresh.
01:10:44
Did we do Raw before or after Silence of the Lambs?
01:10:47
We did it after.
01:10:49
It was after.
01:10:51
I just love people eating people.
01:10:55
Yeah.
01:10:57
And this movie was great for that.
01:10:59
It was very good people eating people, so I give it high B tier.
01:11:03
I'm surprised, I feel like you didn't really enjoy it that much when we first talked about it.
01:11:07
Yeah, in hindsight, I mean, I did increase the rating.
01:11:10
I gave it a 3.5.
01:11:13
So yeah, right down the middle.
01:11:15
Well, a little higher than the middle.
01:11:17
Raw's going in S tier for me.
01:11:18
Yeah, I fucking love that movie so much.
01:11:25
Yeah, yeah, I, yeah.
01:11:28
I don't know.
01:11:29
I keep saying that, but I don't know what to say.
01:11:32
I said it all in that episode.
01:11:34
I just love that movie.
01:11:35
So good.
01:11:37
Yeah, as a reminder, there's an episode for every movie that we're talking about.
01:11:40
Go back and watch them.
01:11:42
That'd be crazy if we just picked random movies and were ranking them.
01:11:46
I mean, that is kind of what we did, but over the course of two years.
01:11:52
You know what?
01:11:53
He got me there.
01:11:54
That is a good point.
01:11:55
that is what we're here for.
01:11:57
Okay, V/H/S is one of the only, is it the only anthology film we watched?
01:12:08
I think so.
01:12:09
But found footage, love me some found footage, but this one was a C tier for me.
01:12:15
It had, I think you said it best in the cast, it had really good segments and had really bad segments, so it split it down the middle.
01:12:23
Yeah, I agree.
01:12:25
put it in C tier.
01:12:26
I feel like it's, again, a mixed bag.
01:12:28
You're going to like some segments, you're not going to like other segments.
01:12:33
But I recently, for Hooptober, watched all of the V/H/S movies.
01:12:37
And I do, I don't think it's the best one, but top three for sure.
01:12:43
It's definitely not the worst one.
01:12:47
Yeah, I can imagine it wouldn't be.
01:12:50
Have you watched the newest one?
01:12:52
No, that was the only one that I didn't because it came out near the end of Hooptober and then my mom came to visit so I didn't have time to watch it.
01:13:00
Fair.
01:13:01
My Shutter subscription doesn't end yet, so I have time.
01:13:05
There you go.
01:13:06
It's sci-fi.
01:13:08
Mm-hmm.
01:13:09
Okay, Speak No Evil the remake.
01:13:12
Worse than the original, definitely.
01:13:16
I put it in C tier.
01:13:18
Low C tier.
01:13:21
Yeah, I hated this movie and no one will ever convince me that it's a good movie, so I put it in low D tier.
01:13:31
Yeah, that's unsurprising.
01:13:33
I rated-
01:13:34
from putting it in F tier though.
01:13:36
I think that's very big of me.
01:13:37
Yeah, so big of you.
01:13:41
Considering how much you absolutely fucking shit on that movie in the episode, in the discord, on TikTok.
01:13:48
Fuck it.
01:13:49
Yeah.
01:13:51
Okay, what is that?
01:13:52
Jacob's Ladder?
01:13:52
The OG Jacob's Ladder?
01:13:56
Good film.
01:13:57
Fun concept.
01:13:59
A-tier.
01:14:00
Yeah, I do like this one.
01:14:03
A little 90s classic.
01:14:05
I love the surreal aspects of it.
01:14:07
I put it high, high B tier.
01:14:12
Okay.
01:14:13
We are pretty aligned, reasonably aligned.
01:14:16
I feel like that every once in a while we get one with a...
01:14:19
Big spread.
01:14:20
Yeah.
01:14:23
Okay, next we've got Heretic, our newest film.
01:14:27
We just did that episode, that movie just came out.
01:14:31
Maybe still little recency bias, but I liked that movie.
01:14:35
B tier.
01:14:37
Was fun.
01:14:37
It was unexpected.
01:14:39
Yeah, I did like that movie as well.
01:14:42
We talked about it in the episode.
01:14:44
think pre-basement is much stronger than post-basement.
01:14:49
So for that reason, I put it in C tier.
01:14:52
Okay.
01:14:53
That's gonna be our new term for Jump the Shark.
01:14:58
Post basement, yeah.
01:15:03
Midsommar, I know how you feel about this one and I tend to agree but not quite as much.
01:15:08
A tier.
01:15:11
Great film, amazing acting, good concept.
01:15:16
I just can't ever watch it again because it has two of my biggest triggers, so.
01:15:20
Yeah, that's valid.
01:15:24
Yeah, this is one of my favorite movies.
01:15:25
I love Midsummer.
01:15:26
I think it's Ari Aster's best film, controversially.
01:15:30
What do most people think it is?
01:15:31
Hereditary?
01:15:32
Okay, well.
01:15:34
What?
01:15:34
Did you think I was gonna say, Beau is Afraid?
01:15:37
Get real.
01:15:40
Yeah.
01:15:42
I mean, I get it.
01:15:42
Like, we'll talk about Hereditary, but for me, Midsummer is peak.
01:15:48
That's S tier for me.
01:15:49
Yeah.
01:15:52
The Watchers.
01:15:54
This movie kind of grew on me a little bit.
01:15:56
Having sat with it, I was really disappointed by it.
01:16:00
All of it.
01:16:01
I was really disappointed by it.
01:16:03
But I mean, it was definitely not the worst movie that we have watched.
01:16:07
So I put it in the lowest of the D tier spots.
01:16:12
Okay.
01:16:13
Yeah, this I had high hopes it looked so atmospheric and the trailer looked so interesting and then the exposition was crazy.
01:16:24
Just ridiculous.
01:16:26
And it kind of went nowhere fast.
01:16:28
So for me it is F tier.
01:16:30
But on the higher side of the F tier.
01:16:33
Probably the highest of the F tiers for me.
01:16:36
Okay, Fresh.
01:16:36
Our most recent people eating people.
01:16:44
Super fun cast, little funny, little spooky, little gross, A tier.
01:16:50
I like it.
01:16:51
I put it high B tier.
01:16:54
Just because some other movies beat it out for the A spots.
01:16:57
Yeah, very funny.
01:17:01
A nice dark humor film.
01:17:05
Great performances.
01:17:07
An interesting concept.
01:17:09
I liked it.
01:17:10
Yeah.
01:17:11
Okay, speaking of Hereditary, we're here.
01:17:15
We're here for Hereditary.
01:17:19
Hereditary, very good.
01:17:22
Not the best, but very good.
01:17:24
A tier, low A tier.
01:17:28
I agree.
01:17:29
I also put it in A tier.
01:17:32
I was not a fan of this movie when it first came out because again the hype was just too much.
01:17:38
But unlike some other movies, I think my rewatch I really appreciated it a lot more.
01:17:46
A tier.
01:17:47
Love that.
01:17:49
Okay, When Evil Lurks.
01:17:51
Wow, I wish it would lurk more often, S tier.
01:17:56
Movie fucking slaps.
01:17:58
Totally unexpected, incredible movie.
01:18:02
Like, very effective gore, scares.
01:18:06
Didn't do too much.
01:18:08
Didn't do too little either.
01:18:10
Great film.
01:18:11
Highly recommend.
01:18:12
It is my number four movie overall.
01:18:16
Wow!
01:18:18
Nice.
01:18:19
I do like When Evil Lurks.
01:18:22
I gave it like a mid to low-ish A tier.
01:18:28
It's very good.
01:18:30
I do think thinking back on it, the whole school scene, that got a little bit messy and it wasn't my favorite part of it.
01:18:40
But everything else, very cool.
01:18:42
Like you said, very effective uses of gore.
01:18:45
It'll give you the heebie-jeebies, that's for sure.
01:18:47
Yes, yes it will.
01:18:50
And that's the first movie I could really smell.
01:18:56
You know what mean?
01:18:58
Yeah, it was...
01:19:01
Yeah, it just like...
01:19:03
You could smell it happening.
01:19:08
Triangle, that's a pretty recent one.
01:19:11
Our second shape movie.
01:19:13
Our second shape movie out of two.
01:19:18
It was it was good.
01:19:19
It's a good solid film.
01:19:21
It's definitely not everybody's cup of tea.
01:19:23
I think it deserves a big budget remake.
01:19:26
C.
01:19:27
I also put it in C, underrated, fun little mind-bending thriller.
01:19:34
And I love a time loop.
01:19:36
I do.
01:19:37
Time loops are good.
01:19:40
Talk to Me is next.
01:19:42
Such a good film.
01:19:44
Such a good film.
01:19:45
S-tier, absolutely.
01:19:46
Kind of a little bit lower on the S-tier, but so good.
01:19:51
Another one that was very unexpected, went into it blind and was not disappointed by that decision.
01:19:57
So fun.
01:19:58
I put it at the highest, highest possible place in the A tier.
01:20:03
It just barely got edged out.
01:20:07
But again, like nine other movies I've mentioned, tomorrow it could be S tier.
01:20:13
But I love that movie.
01:20:14
It was my favorite horror movie that came out last year.
01:20:17
I thought it was excellent, very well done.
01:20:19
And kd gave me the hand, which if you're watching on YouTube, you can see is right behind me.
01:20:25
She made me...
01:20:27
a Talk to Me hand.
01:20:28
Mm-hmm.
01:20:32
And I love it.
01:20:32
It's from Dylan.
01:20:34
That's true, it was actually from your husband.
01:20:38
But I think of it kind of as a joint gift because you, it's your hand, you know?
01:20:41
Yeah.
01:20:44
Okay.
01:20:44
What's next?
01:20:45
What is that?
01:20:47
That is Fall of the House of Usher.
01:20:50
I really liked Fall of the House of Usher.
01:20:52
I don't think it was the strongest of his shows, but it was super...
01:20:56
I think had I been a bigger fan of Poe, it would have hit a lot better, but I still put it in B tier.
01:21:05
Nice, yeah, I really enjoyed this.
01:21:09
I loved Poe.
01:21:10
Well, I loved Poe when I was like an edgy teen.
01:21:14
I still do like a lot of his stories.
01:21:16
I just haven't read them in a while, but it was fun to kind of revisit them and see all the little ways that they modernized it.
01:21:25
So yeah, of the three that Flanaverse shows that we watched, it's in the middle for me, not as good as Haunting of Hill House.
01:21:33
I liked it a little bit more than Midnight Mass, so for me it's a high B tier.
01:21:39
Same, would agree with that ranking of the three.
01:21:42
Yeah.
01:21:43
Next is Arcadian.
01:21:45
Another Nick Cage movie.
01:21:48
Better than the other Nick Cage movie that we watched, if I do say so myself.
01:21:52
I put it in mid B tier.
01:21:56
I really liked it.
01:21:57
Yeah.
01:22:01
Okay.
01:22:03
But unfortunately, I put it right next to Nick Cage's other movie, Renfield, in the D tier.
01:22:10
I think there were just too many, I had too many issues with it for it to be any higher compared to the rest of the films that we've seen.
01:22:19
I just thought it was like a little risky fun.
01:22:22
What was risky about it?
01:22:24
The monster, them all connecting and going in a big circle and.
01:22:30
That was fun.
01:22:31
I didn't think that that was risky.
01:22:33
I just thought it was unique.
01:22:35
It was weird.
01:22:37
Like I would consider Beau is Afraid risky.
01:22:40
That is, you're taking a risk with your audience there.
01:22:44
okay, yeah, you're right, you're right.
01:22:47
But yeah, I think the thing I liked the most about it was how unique the character design was for the monsters for that movie.
01:22:54
But I also had issues with the fact that it was not consistent throughout.
01:22:58
It felt like there were 10 different monsters in that movie because they couldn't decide on what all they wanted to include.
01:23:05
Next up, Jacob's Ladder, the remake.
01:23:09
This is the absolute trash of the universe.
01:23:11
I fucking hate this movie.
01:23:13
It's the lowest F tier movie that has ever been F tiered.
01:23:17
my God, I hated that movie.
01:23:19
Terrible.
01:23:21
It was absolutely awful, yes.
01:23:23
I also put it low F tier.
01:23:27
And I don't even have that many movies in the F tier, but it's not a good watch.
01:23:34
my lowest movie.
01:23:38
I saw the TV glow.
01:23:40
This is a very good movie.
01:23:41
It was so hard to watch.
01:23:43
I would, I'll never be able to watch it again, especially the end.
01:23:45
The end was terrible.
01:23:47
Not, and it wasn't terrible, it was a good movie, but it was so hard to watch.
01:23:52
And I cried my little heart out, just like you did.
01:23:56
But I put it in B tier.
01:23:58
This was one where, when we rated it, I think I gave it a four or a 4.5.
01:24:05
And ever since then, I just come back to it and I was like, why?
01:24:11
It's clearly a five out of five.
01:24:16
So it's S tier for me.
01:24:18
I still think about this movie and I haven't rewatched it yet,
01:24:23
because I'm not in an emotional space where I can do so without me having to call 911, but I am gonna rewatch it because I, I love it so much.
01:24:34
It's so good.
01:24:35
Yeah.
01:24:36
Unsurprising.
01:24:37
Yeah.
01:24:39
No One Will Save You.
01:24:41
Our only Hulu original.
01:24:47
What's our other Hulu originals?
01:24:49
Fresh and New Year, New You were both Hulu originals.
01:24:52
Okay, well, New Year, New You doesn't exist in my brain.
01:24:56
But I didn't realize that Fresh was a Hulu original or I forgot.
01:25:01
Okay, so our third Hulu original, No One Will Save You.
01:25:05
It was cute.
01:25:06
I didn't like seeing the aliens as much as we did.
01:25:08
I wish the aliens had been a little more not seen.
01:25:13
I gave it C tier, high C tier.
01:25:17
Alright, I knew I was going to rank it higher than you because I did during our episode.
01:25:24
I like this movie, love the use of no dialogue and I didn't mind that they kind of went the opposite direction of movies like Jaws where they said, nah, first five minutes you're
01:25:37
going to see the aliens.
01:25:39
I kind of thought that that was fun.
01:25:41
So I gave it a B tier.
01:25:42
Nice.
01:25:44
Next is...
01:25:46
What is that?
01:25:46
Psycho?
01:25:47
No?
01:25:50
Yeah!
01:25:51
There's not a fly on that poster.
01:25:53
Absolutely my favorite old movie of the old movies that we've watched without question.
01:25:59
So good.
01:26:03
A-Tier.
01:26:03
Damn.
01:26:04
Yeah.
01:26:05
I did not like it that much.
01:26:06
I give it C tier.
01:26:08
I think it's solid, but compared to other movies on the list.
01:26:13
I'm fine if I don't watch that movie ever again.
01:26:16
Sad, it was good.
01:26:19
And it had the Emperor's New Groove reference in it.
01:26:25
Ha!
01:26:28
Yeah, that was crazy.
01:26:30
Yeah.
01:26:33
Okay.
01:26:34
Infinity Pool.
01:26:36
It's another one of those movies that was really hyped up.
01:26:39
And for what?
01:26:41
F tier.
01:26:44
Why was that movie so hyped?
01:26:45
It sucked!
01:26:47
It wasn't my favorite.
01:26:49
However, this is one that I would like to rewatch.
01:26:54
Because again, I went into it having this idea of what it was going to be about, and then it went into something that was not as interesting to me at all.
01:27:03
So that was really disappointing.
01:27:05
I did put it at D tier, low D tier.
01:27:08
Probably like right above the Speak No Evil remake, but.
01:27:13
Ugh, above it?
01:27:14
God.
01:27:15
Yeah, I would rewatch Infinity Pool a hundred times before I would watch that stupid fucking movie.
01:27:21
Hahaha
01:27:25
But yeah, it's D tier for me.
01:27:27
I do want to give it a re-watch though.
01:27:29
Give it a fair shake, you know?
01:27:32
Next is P2.
01:27:34
Solid thriller.
01:27:35
Not really horror.
01:27:37
But worth a watch.
01:27:39
Still D tier though.
01:27:41
I think Wes Bentley chasing me around is absolutely horrifying.
01:27:48
He's a terrible actor.
01:27:49
I'm gonna put it D tier.
01:27:52
Yeah, just, can't get behind his acting, I'm so sorry.
01:27:56
P2, D tier.
01:27:58
Jennifer's Body.
01:28:01
S tier.
01:28:04
Low S tier though, don't get ahead of yourself.
01:28:06
There are better movies.
01:28:08
But it is up there with the best of the best.
01:28:13
Yes, Jennifer's Body is absolutely S-tier.
01:28:17
Solidly placed.
01:28:20
One of my favorite movies of all time.
01:28:23
Good one, good one.
01:28:25
It's everything I wanted American Mary to be, you know what mean?
01:28:30
Yeah.
01:28:30
I do.
01:28:32
What's next?
01:28:32
What is that?
01:28:35
Ready or Not!
01:28:36
Yeah, she is in a wedding dress in that, isn't she?
01:28:39
Super cute film!
01:28:41
So fun to watch.
01:28:42
Fun to watch with friends.
01:28:45
The ending is silly.
01:28:46
So silly.
01:28:49
Girl Power B-tier.
01:28:51
Yeah, actually recently during the month of October we watched a lot of horror movies in our Discord and this was one that I suggested.
01:29:00
And one of our friends said that it was her favorite movie she's seen all year and I was very proud of that.
01:29:08
For me it is A tier.
01:29:11
Solid, solid horror comedy.
01:29:14
And it has Adam Brody in it.
01:29:17
Yeah.
01:29:18
Next is Black Christmas, just in time for the holidays.
01:29:23
It's like an okay.
01:29:24
You know, it's like an okay Christmas movie.
01:29:26
It's like, you know, whatever.
01:29:27
It didn't really put me in the Christmas spirit, which is what I look for in Christmas horror movies.
01:29:31
So I gave it a D.
01:29:32
D tier.
01:29:34
High D though.
01:29:36
That's sad.
01:29:36
This is one of my favorite older horror movies that we've watched.
01:29:40
I think it's a solid slasher.
01:29:44
I like that it's got like a feminist edge to it, even though that might not have been their intention at the time, but obviously abortion is a very hot topic, even fucking
01:29:53
today for some fucking reason.
01:29:56
So I love that that's kind of just a casual subplot in this is she's just like, no, I'm going to get one.
01:30:04
So still relevant, unfortunately.
01:30:07
Mm-hmm.
01:30:08
Next we've got the original Final Destination.
01:30:12
Solid movie.
01:30:15
I feel like everybody sees something every day that they're like, god, that could Final Destination be, you know what mean?
01:30:24
So it obviously had its cultural impact.
01:30:26
I put it in low B tier.
01:30:28
Mmm.
01:30:30
I love the Final Destination movies.
01:30:33
I put it in A tier.
01:30:37
I just think they're so good and the cultural impact.
01:30:42
Honestly, almost more so the second one, which we'll get to eventually.
01:30:48
Yeah, I just I think it's so solid.
01:30:51
Next up, Tucker and Dale vs Evil.
01:30:55
Alan Tudyk is the best thing that's ever happened to cinema.
01:31:00
Tucker and Dale vs Evil is not, but it's still A-tier.
01:31:06
It's like, whoa, where are we going?
01:31:10
Super fun movie, so funny, so cute.
01:31:12
Love it.
01:31:13
Yeah, I gave it a very high B tier.
01:31:19
It's hilarious and it's such a smart concept.
01:31:22
I can't believe no one had done it before.
01:31:27
Maybe the best use of miscommunication as a plot device I've ever seen.
01:31:33
Usually I hate that trope, but in this I'm like, this is incredible.
01:31:38
It is, yeah.
01:31:39
That's what's impressive about it is that the whole movie is the trope.
01:31:47
Okay, Saw.
01:31:49
Saw.
01:31:50
I really like Saw.
01:31:52
It's A tier for sure.
01:31:55
Yeah, I can't wait to watch the rest of them.
01:31:58
Such a fun little adventure.
01:32:01
Also, limited
01:32:06
filming location movie, which is fun.
01:32:09
And it's just like kind of cozy, you know?
01:32:13
God, you get me.
01:32:13
Yeah, I will die on the hill that the first Saw is a fantastic film, and I hate that people write it off because it's part of a franchise that is very gore-heavy.
01:32:27
And I can understand people not liking the sequels, but you're just wrong if you think that the first one isn't a very well-written detective thriller, so.
01:32:40
That is a very high A tier for me.
01:32:43
Good.
01:32:44
Scream 2.
01:32:46
One of the better Scream movies, I would say.
01:32:50
But again, I ranked them all under A tier together.
01:32:56
I like it, I ranked them individually and that's gonna go in A tier.
01:33:00
It is my second favorite of the series.
01:33:05
She says, wow, you've already forgotten our episode.
01:33:09
That was a long time ago.
01:33:11
That was 25 episodes ago.
01:33:14
it's too tiny.
01:33:15
It's too small now.
01:33:16
Okay.
01:33:17
too small.
01:33:18
We can also, we should take screenshots of both of ours and put them on our website too.
01:33:23
Just so people can reference that if they want to.
01:33:27
If you'd like to see the full tier list from each of us.
01:33:32
Smart.
01:33:34
And you can make your own tier list too.
01:33:37
Yeah, true, we can share the link for it.
01:33:38
Mm-hmm.
01:33:39
All right, next up we've got Terrifier.
01:33:42
Terrible is more like it.
01:33:44
F tier.
01:33:46
Sucks.
01:33:46
I did give it- I did bump it up just a tiny bit.
01:33:49
I'd given it a one because it was terrible and it still is terrible, but I give it a one and a half because there has been a cultural impact and I really like the guy that dresses
01:33:57
up as him and hides in spirit Halloween.
01:34:00
He's the best.
01:34:02
Yeah, yeah, I was very shocked at some of your re-ranks because I remember when we filmed this episode you said that this is a one and you apologized to every movie that you ranked
01:34:14
a one before that and that Jacob's Ladder was better than this movie and I was like, okay.
01:34:23
I still put Terrifier in the F tier.
01:34:24
It's just simply not for me.
01:34:26
I prefer movies with interesting plots.
01:34:30
Okay, Amityville Horror, the remake starring Ryan Reynolds and his glistening body.
01:34:38
Terrible movie.
01:34:39
F tier.
01:34:40
Why did that have to be made?
01:34:41
The first one was fine.
01:34:42
It was old, but fine.
01:34:44
And what a terrible remake.
01:34:47
Yeah.
01:34:48
Almost as bad as Jacob's Ladder, not actually simultaneously almost as bad and nowhere near as bad.
01:34:54
That's a little harsh.
01:34:58
so with Jacob's Ladder, it was like a much bigger jump.
01:35:02
Too bad, because the first Jacob's ladder was really good.
01:35:06
Yeah.
01:35:06
then, yeah, it's alarming how bad it was.
01:35:09
Amityville Horror I put in D tier right next to the original.
01:35:13
I said it in that episode.
01:35:14
I think it's a bad remake of a bad movie.
01:35:17
I don't really care about either of them.
01:35:24
Sorry.
01:35:25
our actual first episode, Blair Witch Project.
01:35:31
Yes.
01:35:32
Good movie.
01:35:36
I've seen a lot more found footage since then and there are better found footages.
01:35:43
It is the blueprint.
01:35:44
is the...
01:35:47
I know, I know.
01:35:49
But I still put it in B.
01:35:50
That's very fair.
01:35:51
I did also put it in B, probably like mid B.
01:35:55
I think it's still a good movie.
01:35:56
It holds up.
01:35:57
I think there's enough like suspense if you've never seen it before to keep you going.
01:36:01
Once you've seen it, you kind of know nothing really happened.
01:36:03
It's a lot of suspense, but I still, it is, it's the blueprint.
01:36:08
I don't think found footage would be what it is today without it, so.
01:36:12
Yep.
01:36:13
And found found footage is one of my favorites.
01:36:17
If not my favorite.
01:36:19
Next, Misery.
01:36:22
I will forever hate you for making me watch this movie and not warning me about it.
01:36:27
But it is what it is.
01:36:29
Still a good movie.
01:36:30
High C tier.
01:36:32
I mean, we literally used to say every episode that you need to check does the dog die, so.
01:36:37
I feel like it was your responsibility, but I still do feel bad.
01:36:43
Yeah, yeah, both things can be true.
01:36:46
Yeah.
01:36:49
I put Misery in like a mid B tier.
01:36:52
I think that it's a very good film and I think the performances were very good.
01:36:57
Bates is fantastic.
01:36:58
I was just gonna say, I grew up with Kathy Bates playing like the grandma figure, you know, in all the movies and until American Horror Story and this movie, I hadn't seen her
01:37:07
in anything like serious and scary.
01:37:09
So it's always fun to see her that way.
01:37:12
For sure.
01:37:13
Okay, American Mary.
01:37:15
Kind of spoiled this one a little bit by saying that Jennifer's Body did everything that American Mary was trying to do.
01:37:23
I really wanted to like it, but it's a D tier.
01:37:26
Yeah, I always go back to this one because it's one that I'm, I want to like it so much, but I just, don't.
01:37:34
There's things about it really like, but it is a D tier.
01:37:39
What did you just say?
01:37:40
Her.
01:37:41
Mary.
01:37:44
Yeah, Katharine Isabelle.
01:37:47
Big fan.
01:37:48
Also, titties and shrimp.
01:37:50
Titties and shrimp forever and always.
01:37:56
Next we have Skinamarink.
01:37:58
This is a movie like Beau is Afraid where they were trying.
01:38:03
They took a risk.
01:38:06
It's a risky movie.
01:38:09
F tier.
01:38:12
Stupid.
01:38:12
It was scary though, I will give it that.
01:38:14
It did scare me.
01:38:16
I ranked it a two, I gave it a two.
01:38:19
So it's the highest of my F tier.
01:38:22
But, no.
01:38:24
Thank you.
01:38:25
I don't want to look at outlets for an hour.
01:38:28
Yeah, I feel kind of bad because it didn't scare me, but only because I had already been told that nothing happens.
01:38:37
So any suspense that I could have had was gone.
01:38:44
It is kind of one that I want to give a rewatch, but I feel like I would regret it.
01:38:52
But again, just like Beau is Afraid, even if it's not for me, I would way rather see like weird, artistic, risky movies being made than like...
01:39:01
Halloween 97.
01:39:02
You know what I mean?
01:39:04
But Skinamarink is still in F-tier, I'm sorry.
01:39:08
Yeah.
01:39:10
Alright, The Thing.
01:39:13
Aww, The Thing.
01:39:14
What great puppetry and practical effects.
01:39:18
Wasn't enough to save it though.
01:39:20
Still didn't really like it.
01:39:21
High D tier.
01:39:23
Poor Thing.
01:39:26
The Thing is one I feel I was much too harsh on the first time we reviewed it.
01:39:33
And ever since then, I've been like, I want to watch The Thing again.
01:39:39
I think I think I like The Thing.
01:39:43
so I put it in B tier.
01:39:47
I know.
01:39:49
I like it.
01:39:51
like it.
01:39:51
My husband likes it.
01:39:53
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
01:39:55
A lot of people would probably consider it one of the best horror movies ever made.
01:39:59
Okay, next up we have The Menu.
01:40:01
I talk about The Menu every single episode and how much I fucking hated it.
01:40:06
But Cassidy's one request going into this episode was I rewatch it.
01:40:12
And I did.
01:40:13
I rewatched it.
01:40:15
I thought it was funny.
01:40:16
I enjoyed it much more.
01:40:19
Let's fucking go!
01:40:24
Remember what you said about Babadook and how the boy took you out of the experience?
01:40:29
Okay, well the boyfriend or the whatever his name is Nicholas Holt Absolutely fucking insufferable.
01:40:36
There was not a likable character in the entire movie Yeah, which is - nope didn't like her either.
01:40:47
She was insufferable and she was rude to waitstaff.
01:40:49
That's like one of my biggest pet peeves
01:40:52
kd, they were trying to kill her!
01:40:54
Right, but that was before they were trying to kill her.
01:40:57
How was she rude to them?
01:40:59
She was like, you're paying them to serve you.
01:41:02
Like that's just like not the mindset I go, I have when I go to a restaurant.
01:41:06
I don't remember that part at all.
01:41:08
Well watch it again.
01:41:10
We should have watched it together.
01:41:13
Anyway, I revised my rating.
01:41:15
I gave it a three out of five and I put it high C tier.
01:41:21
It would have been an F.
01:41:22
It is going up.
01:41:24
I still think you just aren't right watching it with the right people, but...
01:41:31
Yeah, me.
01:41:34
Watching it with me is better than watching it by yourself.
01:41:37
Not, I'm not better than you, but watching it with me is better than watching it alone.
01:41:41
That's what I meant by that.
01:41:42
me, so that's.
01:41:46
I don't- Tell us in the comments who's better.
01:41:52
Please don't do that.
01:41:53
I'll start crying either way, honestly.
01:41:59
I put The Menu in A tier.
01:42:03
I really liked that movie.
01:42:06
I haven't watched it since we watched it for the podcast, but.
01:42:09
I just remember it being so funny.
01:42:11
And yeah, like you said, I know you wanted a whole like deep meaning and stuff, but at the end of the day, capitalism does suck.
01:42:22
Capitalism does ruin art.
01:42:23
That's a good enough message for me.
01:42:26
Yeah, I mean, to be clear, I would probably rate the overall movie a four if I could get through having to get to know the characters.
01:42:33
The characters were terrible.
01:42:35
They just- Nicholas Holt, the most insufferable character I've ever seen in any...
01:42:40
media.
01:42:41
No.
01:42:42
Bev?
01:42:43
I would take Bev over Nicholas Holt in this movie.
01:42:49
Bev Keene.
01:42:52
Yeah, she is a monster.
01:42:53
Yeah, I hate her.
01:42:53
But I think, I don't know, I think because they were such over the top stereotypes in that movie, it didn't bother me.
01:42:58
It kind of felt like Fall of the House of Usher, where it was like, yeah, they're all these like rich entitled kind of shitty people, but they were fun enough that I didn't
01:43:06
care.
01:43:09
Okay, you're gonna hate me for this one, but that's okay.
01:43:13
In fact, the whole world might hate me for this one.
01:43:15
Yeah, don't act like it's just me who's about to literally try to lock you up because you're clinically insane.
01:43:22
This is the craziest thing you have ever said.
01:43:26
Go ahead and say it.
01:43:27
Okay, Tusk really grew on me.
01:43:33
I really liked Tusk.
01:43:36
It's a low A tier film.
01:43:39
What, what, in what universe has anyone ever been turned into a walrus because a man went crazy after having to live inside of a wall?
01:43:50
Like, it's just, it's unique.
01:43:53
It was funny.
01:43:55
It was disgusting.
01:43:57
I don't know, it was just, it was fun and I can't stop thinking about it.
01:43:59
I've thought about it every single day.
01:44:01
All right, so I just need everybody to go on our website, killercutiespodcast.com, and we're gonna post kd's tier list.
01:44:11
It's honestly, it's not even, I'm not even judging you for enjoying Tusk or putting it in A tier.
01:44:18
tier.
01:44:19
But what's crazy is you guys are gonna see, if you don't remember, all of the movies that she ranked worse than Tusk.
01:44:28
Including but not limited to Psycho?
01:44:34
It the mini-series?
01:44:35
Dawn of the Dead?
01:44:37
Ring?
01:44:38
Like...
01:44:41
What's happening?
01:44:42
Tusk took a risk and it worked.
01:44:45
For you!
01:44:47
Justin Long's-
01:44:48
is low D tier.
01:44:51
You're welcome everyone who's listening who thinks kd's crazy right now.
01:44:55
No way.
01:44:56
I will say I did forget Johnny Depp was in Tusk.
01:44:59
I totally forgot.
01:45:00
that's why I'm saying your memory is failing you.
01:45:03
You like the fact that he was turned into a walrus and that's all you're going off of.
01:45:09
The rest of the movie, which is shit.
01:45:13
No, the surgery scene was really well done and the bad guy was very well acted.
01:45:20
Justin Long is in it.
01:45:22
That's cool and fun.
01:45:23
The end is stupid and funny.
01:45:28
What more could you need in a movie?
01:45:30
Almost everything.
01:45:31
That's crazy.
01:45:33
All right, two more.
01:45:34
Night Swim.
01:45:38
A sports horror movie.
01:45:40
Hooray.
01:45:41
It sucked.
01:45:41
F-tier.
01:45:42
There were some redeeming qualities though.
01:45:44
It's higher in F-tier than other movies.
01:45:48
Yeah, this is like mid F tier for me.
01:45:52
It's F for sure.
01:45:56
Night Swim was not good.
01:45:57
Nope.
01:45:58
What sucks is that it had like concepts that could have been fun in other movies.
01:46:02
You know what was good about Night Swim?
01:46:05
The three minute short that it's based off of, which is all that concept should be, is three minutes.
01:46:10
Yeah.
01:46:11
Fair.
01:46:12
That's it.
01:46:13
A pool at night is only creepy for three minutes and that's it.
01:46:18
Mmm.
01:46:19
So many opportunities for jump scares, I didn't even do them.
01:46:21
Anyway, last one.
01:46:23
Last one.
01:46:24
Speaking of Jordan Peele, it's Nope.
01:46:27
Ending on a high note.
01:46:28
Ending on a very high note, this is my fifth favorite movie that we've seen.
01:46:33
S-tier.
01:46:34
The best of Jordan Peele's movies in my opinion.
01:46:36
I know that's controversial, but I mean, I love a cowboy.
01:46:40
I love an alien.
01:46:43
We got both.
01:46:44
There you go.
01:46:45
This is my second favorite Jordan Peele movie.
01:46:49
I put it in A tier.
01:46:50
Right in between Get Out and Us.
01:46:53
Cute.
01:46:54
Wow, we did it!
01:46:57
Oh my gosh.
01:47:00
That was a lot.
01:47:01
Yeah.
01:47:02
But we did it.
01:47:03
Worth it.
01:47:05
Twas, twas worth it.
01:47:07
Like we said, we'll put screenshots on the website, link it in the description.
01:47:12
And please make your own rankings of the 108-ish, 109 movies that we've watched.
01:47:20
I'm curious to see everybody else's rankings.
01:47:23
Yeah, let us know your top movie out of the ones we've talked about.
01:47:26
Bottom movie.
01:47:28
Tops and bottoms.
01:47:29
Tell us why that was the craziest Tusk ranking you've ever seen in your life.
01:47:34
Some people like it, I just happen to be one of them.
01:47:37
Yeah, that's true.
01:47:39
We should make all of our friends watch it with us, together.
01:47:42
You can start that conversation.
01:47:44
If they thought, if they thought Barbarian was weird, I will not be the one to introduce them to Tusk.
01:47:52
Thank you very much.
01:47:53
But see, the problem is that Barbarian doesn't have the tone of it's supposed to be weird.
01:47:58
Tusk very much has the tone of, this movie's weird.
01:48:02
Yeah but Barbarian's not even that weird.
01:48:04
I know that.
01:48:06
Tusk doesn't have that vibe for the first 45 minutes.
01:48:11
Yeah, you're remembering incorrectly.
01:48:13
Also, do you want to know our death totals for the first 100 episodes?
01:48:17
Yes, I know I die a lot more than you do.
01:48:20
Yeah, you've died 45 times.
01:48:23
I've died 27.
01:48:25
Wow.
01:48:27
And I've only died once when you didn't die.
01:48:31
Fall of the House of Usher.
01:48:33
Wow.
01:48:34
Okay, well, yeah, it was really fun revisiting our hundred episodes, or 99 I guess.
01:48:44
Yes, very, very fun.
01:48:47
Like I said, we'll put screenshots of our tier listing on our website, so check that out if you want a visual of it.
01:48:55
And otherwise, thank you guys so much for 100 episodes.
01:48:58
Yeah, see you in season five.
01:49:00
She's still pushing the seasons.
01:49:02
There are seasons!
01:49:03
You have to separate it by seasons on YouTube.
01:49:06
You have to separate seasons.
01:49:11
Yeah, we'll see you next week.
01:49:13
Yep, what's the?
01:49:15
Yeah, do you wanna...
01:49:16
we've talked for so long, do you wanna predict next week's movie?
01:49:20
No, I just want to know what it is.
01:49:23
I think you should do the shortest prediction you've ever done.
01:49:25
Okay.
01:49:27
Next week we're going to watch The Invisible Man and the remake of it.
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Two of them?
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Okay, it's about a man who is invisible and he goes around killing people.
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It's as easy as that.
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I've seen behind the scenes footage of this movie and it is in fact a man in a green suit going around killing people.
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I think the remake, yeah.
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Yeah, Great, can't wait.
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Easy, easy, easy.
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It's in the title.
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But yes, thank you guys again.
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100 episodes, we're so excited.
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We're excited for the next 100.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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